My owner is a worm

"What's wrong?" Zuo Si saw his own ball hanging down, looking listless.

"The Zuo Lan star bug is too scary. It's so tall and strong that it's actually a female bug, while the one that's so short and weak is actually a male bug." Shen Yue frantically gestured with roots and vines.

Because Ban is an insect from the Zuo Lan Star Clan, Shen Yue deliberately checked the characteristics of the Zuo Lan Star Clan, and after the check, the whole plant was not good.

The females of this race are longer than the males, and there are fewer males than females.

Faced with such a manly female, look at females of other races, who would you choose if you were a male.Even if they can't marry a daughter-in-law from another race, they would rather live with a beautiful robot.There are few males in the first place, and they stare at the colorful world outside every day. A bunch of rough-looking old leftover females who can't get married are unwilling.

The patriarch of the Zuo Lan Star Clan is angry, he can't control other races, and he can't control you.Males must marry females of their own clan, and they cannot do without.Because the ratio of males and females in the clan is too big, if you don't force the females, you will definitely rebel.

Unfortunately, Ben is the lucky one, a male of the Zuo Lan Star Clan with a delicate body and a weak body that is easy to push down.

"It's just nature. Since ancient times, their family has been a patriarchal society with more females and fewer males. Females evolve towards physical strength, and males evolve towards brain power. They finally became like this."

"Why is science and technology so advanced, why not make a baby directly, why do you have to get married?" Shen Yue remembered reading in a magazine before that a certain country has developed a hospital that only needs two healthy somatic cells from both parents. a newborn.The technology in this bug world is so advanced, shouldn't it be absent?

"For the research in the field of life, artificial humans are called one of the forbidden areas of God. In ancient times, some people did such experiments, and even carried out genetic adjustments. These artificial humans are indeed perfect in every aspect, just like Like robots, it is easy to achieve high achievements in various fields. But they have no emotions and ignore life. After bombing more than a dozen planets in a row, the Zerg finally realized the seriousness of the matter. Mandatory recycling and destruction, and the prohibition of artificial human Even genetic adjustments are banned." Zuo Si flicked the vine above Shen Yue's head.

Still can play like this!Shen Yue was surprised, "What else is there in the realm of gods?"

"Many, such as the mystery of time, the consciousness of creatures, the source of life, etc. Many Zerg prophets have predicted that when the Zerg understands these, it will be the day of Zerg destruction."

Shen Yue took his own legs and ran to a place far away from Zuo Si, so as not to let this bad guy touch his vines.Always bouncing, you think I'm crow's feet!

It's really weird, so many test-tube babies on the earth don't have any problems, why are there all kinds of problems here!

"The number of males is so small, why is this race not extinct!" Shen Yue felt a little inconceivable.

"Zergs are mostly oviparous. Zuo Lan's star tribe can lay dozens of eggs at a time, and can conceive many times in a lifetime. Their family has been carrying out family planning, extinction? Doesn't exist." Zuo Si pointed at Shen Yue Waving, "Come here."

Shen Yue ran to a place where he felt safe, and lashed out at Zuo Si.As soon as Zuo Si stood up, he turned and ran, but unfortunately he was caught back in no time.

"Don't make trouble, people from the Academy of Sciences are here and there is a welcome banquet, I will attend, you stay in the room obediently." Zuo Si put Shen Yue on the table and began to change clothes.

"Don't you need me to tie your hair for you?" Shen Yue was a little surprised.

Zuo Si smiled, and took out another hair tie from nowhere to tie his hair. "I have a spare."

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"Then you still ask me to tie your hair for you!" Shen Yue said, his roots were almost broken, and this big worm with bad intentions actually has a spare, there are always thugs who want to harm me.

Zuo Si didn't explain, put on his military cap with a smile on his lips, and left the room, leaving only Shen Yue jumping on the table.

Shen Yue held back her breath, turned her head, and saw two small sticks on the table.

Shen Yue was a little surprised that Zuo Si's computer was not taken away.Shen Yue turned on his computer, and there was a password, but his startup wallpaper turned out to be a small emerald green seedling growing in an ugly red, green and purple flowerpot.

Shen Yue suddenly thought of those pitiful shit-shoveling officers on the earth who chased cats and dogs all day long and called their sons aggrievedly.He suddenly became enlightened, and suddenly understood the direction he needed to train the big bug in the future. If he also had such a loyal fertilization officer, then...

In just a few hours, the base has transformed several huge research rooms according to the requirements of the Academy of Sciences personnel.

"Doctor, the soil layer analysis report of the incident site on R79 has come out." A white coat handed the paper document to Ban.

Ben sat on the seat, looked at the huge holographic projection in front of him, showing the rotating planet R79, lowered his eyes, and took the report.

