I was cheated into marriage! ! !

The guests were anxious, "Survival in the wilderness is exciting enough, why are you blindfolded?"

"Don't get me wrong! Where's the love show that you promised? What do you want to do this season?"

"Husband! Yang Jie?"

"Don't be afraid, daughter-in-law, I'm here!"

……

The pier was in chaos for a while, Lingyue grabbed Mo Yan, "Should we also pretend to be very scared? Teacher Mo, hurry up."

In the next second Lingyue was hugged by Mo Yan, he couldn't catch his breath so tightly that he almost called his mother.

Everyone was blindfolded and sent to the boat one by one. Lingyue kept holding on to Mo Yan, feeling that apart from them, this boat also sent a couple, which tasted like Mr. Jiang and his wife.

Lingyue's nose is right. This time on the island, the guests were divided into four boats. In line with Mo Yan's strong fighting power, the director team arranged Jiang Qiuping and Guo Man to be in a group with them. The director was afraid that they could not find anything and would be starved with.

Lingyue and the others readily accepted, boarded the boat and walked for a few minutes, when the boat behind suddenly changed direction.

"Separated?" Lingyue ran to the side of the boat and waved to the guests on the other boats, "Is this show so cruel? Survival in the Wild doesn't let us form a team together?"

The follow-up director told him: "If you can find each other, you can team up."

That means that the chance of them encountering them is very small, which also shows that this island is very big.

Lingyue shrugged his shoulders, he just wanted to save face for the show crew, and he stopped looking for it.

"No, can you see it?"

Lingyue: "...Ah! I can't see it!"

It's not good to lie, the program team immediately checked his gauze, "It's lucky, there are so many gauzes, all of which are double-layered, and only you have a single layer."

Ling Yue laughed, "God loves me."

The program team ruthlessly changed him, and Lingyue sat on the boat, honestly.

The boat circled several times on the water, and it took them more than ten minutes to remove the gauze. I don't know where it is, and they all passed out.

Ling Yue complained: "Director Ying is getting more and more ruthless."

Teacher Jiang murmured, "He's going to be broken. Let's dig a hole on the island and bury him right there."

Ling Yue admired it, as expected of being a director, Mr. Jiang is more ruthless than Director Ying.

Before arriving at the destination, I saw Teacher Guo running to the side of the boat and started to vomit. Lingyue heard the movement and ran over, "Mr. Guo, are you okay?"

Guo Man waved his hand and said with a smile, "It's nothing, just seasick."

Seeing her pale face, Lingyue secretly stuffed a piece of mints in her.

"This is?"

"I smuggled it. There is a grandfather in my hometown who is a doctor. He made the candy himself. He won't get dizzy after eating any kind of transportation."

Teacher Guo Man secretly ate it, and she said in surprise: "I don't feel dizzy so quickly, it's amazing!"

Ling Yue whispered: "Don't be discovered by the director."

At this moment, an aerial photography plane flew over overhead, with a speaker on it, and the director's voice came: "Is anyone bringing food? Please hand them over. The staff will check the boxes. You are not allowed to bring anything to the island. Especially Lingyue, focus on checking, he may bring snacks."

Lingyue frowned: "Why?!"

"Because you are greedy."

Lingyue: "..."

I was speechless.

The staff asked Lingyue to turn out all the pockets, and waved to the camera after checking, no.

The director still didn't believe it, "No, why not?"

Lingyue jumped, "It's gone! It's really gone!"

Director Ying: "Take off your shoes."

Lingyue took off her shoes and wanted to smash the plane, "Do you believe that I will send this cannonball up and let you be buried in the bottom of the sea?"

Director Ying: "Alright, excuse me, the next one."

Lingyue put on the shoes angrily. He did buy snacks, but Wu Jinrong said that no one else would bring them, and he would not let him bring them, so they left them at home.He only had a piece of candy on him, and he returned it to Teacher Guo. The candy was ordinary mints.

The plane circled the ship twice, found that there was nothing to say, flew away, and continued to check the post.

Lingyue bared her teeth at the plane, believe it or not, a gust of evil wind will kill you at the bottom of the sea!snort!

