Character Exchange System [Entertainment]

"You are only underage, don't you know how old I am!"

Anger arises from the heart, and evil grows from the gallbladder.Teacher Mu thumped angrily, and was pushed back on the bed by the small piece of wood. He was so angry that he almost deformed on the spot: "Let go of me, I don't want to talk to you, an adult!"

The two of them may not be more sober, but they were so entangled that neither of them paid attention to the small movements of the Feng family's parents coming back from the living room.

Just after Mutingche yelled these words, the bedroom door was suddenly pushed open from the outside.

Zongzi jumped in first, jumped onto the bed comfortably and rolled over, blinked his eyes twice in sympathy, and arched his palm comfortingly.

The suddenly cooling atmosphere made Yingdi Mu react instantly, jumped up hurriedly, and protected the little piece of wood that was still a bit confused: "Uncle, we two are just kidding—"

Father Feng stood at the door, his eyes filled with astonishment, and then turned into an intense anger of hating iron for not being steel.He strode over and glared at his son sternly.

"It's just nonsense, do you know what you're doing!"

Subconsciously, I wanted to stop again, and suddenly remembered the change I had promised.Mu Tingche opened his mouth with difficulty, finally stuttered, and resolutely put the blame on his head: "Dad, Dad...don't be angry, senior brother really doesn't know. I just stuffed him A piece of liqueur chocolate, I want to take the opportunity to bully him..."

"You don't have to cover it up for him, how can you bully him with your small body, which is easy to push?"

What you have seen with your own eyes can't be faked.Feng's father lost his temper, and he reprimanded him in a deep voice, looking at his disappointing son sadly: "Even if the sex after drinking is more than three years but less than ten years, do you know what you are doing?!"

"Dad, I was wrong..."

At this moment, Kung Fu was frightened into a cold sweat, and the alcohol seemed to be discharged from the body along with the cold sweat.Feng Linwan finally recovered his sobriety, and finally realized what he had done, and was so ashamed and ashamed for a moment that he almost felt ashamed.With a trembling voice, he lowered his head and admitted his mistake, his delicate face was already flushed red.

Unexpectedly, no one even believed that he was stealing the pot, and he failed to gain a sense of existence from the beginning to the end. The actor Mu was very wronged, and said in a sad and indignant way: "I really bullied him! If it wasn't for my strength not being as strong as him, I would I just pressed him on the bed and made Jiang Jiang Niang!"

As soon as the words fell, the bedroom was suddenly so quiet that only the sound of rice dumplings slapping their tails remained.

Facing the same astonished stares from the Feng family father and son, Mu Yingdi touched his nose nonchalantly, cleared his throat and said embarrassingly: "No, I'm actually not that exaggerated—"

"Little Che."

Father Feng interrupted him in embarrassment, rubbed the boy's head lightly, and sighed softly, "Most of the time, self-confidence is indeed a good thing..."

"..."

Sad to the point of mitosis, Mu Yingdi, who had been hit repeatedly, sniffed his nose in grievance, and threw himself on the shoulder of the little piece of wood with tears in his eyes.

Feng Linwan was already embarrassed and didn't know where to stand or sit, but suddenly he was thrown into his arms, and he raised his hand quickly, after a long time of consideration, he carefully stroked the teacher's back, and glanced at his father who hated iron and steel with a guilty conscience: "dad……"

"Okay, the two children are consensual, so what's wrong with just falling in love for a few months? You go out quickly, be careful to scare the children, and it will affect their quality of life in the future. Can you afford this responsibility?"

Mother Feng stepped in at the right time, angrily pushed the old-fashioned child's father, and pushed him out of the bedroom.He patted his son's head comfortingly, and lowered his voice mysteriously.

"Xiao Wan, don't go to your dad to provoke him. Xiao Che will be an adult in three months, and he will wait a little longer, anyway, people can't run away. I can't bear it, so I should keep my voice down, remember No?"

"Mom, I'm not—"

It's hard to wash away after jumping into the Yellow River.Feng Linwan blinked his eyes without tears, looked at the teacher who was still buried in his arms pretending to be an ostrich, and finally chose to give up struggling rationally: "Okay, I remember..."

Mother Feng blinked her eyes twice meaningfully, and then made a gesture of persistent efforts to him covertly.Coaxing the zongzi out of the bedroom together, he thoughtfully closed the door for the two children.

I felt that my face was so hot that I could boil two eggs.Feng Linwan sat down on the bed exhausted, pursed his lips embarrassingly, and carefully poked the teacher who was pretending to be a sculpture in his arms: "I was wrong, teacher, punish me."

