Me and my ingredients were stunned

Wan Zhihan slept on the phone. When she woke up, she poked the phone to check the time, but found that it was out of battery and turned off automatically.

Thinking what happened, Wan Zhihan pushed the phone to the gap under Xing Ruoliu's neck, then got up and walked around to the other side, then took out the phone with her hoof, and came to the bedside table.

Wan Zhihan struggled to manipulate her hoof, trying to connect the data cable to the phone, but it was too difficult for her.

Giving up if you can't do it is Wan Zhihan's usual style, but Xing Ruoliu said last night that her life and death will be decided this morning, and she has caused another disaster here. If she gets angry, her little life will be lost up.

"what are you doing."

A soft, hoarse voice sounded, and Wan Zhihan almost fell off the bed in fright. She looked at Xing Ruoliu with a guilty conscience, and said in a flattering tone, "Your phone is out of battery."

Xing Ruoliu reached out to charge the battery, then turned over and closed her eyes.

Wan Zhihan got under the covers and whispered to her back, "Aren't you angry?"

"Why are you angry?"

"You're usually pretty hot-tempered."

"..."

Seeing that she didn't answer, Wan Zhihan felt uneasy.She twisted her body, hesitated, and asked another question, a big question, "Will you eat me today?"

no respond.

This time her non-answer made her feel relieved, but she couldn't help complaining, "I fell asleep again, how sleepy you are." After finishing speaking, she sighed.

"How many words do you have?"

Wan Zhihan was startled, "So you haven't fallen asleep."

The other party went offline again.

"Don't sleep, I have something to discuss with you."

Xing Ruoliu was so annoying, she slept for too long and became dizzy, she didn't intend to continue to sleep, she just wanted to rest for a while, but the constant chattering sound made her head hurt even more.She held back her emotions and said, "Don't bother me if I don't eat you today."

"Really?" Wan Zhihan was overjoyed, and after being happy for a while, she rubbed Xing Ruoliu's back again, "I still have something to tell you, don't sleep, if you sleep again, you will become a pig Already!"

"If you don't shut up, I'll regret it!"

"you can not do that!"

Xing Ruo Liu was so sad that she sat up, exiled Xiao Xin out of the bedroom, and then closed the bedroom door.

Wan Zhihan slammed on the door twice, and finally fell down in despair.

She picked up the thoughts from last night.Before watching a movie last night, I saw a popular Weibo.It was a video, the content was a kitten lying on the side of the food bowl, the kitten didn’t do anything, not even eating, it just gave the camera a few eyes, but it just hit the cuteness of many people .

So an idea was born.

After an unknown amount of time, Xing Ruoliu finally came out. She didn't expect Xiao Xin to be lying at the door, so she kicked him hard.

Wan Zhihan was screaming in pain, but that one just glanced at her and went into the bathroom.She followed with tears in her eyes, and said coquettishly, "You hurt me!"

"sorry."

Although she was a little distracted, Wan Zhihan had nothing to say.

Unexpectedly, Xing Ruoliu continued: "But you also hurt my feet."

Wan Zhihan apologized in horror: "Yes, I'm sorry!"

Xing Ruoliu washed his face with cold water and rinsed his mouth, then went into the bedroom and climbed onto the bed.

Wan Zhihan's two front hooves pawed at the bed, pitifully, "You hug me up!"

"If you want me to carry you up, don't talk nonsense." Xing Ruoliu looked at her.

"Yeah!" She nodded obediently, she never said nonsense, it was all meaningful words.

Xing Ruoliu picked up Xiao Xin and asked, "Do you remember what you said yesterday?"

"Huh?" Wan Zhihan pretended to be confused.

"You said you never said you were Wan Zhihan anymore, but you started talking about it again at night." Xing Ruoliu put Xiao Xin on his stomach, and pulled its ears to blame.

Wan Zhihan admitted his mistake sincerely, "I was wrong, and I will never say it again." Seeing Xing Ruoliu smiled with satisfaction, she said, "Then can you listen to me now? Absolutely the same as Wan Zhihan Three words are fine!"

"Go ahead."

"I want to be an Internet celebrity." After Wan Zhihan finished speaking, seeing Xing Ruoliu's expression as she expected, she explained, "You help me take a video and post it on Weibo. I want to be the number one online in the pig world." red."