The fans all laughed: "Why do you focus on inspecting Yueyue? Yueyue is wronged.jpg"

"This is the end of gluttony! The director doesn't even believe that he doesn't hide food hahahaha~"

"Yueyue, hand it over, take the initiative yourself."

"Check Teacher Mo, Yueyue has hidden him!"

"It's so cute, hahahaha, it's so cute! Hit the plane with your shoes, come on Yueyue, mom will help you!"

The program team finally landed on the island, and at first glance, it was really a deserted island.In addition to grass and stones, there are many small trees in the distance, forming a dense forest, and there is not even a trace of popularity on the island.Fortunately, it is summer now, and the island is not cold, but there are so many mosquitoes!As soon as I landed on the island, I was bitten by several bags.

Director Ying didn't know where he was hiding, so he talked to everyone with a loudspeaker hanging on the aerial camera: "Are there mosquitoes? Don't be afraid, we left a lot of supplies on the island, including tents, food, and mosquito repellent. Daily necessities, bring your other half, bravely survive in this difficult environment, and go find it!"

Lingyue suggested: "Mr. Jiang, let's form a team. Find a place and clear the stones. Let's find supplies and come back to pitch a tent."

Fortunately, Teacher Jiang said that although he is over 50 years old, he usually pays attention to exercise and has a good physique.Guo Man had a serious illness last year and had an operation to make her run all over the deserted island, but she couldn't do it, which is why the program team put the two groups together.Guo Man can also speak, and said with a smile: "We rely on you."

Lingyue pulled Mo Yan, "Let's go."

"be careful."

After walking for more than ten meters, Lingyue looked around, "Do you think dinosaurs will pop out of the woods?"

Mo Yan pondered for a while, and organized his words, "Honey, you have to distinguish between movies and reality."

"I can't even distinguish between east, west, north, and south." Lingyue folded her hands and looked up at the sky, "Look at the position of the sun, this is east, this is west, this is south, and this is north."

Mo Yan laughed, "Is it useful to know the direction?"

Lingyue was at a loss for words, it seemed useless to the goblin, she could survive.

"Let's go find the supplies. Where do you think they will hide the supplies?"

"It must be hidden in a place that is not easy to find." Mo Yan has searched everything on the entire island, but he can't directly say it.

Lingyue also sensed it. The detection range was not as wide as Mo Yan, but he also found a lot of things. How can he make others think that he is a normal person and can find a lot of things?Lingyue picked up a stone, put her hands together, and shouted with a sense of ceremony: "God, please give me an instruction, I want a tent."

Lingyue threw the stone into the sky. There were many stones on the ground, and he couldn't see which one fell. He pointed in one direction, "God said, the tent is there."

Mo Yan pulled him towards that direction, Lingyue said, and he believed it.

The cameraman caught up with the camera and wondered if you two were joking?

The two kept walking in one direction and entered the woods. After a while, they found a bag on a tree with a sentence on it: I am a tent.

"Wow! There is really a tent!" Lingyue raised her hand to cover her forehead, covering the sun, and smiled, "It's so high, it must be four or five meters, and the program team can't find such a tall tree easy."

Mo Yan clasped his hands and nodded teasingly: "It's not easy for them to go up."

The director, who watched their adventures all the way, lit a cigarette, and said solemnly: "It's really hard to put it on, let's see how you get it off, record it for them, and let them tease the director team."

Lingyue clapped her hands, "I'll go up and take it down."

According to Mr. Mo's domineering temperament, it is estimated that this tree can be pulled out. It is not easy for flowers and plants to grow now. Lingyue volunteered to climb the tree so that the whole family can sleep in a tent.

Mo Yan took a few steps back, and saw Lingyue take a run-up, stepping on the tree trunk and taking two steps up, then grabbed the tree trunk with one hand, exerted force with her feet, and went up more than one meter at once.Immediately afterwards, he was seen climbing up a little bit holding the tree trunk with both hands, and placed it in the five-meter-high tent. Lingyue grabbed it with one hand and threw it down.

Mo Yan easily caught it, put it aside, and it's done.