"How can I punish you, amputate your leg and put it on my leg?!"

Teacher Mu straightened up in grief and anger, and tried to take the opportunity to press the small piece of wood back on the bed with his arms, but he couldn't push it even after a few pushes.Facing the clear eyes full of helplessness and nervousness on the little piece of wood, he finally burst into a rage from embarrassment: "Go to the gym after the Chinese New Year, no muscle training is allowed, and lose weight for me! If you don't reduce to [-], don't eat!"

"No, teacher—I won't be able to hold you in this way."

Feng Linwan frowned and shook his head lightly, with a rare stubborn expression on his face, he pursed his lips and raised his hand to hold him: "Teacher, I have to take good care of you. You work so hard as soon as you start acting, maybe when I'm going to be sick again..."

"Okay, okay, I'm just talking out of anger, can I really make you thin like a bamboo pole?"

Discouraged and buried in his arms again, Teacher Mu replied in a muffled voice, and squeezed the arm of this little piece of wood unwillingly: "I think I was as strong as you in my previous life, right?"

As a veteran fan, Feng Linwan certainly remembered the details that idols must know, and shook her head dutifully: "No, teacher, I remember you had your weight measured when you participated in variety shows, and it was only over 110 kilograms, which made fans feel bad. .”

"I don't care, I think I will be stronger than you one day in my life! Otherwise, I will report to the underworld!"

Film Emperor Mu presumptuously and unreasonably snapped a sentence, and suddenly the question he had been holding back for an unknown amount of time was aroused by his words, he blinked his eyes and raised his head: "Xiao Mumu, tell me the truth—what the hell are you doing?" Why do you have to pretend to be cold with me on Weibo, and you have to pretend that you don't know me?"

"I--"

This time, there was finally no chance to evade the problem.Feng Linwan's face was unnaturally bloody, and he lowered his head preoccupied. After a while, he finally spoke softly: "During the graduation ceremony, the teacher invited us to drink and we were drunk by them."

"I remember, you were the one who carried me back. I don't know where the strength came from."

Muting Che rubbed his forehead, and also remembered the situation at that time, sat back on the bed happily, leaned against the quilt and stretched comfortably: "Then, am I also the kind of person who has sex after drinking?" ?”

"Teacher, don't make fun of me..."

Upon hearing these four words, Feng Linwan's face turned a little embarrassed, he pursed the corners of his lips awkwardly, and moved his eyes to the side: "The teacher is very good when he is drunk, he doesn't make trouble or make troubles, but he insists on Pulling people to talk. It was only then that I really realized that the teacher's life is so difficult."

"So—you mean to say that when I was drunk, I would nagging my students endlessly, and poured out all the bitterness..."

Precisely extracting the central idea from the words of this little piece of wood, Teacher Mu clutched his chest in pain, and couldn't help but sigh: "Sure enough, you can't drink, alcohol is really not a good thing."

"Actually, it's good to get drunk once in a while. Especially after that, every time I see the teacher going on the show when he's obviously tired, I really hope that the teacher can get drunk again."

Feng Linwan suddenly took his hand, lowered his eyes embarrassingly, and shook it gently twice: "The teacher said at that time that there was no one around him who could talk to him intimately. I wanted to talk to the teacher, but I was afraid that my teacher would not want to tell me if I was too young, so I pretended to be an identity..."

"It's really a solid piece of stupid wood. Only you can think of such a way."

Finally understanding what he was thinking, Teacher Mu smiled helplessly, raised his hand and pulled the little piece of wood into his arms, hugging him vigorously: "To tell you the truth, it is really better for someone to vomit bitterness It was much easier before...Xiao Mu, thank you."

Feng Linwan's face instantly turned red again, he quickly shook his head vigorously, and hugged the person in his arms with his backhand.His eyes flickered for a while, before he finally made up his mind, and dropped a kiss on his forehead like lightning.

Caught off guard and being taken advantage of, Muting Che rubbed his forehead in a daze, his face turned red and hot inexplicably, all the way to the ears.

Immediately afterwards, driven by an inexplicable impulse that could never be denied, Yingdi Mu suddenly grabbed the other's shoulder, and kissed him back confidently.

……

It was just a casual kiss, so naturally there would be nothing to say.

Even though Father Feng was wandering around downstairs, the host of the legal program, who is rooted in Miaohong, still sticks to the bottom line.Patiently persuaded my teacher to wait another three months, blushing and ruthlessly fled the bedroom.

