I was cheated into marriage! ! !

"Mom, why did you call me all of a sudden?" Lingyue was really surprised. His mother was usually slow to reply to text messages. Sometimes she didn't reply to a message for two months. One is that sometimes he can meditate for half a year.

Lingyue's mother asked deeply: "Son, have you found a wife yet?"

Ling Yue paused, "Oh, I forgot to tell my family."

Ling's mother asked angrily: "You brat! What did you do to let you go down the mountain? Don't you know how to tell your family about such a big thing?"

Lingyue could hear his mother's irritability through the phone. It was obvious that his mother was in a bad mood. She didn't know who had offended her again. At this time, Lingyue admitted her mistake obediently, "I'm sorry."

Lingjia Survival Rules: Mom is right.

Lingyue admitted her mistake with a good attitude, Ling's mother sighed and calmed down a little, "I didn't expect that the other half turned out to be Mo Yan, what the hell are you kidding?"

Ling Yue said in a low voice, "Actually, he's pretty good."

Ling's mother was irritable for a second, and the sky thunder rolled and rumbled, "What did you say?"

Lingyue scratched her head, "Didn't you say that no matter what others say about him, as long as he treats me well, I will treat him well?"

Mama Ling: "..."

After the silence, there was a bang, rumbling, and something was smashed on the other side. It sounded like a landslide and a thunderbolt with lightning.

Then Lingyue listened to his father's persuasion: "The fate of marriage can't be withdrawn, even if you don't stay with him, you can't find someone else. Madam, please calm down. Listen to the child, don't scare the child."

Lingyue shrank her neck and asked his father in a low voice: "Dad, why can't you find someone else?"

Ling's father is famous for scaring the demons to death, and he is very gentle with his wife and children. He smiled and said: "This marriage contract is made by God. He thinks it is right for you two to be together, whether it is beneficial to the future of the demon clan, or it will make you happy." Whatever the Yaozu does, it's all his idea. If you find someone else, God will be angry and punish you."

Ling Yue was curious, "How to punish?"

"Lightning strikes you, with your little ability, you can directly kill your soul."

Lingyue was taken aback, "Don't worry, Dad, I won't retire."

Lingyue's parents are desperate, this kind of daughter-in-law, just think about it.From now on, it's okay for Mo Yan to be nice to Lingyue all the time. If it's not good, the two of them will go to him to settle accounts, and they have to think about whether they can fight.Mo Yan's flame is too powerful!

Ling's father asked concerned: "He didn't bully you, did he?"

"No." Lingyue smiled, Mo Yan would only get angry on himself, at most to scare him, but in fact it wasn't scary at all.

Ling's father sighed, "Okay, but what others say, you know how warm you are, as long as you feel good, but we want to go down the mountain to see you and meet him."

"Okay," Lingyue said happily: "I'll decorate the house, don't leave when you come. Where's my brother? He's eavesdropping again, not talking?"

The atmosphere on the other side cooled down, and my father said coldly: "Your brother ran away from home and went to find you."

Ling Yue was startled, "When?"

His mother yelled: "I don't know!"

Lingyue was silent, she kissed her mother, and she didn't know when the child was lost.

Lingyue's mother was furious, and his father couldn't stop him, "The brat actually sneaked away! Isn't he afraid of being caught and beaten to death by bad guys? See if I don't beat him to death after I find him!"

Lingyue's father sighed, "Is there no way for the child to survive?"

"no!"

Ling Yue persuaded: "Don't worry, he's smart, he won't lose it, just find a goblin on the way and ask him and he'll know where I am."

"Don't look for him, let him be caught and eaten by the villains! Let's see if he has a long memory!"

Lingyue can't laugh or cry, his younger brother's mother is a dragon with the bloodline of the ancient fierce beast Ji and Thunder Dragon, and his father is a dragon with the bloodline of the ancient Kunpeng. Although they are all awesome, he can't be reborn from the ashes, he dies when he dies, and he can't remember long. The child has to be found.

After finally persuading her mother, Lingyue hurriedly called Mo Yan: "Brother, do you know a goblin who can inquire about news? My younger brother went down the mountain to look for me, but he sneaked out by himself. I don't know where he went."

Mo Yan was out of town rushing to make an announcement. When he first arrived at the hotel, he didn't return his shoes when he received the call, "What does your brother look like? I'll find someone to inquire about it."

