Tang Seng took me to play time travel [Journey to the West]

It is said that Wukong turned around and said: "Everyone, there is no need to be too polite. Dare to ask the Queen Mother to open a pavilion for a banquet. Who is invited?"

The red-clothed fairy in the head said: "The Peach Fair has old rules in the past. The ones invited are the Buddha Tathagata of the West Heaven, Guanyin Bodhisattva of the South China Sea, holy monks, Arhats, the Holy Emperor Chongen of the East, the Immortals of the Ten Continents and Three Islands, the Xuanling of the North Pole, and the central Huangji Huangjiao Daxian. There are five elders in five directions, five Dou Xingjun in the heavenly palace, Sanqing in the upper eight holes, four emperors, Taiyi immortals, etc. Jade emperor in the eight holes in the middle, nine bases, and Haiyue gods. The ghost leader in the lower eight holes Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva, Earth Immortal, all the gods, big and small, from all palaces and halls, all go to the Pantao Festival."

This fairy was eloquent and her voice was delicate and crisp, like a yellow warbler out of the valley, she spoke one by one without stopping.

But Wukong became angrier the more he listened. He listened for a long time, but without his title of Monkey King, he suddenly felt bad.

He suppressed his anger and forced a smile: "Did you miss something? For example, I am the Monkey King?"

The fairy in red shook her head and said, "No, I never heard of it."

Anger shot out from Wukong's eyes, and he said coldly: "With my supernatural powers of the Monkey King, so what if you invite me to sit in an honorable seat?"

The fairy in red pursed her lips and said, "Don't be annoyed, Great Sage, I really don't know."

"That's good," Wukong stepped aside and said, "Xian'e is going to pick peaches by herself, I have my own concerns."

The seven fairies nodded at the same time, and happily went to pick peaches with their fruit baskets. Seeing that the peaches on the tree were sparse, green and small, they all frowned in puzzlement, and couldn't help whispering to each other.

Wukong watched with cold eyes, he had an idea in his heart, and said seven times in a row, "Ding! Ding! Ding..."

This body-fixing technique instantly fixed the seven fairies.

Sun Kong recruited Xiangyun, walked out of the peach garden, and went straight to Yaochi where the Queen Mother hosted a banquet.

Floating in front of him was a deity, full of rays of light, colorful auspicious clouds, and a crane standing beside him, with a jade plaque hanging from his waist, with a majestic appearance, he was the deity Da Luo with bare feet.

When Wukong saw him, his heart changed, he pressed Luo Xiangyun, and asked, "Where is the old fairy going?"

Da Luo Jinxian said with a smile: "Meng Wangmu is summoned to go to the feast of flat peaches."

Wukong didn't even blink, and said: "You don't know, because the Jade Emperor is good at making somersaults, he ordered me to invite you five times, first to His Highness Tongming to perform the ceremony, and then to the banquet."

Da Luo Jinxian has a straightforward personality, never thought that Wukong would lie to him, so he just frowned and said in confusion: "In the past, I performed a ceremony in Yaochi to thank you, why did you change the place now?"

He was talking, but he had no choice but to turn Xiangyun and go to Tongming Hall.

Wukong succeeded in his tricks, he laughed, and said "Change!", he changed into the appearance of Daluo Jinxian, went straight to Yaochi, and entered the treasure pavilion.

In the treasure pavilion, there are purple neon piers with eight treasures, multi-colored gold-painted tables, and jasper basins with thousands of flowers.

In the jade basin are dragon liver and phoenix marrow, bear's paw and orangutan lips, endless delicacies, fruits and vegetables, all of which are very fragrant.

I also saw the immortal officials who made wine, and the strong men who made the mess, leading seven or eight fairy boys to make fine wine and jade liquid in the closet. The fragrance was strong, and it went straight to Wukong's nose.

He almost drooled, the wine worm got on his head, he pulled out a bunch of monkey hairs on his body, and blew them out, the hairs turned into sleep bugs in the air, biting everyone.

Everyone immediately fell to the ground limply and fell asleep.

Wukong didn't have any scruples anymore, he drank the fine nectar and jade liquid as much as he wanted, grasping with his claws left and right, mixed with delicacies, and ate and drank indiscriminately.

After eating and drinking, he was very drunk, staggered and knocked down countless tables, and staggered out of the treasure house.

Because of his drunken eyes, he originally wanted to go back to Monkey King's mansion, but he took the wrong path and came to Tushita Heavenly Palace.

Tusita Heavenly Palace is above 33 heavens, which is the highest Lihen Heaven, the residence of Taoist Taoist Taoist Taoist Heavenly Venerable Taishang Laojun.

