Tang Seng took me to play time travel [Journey to the West]

After Wukong yelled, the stone gate of the Lotus Cave opened immediately, and more than a dozen little demons with strange shapes came out. The leader wolf demon smashed the three-pronged fork in his hand, and shouted: "What Monkey King? I haven't heard of it! "

Wukong raised his head and smiled, and said: "What an ignorant fellow, even your grandpa doesn't know, wait until I hit you with a stick, and you will know."

As he spoke, he smashed the head of the wolf demon with a wave of the golden cudgel in his hand, and the rest of the little monsters were frightened out of their wits, screaming and scrambling to escape into the cave.

Wukong laughed triumphantly, swung his stick like the wind, and beat him all the way in. Little demons flew all over the sky, and screams could be heard endlessly.

Qu Zheng followed Wukong, he didn't need to make a move at all, the little monsters flew past him whirring, pretending not to see them, fully displaying the demeanor of the big brother who threw his hands away.

Wukong came to the world like a killing god, and he didn't let go of any of the little monsters in Yidong. The strange thing is that the two bosses, Jinjiao and Yinjiao, didn't hear the sound.

Thinking of this, Qu Zheng couldn't help frowning, fearing that Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao would be peeping in the dark and fall into the trap, he raised his voice and said, "Monkey, be careful, if those two demons don't come out, there might be someone eccentric."

Wukong kept swinging his stick in his hand and killed the last little demon. He turned around and shouted, "I know, I'm on guard. Huh, what's going on?!"

"What's the matter?" Qu Zheng jumped forward in shock, stood shoulder to shoulder with him, and asked nervously.

Wukong blinked, pointed one zhang away, and said: "There is an enchantment here."

Qu Zheng was surprised and said: "How could it be? The front is where the Golden Horn and Silver Horn are. We went in just now, so there is no barrier."

Wukong said: "Strange! Strange! Wait for me to break it."

As he spoke, he pursed his lips and blew out a puff of zhenqi. As soon as the white gas touched the transparent barrier, it made a continuous cannon sound, and fell silent after a while.

Qu Zheng asked: "How is it? Is it broken?"

Wukong's face changed, and he said: "Brother, it's too strange, this barrier is very clever, I can't break it."

"As far as I know, that golden horn and silver horn have ordinary spells, and it is absolutely impossible to be more powerful than you." Qu Zheng was taken aback, frowned and thought, and murmured: "Could it be the Supreme Lord? Since he is here, why? Want to set up this enchantment?"

"Taishang Laojun?" Wukong was more surprised than him when he heard the words, and asked in confusion: "What does this matter have to do with Taishang Laojun?"

Qu Zheng said: "The golden horn and the silver horn were originally the disciples of the Taishang Laojun who guarded the alchemy furnace. Yan, so I secretly descended into the realm as a demon."

Wukong was stunned, and said strangely: "Since brother knows, why didn't you tell me?"

"With your temper, I'm afraid that it would be bad for you to go directly to the Heavenly Palace to find the Supreme Lord." Qu Zheng paused, and then said: "The most important thing is that Guanyin knew about this, so he took the opportunity to find him. I borrowed Laojun, borrowed his five rare treasures, and gave them the golden and silver horns, and having these magical treasures can cause us a lot of trouble and a catastrophe."

Wukong stared and said: "What should we do now? That old man, Taishang Laojun, set up this enchantment, is he planning to deal with us personally?"

Qu Zheng shook his head, and said decisively: "It's impossible, this ancestor of Taoism has a guilty conscience in the first place, because he was wronged, and because of his own status, he will never make a move again. I can't figure out what's going on for a while."

Wukong snorted a few times and said, "Then we'll wait here and see what they do!"

Qu Zheng said: "No, it is the worst policy to sit on the sidelines and wait for the rabbit. Just in case, we are afraid of falling into the enemy's plan to divert the tiger away from the mountain. Let's go back now and protect Master well."

Wukong immediately became anxious, and hurriedly said: "Yes, Master! Then go quickly."

He grabbed his senior brother's shoulders and let out another snort, and the two of them left the Lotus Cave in an instant, and arrived at the resting place of Xuanzang and the three of them.

I saw Xuanzang and the three of them sitting side by side cross-legged, all in peace.