Lingyue: "My name is Lingxiao. He is thirteen or fourteen years old. He has white hair and purple eyes. He doesn't look like a normal human child anyway, but I am worried that he will look like a human child. He is very obedient and never provokes others. I won't cause trouble, I'm afraid he will be wronged."

Mo Yan comforted: "Don't worry, I'll find it for you soon."

Thinking about when Lingyue first came down the mountain, Mo Yan was worried that his younger brother was just like him, a simple and silly kid, and if he was running outside, he would easily be in danger if he was targeted.After Mo Yan hung up the phone, he quickly sent a message to Pan Wen: "Lingyue's younger brother has gone down the mountain, let the management department check his whereabouts, find him as soon as possible, don't lose it."

Soon Pan Wen found Mo Yan and knocked on the door of Mo Yan's room, but he didn't go in, so he leaned on the door frame and teased: "Oh, brother-in-law is here to look for you."

Mo Yan raised his eyebrows, wanting to hear what he was going to play next, so he didn't kick him out.

Pan Wen grinned, "You have to behave well, my brother-in-law is here, are my father-in-law and mother-in-law still far away?"

Mo Yan pondered for a while, and praised Pan Wen, "I think you are a useful bear."

Pan Wen was taken aback, and suddenly had a bad feeling, "What are you going to do?"

Mo Yan said seriously: "I'll go to Kunlun Mountain again."

"doing what?"

"Find out what his parents like." As he spoke, Mo Yan picked up his coat and wanted to leave.

Pan Wen immediately regretted saying, "Boss, you still have an announcement tomorrow!"

"Don't worry, you can come back in time, if you don't come back, you will delay."

Pan Wen grabbed Mo Yan's sleeve, "Boss, don't be in a hurry. I don't know when they will come. Your work is already in sight!"

"Nonsense, this is the most urgent thing. I'm not married yet, so work is nothing." Mo Yan said, throwing Pan Wen away, tearing apart the space and leaving.

Pan Wen: "..."

Blame him for his mouth!

At the mouth of a small alley.

"Children, you look very rich, your little hair is very novelly dyed, and you even wear colored contact lenses, tsk tsk." Several young people in their early twenties blocked a teenage child at the entrance of a small alley. , with no pedestrians around, this is a perfect crime scene.

This child has white hair and purple eyes, and his small face is as handsome as a little girl's, but his eyes are proud and cold, looking at these little bastards quietly, the corners of his mouth are slightly raised, showing proper contempt.

This is Ling Xiao who ran away from home to find his brother.

This look made a few gangsters upset, "What kind of look do you have? It looks like Xiaodou Bengzi who doesn't know the sufferings of the world. He hasn't been beaten by society yet."

"Don't talk nonsense with him, kid, and hand over your pocket money."

Ling Xiao was originally just contemptuous, but when he heard Qian, his eyes turned cold, full of aggression, "Hehe, I have two taboos, one, saying that I am not good-looking. Two, using my money!"

What followed was a round of fat beatings. Ling Xiao beat up five or six little bastards by himself. After knocking down and beating for a while, he stepped on the yellow-haired leader, "You dare to steal my money?!"

"Don't dare, don't dare!" The little gangster didn't expect to pick a hard problem, this kid looks so weak, he can fight too much!

Ling Xiao asked coldly, "Do you know Mo Yan?"

The little gangster said tremblingly, "I know him, but he doesn't know me."

Ling Xiao raised her eyebrows, gritted her teeth and asked, "Where is it?"

The little gangster was startled and shivered, "I don't know, he is an actor, just check it online."

"Internet? How?"

The little gangster took out his mobile phone tremblingly and helped to check.

Ling Xiao looked over curiously. The goblins on the mountain rarely bought mobile phones. The goblins want to exercise their ability to survive, and it is said that they lose their minds by playing with things.But it looked fun, Ling Xiao asked: "How much is this?"

"This... 3000 yuan, robbery is against the law!" When he came to him, he also knew that robbery was against the law.Clutching the phone with both hands, trembling, when he saw the child's purple eyes, he felt a strange feeling, and he was about to pee in fright.

Ling Xiao snorted coldly, and told him intuitively: "This shouldn't be the most expensive, right?"

"No, mine is very cheap! Low-end!" The little bastard wondered what was going on with this kid, had he never seen a mobile phone?

