Tang Seng took me to play time travel [Journey to the West]

Fangcun Mountain in Lingtai is another year of peach blossom season. Peach trees all over the mountain in the back of the mountain are blooming, pink, red, and white. A gust of spring breeze blows, and the peach petals swirl and fall, turning into spring mud.

Qu Zheng was lying under the biggest and tallest peach blossom tree, closing his eyes and meditating.

Peach petals fell on his face and body, and after a while, pink peach petals were scattered all over his body.

Suddenly he felt a weight on his body, and a hot person threw himself on top of him. He frowned and opened his eyes.

"Brother! You are not asleep." It turned out that Sun Wukong was lying on Qu Zheng's body, and when he saw someone woke up, he opened his eyes and pretended to be innocent.

"it's too hot."

Qu Zheng sat up, grabbed his collar, lifted him aside, and said, "How many times have I told you, don't sit on me, you are very heavy, do you know? If someone else will be crushed by you .”

Sun Wukong doesn't look tall, he is neither fat nor thin, but he is actually very heavy, but every time he likes to sit on himself while he is asleep and play, he will not change after repeated admonitions.

It is said to be playing, but it is really playing, just like a monkey likes to jump up and down on the tree to play.

"Brother is not someone else. I won't play with others." Sun Wukong was talking, and his monkey paws were not idle, helping Qu Zheng brush off the peach petals on his body.

"Have you finished practicing today?"

A peach petal spun down again, Qu Zheng opened his mouth to enclose the peach petal.

"The practice is over. Brother, when do you think Master will teach me spells?"

Sun Wukong followed suit by grabbing peach petals from the air and putting them in his mouth.

Peach petals taste bitter, but carry a faint fragrance, Qu Zheng chewed on his mouth, and said lightly: "How long has it been since you saw Master?"

"The last time I saw Master was when the peach blossoms were bearing fruit."

Years are unknown in the mountains, and Sun Wukong can only calculate based on when the peach trees bloom and bear fruit.

As for Qu Zheng, he lived a more ignorant life than him. He stayed in this place for almost ten years. Apart from practicing kung fu, he also practiced the Mind Concentration Art taught by Chen Yi. His temper was much calmer, and his heart was like still water.

Hearing what Sun Wukong said, Qu Zheng's heart moved, and he said, "How about this, after this year's peach blossoms bear fruit, if Master hasn't come back yet, let's go to Daleiyin Temple to have fun, okay?"

"Okay, the place where Master often goes, it must be fun."

Sun Wukong was very excited, jumped up, turned somersault, and wanted to jump on his senior brother again.

Qu Zheng dodges in a wrong step and dodges perfectly. Sun Wukong can't stop, and hits the peach tree with a bang. He has a copper head and an iron frame, so he's fine, but the peach tree clattered and dropped more peach petals.

"Brother!"

Sun Wukong didn't care either, he did a backflip and wanted to give Qu Zheng a bear hug, but he saw a lot of falling flowers, but his brother was nowhere to be seen.

"Goku!"

Suddenly there was a call from far away in the sky, he looked up, and there was a man in the distance with glowing rays of light, wide sleeves fluttering, coming by riding the clouds, it was his master.

Sun Wukong was overjoyed, knelt down hastily, and shouted: "Master, you are finally back."

Suddenly, Chen Yi floated to the ground, and with a flick of his robe sleeves, he held up Monkey King and asked, "Where is Xiao Zheng?"

Sun Wukong said: "Senior brother was still playing with his apprentice just now, but he disappeared in a blink of an eye."

"Forget it." Chen Yi pondered for a moment, just about to say something, but suddenly stopped.

Sun Wukong widened his eyes, pointed forward, and said in surprise: "Master, look!"

I saw thousands of peach petals falling in the air, spinning continuously, turning faster and faster, forming a whirlpool, which became bigger and bigger, and condensed into a huge flower ball.