Then Lingyue retreated slowly, and the director team was dumbfounded. It didn't take more than ten seconds before and after!It took them more than ten minutes to put it on!

"What's the situation with the two of them? Playing with us?"

"The way to find the tent is already very mysterious, and the way to take it down is even more mysterious. Lingyue is really a singer?"

"Probably an actor."

The entire director team was in a state of confusion, Director Ying cheered them up, "Don't be discouraged, he only found a tent, you have hidden it so well, they must have worked hard, don't just negate your hard work these two days results."

Lingyue picked up the tent and ran back, "Mr. Jiang! Mr. Guo~ We're back with the tent!"

"In just a short while, did you find the tent first?" The couple said in surprise, "We haven't cleaned up the stones yet."

After Lingyue put it down, she said with a smile: "I only found one, don't worry, take your time and we will find others."

The audience was already crying: "Lingyue is too lucky, the other three groups are still wandering, and he has found the tent."

"The movements are too quick, as expected of practice!"

"Yueyue is so handsome!"

"It's amazing! I saw the old father's happy smile in Teacher Jiang's eyes! My son is really capable!"

"Cub, you are so capable! Mom loves you!"

"Brother loves you too!"

"Upstairs, quickly take back the words, be careful that Brother Mo's army will kill you!"

The other groups also went to the island one after another. Now the three groups are not together. Each family is holding a wild survival manual, like holding a gold brick. Li Momo asked Yang Jie, "Have you really learned it?"

"I watched some last night, but not all of them. It's okay, daughter-in-law, I will protect you,"

Li Momo sighed, and was particularly disgusted with her husband's overtures, "It's fine if you don't starve to death, I don't ask much."

"Don't worry, daughter-in-law, if there is any danger, I will rush over and block the beast's advance with my flesh and blood."

Li Momo supported her forehead, "Be quiet for a while."

Before five seconds of silence, Yang Jie shouted: "Daughter-in-law, there are footprints here! It's so big!"

When Li Momo was called over, both of them were dumbfounded. At the edge of the woods, they saw a series of large human footprints. Although the appearance was undoubtedly human, the size was too big. The couple were silent for a long time, and Yang Jie suddenly complained He said, "This must be a size 68 shoe."

Li Momo: "Yes."

Although I know that the program group will not create any real danger, at most it is to create an atmosphere to scare them, but it is so secretive, I blindfolded when I came up, and now I can only rely on the sun to know the direction, with the sea behind and unknown creatures in front , now that there is no water, the guests still feel panic.

Yang Momo hesitated, "Honey, I'm a little scared."

Yang Jie swallowed, and comforted: "It's okay, daughter-in-law, do you remember the password of my bank card, it will be dangerous in a while, I..."

"Okay! Let's go!" Li Momo broke her skills in a second, and the female man was resurrected and walked towards the dense forest. "I don't believe that the director team has not been eaten a few times. They just picked me to eat."

Yang Jie: "...Daughter-in-law, wait for me."

On Lingyue's side, she picked up another stone, clasped her hands together and raised it above her head, "We still need supplies such as tents, lunch, and medical kits. God, please give me a direction!"

Mo Yan cooperated seriously: "What does God say?"

Lingyue pointed to the grove, "God said we have to go to the grove."

The two hadn't walked a few steps after entering, Lingyue pointed to a place far away and asked: "What is that?"

Mo Yan walked over, pulled out a small box, opened it, it was a medicine box.

The person who buried the medicine box in the director's team was dumbfounded, "I hid it so tightly, and he found it so easily?"

Lingyue clasped her hands together, thanked God devoutly, and continued to search.

Tents, hammocks, bread, instant noodles, milk, mineral water, biscuits... No matter where the program crew hides, Lingyue can find them.

The mentality of the staff of the program team collapsed, "Have we been busy for nothing these two days?"

Lingyue's performance is completely different from what they imagined!What they imagined was that the guests worked so hard, and every time they found one, they wanted to be surprised like finding a national treasure, but Lingyue, it was like taking a walk.

God damn it please!

Lingyue looked for it, Mo Yan hugged it, and finally Lingyue climbed up the tree and took out a pack of Oreos from the bird's nest.

