Tang Seng took me to play time travel [Journey to the West]

As soon as Wukong and Bajie landed on the ground, the three of Xuanzang and old man Li all held their noses and stepped back dozens of steps.

Qu Zheng held his breath, endured and endured, and finally couldn't help shouting: "My God, did you just crawl out of the cesspit?"

Bajie yelled: "Brother, how can you say that? I just took a shower a month ago, old pig, and it's very clean. Where does it stink?"

"No bath for a month? Oh my god, vomit..." Qu Zheng couldn't help retching a few times.

Xuanzang hastily pulled him away from Bajie, patted him on the back in distress.

"Idiot!" Wukong kicked him, and said: "Master, Senior Brother, it's not our stink, it's just a little bit of stink from him when we fought with that goblin just now."

Fortunately, they were in the yard, and the stench dissipated after a while, and it was no longer so unbearable. Everyone put down their hands covering their noses.

Xuanzang said: "Wukong, did you take that goblin?"

Wukong said: "No, that monster smells too bad, I really can't stand it, let's go back first, and we'll find another chance to catch him."

Qu Zheng said: "That's a big boa constrictor, it's not yet in human form, it's easy for you to kill it."

After Wukong was stunned, he stomped his feet and said: "Brother, why didn't you say it earlier?! It's really a waste of time, I'm afraid it has already escaped."

Bajie also complained: "The old pig was fouled by the long worm."

"You didn't ask, how can I remember so much? Senior brother, I'm getting old, so my memory is not very good." Qu Zheng didn't even bat an eye, he spoke with confidence, without guilt.

Xuanzang and others: "..."

The old man was surprised and said: "Young master, I thought you had just reached the age of the weak crown, so I don't know how long you will live?"

Qu Zheng chuckled, and said, "Old man, you have misunderstood, I am definitely not as old as you."

Wukong smiled "ha" and said, "Old man Li, don't be fooled by my senior brother. Old Sun is already a thousand years old, and he feels very young."

The old man opened his mouth wide and couldn't close it for a long time.

Xuanzang said with a smile: "Old man, he always likes to joke. Among my four apprentices, although he is the senior brother, he is the youngest."

"Yeah, don't look at my senior brother who looks like he's healthy and harmless to humans and animals, but he has the most thoughts." Bajie said not to be outdone: "I have forgotten the age of the old pig, but at most he is younger than Brother Monkey. How old are you?"

Ao Lie said: "I am more than 800 years old, a little younger than you."

Wukong said with a smile: "Actually, the three of us together are not as old as Master. When Master was Jin Chanzi, I don't know how many years old he was."

Xuanzang smiled and said nothing, as if acquiescing.

Qu Zheng straightened his face, put on airs of a senior brother, and said, "Are you more interesting than your age in front of me? No matter how I say it, you are also your senior brother. Don't you agree? If you don't agree, let me hold back!"

"Haha...Senior brother has become angry from embarrassment!" The three Wukong laughed together.

Qu Zheng looked at Zhong Lingyuxiu, his face was as beautiful as pearls and jade. It is not an exaggeration to say that he was born beautiful. The most important thing is that his appearance has not changed at all in the past ten years. In this way, time seems to have stagnated on him.

Although Xuanzang still looks very young, his face is more or less weathered. After all, he eats and sleeps all year round, and the years are not forgiving. As long as he is a human being, no one can escape, but Qu Zheng is an exception. .

No one knows that because Qu Zheng is a person from another world, in the space world of Journey to the West, time is almost static for him. In other words, no matter how many years he has passed here, it is as if he is in a dream. At most it was just one night.

Zhuang Zhou dreamed of a butterfly, even if he lived his whole life in a dream, it was just a big dream when he woke up.

And Qu Zheng also has the same principle in Journey to the West, and it's nothing unusual to put it bluntly.

Qu Zheng still had a stern face, and said, "You three don't want to catch monsters anymore?"

"Catch, catch, catch!" Wukong immediately said with a smile: "But please tell me, brother."

Qu Zheng said: "Since you and Bajie have already returned, it doesn't matter if we catch that boa constrictor tomorrow. Its old den is in Qijue Persimmon Mountain. We will go to Persimmon Mountain tomorrow, so we can take care of it by the way."

Xuanzang said: "Killing the snake demon is not a problem, but Persimmon Mountain has been told by Mr. Li that the mountain is sealed off with filth, how can we survive?"

The old man said: "Yes, that mountain is like a pig manure pit, and no one can pass it."

Bajie was dissatisfied and said: "Hey, old man, you said the cesspit is just the cesspit, why did you bring the old pig?"

The old man laughed and said: "Slip of the tongue! Slip of the tongue! Don't blame Elder Pig."

Qu Zheng laughed and said, "Speaking of the pig manure pit, there is a way to cross this mountain."

Everyone was overjoyed when they heard the words, and asked in unison: "What way?"

Qu Zheng said to the old man: "Old man, go and cook two stones of dry rice, and then make some steamed bread and steamed cakes, and give it to me, a pig brother. He will have the strength to work when he is full. If there is not enough money, I will There's a little bit here."

