father to son

(1) Husband and wife chatting together

Duan Chen: "Hey, let me say, what if Chu Mo and I haven't separated when you recover your memory?"

Lynch: "I might let him explode in place."

Duan Chen: "..."

Lin Xi: "Actually, I really think about it now."

Duan Chen: "Calm down, calm down, we can't interfere with the human world."

Lin Xi: "Hehe, I can even break the memory blockade."

Duan Chen: "Ten-seven-years."

Lin Xi: "Originally, 15 years would be enough, tsk, I'm going to get angry when I mention this, no, I'm going to beat him up."

Duan Chen: "Oh my god, you are going to abandon your domineering president's gentle and black-bellied persona?!"

Lin Xi: "Didn't I give up a long time ago!"

Duan Chen: "...I miss my precious son Duan Linxi."

Lin Xi: "Don't think about it."

Duan Chen: "Can you still get better? You even eat your own jealousy."

Lin Xi: "What's the matter?"

Duan Chen: "I want to hit you."

Lin Xi: "Come on."

Duan Chen: "Wait a minute! Don't come here yet! I just heard they said that you beat the King of Heaven to the ground?"

Lin Xi: "It's too late, I got angry during the last fight."

Duan Chen: "Why don't I know?"

Lin Xi: "You fainted at that time."

Duan Chen: "Oh - I remembered, so you threw me to the human world without saying a word? Why don't you ask me?"

Lin Xi: "The situation is urgent."

Duan Chen: "For 15 years in an emergency?"

Lin Xi: "That's right... hey, don't hit me!"

Duan Chen: "You say you—look at your virtue!"

Lin Xi: "Huh? Is there a problem?"

Duan Chen: "When you were Duan Linxi, I always thought you were so ooc, but I didn't expect Duan Linxi to be the real product of ooc."

Lin Xi: "It must be my acting skills."

Duan Chen: "Yeah, he played his son vividly."

Lin Xi: "I think you want to be pinned down on the bed by me."

Duan Chen: "Then we'll tear down your lair tomorrow?"

Lin Xi: "...I promise! Don't play that kind of play anymore!"

Duan Chen: "Hehe."

Duan Chen: "Do you think I will still trust you?"

Lin Xi: "QAQ"

Duan Chen: "It's useless to pretend to be pitiful."

Lin Xi: "I'm really sad, my heart hurts."

Duan Chen: "Oh, I'm having a hard time."

Lin Xi: "TAT"

Duan Chen: "You deserve it."

Lin Xi: "How can you be so cruel?"

Duan Chen: "I'm angry."

Lin Xi: "...huh."

Duan Chen: "Do you want to be so disgusting?!"

Lin Xi: "Woo..."

Lin Xi: "Daughter-in-law is still angry with me, daughter-in-law is fierce at me, daughter-in-law said she wants to play a character set by me, daughter-in-law must not love me anymore!"

Duan Chen: "No! What's the matter with you? Can you be a little bit promising! Still crying!"

Lin Xi: "You love Duan Linxi and you don't even love me! Heartbreaker!"

Duan Chen: "Duan Linxi is you! Can you be smart?! Don't cry! How could I not love you!"

Lin Xi: "Really? Then you are not angry with me?"

Duan Chen: "...well, but this is not an example."

Lin Xi: "That's for sure, oh, I have something to tell you about my daughter-in-law."

Lin Xi: "Whether it's your adopted son Duan Linxi, or the king of the lower world Lin Xi, falling in love with you is inevitable."

Duan Chen: "...why are you suddenly so sensational?"

Lin Xi: "(Laughs) There are more."

Lin Xi: "(Hug) I've been with you in my previous life, this life and the next life."

Lin Xi: "You must be responsible to me."

Duan Chen: "... Got it."

Lin Xi: "Then let's start by being responsible for the night life!"

Duan Chen: "You... um... bastard...!"

……(cough)

The king of the lower realm firmly believes, what should the daughter-in-law do if she is angry?Just throw it on the bed and fuck it.