"how is the situation?"

"Nothing unusual was found."

Ban flipped through the report, "Then what is the reason for the appearance and disappearance of the magnetic field? What is the law of appearance?"

"We arrived too short a time and these are still under investigation."

Ben threw the report on a nearby table, "How's the situation with those two soldiers?"

"He was rescued, but he was still in a coma."

"What kind of poison is it? It's so powerful that even soldiers who have experienced many battles can't bear it. Find a way to get me a sample of that poison." Ban folded his hands on his chest, looking like an old man.

"I'm afraid this is a bit difficult. Admiral Zuo Si has completely sealed off the infirmary, and no unrelated personnel are allowed to enter or leave." The white coat was a little embarrassed.

Ben smiled, resting his chin on his hand, "Linda, you mean you can't do it."

Ben knew that this white coat was not only his subordinate, but also his wife's candidate.There are very few males in their family. In order to court and win the joy of males, there is really nothing that females cannot do.

Even when Ban went to the Academy of Sciences, a group of females broke the limit of Zuo Lanxing's female brainpower for him and were admitted to the Academy of Sciences.It has to be said that these suitors have contributed a lot to his current position.Zuos was right, he was indeed a scumbag.

Ben's father also hoped that he could marry more wives who would be beneficial to him, but he just dragged on and kept on dragging, until now he has never married a wife.

"Don't worry, doctor, I will get it for you." Linda, who was wearing a white coat, bent slightly and left the main command room of the research department.

Ben picked up the report on the table again, and the communication on the computer suddenly rang.Ben looked at his contacts, connected the call, and a figure appeared on the light screen of the computer.

Ben said respectfully, "My lord, I've arrived."

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In the evening, when Zuo Si returned to his room after attending the dinner party and dealing with matters, he found that his room was neat and tidy, which was almost the same as when he left. This really made him not used to it.

"Dear Papa, hurry up and hug your good baby!"

Zuo Si's footsteps stopped, if there was not a sudden sound from the ground, he thought he would have stepped on it.

"Why are you on the ground? What if I don't notice." Zuo Si squatted down and stretched out his palm to Shen Yue.

Shen Yue climbed onto his palm with some guilt, and wrapped a few sticks around his thumb, looking cute.

Zuos thought he knew he was wrong, so he didn't blame him and put him on the table.

"Come here, I'll show you something." Shen Yue mysteriously took out his own computer, turned it on, found what he was looking for, and held up the light screen of the computer to Zuo Si to see.

Zuo Si looked at the blond, blue-eyed, sweet-looking, tall man who was playing the violin on the light screen and raised his eyebrows.

"Do you think she looks so beautiful, and she is also very powerful, not only can play the violin, but also many musical instruments, she sings beautifully, and dances beautifully!"

Zuo Simu looked at his own plants with a face as if they were covered with powder bubbles, and stretched out his hand to flick his vines.

"Oh, why did you hit me!" Shen Yue hid her vines behind her back.

"Stop dreaming."

"Why? You wouldn't tell me that she's also a guy, right? I won't be fooled. I've already checked, she's a cricket, and she's a complete girl!" The sissy can be compared, she is a real goddess.

Zuos leaned on the sofa, "I didn't say she was a male. The cricket family is similar to the Zuo Lan star family, and the females are bigger than the males. She is no exception. She can become a well-known star in the flying insect galaxy. She I did a lot of homework before debuting."

"Don't insult my goddess!" Shen Yue was furious, and actually said that his goddess was an acquired beauty, how could it be a fake, it must be a lie. "I've seen pictures of her growing up and she must be all natural."

"Her agency also did a lot of homework before her debut."

"How could you know so clearly? You must have lied to me." Shen Yue still didn't believe it. If he had a mouth, he would probably be able to pry it up enough to hang a soy sauce bottle by now.

"She is my future brother-in-law." Zuos got up and went to pour himself a glass of water.

"What? You said that the goddess is getting married, that's impossible. I just registered as the No. 14 four members of the Flying Insect Galaxy Luo Luoyue Ji support group. How could I not marry my idol?" I know!" Shen Yue became anxious, jumped off the table, ran to Zuo Si, and climbed onto him along his clothes.

With some helplessness, Zuo Si tore off Shen Yue's sticking to his face, and held it with his fingers, Shen Yue's roots were still twitching dishonestly.

"Let me down, I want to fight you one-on-one! For my Luo Luoyue Ji, I will bite you to death!"

Zuo Si raised his eyebrows, wanting to bite him, does this little plant have a mouth?And why is his focus not that he said that Luo Luoyue Ji is his brother-in-law, but that she is married? Isn't Qiuqiu curious?