Teacher Mu, who was forced out of the car twice in a row, sat on the bed in grief and indignation, watching the back of the small piece of wood rushing out of the door, a pillow slammed on the door hard.

Some people are happy and some are sad, time flies, and it is New Year's Eve in a blink of an eye.

Feng's father and mother were originally here to find their son for the New Year, and seeing that the New Year's Eve was approaching, they made lively arrangements.Handwritten Spring Festival couplets with big red happy characters, someone finally took care of the villa, and in a blink of an eye, there was a traditional joyful atmosphere.

Still angry with that little piece of wood, Mutingche obediently stayed beside Feng's parents, talking and laughing with the elders, but refused to look at that little piece of wood no matter what.

Although he knew what the teacher was gambling with, the host of the legal system program had been thinking about it for a whole day in front of such a completely underage face, but he still couldn't handle the law breaker.

Looking at the sulking teacher with true feelings, Feng Linwan was a little restless all night, and couldn't even watch the Spring Festival Gala.After sending my parents back to their room to rest, I deliberately got into the kitchen and worked hard for a long time, and thoughtfully sent the supper directly into the bedroom.

Muting Che was lying on the bed, flipping through his cell phone intently, and he just let out a muffled snort when he heard him enter the room.

Feng Linwan cautiously approached him, poking at him with nothing to say: "Teacher... what are you looking at?"

"The promotional roadshow itinerary sent by Zhanzhi. It's scheduled for April [-]th. I don't know what they think. Do you think everyone will be more in the mood to watch movies during the Ching Ming Festival holiday?"

Smelling the alluring aroma, Mu Yingdi held back for a while, and finally put aside his anger.He picked up the homemade fried potato chips and put them in his mouth. He couldn't help panting because of the heat, but he still squinted his eyes in satisfaction.

"Eat slowly, it's still hot."

Seeing the teacher who finally got along with Mao under the appeasement of the calorie-packed supper, Feng Linwan was finally relieved, took a deep breath of air as a comfort, smiled and shook his head helplessly: "Teacher, that day is your birthday..."

"Is my birthday on Qingming Festival?!"

Although I have been looking forward to the stars and the moon and looking forward to becoming an adult, I have never thought of paying attention to the day of my birthday in this life.Mu Tingche raised his eyebrows in surprise, and sighed maturely with a piece of fried chicken wing in his mouth: "The underworld can't be a little creative, can't it be the Dragon Boat Festival?"

"Probably because there are more tributes on Qingming Festival, it is more convenient to buy birthday presents for Little Hades."

Feng Linwan made a reasonable guess, scooped up a bowl of broth for him, and took the opportunity to steal a piece of stewed golden soft soil: "The filming will probably be over by then, how do you plan to spend the teacher's birthday?" , want to go out to play?"

"I don't think there will be much drama. I have to show up at the premiere of the movie. "Light Ink" has received good reviews and high expectations, but after all, there is no money, and the promotion and filming are not very good. I can only find a way Add more fire where it can help."

After all, it is also related to his own salary, Mu Yingdi sighed worriedly, looked at the slightly dim eyes of the little piece of wood, and smiled more in his eyes, picked up a fried spring roll and brought it to his mouth: "Wait until "" "Light Ink" is released, so I'll be fine... When we come back at night, how about we do something inappropriate for children?"

"The teacher has just left the children's group, is he planning something inappropriate for children..."

Resisting the temptation of the food in front of him with difficulty, Feng Linwan shook his head unyieldingly, and answered casually.

Meeting her teacher's sudden unfriendly gaze, Feng Linwan shuddered subconsciously, suddenly realized something was wrong, and hurriedly explained: "Teacher, I didn't mean that!"

"That's what I mean, you wait for my good news."

Mu Yingdi clenched his fists arrogantly and showed a confident smile.

It was because he was too slow to understand the essence of "arbitrary change of physical condition" and "one hour of unlimited energy" among the useless superpowers given to him by the underworld.

The great opportunity to stand up was right in front of him, Mu Yingdi couldn't help but raise his tail high, he just felt that the whole person was very happy, and he became more energetic when he was eating.

As long as the underworld is strong enough, there is still a certain possibility to find the right opportunity to turn around decisively...

The author has something to say: Mu Yingdi: Believe in yourself, yes (≧ω≦)/

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I'm too busy today (T▽T) Let's put [-] words first, and there will be more updates at [-] o'clock in the evening!