Me and my ingredients were stunned

Wan Zhihan couldn't resist imagining it excessively, because it was herself, and the body that had slept with her for a week, she could imagine it very well.

And the dreams of last night also formed pictures, which appeared one by one in front of her eyes, but unfortunately they were a little blurry.

She swallowed.

It wasn't until her body moved following Xing Ruoliu's feet that she realized that her current body shape was completely different from what she had imagined. With her current appearance, she couldn't bear to look directly at her. She crawled up and down.

In this case, then that "Wan Zhihan" must have just gone for a run with her.

"Do you know why I'm not mad at you?"

Her thoughts were interrupted by surprise, and Wan Zhihan waited for a while before she understood. She was surprised, "You're not angry with me anymore? Then why did you let me wash my feet by myself? Knowing that this is impossible Things!" The more she spoke, the more she became more and more indignant, she was almost dying of despair just now.

"I'm here to tell you that you can't do everything, so that you won't be complacent in the future! Look at the trouble you caused me!" Xing Ruoliu said seriously, while using the other foot on the small Xin stepped on his back.She hadn't done this before, and now it felt like stepping on a water balloon.

Not to mention, it's quite comfortable.Wan Zhihan swayed with the shaking of her feet, like an old man enjoying a massage.

Xing Ruoliu didn't expect that she was teaching it here, and it looked comfortable, so she kicked Xiao Xin out in a rage.

Wan Zhihan made a failed 360-degree turn on the carpet and lay on his side on the ground, looking very embarrassed and flustered.She hurriedly got up and posted back, "You will lose me like this, count yourself, how many times have you kicked me away? Even if I did something wrong, you can't insult me ​​like this! Pets have dignity too!"

"Pet?" Xing Ruoliu felt amused, "You are just my food."

Wan Zhihan didn't think she was just joking at all, because her tone was so serious, she even felt from her limbs that she didn't regard herself as a living being, but a lump of walking pork.

And she also said, "If you really have dignity, go away and don't hug me."

Wan Zhihan's heart was half cold, she stared at her with round eyes, with a heartbroken look, and said softly, "You can't save me." After finishing speaking, she left Xing Ruoliu a sad The heroine's back is walking slowly, creating a slow motion effect.

"Go and hurry up!"

The front hoof landed on the ground readily, and Wan Zhihan got into her pig's nest, crying in her heart.

Xing Ruoliu looked at Xiao Xin's protruding nose, and sighed, why can't this pig take jokes so much?

The phone vibrated again, Xing Ruoliu opened it and saw it was another strange number.Really bored to death, she turned off her phone and went into the bedroom to charge it.

Now that they've all stood up, it's hard to sit down anymore, so Xing Ruoliu went into the kitchen to heat up the food.

While watching the food in the pot steaming up, she remembered the content of the private message on Weibo. She really didn't expect Xiao Xin to say such serious words, which made her unable to imagine what he looked like when he said those words. There is only a string of words in my mind.

Xing Ruoliu, who was in awe, felt that his feet had been rubbed again.But she looked down with contempt, and there was nothing.

She turned her head and took a look outside, only to see Xiao Xin lay obediently in the nest with a calm face, it didn't look like she would run away after touching her.

Xing Ruoliu shook her feet, telling herself that this was a common occurrence, she was just used to being rubbed by it.

She thought of Xiao Xin before the car accident again. Although her behavior at that time was similar to now, and she loved to rub her and cling to her, she always felt that he was quite calm.This feeling probably came from the fact that she would often see Xiao Xin staring at someone in a daze, as if he was thinking about some profound problem.

If it was Xiao Xin at that time, she would think it was normal to say that.

Xing Ruoliu turned his head to look at Xiao Xin again, maybe the car accident knocked out another pig of Xiao Xin.

She still couldn't believe it was human or something.

In other words, if she really crossed over and became someone's pet, what would she do...

The aroma of the dishes wafted into her nose, and she put the food into the bowl to heat up the next dish.

Wan Zhihan, who was so depressed, just thought about whether she would pretend to refuse to eat later, but now, let alone refuse to eat, she simply wanted to rush out and wag her tail.