Ling Xiao pouted, "I don't care for cheap things, I only want the most expensive ones."

Only then did the little gangster heave a sigh of relief. He turned on his phone, and a photo of Lingyue appeared on the screen. It was the photo of the white suit, with handsome eyebrows, delicate features, and a slight smile that was alluring.

Ling Xiao gave a puzzled "Yeah" and asked in surprise, "Do you know my brother?"

The little gangster hurriedly said: "Who is your brother? This is Lingyue, he is the lover of my dreams."

Then came another fat beating, "I'll give you another chance to reorganize your language, don't like him in the future! Don't look at him!"

The little bastard was beaten and cried, the beating was unreasonable! "Why, Mo Yan looks at him every day, what's wrong with me taking a look, you like him at such a young age?"

Ling Xiao's face was cold, and her little face flushed with anger, "Watch every day?"

"Yes, they are a couple, and Mo Yan said that they are getting married soon."

"You're talking nonsense!" Bang Bang gave another two punches, the little bastard cried and cried for his father and mother, he knew why he was beaten before, but he was wronged when he was beaten later!

Ling Xiao pointed at the other gangsters, "Are they getting married?"

The punks looked at each other and understood why the boss was beaten, "No!"

"No, I don't know!"

Ling Xiao curled her lips and beat them up again, "You are all lying! Do you think I am stupid?!"

When Lingxiao came out of the small alley, he had already turned into normal black hair and black eyes. There was a little flower demon in the flowers, covering his face with grass leaves, watching Lingxiao come out tremblingly. He witnessed the whole scene of violence and was frightened. His soul was about to fly away, the little guy shook his legs and asked, "Are you Lingyue's younger brother?"

Ling Xiao's eyes lit up, "Do you know my brother?"

The little grass demon said in fear: "Just now the management department issued a notice. Your brother is looking for you everywhere. If he guides you, he can get 100 yuan."

"100 yuan..." Ling Xiao was shocked, his brother had just been down the mountain for two years, and he dared to spend money like this!How can money be given to others? !

"I don't ask where my brother is, but where is Mo Yan?" Ling Xiao knelt down and asked Xiao Caojing, "You don't need to pay for asking Mo Yan?"

The little grass demon has a question mark on her head, is there such an operation? ?

Knowing that Mo Yan also lived in the imperial capital, Ling Xiao turned into a Jackie Chan, whipped up lightning and strong winds, and flew towards the imperial capital.Xiaocaojing was so frightened that he was lying on the ground holding a one-yuan change, his blood pressure almost made him pass.

Looking at the guide money in his hand again, the little grass spirit is about to cry, the ancient fierce god Mo, who is well-known in the demon world, is only worth one yuan...

Ling Xiao: One piece of him was worth 100 yuan from his brother, making a profit of 99.

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When Lingyue was busy looking for her younger brother, the goblin department came to inform Lingyue to take the exam.

"There are kindergarten graduation certificates, primary school graduation certificates, junior high school graduation certificates, high school graduation certificates, various university graduation certificates, as well as county, city, and national examination trophies for various subjects, as well as specialty examination certificates. If you want to take the postgraduate entrance examination If you want, we also have test papers here. If you want a foreign diploma, we can do it, as long as you pass the test, we will issue a certificate. How many do you want to take?"

"So much?!" Ling Yue was dumbfounded after hearing this, he hasn't read much recently.

The staff said responsibly: "Now the diploma is the stepping stone. You can take more exams to find a job. If you have special skills, it will be even better. You will have more choices in finding a job, and you can get a salary increase."

It turns out that the diploma is so useful, Lingyue said deeply: "Although I want to take the exam, but... I have only completed high school courses by myself, or should I start the exam from kindergarten?"

The staff of the management department: "..."

This is the first time I have seen such a useless ancient beast!The other party said solemnly: "Come over tomorrow and take the three exams first, starting with the elementary school graduation certificate."

Ling Yue seized the time, read the book overnight, and arrived at the place designated by the management department early the next morning.As soon as he explained his purpose, a goblin came out to receive him. A cow spirit, wearing a suit, tie, and holding a folder, would have looked more like that if it hadn't been for the two horns on his head that hadn't degenerated.

Niu Jing was very polite: "Hi, I'm Teacher Niu, who is in charge of the exam. Come here."