The flower ball was frozen in the air, still spinning at a high speed, and after a while, it suddenly scattered again, and thousands of peach petals flew towards Chen Yi like a rain of flowers.

Chen Yi pushed Sun Wukong away, flicked the sleeve of his robe, and only heard the sound of ding ding ding, like spring water ding dong, and like rain hitting plantains. After a while, the peach petals shattered into pink mist and dissipated in the air.

"Xiaozheng, I haven't seen you in half a year." Chen Yi's face was pale, no emotion could be seen, his robe sleeves drooped, and he said, "Is this how you welcome me?"

"Yeah, isn't it a surprise, a surprise."

Qu Zheng suddenly came out from behind a peach tree and said with a smile.

"Brother, so you didn't leave."

Monkey King jumped up and grabbed Qu Zheng's sleeve.

Chen Yi said: "How many times have you practiced your Concentration Art and your mental strength?"

Qu Zheng laughed and said, "It's the seventh level, it's amazing."

Chen Yi frowned and said, "Have you encountered a bottleneck?"

"Yeah. The bottleneck is the bottleneck, I don't force it."

Qu Zheng looked indifferent, and said: "I'm bored and just practicing for fun, and it's useless to practice it to the tenth level, but if you come back this time, if you don't teach him spells, I will let you taste what is called a real rain of flowers." .”

He still spoke with a smile, but his words were full of threats.

Chen Yi naturally didn't want Qu Zheng to really get mad, so he said helplessly: "Okay, I'll teach him now, you have practiced the Concentration Art for so many years, and I haven't seen you have a better temper."

Sun Wukong shouted excitedly when he heard the words: "Really? Master!"

Chen Yi nodded, and sat cross-legged on the ground, Sun Wukong let go of Qu Zheng, and quickly sat cross-legged in front of him.

Qu Zheng flew onto the peach tree and lay on a thin and tender branch, shaking and swaying with the wind.

Chen Yi said in a harmonious voice: "Wukong, I haven't asked you as a teacher yet, what spells do you want to learn?"

Sun Wukong said respectfully: "But according to the teacher's teaching."

"There are 360 ​​side doors in the Tao word door, all of which can be correct, do you want to learn?"

"What is the side door, please tell the master clearly."

"There is Shumen, which is to invite immortals to help Luan, seek good luck and avoid evil. There is Liuzimen, which are Confucianism, Buddhism, Taoism, Yin-Yang School, Mohist School, medical school, or reading scriptures, chanting Buddha, and pilgrimage to the scriptures. There is Jingzimen Door, bigu, guarding the valley, quiet and inaction, Zen meditation, meditation, sitting at the gate. There is a moving word door, picking yin to nourish yang, climbing the bow and crossbow, rubbing the navel to pass the breath, concocting with squares, burning mao and making a tripod, eating red lead , refining autumn stones, taking women's milk."

Qu Zheng suddenly interrupted and said, "Forget the rest. Speaking of which verbs are too evil, I know how to harvest yin and nourish yang. What the hell is red lead, autumn stone, and women's milk?"

Red lead is a woman's scripture, Qiushi is a man's, cough cough, pee.

"Wukong, which of these four do you want to learn?"

Chen Yi pretended not to hear what Qu Zheng said, and continued to ask Monkey King.

Sun Wukong said: "Do these four sects have the art of immortality?"

Chen Yi said: "No. If you learn these four disciplines, you will live longer than ordinary people. It is a joke to live forever."

"Then don't learn, don't learn!" Sun Wukong shook his head again and again.

"Just teach him directly, why so much nonsense."

Qu Zheng couldn't help but interrupt again.

Chen Yi raised his forehead and said, "I want to know if he has enlightenment. If he has mediocre aptitude and no aura, it doesn't matter if he doesn't teach."

Qu Zheng said: "Say a few words of nonsense and you'll know."

Chen Yi said with a headache: "Xiao Zheng, you are a mortal child, don't you want others to be as good as you?"