Although Xing Ruoliu hadn't watched too much, she also knew that there was a video about Xiaozhu before, "How could you be number one."

"The number one I'm talking about is not the number one in creation, but the number one in popularity. I am so smart and cute, and I will definitely attract many fans."

The atmosphere seemed to have crashed into an iceberg, and suddenly turned cold, and finally Xing Ruoliu said quietly, "...shameless."

Wan Zhihan said aggrievedly, "Aren't I telling the truth?"

"Well, it seems to be right." Thinking about it carefully, Xiao Xin is really smart and cute. Although Xing Ruoliu is tired of seeing it, I have to admit that it is really cute.She said, "But it's not that easy to be popular."

Instead of refusing outright, she became worried. Wan Zhihan felt that there was something interesting, so she said excitedly: "Leave it to me, leave it to me, you just need to be an airs and help me shoot the video!"

Xing Ruoliu hesitated, there was no harm in it, and it was quite fun to think about it.It's just that the proud look of this pig always makes her unhappy.She kept a straight face, "If you are really red, can I eat you easily?"

Wan Zhihan was taken aback, how did she reveal her real purpose?She still wanted to sign with a brokerage company, and then she couldn't let her handle it!

"You, you also said that it's not that easy to become popular." Wan Zhihan was a little flustered, but she didn't forget to leave a way out for herself, "Then what, let's do this, you give me a month to become popular." If you don’t get up, you’re almost enough to eat me, but if it turns red, it means I’m lucky.”

If she agreed, it would at least mean that she would not eat her for a month, and she would be able to return to her body after a month.

"One week."

Wan Zhihan's dream was shattered, she slapped her hooves rhythmically on her stomach, "Why Sen!"

"Do you think I have that patience?" Xing Ruoliu has always been a 3-minute hot person, not to mention that she is not particularly interested in making videos for it.

Wan Zhihan gritted her teeth, let's just make it a week!To cheer herself up, she said loudly, "Then let's start filming now!"

"No, I'm going out to buy vegetables, there's nothing to eat at home."

A simple sentence extinguished Wan Zhihan's enthusiasm in an instant.She said weakly, "Then you can't finish washing, what are you doing on the bed?"

"Look, you are still a pig, you don't understand people at all." Xing Ruoliu told Xiao Xin, "Of course it's because the bed is comfortable, and I really don't want to go out."

"Then don't go out and take a video for me."

Xing Ruoliu narrowed his eyes and looked at Xiao Xin, "Can you hold back your hunger?"

As soon as the word "hungry" came out, Wan Zhihan couldn't help it anymore, she... wanted to eat, and wanted to do so now.She urged, "Then you go."

Xing Ruoliu ignored it, picked up the phone and turned it on.

"You're not going?" Wan Zhihan was dumbfounded.

"Wait a little longer." It's not that there is a time limit for going to work, so it's okay to delay it for a while.

"Can't wait! Let's go, I'll go with you!" Wan Zhihan said, getting down from her stomach, trying to push her out of the bed with his meager strength.

Xing Ruoliu remained motionless like a mountain, she flicked her phone boredly, and lazily said, "The supermarket won't let you in."

"Go to the vegetable market!"

Xing Ruoliu pouted, "No."

"Why Sen!"

Going to the vegetable market means communicating with the vegetable sellers, Xing Ruoliu can't stand it.She didn't answer, and continued to swipe her phone.A WeChat message came, she clicked on it, and it was "Good morning" from Wan Zhihan.There is also a sentence of "good night" posted last night.

Xing Ruoliu didn't reply.

"Go quickly!"

Xing Ruoliu slammed the phone, got up angrily, went out and slammed the bedroom door loudly.She shouldn't have promised not to eat it today, otherwise how dare it quarrel with her!

Wan Zhihan, who was lying on the bed, was very frightened by the sound of the door slamming, she also got angry, snorted loudly, and patted Xing Ruoliu's pillow with her pig's trotters.

Tired of filming, Wan Zhihan lay down.She still wants to go out with her, even if she reprimands her not to talk along the way, because staying at home is so boring.

Five minutes later, Wan Zhihan's whole pig calmed down. She stretched out her evil pig's trotters and turned on the phone, but the two words sent by that thing appeared in front of her eyes, which immediately made her furious again.

Wan Zhihan typed, "Don't bother me in the future! I don't want to see you!" Then resolutely sent it.