The old man waved his hands and said, "What did you say, young master? You will catch demons and eliminate disasters for me in Tuoluo Village. What is a little rice? I'll go and prepare it right away." After speaking, he hurried away immediately, looking for someone to cook and steam dry food up.

"Senior brother, why is he so nice to me all of a sudden?" Bajie was very happy at first, but when he thought something was wrong, he said vigilantly: "What do you want to do? The old pig can't do anything."

Qu Zheng grinned, and said: "As a pig demon, I have to rely on you to cross the Persimmon Mountain. Those who are capable will do more work. Ba Jie, I am optimistic about you."

Wukong said with a smile: "Senior brother and I thought about going together and digging open the filth. No one can do it except the long-mouthed pig monk."

Xuanzang said pitifully, "Bajie, I have wronged you."

"Haha..." Ao Lie had already bent over laughing.

With a bitter face, Bajie said: "Brother, why are you all clean, but you want the old pig to stink?"

Qu Zheng laughed and said, "You're not happy if you have something to eat, what does it matter if it stinks?"

Bajie said: "That's right, my old pig has always had 36 changes. If you say that you can change something light and flying, you can't. If you say you can change mountains, trees, stones, mounds, elephants, buffaloes, and camels." It’s not a problem, but the bigger you get, the more you have to eat, and those who know me, senior fellow.”

Qu Zheng smiled and said, "You're welcome, it's just been decided, we will set off early tomorrow morning, after killing monsters, you, Bajie, will deodorize and open the mountain."

The next day, the five masters and apprentices set off in full outfit, and when they arrived at Qijue Persimmon Mountain, they could smell the stench from afar. Bajie held his nose and shouted: "Which family is digging the toilet?"

Xuanzang reined in his horse and asked, "Xiao Zheng, what do you say?"

Qu Zheng said: "You and I will wait here first, Wukong, Bajie, Xiaobai, the three of you go up the mountain first to find the python monster, get rid of it, and then go across the mountain."

The three of Wukong immediately went up the mountain, only to see that the mountain was filthy and sticky, and there was no place to stay at all, so the three of them had no choice but to rise up through the clouds and look down.

Wukong said: "The monster is on this mountain, how to call it out now?"

Ao Lie said: "Senior brother, you can scare the snakes."

"Good idea, look at mine..." Wukong took out the golden cudgel from his ear and called out: "Big big big..."

The golden cudgel was thirty feet high, and Wukong held it up with a bang, and the mountain cracked and the ground shook. After a while, he saw a cloud of black mist rushing out, the black mist dispersed, and a large red-scaled python appeared. , but seeing its giant red like a cockscomb, protruding meat horns layer upon layer, covered with blood-colored hard scales, its lower body coiled like a compass, the giant stands high, its red tongue stretches and shrinks, creepy, as big as a mountain peak, The long span between two mountains is extremely frightening.

Bajie was surprised: "Such a long snake, I'm afraid it will eat four or five hundred people in one meal, and it won't be enough."

Ao Lie said: "I am not so big in my original image."

As soon as Wukong received the golden cudgel, it turned into a length of two feet, and said: "I met Lao Sun today, let him turn into a dead insect! Go and chase him away!"

The giant python was startled, and hurried into a cave, leaving a seven or eight foot long tail dangling, Bajie caught up with the rake, Ao Lie grabbed the giant tail, and pulled it out with all his strength.

Wukong shouted: "Don't talk! Don't talk to the snake! Let go!"

Hearing this, Ao Lie let go of his hand, and the python's tail swished into the hole.

Bajie complained: "Brother, if you don't let go, half of your body will already be ours. If you let go, the snake will run away. Where can we find it?"

Wukong said: "Idiot! This hole is narrow, this beast must be running straight, there must be an exit, you go to the back door to block it, and my junior brother and I will chase in front, attacking from both sides."

"Okay!" Ba Jie hurried to the back hole, and sure enough, he saw the snake's head was about to jump out, he built it with a nail and a rake, only to hear the big earthquake, sparks splashed everywhere, and the snake's head was as hard as a rock, he was unprepared, Under the momentum, one butt fell to the ground.

The giant python took the opportunity to flee away, Wukong and Ao Lie saw it, and rushed to chase all the way, until they reached a mountain stream.

There was no way for the giant python to retreat, it coiled into a ball, raised its head, and opened its huge mouth, the snake Xinzi was hesitating to swallow the two of them.

Ao Lie retreated in a hurry, but Wukong did not retreat but advanced, and was swallowed by the giant python.

Ao Lie exclaimed: "Brother..."

Bajie caught up, beat his chest and stamped his feet anxiously, and shouted: "Brother Monkey, it's hard for you!"

The two of them felt like a knife was twisted in an instant, and tears streamed down their faces.

"Don't cry! Don't cry! The old grandson is fine in its stomach, let me build a bridge for you to see."

Wukong rolled around in the snake's stomach laughing and joking. The golden cudgel poked left and right, and the long snake arched in pain. It really looked like a rainbow bridge.