Qu Zheng closed his mouth and closed his eyes.

Sun Wukong looked up at him and said loudly: "Brother, come down and learn too."

Qu Zheng said coldly: "Didn't you hear him say that I am a mortal child?"

Sun Wukong said: "Don't be angry, after I meet, I will teach you again."

Qu Zheng didn't answer him, closed his eyes, and seemed to fall asleep immediately.

Chen Yi said: "Wukong, you don't need to pay attention to him. Listen to me, I was born as a teacher just like you. Although I didn't grow out of a stone, I was really born on a tree. When I had spiritual consciousness, the Buddha The Tathagata preached to me immediately, so I am the Buddha's own disciple."

Chen Yi is the golden cicada. It is said that the Tathagata Sakyamuni was originally the prince of ancient India. After many years of asceticism away from home, he became enlightened under a bodhi tree.

At that time, the golden cicada was on the tree. It was an ordinary golden cicada. After eating the sap of the bodhi tree and listening to the Buddha preaching, it took the shape of a human.

After enlightenment and fruition, Tathagata accepted Jin Chanzi as his personal disciple.

Besides, when Sun Wukong heard this, he kowtowed excitedly and said, "Master has great supernatural powers."

Chen Yi smiled happily and said, "It's good that you understand. Now, I will teach you the way of immortality."

In this way, Sun Wukong should have learned the formula of immortality.

After he realized it, Chen Yi said: "After learning the formula, you will be infused with a divine body in the future, but you will still not be able to live forever."

Monkey King panicked and said, "Why?"

Chen Yi said: "Because there are three calamities and six calamities for human beings, so are gods. One calamity occurs in 500 years, and three calamities pass in 500 years. Only after three calamities can we live the same life as heaven and earth."

Sun Wukong said happily: "That's great, master teach me how to avoid catastrophe together."

Chen Yi said: "Okay, the number of celestial gangs changes like 36, and the number of earth gangs changes like 72, which one do you learn from?"

Monkey King said: "Of course there are too many, disciples learn the 72 changes."

Chen Yi said: "Okay, you memorize the Digang formula."

After Sun Wukong memorized it, Chen Yi said: "Now try your best to turn somersaults, the farther the better, show me."

"Yes, Master!"

Sun Wukong immediately shrugged his shoulders and raised his legs. He jumped seven or eight feet high, performed seven or eight somersaults backwards, and seven or eight forwards somersaults in the air. After a while, he landed in front of Chen Yi and said, "Master, look at this disciple's somersaults!" How about it?"

Chen Yi shook his head and said: "It's not that good, at your speed, if you want to go back to Huaguo Mountain, I'm afraid it will take another ten or eight years."

Monkey King was in a hurry again, and shouted: "Then what should I do?"

Chen Yi said: "I told you a somersault cloud, you can travel to the North Sea, and you can travel all over the world in one day."

Sun Wukong kowtowed excitedly when he heard the words. He kowtowed loudly and flattered him: "Master is very kind to me. My disciple will serve you at your knees every day."

Chen Yi smiled and said: "That's not necessary, you still have a brother to curry favor with, and you also know his temper, if you ignore him for a day, he might pull out your monkey hair."

"you're right!"

Qu Zheng's face suddenly appeared in front of the two of them, and he said, "It's getting dark, I'm hungry."

Sun Wukong hurriedly said: "Brother, please be patient, there is still a somersault that Master didn't teach."

"Somersault cloud is simple, there is only one formula."

Chen Yi flicked his sleeves, stood up, and said: "This cloud, twirling formulas, reciting mantras, clenching its fists, shaking its body, jumping up, and a somersault can cover a hundred and eight thousand miles."

After he finished speaking the last word, the person had disappeared, only the faint lingering sound could be heard.

Sun Wukong scratched his ears and cheeks in joy, and after somersaulting a few more times, he grabbed Qu Zheng's sleeve when he landed, and said loudly: "Brother, let's go back."