Wukong broke in in a daze, but there was no one there.

He didn't know that the Taishang Laojun and the ancient Buddha Randeng were preaching on the three-story high pavilion Zhuling Dantai.

Laojun had no idea that a Sun Dasheng broke into his lair.

Wukong wandered here and there, and accidentally walked into Laojun's alchemy room, but saw a fire in the furnace beside the alchemy stove, and five golden gourds were hung on each stove, and the alchemy alchemy was already in the gourd.

Wukong beamed with joy, thinking that while Laojun was away, he would eat a few grains to try something new.

He picked up five golden gourds, raised his head and mouth to the mouth of the gourds, and poured them into his mouth like eating fried beans. Distressed, there is no way to waste it.

In the future, when Taishang Laojun came back, he was really angry and vomited blood for three liters. He was depressed for hundreds of years, and Wukong's expression changed every time he heard about it.

After Wukong swallowed hundreds of golden elixirs, his stomach seemed to be on fire. Fortunately, he has all the viscera of Vajra, otherwise, if it were any other person, his intestines would be pierced and his stomach would rot, and he would die of fire.

But this time, he was completely sober from the wine, and he yelled in his heart: "Oops! Oops! This time, a big disaster has happened. If the Jade Emperor is disturbed, his life will definitely be lost!"

He hurriedly jumped out of the Tushita Palace, thought for a while, and thought that his monkey grandson had never drank the fairy wine from the sky, so he returned to the Yaochi Baoge, carrying a dozen altars of fine nectar and jade liquid in each of his left and right hands, and then went from Xitian Through the back door, I used an invisibility method to go down to Huaguo Mountain.

Wukong held a banquet with the monkeys and monsters in Huaguo Mountain, drank the fine nectar and jade liquid, and was at ease.

But the Lingxiao Palace was in chaos, and the Jade Emperor heard complaints all of a sudden, knowing that it was all the fault of Monkey King.

After the Jade Emperor was surprised, the emperor was furious, and immediately ordered the four heavenly kings, together with Li Jing and Nezha father and son, to order the 28 constellations, the nine obsidian officials, the 12 yuan Chen, the five directions to reveal the truth, the four valued meritorious service, the east and west stars, and the north and south two God, the five mountains and four blasphemy, the stars of the whole sky, a total of [-] heavenly soldiers and generals, set up eighteen heavenly nets and surrounded Huaguo Mountain.

The heavenly soldiers and generals, the sky and the earth are nets, it is really a yellow wind, the sky is dark and the earth is dark.

Headed by Li Jing, the Huaguo Mountain was completely surrounded. After all the heavenly generals set up camp, they went to Shuilian Cave to call for battle.

Wukong led the monkey monkey grandson, and brought the one-horned ghost king and the 72-hole demon king out to fight, and a big battle broke out immediately.

This battle was fought with the sun and the moon darkened, flying sand and rolling stones, from noon to sunset.

Meanwhile, the one-horned ghost king and the 72-hole demon king were captured by all the gods.

And Wukong showed his supernatural power with a golden cudgel, standing in front of his own monkeys, one person and one stick resisted the four heavenly kings, Li Jing and his son.

The gods fought from the ground to the sky, and then from the sky to the earth, and they almost flattened Huaguo Mountain.

Wukong couldn't fight for a long time, and seeing that it was getting late, he pulled a large handful of monkey hair from his body, threw it in his mouth, chewed it, and sprayed it out. The monkey hair turned into thousands of Sun Dashengs, and in an instant They repelled the four heavenly kings and Li Jing and Nezha father and son.

Holding the golden cudgel in his hand, Wukong looked up to the sky and laughed loudly. He collected his hair and turned back to the Water Curtain Cave.

Naturally, all the heavenly soldiers and generals refused to leave, and vowed to capture Wukong and report to the Jade Emperor.

They camped all over Huaguo Mountain, raised their lamps and stopped their drums, planning to rest for one night and fight again tomorrow.

On the contrary, in the peach garden in the sky, after the seven fairies solved Wukong's body-holding method and left, a man suddenly appeared on the peach tree, of course it was Qu Zheng.

He sat on the peach branch and swayed leisurely with the branch for a long time.

He met Wukong just now, but he didn't want to show up to meet Wukong, because he had a knot in his heart and was angry with him.

Of course he knew that Wukong was going to disturb the Peach Club, and he didn't want to follow, anyway, Wukong couldn't die anyway.

Alas, I've stayed here for too long, so I should go out for a walk. The Tiangong is so big, so it's good to take a stroll, maybe there will be some unexpected gains.

Qu Zheng thought to himself, and finally floated down the peach tree and walked out of the peach garden.