Speaking of which, where's her tail?Wan Zhihan looked at her buttocks and spun around twice, and after she stopped, she felt like a mentally retarded person.

Undoubtedly, if she had no reason but ran over just to eat, she would definitely be laughed at by Xing Ruoliu.

So she used her brain power to think a hundred times more than how to wash her feet just now, thinking about what reason she could use to not lose face.

Then she remembered what Xing Ruoliu said just now.

Although it seemed that she had a good excuse, Wan Zhihan hesitated for a while before leaving the nest, thinking about what she would do if she looked at her with contempt later.

Just pretend you didn't see it.

Wan Zhihan crawled out of the nest slowly, and while doing psychological training for herself, she walked towards Xing Ruoliu.She thought about quietly appearing beside her, and then straight to the point and asking that question, after that, their conversation would go on like this, without talking about her.

But I didn't expect that as soon as she came to her, she moved a bit and stepped on her front hoof. She immediately screamed, as if she was not stepped on, but cut off by life.

Xing Ruoliu still looked at her with contempt.

"You, you are simply not human, you stepped on me and still look at me like that!"

"Who made you come here suddenly? Didn't you stay in your den and stay well? Didn't you say that I can't save you? Why did you run out?"

"Do I want to stay in that nest for the rest of my life?"

"As long as you seriously admit your mistakes, then of course you can come out."

Wan Zhihan was furious, the process she imagined in her mind went completely off track, it really was because the plan was not as fast as the change.

"I was wrong." The big beautiful pig can stretch and bend.

Xing Ruoliu turned his head indifferently, stir-fried the dishes twice, and said flatly, "Your attitude of apologizing is not sincere at all."

"I was wrong, really wrong."

"It seems to be a little bit better, but don't you think something is missing?"

Wan Zhihan thought about it carefully, probably reminding her "what's wrong", "I was wrong, the mistake was that I shouldn't have directly used your Weibo account to post on Weibo, which caused your photos to be picked up." .”

"Oh, no, think again."

ah?wrong?Could it be that she did nothing wrong with this matter?That's right, it's the fault of the person who took the sneak shot.But apart from this, what else had she done wrong?

Wan Zhihan lowered her head, racking her brains to remember.

Xing Ruoliu finished heating up a few dishes, glanced at Xiao Xin who was still thinking hard, walked out with the dishes, and said, "Remind you, it's two words, added in front of 'I was wrong' of."

Wan Zhihan followed out, repeating these two reminders in her heart.

Then she thought of it in a flash of inspiration, and called out silently, "Master."

"Come, come, let's eat." Xing Ruoliu carried Xiao Xin to the tea table, then went into the kitchen to fetch the leftover dishes and Xiao Xin's bowl.

Wan Zhihan looked at her back, still a little dazed, did she just forgive her that easily?Hey, let me tell you earlier, she can call master [-] times, and say she is wrong [-] times!

Sure enough, when Xing Ruoliu sat down, Wan Zhihan couldn't wait to call "Master", her obedient appearance was a bit funny.

"What's the matter?" Xing Ruoliu glanced at Xiao Xin, his obsequious look obviously had some intentions.

Wan Zhihan pointed to her bowl with her chin, "Master, can you give me some more?"

As soon as I knew it, Xing Ruoliu picked up his own bowl, picked up some vegetables, and then poured all the rest into Xiao Xin's bowl, "Eat it, if you can't finish it, eat it at noon tomorrow."

After getting the order, Wan Zhihan immediately started eating.

I took a few bites excitedly, and suddenly felt that something was wrong.She's a human being, hey, why doesn't she look human at all now, just eating a meal makes her so happy!

Wan Zhihan stopped and pushed the bowl aside with her hoof. The difference between humans and animals is that they can control their physiological impulses.She sat down, looked directly at Xing Ruoliu, and asked, "Didn't you just ask me a question? What's the answer?"

"What's the problem?" Xing Ruoliu bit her chopsticks and struggled to recall, she remembered that Xiao Xin was awkward, and she forgot the reason.