Duan Chen: ...Get out!Damn rascal!Fuck you!

……

That's it.

(2) Routine

Duan Chen has recently seen a way on Weibo.

"—What kind of door is a wooden door?

— wooden door.

——What kind of door is the iron door?

--iron gate.

——What is the door to happiness?

--I do not know……

--It's us. "

Suddenly, I became interested and wanted to ask Lin Xi, so:

Duan Chen: "Ask you something."

Lin Xi: "?"

Duan Chen: "What kind of door is the wooden door?"

Lin Xi: "Hahahahahaha, daughter-in-law, are you stupid, you have to ask me!"

Duan Chen: "...Don't laugh! Answer me!"

Lin Xi: "(Secondly turns serious face) the wooden door."

Duan Chen: "What kind of door is the iron door?"

Lin Xi: "Iron Gate."

Duan Chen: "What about the door to happiness?"

Lin Xi: "(without hesitation) gang... why did you hit me?!"

Duan Chen: "Shut up!"

Lin Xi: "Isn't the door to sexual happiness just... ouch, you hit me again!"

Duan Chen: "I told you to shut up!"

……

I shouldn't have asked him... Duan Chen thought depressingly.

(3) relationship

Duan Chen: "Speaking of which, our relationship is complicated."

Lin Xi: "Huh?"

Duan Chen: "Look, father and son, brothers, lovers...Although the first two have no substance, they have been there, right?"

Lin Xi: "Is there any master and servant?"

Duan Chen: "(glance at him) Who is the master and who is the servant?"

Lin Xi: "Your master and my servant."

Duan Chen: "Then let it be!"

Lin Xi: "..."

Duan Chen: "Come, servant Lin, pour me a glass of water."

Lin Xi: "What kind of water do you want?"

Lin Xi: "(laughs) Tea, coffee, orme?"

Duan Chen: "You...where did you learn it??"

Lin Xi: "Human world."

……

There are so many strange things in the human world.

And the meme doesn't stop there.

……

Duan Chen: "(Opening the door) I'm so tired from work...Lin Xi?? What are you doing crazy??"

(Wearing an apron) Lin Xi: "Master, welcome home. The meal is ready and the bath water is ready. Do you want to take a bath first, eat first, or... eat me first?"

Duan Chen: "(Black line)..."

Duan Chen: "Who are you? I don't know you."

Lin Xi: "Daughter-in-law~"

Duan Chen: "(Turn around) Get lost, goodbye."

Lin Xi: "(Hold) Don't, don't go! So you don't want to choose my daughter-in-law? Then I will choose the third option for you!"

Duan Chen: "Is it okay to refuse?!"

Lin Xi: "No."

... (Uh huh... I won't write...)

Duan Chen: So why should my master be raped by a servant? ? !

Author: Because of the feeling!

(4) Fancy domestic violence

Before Lin Xi met his little angel, as the king of the lower realm, there were only a lot of people on the bed, and he could flop cards like a harem.

After deciding to go after Duan Chen, he dismissed all the "harem" and prepared to concentrate on guarding the little angel to live.

Everyone else pretended to be tearful and finally asked for something and finished the job, but the one nicknamed "The Lord of the Harem" said calmly, "I'll wait for you to come back."

Wait for me to come back and continue to work as an ATM?Lin Xi thought to herself.Although he is quite disdainful, but how can you say that both of them used to be prostitutes? It's been a long time. It's been more than two years. He is the one who has stayed in his "harem" for the longest time. excusable.

Afterwards, he stuck to the little angel all day long to chase his wife, and completely forgot about this group of people.

As a result, he, the former "lord of the harem", made a big deal for him.

At that time, Lin Xi and Duan Chen had been together for less than a year, and Lin Xi was still conscientiously working as the biggest CEO of the lower realm, and was often too busy to see anyone. It can be done, usually go shopping around, or stay at home playing games or something.

