Non-Human Egg Guide

Yan Xu looked at the food in front of him - a glass of white water and a bowl of something that he didn't know what it was. It was green and looked like rice, but it wasn't rice at first glance.He had never seen this kind of food before, so he raised his head and asked Jing Qichen with his eyes.

"This is bamboo rice. It is the fruit of bamboo after it blooms. Some bamboo fruits are relatively small. They look like rice and hence the name bamboo rice." Jing Qichen explained, "It tastes very good."

But after eating for so many years, he almost vomited himself.

In fact, Jing Qichen also wants to eat braised pork, Dongpo elbow, plum blossom braised pork, Malatang hot pot and Peking salted duck.

After Yan Xu took a bite, it had a faint bamboo fragrance, and it was not as soft and chewy as rice.He took another sip of the water at hand, it had a faint sweet taste, quite different from mineral water.

Although the taste is indeed very good, but it is too light, right?

"Mr. Jing always eats this?" Yan Xu asked.

Jing Qichen: "I have a bad stomach, I can't digest it if I eat other things, this is easy to overcome."

...This is too miserable.

Eggy is soaked in mountain spring water, and there are still a lot of bamboo rice in the water.

Eggy: So comfortable, so good, Eggy likes this the most now, sodas come second!

After eating and drinking, Yan Xu was in charge of washing the dishes and tidying up the kitchen. Although he was a guest at someone else's house, he was too embarrassed to be a hands-off uncle.Yan Xu is still very good at washing dishes, never letting water overflow the sink.The dishwashing liquid is squeezed on the dishcloth, which is very economical.

Dishwashing liquid also costs money!

Jing Qichen turned on the TV right now, watching variety shows with Dandan, the host jumped up and down like a monkey.Jing Qichen was overjoyed, and his balls were turned upside down.

Yan Xu saw it from the kitchen, and felt that one person and one egg were like father and son.

The atmosphere is unexpectedly harmonious.

Cleaned up the kitchen and mopped the floor.Yan Xu was planning to take Dandan back home, but Dandan seemed to have forgotten where her home was, she nestled in Jing Qichen's arms and did not move, and when she saw something ridiculous, she still looked at Jing Qichen's stomach bump, just like treating Yan Maybe the same.

This made Yan Xu a little jealous, but thinking that Eggy has no other close people besides herself every day, it is not easy to have a little partner like Xiaodun'er, but Xiaodun'er has not appeared for a long time, Yan Xu was relieved.

Now in Yan Xu's eyes, nothing is more important than eggs.

"Come over and watch together." Jing Qichen extended the invitation with a very familiar and natural tone.

Yan Xu didn't refuse, and sat on the sofa obediently, with a ball between them.Eggy was in Yan Xu's arms for a while, and then jumped on Jing Qichen's body.

Eggy: Hugging from left to right feels so good!

This variety show is broadcast at ten o'clock in the evening, and it will be broadcast for one hour and four 10 minutes, with 10 minutes of commercials.There are seven hosts as a special team, all comedians, both verbal and physical effects are very good.Lots of jokes, but not vulgar.While making people smile knowingly, they can also recall the meaning revealed.Yan Xu herself also loves to watch.

There is a male host who is also Yan Xu's idol.

The idol is the oldest among them, estimated to be over 40 years old.But it is also the hardest among them. Yan Xu just started watching this variety show because of idols.

"The new male guests can't do it. There are no female guests who dare to fight." Jing Qichen was not satisfied with Xiao Xianrou's performance, and felt that it wasn't funny enough, so he didn't dare to let go of the burden of being an idol when playing games.

The two are just like every pair of ordinary friends, the distance seems to be getting closer all of a sudden.

Although Jing Qichen pretends to be a domineering president, he is actually an ordinary person, everyone has food, drink, lasciviousness, good and bad.When Yan Xu thought about it, he felt that Jing Qichen didn't seem so difficult to get in touch with.

Ever since he moved to this community, Yan Xu's popularity has been very good, so much so that he has the confidence of being super popular.

At this time, someone knocked on the door, Jing Qichen was a little surprised, because he had nothing to do with the residents here, and it has been so long since he moved here.Except for the family treat when they found Xiaodun'er, no one came to look for him.

"I'll go and open the door." Jing Qichen stood up and opened the door wearing his slippers. Normally, he could feel when someone was approaching.

This time, he didn't have any premonition at all, which was really strange, but he didn't take it seriously.Maybe it's the predictive ability that's short-circuited?There are times when the wires are faulty.

As soon as Jing Qichen opened the door, he found that the rooster was standing at his door, wearing a floral shirt and flip flops, looking carefree.But the expression on his face was not very good, he looked frightened, his face was covered with sweat, and his cheeks were flushed.

Before Jing Qichen could ask a question, he knelt down straight and bowed three times and kowtowed nine times.

Jing Qichen was taken aback: "What is this for?"

Tears were about to come out of Brother Chen's eyes: "Mr. Jing, please save me, save Xiaodun'er."