Bajie and Ao Lie burst into tears when they heard the sound.

Bajie shouted: "The bridge looks like a bridge, but I'm afraid no one will dare to walk."

Wukong said loudly in the snake's belly: "I'll smash it to pieces, you stay away."

When the two heard the words, they retreated ten feet in unison.

Wukong's golden cudgel thumped violently in the snake's belly. It rolled desperately in pain, kicking up gravel and dust all over the sky. It didn't take a cup of tea before it fell to the ground. After that, it was like a broken hemp rope, without any movement.

Wukong poked a big hole with the golden cudgel and got out. His whole body was sticky and he was not afraid of getting dirty. He shook his body and regained his cleanliness.

"Brother Monkey, that's amazing!"

"Brother, I have yours!"

Bajie and Ao Lie clapped their hands and laughed loudly, so far the giant python was eliminated smoothly.

The three of them went down the mountain, met with their master and senior brother, and told about the process of fighting monsters.

The villagers of Tuoluozhuang had already been waiting at the foot of the mountain to see him off. When they learned that the python monster had been eliminated, they all wept with joy. They were also very grateful to Xuanzang and the others, and made over a hundred tans of dry rice for Bajie as a backup.

"Monkey, you're amazing!" Qu Zheng first praised Wukong, and then said to Bajie with a smile: "Bajie, this time it's up to you, you have done a great job, and after you go down the mountain, senior brother will give you a gift every day." Buy buns to eat, eat as much as you want."

"Okay, let's see the old pig do this stinky kung fu!" Bajie immediately twirled the formula and transformed himself into a big pig.

I saw him with a long mouth, short hair, fat body, black face, copper eyes, round head and big ears, a rough skin like sandpaper, four hooves like snow, and a thousand feet tall. With two puffs of white air, the pig lowered its head, opened its long mouth, and rushed towards the dirty mud on the mountain road, opening a flat road.

Qu Zheng and Xuan Zang rode a white horse together, while Wu Kong and Ao Lie flew at low altitude in half cloud and half fog, each carrying a big package, which was full of rice and dry food made by Tuo Luo Zhuangmin, and whenever Ba Jie cried out that he was hungry, he would throw it into his bag. In his big mouth, he gulped it down.

In this way, Bajie, the big pig, arched the mountain road for two days and two nights. On the third day, when the golden wheel rose, he finally went down the Persimmon Mountain safely, walked on the Kangzhuang Avenue, and headed west.

The Heavenly Palace, the Queen Mother's Fairyland, has a face like a full moon, and the graceful and luxurious Queen Mother sits on the cloud platform with a gloomy face.

There were seven fairies standing in front of her, and the seven fairies looked at each other, all of them pale, and they dared not show their air.

The red-clothed fairy at the head summoned up her courage and said in a soft voice: "Your Majesty, why are you angry? Our seven sisters really don't know."

The Queen Mother snorted and said coldly: "I counted the nine-leaf Ganoderma lucidum on a whim yesterday, but one plant was missing. Please explain to me, okay?"

"Your Majesty, forgive me! Forgive me!" The seven fairies all paled and knelt down on the ground, begging.

The Queen Mother sternly said: "Who stole it? Honestly admit it, I will spare your life at my own discretion."

The Seventh Fairy looked up, you looked at me, I looked at you, no one gritted their teeth, and didn't say a word.

The red-clothed fairy gritted her silver teeth and kowtowed heavily: "Your Majesty, please calm down and listen to me. Our seven sisters are united in one mind and one in good fortune. No matter which sister picks the Ganoderma lucidum grass, the seven sisters will bear it together, and there will be no complaints."

"Yes, empress, we sisters share the blessings and share the hardships, and there must be one of them. Please forgive me, empress."

The other six fairies said one after another, all of them calmed down.

"Very good, you are very good! Let me see your sisterly love." The Queen Mother laughed back angrily.

The seven fairies kowtowed in unison, and said in unison: "Please forgive me!"

"Okay! I will help you seven sisters!" The Queen Mother sneered, pondered for a moment, and then said: "You always like to weave silk and weave clothes, and you are also known as the Weaver Girl. I don't want your lives, and go to the lower realm. Bar."

As she spoke, she flicked her colorful sleeve towards the Seventh Fairy, and saw a flash of colored light, and the Seventh Fairy shrank to the ground, and suddenly turned into seven hairy-footed spiders.

I saw that these spiders were as big as a disc, with bellies like pearls, and each had seven bright colors, shining brightly, including red, yellow, blue, green, red, orange, and purple. They seemed beautiful but were actually very strange.

The queen mother smiled with satisfaction, and waved her hand: "After you go down to the realm, don't mention that you belong to this palace. Go, don't come back."

"Yes, I would like to obey your mother's order! Let's go."

Seven colorful spiders crawled on the fairy pond, lined up one by one and disappeared into the clouds and mist, and then went down to the world, and became spider spirits deep in the mountains in the human world, taking human form, confusing the world.