"Master..." Wukong wanted to shout as soon as he landed.

Qu Zheng's eyes were fixed, he hissed hurriedly, and said: "Be quiet, Master and the others are asleep."

Wukong snorted, and saw Xuanzang and the three of them closed their eyes tightly, breathed heavily, and really fell asleep. He looked at the sky, and it was not evening yet, so he whispered: "It's not dark yet, why are you sleeping?" gone?"

"Maybe I'm too tired." Qu Zheng glanced at the cooked rice and said, "We'll talk when we're full."

"I'm not hungry, brother eat first, I'll look at Master and the others." Wukong also sat cross-legged in front of Xuanzang and the others, resting his chin on his hand, looking curiously at Master's sweet sleeping face.

He looked at it and felt that his upper and lower eyelids were fighting, and he almost lost his mind. Finally, with a trace of clarity in his heart, he shook his head and came to his senses.

Qu Zheng beside him couldn't help laughing, and said: "I didn't expect that sleep would also be contagious, so it's no wonder Xiaobai and Bajie are both asleep."

"Yeah..." Wukong shook his head again, and said, "I almost fell for it."

Qu Zheng also looked at Xuanzang's bushy eyebrows, his peaceful sleeping face, and his heart moved.

It is indeed a bit strange, what is wrong, but Xuanzang, as a monk who was born from the mother's womb, it is normal to sit and sleep.

The last bit of doubt in Qu Zheng's mind disappeared.

He didn't know that the real Xuanzang's soul had gone out of his body.

In the Lotus Cave, the harmonious movement of Golden Horn and Silver Horn was in full swing, when a person suddenly appeared, staring at them coldly.

Jinjiao was the first to see this person, and immediately yelled and jumped up. You must know that Yinjiao was pressing on him. With such a violent movement, Yinjiao was unprepared for this jump, and Yinjiao almost broke his life. Shouted: "Brother, you hurt me too!"

Jin Jiao's face changed drastically, and he said in a trembling voice, "What's wrong with you? Brother didn't do it on purpose."

Yinjiao covered his lower body with his hands, breathed in pain, his eyes were full of tears, and he couldn't speak. From then on, he had a psychological shadow, and he never lifted for ten thousand years.

So, don't break in when other people are having sex, such as catching rape or something, this is very inhumane, and it will really make a man live forever, haha...

Jin Jiao hugged Yin Jiao distressedly, looked at the person with resentment, and shouted: "I'll kill you!"

The visitor said indifferently: "It's just the two of you? A life-or-death thing."

Jin Jiao asked in surprise: "Where are you sacred?"

The visitor said: "Didn't you plan to eat me just now? That's why I'm here."

"Tang Xuanzang?!" Jin Jiao lost his voice: "No, no, no, he is a monk, it can't be you!"

This man has wide-sleeved robes, black hair like clouds, and handsome appearance. He is not a monk with a bald head. He said calmly: "I am Jin Chanzi."

Yinjiao finally regained his breath, and shouted in a hoarse voice: "Jin Chanzi?! How is it possible?! How did you appear?"

Jin Chanzi is Chen Yi, he said: "I heard that you have the five magic weapons of the Supreme Lord on your body, where are they?"

Jin Jiao and Yin Jiaochi hugged each other, Jin Jiao gritted his teeth and said, "I don't know!"

Chen Yi groaned, Yin Jiao suddenly screamed "Ah".

Jin Jiao cried out distressedly: "What's wrong with you? Where does it hurt?!"

"Yes...it's him..." Yinjiao's whole body trembled violently, sweat profusely, and stared at Chen Yi.

Jin Jiao immediately begged for mercy: "Elder Jin Chan, spare your life! Forgive me! I will give you the magic weapon."

With shaking hands, he took out a small bag from the bedside, untied the rope, and poured out five things with a "crash", and these things grew bigger as soon as they came out, glittering with gold, including a sword, a jade bottle, and a golden rope. There are fans, and one of the gourds is particularly conspicuous, which is the Zijinbao gourd.

It turns out that this small bag is exactly the Qiankun bag, which can hold countless rare treasures.

As soon as Chen Yi stretched out his hand, the five magic weapons flew into his palm. He looked at them for a moment, put them one by one into the wide sleeves of his robe, and said: "You two have evil intentions, your intentions can be punished, and you have become demons." There are countless people, I can't spare you!"