"Quiet!"

"I don't, I don't, I don't! Unless you tell me why you said that." Insulting his goddess is insulting him, and Uncle Keren and Auntie couldn't bear it either.

Zuos sighed, and began to recall the unbearable past.

In fact, the matter is very simple. Zuo Si's younger sister, Duoduo, has liked their little Zuo Lan Star Clan Zerg Ban since she was a child, but Ban did not agree with her confession.

At this time, Luo Luoyueji was still a rough guy, staying by her side as Duoduo's best friend.Because Duoduo was heartbroken and said that there is no more perfect worm in this world than Ben, Luo Luoyueji went for surgery to have a facelift, and finally succeeded in hugging Duoduo.

Since then, Zuo Si didn't like to see Ban, although he also knew that Ban belonged to the Zuo Lan Star Clan and couldn't marry females from other races, so it was understandable for him to refuse.But he still hates Ban, who made the squad leader cheat his sister's feelings with Zhang Xiaobai, and was also the chief culprit for causing his sister to go to Lily, so he has always been called a class scumbag.

Shen Yue's jaw almost dropped, this story is too bloody!

"I remember that Luo Luoyueji played the violin outside our house every night for a month, because her father was my father's colleague in the parliament, and there was no way to expel her. Otherwise, how could our family agree with the two of them so easily? got engaged."

Shen Yue's face was complicated, "So, my idol's plastic surgery is justifiable?"

"Naturally. Zergs are exoskeleton animals, and the bones are the first thing to do in plastic surgery. Not to mention the high risk, after the plastic surgery, the combat effectiveness plummets. After the plastic surgery, Luo Luoyueji has never changed into a bug body again." If there is no risk, Didn't the females of Zuo Lanxing's Zerg tribe go to the hospital a long time ago!

"Forget it, no matter whether she is healthy or not, married or not, she is so good-looking, and has so many talents, so kind, so infatuated, no matter what, she is my goddess." Brainless fan, no explanation. "And dear papa, she is your brother-in-law, you have to get my autograph for me!"

Zuo Si said that as long as his own Qiuqiu is happy, although he doesn't like Luo Luoyue Ji very much, it's not that he won't let his baby like him.She was able to take such a big risk and suffer so much plastic surgery for his sister, so she barely qualified!

Suddenly, there was a knock on Zuos' door.Zuosi opened the door, and there was a flying little robot with a few mechanical touches holding a box.

"Admiral, there is your courier!"

"I haven't bought anything...Give it to me first." Zuos took the box.

"Admiral, this is the delivery/delivery/payment/payment." The little robot reminded.

"Charge it to my account!" Zuo Si closed the door, and his ball couldn't wait to climb up his pants from behind.

"Mine, I bought it." Shen Yue hugged Zuo Si's trousers tightly, Zuo Si didn't care about him and started walking directly, so he wasn't afraid of him falling off.

As soon as Zuo Si put the thing down, Shen Yue pounced on it, looked left and right, and then at his soft roots, "Papa look at me, look at me, help me open it!"

Zuos: ...

Shen Yue shrunk his vines guiltily, since Zuo Si just entered the door, he began to show courteousness, not for this moment.He admitted that he secretly used the name of Zuo Sida to buy things, but he had no money and did not know the password of Zuo Sida's Skynet bank account, so he could only pay for the goods upon delivery.

Zuo Si glanced at him faintly, opened the box, and there were two figures inside.

Shen Yue ran in excitedly, "I customized a special real-life figurine of Luo Luoyue Ji. This human figure is mine, and that cricket is yours!"

Look, he bought a figure and still doesn't forget his stupid fertilization officer, he is really loyal.Well, it's actually because this figure is a set, one is Luo Luoyueji's humanoid mimicry, and the other fantasy version is Luo Luoyueji's never-exposed insect form.The store sells more than one, so I had to buy two.He also thought about giving the worm shape to Zuo Si to please a money manager, but he didn't expect them to know each other, which is really embarrassing.

Zuo Si looked at the figurine of a cricket in his palm that was as big as his fingernail, and then at the miniature figurine less than ten centimeters held by Shen Yue, and fell silent.So, his thousands of star coins were exchanged for two of these things?

"Ball~."

Shen Yue, who was holding the figurine, felt chills all over his body. By the way, his ultimate shit shoveling, bah, fertilization officer's battle plan, as long as his fertilization officer was trained to be a silly bastard.What's the first step, use your cute big eyes to send cute radio waves to the fertilization officer!

Shen Yue is stupid again, he forgot, he seems to have no eyes now_(:зゝ∠)_.

The author has something to say: I didn’t expect that the four words goods/payment/payment are also harmonious words, and they directly become □□