One day, a strange caller called and asked him to go out and talk.

talk?Talk about spicy.Duan Chen rolled his eyes and hung up the phone. After all, he is also the boyfriend of the King of the Lower Realm, so what if he doesn't pay attention to safety?Do you really think he can go out on a date with just one phone call?

As a result, the person called again, and Duan Chen hung up after saying a few more words, so the phone rang persistently, and Duan Chen hung up persistently, until the person saw that the phone call was useless and sent a text message.

"As the former 'lord of the harem', I want to talk to the current lord about the king."

wtf? !

Duan Chen knew that Lin Xi had a "harem" before, but he just ignored him when he saw that he was dismissed. As a result, this... what kind of master of the harem actually came to him directly? !

Duan Chen thought that he had to meet him, anyway, I was bored, so he called a few more bodyguards, and made an appointment with that person to meet him.

……

bother.

The boy opposite was talking about his "love history" with the king with a happy smile.

Hehe, the two of you can have a fart love history.

But the boy was able to say that the king gave him a snack, all he said was pink bubbles.

Duan Chen couldn't figure out what he wanted to do. Since he sat down, this person kept talking. Duan Chen thought that you are not too tired, but the boy seems to be really not too tired. Make everything clear.

"Stop, stop for a moment." Duan Chen couldn't listen anymore, "So why did you ask me to come? I don't have time to be your tree hole and listen to your daily life."

The boy thought for a while: "I just hope you can see that I and the king are deeply in love, please allow me."

Duan Chen smiled kindly: "You have a lot of dramas. With all due respect, I didn't hear any 'deep love' between you and your king at all."

The boy frowned and said, "Your Majesty is the king of the entire lower realm. As the rightful lord, why are you so petty?"

Duan Chen: "We don't seem to be on the same channel?"

boy:"……"

Duan Chen: "Anyway, let me tell you, it's impossible to allow you, and if you do anything else, I'll scold you first: I'm such an idiot."

Boy: "Can you have some quality! And I haven't done anything yet!"

Duan Chen: "Okay, my uncle."

boy:"……"

Duan Chen: "It's okay, I'll go first."

Boy: "You...!"

……

This Lin Xi just learned from the bodyguard that his little angel was asked out by his old lover.

Fuck!That bitch didn't do anything!

So when Duan Chen had just left and the boy was still sitting in the cafe scolding his mother, King Lin rushed over.

The boy was very excited when he saw him, and said that he was nice to talk to Duan Chen, but he left after saying "I don't like you", trying to highlight his politeness and Duan Chen's stinginess.

In the end, King Lin smiled and said, "It's so cute that my daughter-in-law is jealous."

cute? !Calling someone cute? !

Staying there, the boy couldn't help thinking that he would be ignored if he behaved wrongly in the past, and now he felt cold, knowing that King Lin really treats Duan Chen very differently.

As a result, King Lin didn't intend to let him go after laughing, his tone became colder by more than an octave, and he threatened his family from top to bottom in a clear and clear way, scaring the boy so much that he almost didn't cry. Only by not interfering again can I get a "roll".

After the matter was resolved, Lin Dawang knew that this time was over, and his wife must be angry. Sure enough, he felt the winter-like cold as soon as he returned home.

Lin Xi: "Daughter-in-law, I was wrong."

Duan Chen: "(Smiling) You are right, you did a good job."

Lin Xi: "..."

Ruined! !The daughter-in-law said that he was actually very angry!The kind that makes you angry than ignoring yourself!

The king of the lower realm knew that he had "lived among thousands of flowers" in the past, and now there was nothing wrong with this incident, so he could only resign himself to his fate and coax his wife.

Lin Xi: "Daughter-in-law, what can I do to keep you from being angry?"

Duan Chen: "(continuing to smile) I'm not angry, I'm fine, I'm very generous, I'm not stingy at all."

Well, this is complaining about the man saying that he is short-tempered.

Lin Xi: "Yeah, yes, my daughter-in-law is the most generous...then how can I make you feel better?"

Duan Chen: "I'm in a good mood."