After he finished speaking, he was about to beat the golden and silver horns to death, when a rumbling voice rang in his ears: "Jin Chanzi, be merciful!"

An old man with white hair, white eyebrows and a fluttering white beard stood in front of Chen Yi.

"Master! Master! Forgive me! This disciple knows his mistake."

Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao hurriedly kowtowed desperately, with tears streaming down their faces.

Chen Yi's expression did not change, but he smiled and said: "Old Lord, are you here all right?"

The old man was the Taishang Laojun. With a flick of his robe sleeves, he took the two apprentices into the sleeves, and said: "Jin Chan, for the sake of this old man, spare me these two disciples. I will definitely take them back with you." Strict discipline."

Chen Yi raised his eyebrows and said with a smile: "Your magic power is higher than mine, so I can't do it if I don't agree."

Laojun blushed, coughed dryly, and said, "This time it's my fault, so how about it, you make a request, and this old man will try my best to satisfy you."

Chen Yi's heart changed, and he said, "Then I won't be polite."

Laojun hurriedly said: "You are welcome, as long as I can do it."

"Okay!" Chen Yi was waiting for the other party's words, and suddenly there was a gourd in his hand, which was the Zijinbao gourd.

The old gentleman felt bad, and said solemnly: "This gourd has a great origin, it is the first division of chaos, the creation of the world, the old man dispels the name of Nuwa, refines the stone to mend the sky, saves the world of Yan Fu, and mends it to the center of the universe, see At the foot of a Kunlun Mountain, there is a fairy vine with this purple gold gourd knotted on it, which was picked off and used as a pill."

Chen Yi said: "I'm not interested in the origin of this gourd, I just want to know if it can contain you as the owner."

After being taken aback for a moment, Laojun shook his head again and again and said, "This is absolutely impossible! Absolutely impossible!"

"Really?" Chen Yi sneered slightly, and said, "Why don't you dare, old man? Do you want to go back on your word? But yes, I, Jin Chanzi, am not your opponent anyway, and I can only admit that you bully the small with the big. "

The old gentleman immediately became dumb, and after a long silence, he sighed and said: "Forget it, it is indeed the old man's fault, please go ahead."

Chen Yi smiled, opened the gourd mouth immediately, and said to Laojun: "Li Er, I call you, do you dare to agree?"

Laojun let out an "um", and immediately flew into the gourd with a whoosh.

Chen Yi laughed, took out the other four magic weapons from his sleeve, stuffed them into the gourd, covered the mouth of the gourd, raised his hand, and threw it into the sky. The gourd passed through the stone wall and flew into the sky.

Besides, Qu Zheng and Wu Kong waited for a long time, and it was almost dark before Xuanzang woke up, opened his eyes, blinked at Qu Zheng who had been looking at him, and said with a smile: "Xiao Zheng, you and Goku is finally back."

Qu Zheng looked at him strangely, feeling that something was wrong, and asked, "Are you really asleep?"

Xuanzang smiled and said, "What do you think?"

Qu Zheng: "..."

Later he asked Wukong: "I said monkey, under what circumstances will your primordial spirit come out of your body?"

Wukong thought for a while, and said seriously: "I want to get out of my body, so I get out of my body."

"Aren't you talking nonsense?" Qu Zheng frowned, and asked again: "What happened to the golden and silver horns? They disappeared for no reason."

Wukong said: "I said brother, I have said it ten times, no, No. 11 times, those two boys must have been afraid of my grandson, my great sage Equaling Heaven, and ran away because of the wind, what is your boss struggling with?" What?"

Qu Zheng sighed, and said worriedly: "I'm struggling with the story not going according to my script, I'm pretty good."

Wukong: "..."

The brother's mind is like nine bends and eighteen bends, in a cloud of fog, and he will never know what he is thinking.

The author has something to say: Pfft, just like the Internet popular "Are you a funny comparison invited by a monkey?"

I call you retarded, do you dare to agree?

There are many jokes in Journey to the West that are ridiculous.

Laojun's gourd is used as a funny comparison. When I watch TV dramas, I really watch it once and laugh once.

Because this week until Thursday, there are [-] words for the list task, so I may update it tomorrow night.