Mo Yan reminded: "Honey, your brother can't take it anymore."

Only then did Lingyue stop, and teased the camera with some unsatisfactory expressions: "Hey, your methods of hiding things are too low-level, I have already discovered your characteristics. First, high places, places where ordinary people are not easy to climb, You can only find something to poke it down. Second, in the grass, where the grass is high, there must be something inside. Third, the place you dug has no grass, the soil is soft, and a small piece protrudes compared to other places. Moreover, you must leave a small corner in this kind of place, and the color of the wrapping paper must be similar to the color of the soil, so you won’t be able to spot it if you’re not careful, but you can’t fool me.”

Program group:! ! !

Lingyue came down from the tree and clapped her hands, "I can't take it anymore, let's go and deliver it, and then come back to look for it."

The director team is desperate, Lingyue is the bug of this issue!

"What we want to film is the performance of the two of them in a difficult environment. How can they still play like this?"

"Didn't they see those footprints? Why aren't they scared at all?"

Director Ying twitched his lips, "Well, the wild bear is moving, scare him."

When Lingyue and the others went back, they really saw bear footprints. There were really bear footprints in the wilderness survival manual. Lingyue went to the front and knelt down, "What is this?"

Mo Yan told him: "Food footprints."

Ling Yue gave Mo Yan a thumbs up, "You are so right."

Program group: "..."

At this time, she heard rustling sounds from the bushes behind her, and Lingyue turned her head calmly to look over, and saw a black shadow appearing in the primitive jungle, it was a bear!

Lingyue's eyes lit up, and she jumped up excitedly, "The food is coming out!"

The black bear was obviously stunned.

Followed by the filming director and photographer anxiously said: "Hurry up, don't watch!"

"What are you running, it should be running!" Ling Yue put all the food and food in her arms into Mo Yan's arms, and happily chased after him, "Big bear! Don't run!"

Lingyue's reaction baffled Director Ying, "How rough this man is! Doesn't he know how to be afraid?!"

Lingyue chased, and the photographers behind had to chase, Lingyue ran so fast, that "bear" probably had never seen such a fierce person, not only did not meet him, but ran away in fright.

"Don't run away! Let's play together!" Lingyue shouted while running: "I won't eat you! I won't eat wild animals, come back!"

"Bear" was so frightened that he simply stood up and ran upright!

Lingyue couldn't help laughing, and shouted while chasing: "Hahaha, the short legs are quite fast!"

The director couldn't stand it anymore, and shouted from the remote control plane, "Lingyue, stop chasing, go back quickly."

Lingyue shrugged helplessly, "It's a pity, this bear is quite cute, with a human touch."

Program group: "..."

The entire program group is shrouded in the shadow of Lingyue. Facts have proved that a director team has never played Lingyue.

Ling Yue said regretfully: "The director won't let me chase after you."

The corners of Mo Yan's mouth twitched, "They're scared."

It should be pointed out that this is poisonous to the guests!

Lingyue ran back with her things in her arms, and shouted from afar: "Mr. Jiang, Mr. Guo~ We are back!"

Seeing that they brought back so many things, the couple hurried over to pick them up, and asked pleasantly, "You two are so capable! How did you find so many things?"

Lingyue was serious, "God's guidance."

Teacher Jiang counted the food and said happily: "This is enough for us to eat for today and tomorrow, and there are even noodles."

Guo Man immediately understood the routine of the program group, "Since there are dried noodles, there must be something wrong on this island."

Lingyue said excitedly: "The two of us went to find the pot."

"Okay, I'll cook noodles for you later."

Lingyue still took the stone and threw it into the sky, "God, we need a pot, fire and firewood."

After finishing speaking, I went.

Now the other three groups are also trying to find daily necessities. It is naturally very hard to find things on such an island.There are mosquitoes and insects in the woods, which tests every couple, especially the young couple Jing Zixuan and Chen Heng who have been criticized.