Yan Xu also happened to see it at this time. He stretched his head and looked at Brother Chen's humble appearance like dust, feeling a little bewildered.Even if he came to ask for help, it shouldn't be Brother Chen who came here.

Probably because Yan Xu was here, Jing Qichen couldn't easily refuse, so he could only say: "Get up first, come in and talk."

Brother Chen stood up quickly as if he had won a gold medal for avoiding death. The speed of his movements was simply staggering.

When he saw Yan Xu, there was still a trace of embarrassment on his face, but soon the embarrassment disappeared: "Xiaoyan is here too, and the relationship between Xiaoyan and Mr. Jing is quite good."

Eggy jumped to the bedroom when someone knocked on the door. It has already developed a habit, and it cannot reveal its existence in front of outsiders.Don't trouble Papa.

"Come on, what's the matter." Jing Qichen said impatiently, "Let's talk about something."

"But..." Brother Chen glanced at Yan Xu and hesitated.

Jing Qichen: "He knows everything he should know."

"Mr. Jing! You must help me! That woman is crazy!" Brother Chen cried bitterly, patted his chest with one hand, and cried, "She fell into the water I drank last night. Medicine, if I hadn't discovered it in time, I wouldn't be alive now. Not only did she kill An Jiaojiao, but she also planned to kill me too. That crazy woman, she's possessed! I'm a serious monster, so don't get me involved!"

He also said solemnly: "I have won the Excellent Monster Unity Award from the Three Realms, and I am an officially certified good monster."

"Obsessed?" Jing Qichen stroked his chin. Monsters are not like humans. Once they take a wrong step, they can't turn back. From then on, they will be lost forever, with no room for redemption.Once discovered by the organization, death is inevitable.

Brother Chen was originally sitting on the stool, but just as Jing Qichen finished saying these three words, he knelt down again with a plop, and walked a few steps to Jing Qichen, his face lost.

How could a face be more important than a life?

"Mr. Jing, I know you are capable. I can only ask for your help in this matter. If you help me, I will be your cow and horse in the future. If you let me go east, I will never go west .” Brother Chen swears so firmly, he almost swears to the sky.

Jing Qichen suddenly asked, "Why did she kill you?"

Brother Chen was stunned, and quickly realized, with a look of grief on his face: "Who knows, I am a good person. Over the years, for their mother and child, I have worked hard to earn money to support the family. I often have social gatherings, men, I can only go out It’s almost like a wine table. Sometimes I also go to KTV. She said that I don’t care about my family, but we also have to eat!”

"Chai, rice, oil, salt, soy sauce, vinegar tea, Xiaodun'er's tuition, and the living expenses of their mother and son, there is nothing that is free. Now a bag of toilet paper costs more than 30, and it is still hollow. It doesn't cost money..."

Brother Chen was rambling on, but he couldn't get to the point.

Jing Qichen pursed his lips: "Get to the point."

"Hey!" Brother Chen changed the subject, "She just thinks that I can't give her material comforts. Women nowadays are like this. They want money, a car, and a house. She knows a rich and powerful person who wants to kick me Yes, I even want to kill me if I become a demon. If you kill me, you can remarry."

Yan Xu suddenly asked: "Sister-in-law Chen told me last time that she wants to divorce, so she shouldn't use murder?"

Obviously, Brother Chen didn't expect that the crazy woman would get angry with Yan Xu before, and all the drafts that had been typed before coming here were useless and became useless.Now we can only see his ability to adapt to the situation.

"Xiaoyan, you were deceived by her. She always said that I cheated." Brother Chen burst into tears, "I'm not that kind of person. She was with me back then. How could I Once you are developed, you don’t want a wife who is a mess? Besides, I am not developed.”

Jing Qichen had no expression on his face, he just listened without making any comments.

Yan Xu believed in Mrs. Chen, but Mrs. Chen's current state of mind said that she wanted to kill Brother Chen and Yan Xu still believed it.It's just that I don't believe it is the reason Chen Ge said.

Seeing Jing Qichen's unmoved look, Brother Chen became a little anxious, he gritted his teeth: "Mr. Jing, if you are willing to help me, I will give you my inner alchemy."

The inner alchemy is the most important thing for a monster, equal to a human heart.Once the inner alchemy is lost, so many years of cultivation will be gone.For monsters to cultivate into adults, they not only need the right time, place and people, but also hundreds of years.

Once you hand over the inner alchemy, it is equivalent to handing over everything about yourself.

Jing Qichen was a little moved, he was a little surprised by Brother Chen's behavior, because he knew the importance of inner alchemy.

But even if he got Brother Chen's inner alchemy, what's the use?He doesn't need servants.

"What do you want me to do?" Jing Qichen put his arms around his chest and looked down at Brother Chen with a cold expression and nothing in his eyes.It seems that in his eyes, Brother Chen is not as good as a frisky chicken without intelligence.

Brother Chen seemed to feel that there was hope. He pulled out a flattering smile, and said like a dog: "Since she has become a demon, as a husband, I still hope that she can walk away decently."

Yan Xu was stunned—Brother Chen planned to ask Mr. Jing to kill Aunt Chen.