"...Didn't you ask me why you're not angry with me!"

"Oh, yes." She remembered and said, "Why, because someone wiped your ass."

"Wipe your ass?"

"Do you know what it means to wipe your ass?"

What do you mean, her IQ is not so low yet!Wan Zhihan roared, "Of course I know! Who is it?"

Xing Ruoliu counted with his fingers, "Wan Zhihan, man A, and Yu Rou's boss, what is their name?"

"Sang Ling."

"exactly."

Wan Zhihan looked at her with disdain, her IQ is not high, hehe, although she knew this a long time ago.

"Huh? Say, Wan Zhihan?"

"What's the matter? They helped you, do you still want to speak ill of them?"

"I... I'm that kind of person! You're too much!" And speaking of it, she must have helped them back then!If it wasn't for her, they would have gone to hell together a long time ago, so why would they have the opportunity to bully her!

Wan Zhihan was so angry that she turned her back and swept away with the aim of making the family poor.

Xing Ruoliu watched Xiao Xin gobble it up, and had a question in his heart, did he grow up again after it became smaller?She couldn't see it with the naked eye.

After washing the dishes and Xiao Xin, Xing Ruoliu hugged Xiao Xin and stood on the electronic scale, then got down and stood up by himself.

She...was heavier again, but Xiao Xin didn't. The standard weight was eight catties.

"Hee hee hee, who told you to go to sleep after eating? You didn't exercise at all. It's no wonder you're not fat! Unlike me, I run around after eating and maintain a perfect figure!" Wan Zhihan jumped on the bed proudly. Down.

Xing Ruoliu stared at Xiao Xin and smiled, "Did you forget what I told you this afternoon? I told you not to be complacent! Well, in order to maintain your slender figure, before I finish washing up, you give me the run!"

Wan Zhihan regretted and felt sad for a while, but she soon recovered.She didn't have security surveillance, so how could she know if she was running or not, as long as she came back from washing and saw that she was running.

She slumped comfortably on the bed.To be honest, the bed is much more comfortable than the nest, although the softness is about the same, but the bed is big.The effect of her sleeping on the bed is like Miss Marysu sleeping on a 500-meter big bed every day, no matter how she rolls, she will not fall off.

...how sinister.

Wan Zhihan looked slowly, and saw Xing Ruoliu was standing at the door staring at her with foam all over her face.

She was as terrifying as the head teacher who appeared at the back of the classroom, no, more terrifying.

"I, tired from running, take a rest."

"Get up and continue."

Wan Zhihan got up reluctantly, and walked slowly with her short legs, like a classmate who didn't want to do morning exercises, hiding in the last one and walking slowly.

"Do you need me to whip you?" Xing Ruoliu said, walking towards the bed.

She quickly defended herself, "No, this is my fastest speed, Zi Feizhu knows how heavy a pig is!"

"...Okay." Xing Ruoliu walked out.

Seeing this, Wan Zhihan immediately threw herself on the bed and rolled over, she actually choked on her hehe.But when she rolled to face the door, she... saw her again.

"Aren't you heavy? Look at your movements, it's very light."

"Master, I was wrong!"

"Get up and run!"

Wan Zhihan immediately stood up and ran as hard as she could.This time, she didn't stop when Xing Ruoliu left, but slowed down.

She has changed, she has become a thief, she was not like this before!

Xing Ruoliu went into the bedroom after washing up, and what he saw was a Xiao Xin who seemed to be set on fire by someone, and was speeding up crazily.

"Okay, stop, how do you feel?" She climbed into bed and asked.

Wan Zhihan panted heavily, "It feels great!"

"Then run two more laps." Xing Ruoliu took the phone and turned it on, and said.

Wan Zhihan threw herself into her arms, and said coquettishly, "You are ruthless and unreasonable! Don't let me run away!"

"Okay, okay." Xing Ruoliu's goosebumps came up when she heard it, she stroked the top of Xiao Xin's head, smoothing out the messy hair.

She leaned comfortably in her arms, rubbing against her from time to time.

As soon as the phone was turned on, Xing Ruoliu asked, "Didn't you delete Weibo to hide your mistakes?"

