Me and my ingredients were stunned

Wan Zhihan sat down on the phone, hid the evidence under her round back, and said aggrievedly to Xing Ruoliu, "I didn't play, you blamed me."

"Really? You'd better tell the truth, or I will find out, and I will deduct your food immediately."

This way of threatening seems to be much milder than saying that she will kill her to eat, but she has said so many times that she wants to eat, but she still doesn't eat it, but she said that she will deduct the food.Wan Zhihan carefully confirmed the facts, "Then you won't deduct it if you tell the truth?"

"Let's see if the plot is serious or not." As he said that, Xing Ruoliu walked towards the sofa, holding a spatula in his hand, and waved it at Xiao Xin.

Wan Zhihan moved her butt and admitted, "I just posted a Weibo." She pushed the phone over with both hooves, respectfully.

Xing Ruoliu picked up the phone to confirm, then put the phone in his pocket, turned and went to the kitchen.

Looking at her back, Wan Zhihan tickled the sofa with his hoof.She didn't even touch the corner of her phone for the past two days. She wanted to have a good time after returning home, but she didn't expect to be restricted.

After washing up, Wan Zhihan waited for Xing Ruoliu to go to bed, and climbed onto her body.In the past two days, she only touched her at most, and didn't hug her much, let alone lie in her arms so close.

Xing Ruoliu touched Xiao Xin twice, and then swung Xiao Xin down. She was almost sleepy, and she was so tired these days.She closed her eyes, ready to go to sleep.

After Wan Zhihan was pushed away, she was silently sad for a while, and then posted it again. She must be too tired, she must learn to be considerate of her, and it is best to give her a massage.She felt that her idea was good, so she climbed down to Xing Ruoliu's thigh, and squeezed her with her body while crawling down slowly.

Unexpectedly, she was quickly kicked away by her.

What a master who doesn't know the heart of a pig.

The cell phone rang suddenly. Although there were no harassing calls these two days, Xing Ruoliu was still very bored.She glanced at it, even if it was Yu Rou, her tone of voice was not very good when she answered it, but at least she answered it.

"What are you doing? What time did you go to sleep? How is Xiao Xin?" Yu Rou asked.That day in the villa, she saw Xiao Xin rolling down the stairs, and immediately sent him to the pet hospital, fortunately she stayed there.But after sending it and contacting Xing Ruoliu, she didn't ask any more questions because she also had something to do.

"It's recovered, but I feel that it's mentally abnormal. It just arched and arched on my thigh. I don't know what it's doing." Xing Ruoliu replied with narrowed eyes.

Wan Zhihan's heart was broken, did she make her feel uncomfortable at all?And just because she moved her, is she mentally disturbed?unacceptable……

"It's probably because I'm interested in you hahahaha." Yu Rou laughed loudly.

Xing Ruoliu ignored her strange thoughts, and said again, "In the hospital before, it also said that it had a strange dream, do you think pigs can also dream?"

"It should be, did you ask what kind of strange dream it is?"

"Um... I forgot, I'll ask again."

Wan Zhihan tilted her head, dreaming... what dream?Did she say that when she was in the hospital?She didn't have any memory at all, she only remembered that one night she had a strange dream with Xing Ruoliu.

So when Xing Ruoliu asked her, she looked at her in a daze.

"Eh? Did I remember it wrong? It probably didn't say it. I was probably too busy and misremembered." Xing Ruoliu became sober from confusion, and was so sleepy just now.

Wan Zhihan nodded silently, she must have made a mistake, her memory is not that bad, how could she not even remember what she said.

"Okay." Yu Rou felt that these two were quite strange, and she didn't bother to figure out what was going on, "By the way, I checked your dad's homepage, and he said that he is now on the return train."

"Oh, really."

"Aren't you excited at all? Your dad wrote that the first thing he did when he got home was to see his daughter. You're lucky. I haven't seen your dad for more than a year. Is your reaction so light?"

Xing Ruoliu let out a "huh", but still didn't have much reaction.

"...Okay, you go to sleep."

After hanging up the phone, Xing Ruoliu remembered to stuff the phone into the drawer of the bedside table, but this time, in order to avoid not hearing the alarm clock last time, she only closed more than half of the drawer.

Soon, Xing Ruoliu fell asleep.Wan Zhihan poked her, but there was no reaction.So she quietly came to the bedside.

This time is much better than last time, at least try hard, she can reach the mobile phone, but only reach it.