Lingyue was surprised, are all the staff in the management department so down-to-earth now?The service attitude is also very good!

Unexpectedly, Niu Jing looked around and asked in a low voice after finding no one, "Senior Mo didn't come with you?"

Lingyue paused: "I'm here for the exam, why is he following me??

Niu Jing was obviously disappointed, "Are you having trouble?"

Lingyue didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "No."

It's Mo Yan's fans who are sure again, why do they think that Mo Yan will definitely come with him, if they don't come together, it's awkward, what theory?

At this time, Lingyue saw a lot of staff lying on the door, three doors in front, at least four heads peeking out of each door, Lingyue stopped, "They are..."

A middle-aged man came out, "Don't be afraid, they have never seen a beast."

Lingyue suddenly had the feeling of a giant panda entering the zoo. Instead of being shy, he puffed up his chest and stepped out of the proud steps of ancient beasts.

The man came up to him and handed Lingyue a business card, "Hi, I'm from the Marriage Department."

Lingyue took it over with a dazed look on her face, marriage department, what are you doing?

The other party said seriously: "Anyway, you're here too. I'll give you a general introduction to the precautions for goblin marriage. Our procedure is a little more troublesome than that of humans."

Lingyue was speechless, "Why should I listen to this? I'm not married."

The other party stopped him, "We haven't opened for three months. It's hard to meet someone who is related to us. It's the same if you listen early or late. You can tell Senior Mo after you get home, and we won't go there."

The goblins worship Mo Yan, but are afraid of Mo Yan's coercion. Finally, Mo Yan has a goblin who can talk to him, and they look at Lingyue like a savior.

Ling Yue stepped back, "I'm here for the exam today."

"There's still time to take the test after listening." Before the other party finished speaking, four or five staff members ran out and "invited" Lingyue in enthusiastically, poured tea and squeezed their shoulders, "Do you want a pen and paper? Do you need to take notes?" ?”

The corners of Lingyue's mouth twitched, "I'm just here for the exam!"

"The exam will not be delayed. Have you seen this website? Log in to this website on your mobile phone. This is a website dedicated to our goblins. After going up, there is a marriage application column. Click here to apply and enter the goblin codes of the two of you. After the side review, you can go to the Human Civil Affairs Bureau to register.” The staff is warm and thoughtful and has a good attitude. They will never let you keep running orders, and they will explain the steps to you. If you don’t want to listen, you have to talk. Show us your marriage certificate, and we will make a record. Even if your marriage is completed, you will be legal no matter how many years to come. Isn’t it very simple? Don’t you think it’s great? When will you get married? Don’t open again , we are going to be laid off."

Lingyue: "..."

He really, is here for the exam.

"Now it's not easy for goblins to take the civil service exam. We really don't want to be laid off. Let's see, when is the right time for you to get married?"

Lingyue: "My assistant is helping the agent with the office work recently. I need to recruit a goblin assistant, five social insurances and one housing fund, food and housing, a monthly salary of [-] yuan, and bonuses in special circumstances. If you Being laid off, do you want to work with me? No guarantees, if I have a bite to eat, you won't be hungry."

Several staff members looked at each other in blank dismay, then raised their hands in unison.This treatment is much better than in the management department. Instead of being laid off, it is better to quickly find a job and follow the beast to have a future.

The head of the marriage department who brought Lingyue in: "...I'll take you to the examination room, this way please!"

Lingyue was invited out seriously, and looked back reluctantly, "I'm really looking for an assistant, do you have any relatives and friends who are suitable, I want to find a goblin."

The boss of the Marriage Department sent Lingyue out of the door with great regret, "Mr. Fenghuang, please go to the exam quickly, start with the elementary school diploma, if you don't go, you won't be able to finish the exam today."

Lingyue sighed, this is a fickle goblin.

Lingyue sat alone in a small examination room. In order to prevent the goblins from cheating, there was only one table and one chair in the middle of the room.The invigilating teacher sat on the high platform in front of him, and he would be caught if he made a small move.Goblin exams are stricter than humans.

The primary school test papers are handed out first, mathematics, Chinese, English, just finish it.

Lingyue writes her name, the first question in mathematics is 18 yuan, and the numbers inside are written: ()

Ling Yuexin said that human beings are too powerful, and they need to have a deep understanding of the importance of RMB at such a young age. Xiaoxiao is the best at this kind of question.