"I was wrong."

"It's all right now, I can't remember the Weibo password, your Internet celebrity dream is ruined in your own hands." Xing Ruoliu teased Xiao Xin again, all her passwords are the same, so she memorized them desperately.

Wan Zhihan was really frightened, she really wanted to give her her brain to supplement her brain!She calmed down and said, "It's okay, I should be able to get it back."

"It's too much trouble, I don't want to do it."

"I'll do it!" She took the job.

"Come on, take a video for me first." Wan Zhihan climbed down, sat on the bed, and asked after thinking for a while, "Do you think a pig can count, is it a selling point?"

"Do you know it? If it's correct, let's count it." Xing Ruoliu didn't understand either, but when I was a child watching TV, it seemed that there were often cats and dogs who could count, which was quite interesting.

Wan Zhihan denied herself, "No, I think it's too clichéd, what should I think about..."

Oh, it turned out to be very old-fashioned.Xing Ruoliu said based on his experience of watching Weibo in the past few months: "Actually, as long as you look good, it seems that you will be popular."

……screw you!She doesn't take such a superficial route!

"Hey! Let's count, although it's a bit clichéd, but it's still a strange thing." After Wan Zhihan finished speaking, she began to guide, "You talk about simple addition and subtraction within ten, and then I... I Just jump, and the number of times you jump is the answer."

"Come on." Xing Ruoliu pressed the camera.

Hearing the voice, Wan Zhihan was stunned, "Is this the beginning?"

"here we go."

"And don't let me prepare myself mentally."

"What is nine minus nine?"

Wan Zhihan didn't review the question at all, she jumped up as soon as she finished speaking, she realized after the jump, and immediately ran over to beat Xing Ruoliu, "Start again!"

"You're so stupid." Xing Ruoliu said, and started shooting again, "Two plus three."

She reacted to see if there was a trap before she started to jump up. She jumped five times, each time getting higher and higher.Wan Zhihan was deliberately showing off her cuteness.

"Two times three."

As for the addition and subtraction, it’s a good thing that the number is small.Wan Zhihan obediently danced another six times.After the dance, she was almost out of breath. The running just now was too exhausting.

"Well... nine plus nine."

Wan Zhihan stared at her without moving.

"hurry up."

It seems to make her happy, but she is about to die of exhaustion, it is really in vain that the master likes her in vain!

Wan Zhihan didn't jump any more, and easily slapped her two front hooves alternately, nine times on each side.

"Don't be lazy." As soon as Xing Ruoliu finished speaking, Xiao Xin in the picture was getting bigger and bigger, and finally only Xiao Xin's pig nose could be seen.

Xing Ruoliu finished filming and showed the result to Xiao Xin.

Chief director Wan Zhihan was very satisfied, holding the phone to watch it several times, the more she looked at it, the cuter she felt.She didn't hand over the phone until a call came.

Xing Ruoliu hung up the strange call and entered her phone number in the search bar.

Sure enough, she saw some indescribable websites and felt that she would be poisoned and die as soon as she opened her phone.There is also Weibo, which was also posted with a mobile phone number by the deputy director.

Xing Ruoliu was so angry that he pestered her to close Weibo with her that day, and added WeChat to exchange cell phone numbers. It would be great if she refused more firmly.

"What's wrong with you?" Wan Zhihan touched her, and she found that she was really a little scary when she was expressionless. Although she looked cute, the corners of her mouth seemed to be naturally downward, and she looked very unhappy.

Although Xing Ruoliu was really upset at this time.

Xing Ruoliu didn't speak, and started to download Weibo again.

Wan Zhihan scratched her again, "Hurry up and post on Weibo, I have something I want you to see!"

She picked up Xiao Xin, pointed the screen of her phone at it, and asked, "What? It can't be 10,000+ fans, I won't be happy if I read it."

"10,000+!?" Wan Zhihan exclaimed, this really became famous overnight, after all, this is 10,000+ with little moisture, and the active users may be more than her millions.

"At first glance, you have never seen the world. The others are at least more than 100 million."