Lin Xi: "(I really didn't see it...) Then, how can it be better?"

Duan Chen: "Lie there and don't move, I'll beat you up, maybe it will be better."

Lin Xi: "(Lie down on the bed) Okay, come on."

Duan Chen stared at him for a while and asked, "Can you make sure you don't move for a while?"

Lin Xi hurriedly said, "If you're afraid of me moving around, you can tie me up."

Duan Chen smiled and said: "Hehe, is it useful to tie it up? The king of the lower world?"

Lin Xi said: "Use that... the rope I made before, I can't stop it."

Duan Chen: "I can barely believe you."

... (tied tied tied)

Duan Chen said: "I've changed my mind, I won't beat you up anymore."

Lin Xi thought to herself that it would be fine even if the daughter-in-law wanted to fuck me this time, and said as if death was at home, "Then what do you want to do?"

Duan Chen patted his face: "Wait for me."

Lin Xi: "?"

Then Duan Chen turned around and went out, King Lin lay on the bed thinking what was he doing?Bundle + put play?It's a big brain hole to think wildly, but none of them are reliable.

Just lay there for a while, about ten minutes later, Duan Chen came back.

Lin Xi saw that he was wearing a bathrobe, and thought that he really wanted to fuck me, right?After thinking about it, I lost my mind, ah, the daughter-in-law has a beautiful neck, and her collarbone is also beautiful, I really want to lick, cough, cough...

"Have you seen enough?" Duan Chen approached him.

"Cough, no." Lin Dawang said truthfully.

Duan Chen smiled, leaned over and kissed her.The kiss was so tender and lingering, so lingering that Lin Xi was going to be hard.

After kissing for a while, the two parted. Lin Xi watched Duan Chen unbutton the bathrobe a little bit, revealing a large white chest, and was a little short of breath at the moment.Duan Chen didn't think it was enough, so he raised the corners of his mouth and smiled, which was so charming that the corners of his eyes and brows were provocative.

Then Lin Xi realized that she was really hard.

I can't help but wonder if the daughter-in-law is really not angry, but she wants to sit up and move by herself?

So he looked at Duan Chen, waiting for his next move.

As a result, little angel Duan immediately restored his "friendly" smile, fastened the bathrobe again, and said with a smile: "It's getting late, King Lin, go to bed early."

Turned around and left.

Yes, turned around and left.

Lin Xi was about to collapse, regretting that she gave Duan Chen the idea of ​​tying him up with a rope, regretting to the point where even if she wanted to slap herself, her hands were bound and she couldn't move.

Run away after teasing, the daughter-in-law is ruthless enough.

Lin Dawang burst into tears in his heart and praised his daughter-in-law for being amazing.

……

After that, Duan Chen seemed to lose his temper a bit, and he didn't do this again, but dealt with it indifferently as before.

King Lin heaved a sigh of relief, at least he didn't have to hold back for another night. Although he still can't touch his wife now, at least he can eat buffet.

After coaxing in a low voice for several days, Duan Chen was finally persuaded. In fact, he himself felt that there was no need to be so angry. It all happened before, but he just felt that he couldn't make it through. Now that he calmed down, he sympathized with Lin Xi. After all, it was a bit unkind to think about it before I lifted someone up, and then left there to sleep by myself.

But Lin Dawang is good at everything, but he loves to hold grudges. He knew that his daughter-in-law had just coaxed her back and had to take it easy. As a result, he was excited and wanted to revenge, and almost knocked Duan Chen unconscious that night.

So the largest office building in the lower realm was demolished again the next day.

While being chased and beaten by his daughter-in-law, the king of the lower realm yelled regret in his heart.

Xiao Mi watched with cold eyes, and concluded:

The king can't stop trying to die, and the domestic violence continues without end.

End

The author has something to say:

After I finished writing, I felt like I was going to be ooc_(:з」∠)_Thank you readers for reading it!Lingxi wishes you all a Happy New Year (strike out)...Happy National Day! !