Sitting on the head of the bed, she imagined what would happen next: She touched the top of the phone with one hoof, then moved the phone to the inner wall of the drawer, and then put a little force to make the phone stand up, and then she could stick it with two hooves. Holding the sides of the phone, he got the phone up.

After thinking it over, Wan Zhihan decomposed this series of actions into small actions, as long as one goal is achieved, the next one can be completed.

But this is just an imaginary scene.

She had just finished the first movement - when she touched the top of the phone with her hoof, the whole pig slid down from it and fell directly into the drawer with a muffled sound.Although she was dumbfounded, her subconscious made her quickly burrow her head into the depths of the drawer.

After waiting for a long time, before Xing Ruoliu had any reaction, Wan Zhihan breathed a sigh of relief.

Ma'am...so embarrassing.

She huddled in the drawer, thinking of a way, but no matter how she looked at it, it was impossible for her to escape from the drawer with her mobile phone in her arms.So she thought, first read Weibo in the drawer, and then escaped by herself.

As soon as Weibo was opened, Wan Zhihan happily read the comments, enjoying the fans' compliments on her.Some of the strange remarks made her very sad, but seeing that the next one was good, she forced herself to forget it.

After reading it, Wan Zhihan looked at the private message again, wanting to see if there were any opportunities to become popular and make money.She actually liked the show called "Baby Don't Run", at least the atmosphere among the staff there was one of the best in the scene she had ever been to, but she didn't expect that she would have an accident.

Speaking of it... After she rolled down the stairs, before she woke up in the hospital, something seemed to have happened.

She recalled it as if she was constipated, but... she couldn't remember it.

Then a private message caught her attention.

"Hello, I am the assistant director of "Hey, I want to be more hilarious". On behalf of the program team, I invite your pet pig to participate in the program's first "Animal Special". The recording time is January x. If you are interested, please reply directly to this message us."

This "Be Higher" is the most popular online variety show in recent years. The theme is that the program group finds some interesting people on the Internet, and then makes these people popular through the show.Each issue has a main character and some as foils.The main characters who have been on the show are all popular without exception, and nearly half of the supporting characters are also popular.It shows the vision of the program's selection and the influence of the program.

Wan Zhihan never expected that this show would come to her door, and the recording time was the last day of "Don't Run, Baby", that is to say, if she successfully participated in "Don't Run, Baby", it would mean losing this precious Opportunity.

Although judging from the feeling of the private message to her, "Hi Be Higher" is much colder than "Baby Don't Run", but she is more willing to be on the former show!

And, and, if she's on the show, she'll be the show's first animals!

"I would be happy to let it participate in your program, but it was injured in other programs before, and I hope your program group can guarantee its safety."

Wan Zhihan typed this line after confirming the identity of this person.Then, she was touched by herself.She raised her head and took a peek at Xing Ruoliu. If she was injured again, she would definitely worry about her and be as tired as these two days, so she must take care of herself.She was so understanding, an angel.

After sending it over, the program team quickly replied with the specific time and location of the recording, and also guaranteed the absolute safety of the participants.

The speed of this reply made Wan Zhihan think that someone on the other end had been guarding the reply, and she suddenly felt that she was very important.

After replying again, Wan Zhihan happily posted on Weibo.

"Happy, are you happy?" At the same time, she also sent the selfie video she took for herself at the beginning.

After a while, she clicked on the comment with joy.

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha cover!! It's too creepy!! But I still have to confess!"

Wan Zhihan: ...

She went back to look at the cover, but saw that the cover of the video happened to be stuck at the 23 second point where she had been complaining.She almost wanted to get off Weibo angrily, why did she do this to her!And if you take it out alone, it looks even uglier!

After turning off the phone, Wan Zhihan began to try to escape from the drawer.

She pumps herself up that it's essentially just a rung on the ladder that's a bit high for her, and it's no big deal.

Fortunately, she usually hugs Xing Ruoliu's legs, climbs on Xing Ruoliu's chest, supports herself with her two hind hooves, and let her front hooves find a high support point, which is not too difficult.

The hard part can be in the next step.

This nightstand is so fucking slippery!

That's right, she was able to slide down just now, not because she was too stupid, but because she was too slippery to stand on. Now she wants to climb, but she can't climb up at all.

She lay there, touched the slippery bedside table with her hoof, finally sighed deeply, and decided to give up and find another way.

But... But except for this side, the other three sides will directly make her fall out!

Could it be that she is going to nest here all night?It's cold and hard here!

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