They met the newlyweds Liu Shu and Liu Qianqian, and the two families naturally formed a team.Four people have been bitten by mosquitoes with an arm bag.Liu Shu reminded: "You can't see anything on the beach. If you hide something, it must be hidden in the woods. Let's go look for it in the woods?"

Jing Zixuan's expression was a little unnatural, "That forest looks scary, are there any snakes?"

Liu Shu still took good care of them, "Look around on the beach, and let's go to the woods."

Obviously, there was nothing to be found on the beach. Chen Heng was physically strong, but he was embarrassed to open his mouth to wait for food. He comforted his girlfriend: "I'll go with them to see, you wait for me here."

"Don't go, I'm afraid here alone." Chen Heng comforted: "There's nothing to be afraid of, the photographer is here too."

"I am afraid when I see the sea."

Liu Shu and the others had already left, and Chen Heng comforted him, "Don't be afraid, I'll be back in a while, be obedient."

"Don't go, it's too dirty inside, what if a poisonous snake bites you?"

"There won't be any poisonous snakes. They are not afraid of them. I won't look for them. What shall we eat for lunch? Where will we rest at night?"

Jing Zixuan didn't want her boyfriend to go, so Chen Heng insisted on going, and said aggrievedly: "I shouldn't be on this show, I really can't stand this environment."

Chen Heng knew that she was spoiled and spoiled, and also knew what was going on in her family. Seeing that her heart softened, he comforted her: "It's okay, don't be afraid, I will protect you."

The two hugged, and Chen Heng ran to the woods.

Jing Zixuan bit her lip, watched her boyfriend run away, and finally mustered up the courage to chase after her.

Chen Heng was surprised, "Why are you here?"

Jing Zixuan cried, "Although I don't know anything, I don't know how to cook, I don't understand the world, and I don't know how to talk. The Internet says I'm not good enough for you. I'm hypocritical, I'm afraid of bugs and snakes. I'm afraid, I was raised by my family here since I was a child, and I have a princess disease! But, I love you! I want to go with you!"

Although she is hypocritical and afraid of dirty princess disease, and all her performances are annoying, but these few words are from the heart.For her boyfriend, she is changing.

Director Ying nodded, "Not bad."

The audience doesn't care who you are at home, the audience doesn't care if your boyfriend likes you like this, and the audience doesn't care if you are an ordinary person.One person, one personality, it doesn't matter what you are in private, I'm afraid that you are an artist and you still can't show your strengths.The show was cut into three hours in two days, and if there was a slot, it was scolded as a dog.

If you change it, the current audience will recognize it, and they like to watch the change process, but how much acceptance depends on the performance of the guests.

After the broadcast, the audience saw Jing Zixuan's change of attitude was indeed much better, "It's good to be able to share joys and sorrows, the relationship cannot be maintained by one person's efforts."

"Chen Heng is also a man, and wants to carry it alone."

"Jing Zixuan's change surprised me. The typical big breasts and brainless, stupid and frightening. At least she has true love for Chen Heng. No wonder Chen Heng is so spoiled with her."

"This is youth. It's like this even if you're not married. You can change for me, and I can fight everything for you. After three years of marriage, I'm divorced~"

In short, it aroused countless audiences to discuss love.

The camera cuts, and the newlyweds eat together when they are in trouble, support each other, are sweet and loving, and sprinkle sugar at any time.

The couple who have been married for seven years still hated each other several times in the first period. Now, although the woman hates her, the two cooperate with each other tacitly. Although they don't find many, they will never leave.

Let alone those who have been married for 20 years, you can tell what the couple wants with just one look, and they have been together for so many years, making people feel that love is the best, and that's it.

Looking at Lingyue's group again, the director raised his forehead and didn't want to see them.

Lingyue stood by the sea and shouted "God! I want a pot!" After that, she almost tripped while walking and pulled out a pot from under a stone.

Lingyue put the pot on her head, jumped up and down happily on the beach, and sang loudly to the sea, "Look at this pot, it's big and round, big pot, big pot, whose pot are you?"

Listening to his sonorous, melodious, penetrating but particularly rhythmic little song, the director team felt a collective headache. This is a bug of the program team!

Director Ying called to the assistant: "Give me another pack of cigarettes."