Wan Zhihan is tired, you have never seen the world, those are not real!

After entering Weibo, Xing Ruoliu entered the password skillfully, so fast that Wan Zhihan didn't have time to remember it, "Don't you say you forgot?"

"I remembered again, didn't I?"

"..." Wan Zhihan looked at the Weibo interface, and impatiently opened a private message, wanting to show her the arrogance of the man who secretly took pictures, but she couldn't find it after scrolling down for a long time.

There are too many people who come to private messages to express their love, and there are even people from the same city who are seeking to meet and meet each other.

"What are you going to show me?" Xing Ruoliu asked impatiently, she still wanted to go to the deputy director's Weibo to scold people.

"Tsk!" Wan Zhihan was also annoyed, she swiped hard, and said, "I communicated with the person who secretly took pictures of you last night, and I almost died of anger, let me tell you, he..."

Xing Ruoliu interrupted Xiao Xin, "I know what's going on."

"Huh?" She was afraid that she didn't have evidence, and she would think that she was talking nonsense to shirk responsibility, but she didn't expect to know, "How do you know?"

"That person came looking for me."

"I'm looking for you? I'll go, he still has the face to look for you? Did you hit him? Didn't you learn Sanda? You beat him until his mother didn't even know him!"

Xing Ruoliu looked at the excited Xiao Xin with a tired heart, and accepted his painless punches and kicks.

"Let me just say, you should take me there, so that I can give you advice and protect you!"

"Okay, you shut up." Xing Ruoliu held Xiao Xin's head with one hand.

She sighed secretly, and she did this to the ones she was close to.But for people she didn't know well, because she couldn't predict what the other party would do next, she didn't even dare to talk, let alone fight.

Xing Ruoliu let go, clicked "I", trying to find the deputy director from the people she followed.

But when the page changed, everyone was stunned.

The number of fans has approached 30.

"My god." Wan Zhihan opened the private message while exclaiming, "Let me help you see if there are any merchants to find cooperation with, and earn me some food money."

Xing Ruoliu continued to be confused, "Huh? Can it still be like this?"

Wan Zhihan's eyes widened, and she searched for useful information among the ever-increasing private letters of confession.

Although she didn't find it as she expected at first, she found a private message that surprised her.

"Hi, Ms. Xing, I am the director of the "Baby Don't Run" program group. This is a reality show that is expected to be launched on KK Satellite TV in a month. Invite your little pig to participate in the program recording, the recording time is one week, please give us a reply after consideration, thank you."

"What is this?" Xing Ruoliu took a rough look, smacked his lips and said, "There are so many liars."

"Don't make a conclusion yet." Wan Zhihan clicked on the profile picture of the person who sent the private message, carefully read the person's Weibo, and finally concluded that this is indeed the director of the program group.

She raised her head in surprise and said to Xing Ruoliu, "I'm going to record this show!"

Xing Ruoliu had a cold face, "Go and go by yourself."

"Hmph, just go by yourself!" Wan Zhihan clicked back to the private message page and typed hard, "Hello, I'm also very interested after reading some descriptions of your program, but I'm busy with work, so I can trouble the staff to come Pick up my little Xin? ps: Xiao Xin is the name of a pig."

She was about to click send, but Xing Ruoliu deleted it first, "You still want people to know where my home is? Call again, ask the time and place, and I will take you there when the time comes."

"Really? Will you take me there?" This happiness came so suddenly, just now she was angry and told her to go by herself.

Xing Ruoliu didn't speak.Of course she doesn't want to give it away, it's troublesome, but Xiao Xin wants to go so much, let him be happy, anyway, he is bored at home, and she doesn't know how to play with him.

"Don't you want me to go?" Wan Zhihan asked. Actually, she didn't have to go. Anyway, it was already a month after the show aired. It would be useless for her to be popular at that time, because a month later she would It's not Xiao Xin.

"No, you can go if you want, just to make money to support yourself, and I can enjoy happiness with you."

"Oh? Then I will raise you from now on? First call the master to come and listen."

Xing Ruoliu slapped Xiao Xin with a palm: "I owe you a beating!"