Me and my ingredients were stunned

Because Wan Zhihan had nothing to do, she rummaged around at home, thinking she could find something as interesting as the notebook last night, but she couldn't find anything.She walked into the nest and fell down in frustration.

She didn't know how long she had slept in a daze when she heard a knock on the door.She ran to the door and yelled, "Didn't you bring the key?" After yelling, she felt strange. If there was Xing Ruoliu who didn't have the key outside, it would be useless for her to knock on the door, unless her IQ was so low that she thought she could Open the door for her.

The knock on the door got louder.

Wan Zhihan thought it must be a thief, so she yelled a few more times, telling the thief that there was no one inside, and if he dared to come in, she would bite him to death.

The knock on the door stopped after her roar, so she put her ears on the door and listened to the movement outside, but the people outside suddenly knocked again, scaring her to sit back and almost blind her ears .

Along with the knock on the door, there was a man's voice, "What's inside?"

"Can't you even hear the pig's cry!" Wan Zhihan stood up and yelled at the door angrily.

The sound of knocking on the door stopped again, Wan Zhihan cautiously did not lean over immediately, and waited for a while before there was any sound before posting it, hoping to hear the sound of someone walking away.

But as soon as she posted it, she heard the man kick the door. This time, not only the sound, but also the vibration of the door scared her a lot.At the same time, the man said angrily, "I don't even answer the phone!"

Wan Zhihan was so angry that she bumped back with her body, and when she heard the man's exclamation, she hummed happily twice.

What she didn't expect was that the man outside suddenly changed his style, his voice softened, and he got closer. She guessed that he squatted down.

"You are Xiao Xin, right? I am your master's father. When will master come home?"

Dad... Dad?

Wan Zhihan stared fixedly at the door, took two steps back, then turned around, and ran wildly in the living room.

What did she do just now!Now my uncle must have a bad impression of her!How... how can I restore the impression!

Wan Zhihan immediately ran back to the door, and replied in a soft voice, "She gets off work at five o'clock in the afternoon, and it takes two to ten minutes to go home by bus, and twenty to ten minutes to buy groceries, so she usually arrives home at five forty-fifty .”

"I don't understand what I say..." Dad sighed melancholy outside.

! ?dad! ?It's because you don't understand me!

"Okay, I'll accompany you and wait for your master to come home."

Wan Zhihan let out an "um", and lay down directly by the door.She turned her head, glanced at the sky through the balcony, and guessed that it would be a long time, enough for her to sleep again.But her uncle is outside, how could she sleep?

She tossed and turned on the carpet, inadvertently scratching the door with her hoof.

Unexpectedly, soon, Dad also started to scrape the door, making a longer sound than her scraping.

Unwilling to admit defeat, Wan Zhihan started to shave again, and it took longer than her father to shave.

They played so boringly for a long time.

Between you and me, Wan Zhihan felt that she and her uncle had reached a consensus.

"Boy, what are you doing?"

Wan Zhihan heard a female voice that sounded quite old outside the door, and suddenly felt a little panic in her heart. The communication between them will not be over, they haven't decided the winner yet!

"I'll wait for my daughter to come home." Xing Lang stood up and replied to the woman two meters away.

"Well, you didn't bring the key, right? When will your daughter come back?" Just as the woman finished asking, a dog stuck its head out and barked at him twice.

Xing Lang raised his hand and glanced at his watch, "It may take a while."

"Then come to my house and sit and wait. It's so cold for you to sit outside. I'll make you a cup of tea."

"No, no, please."

"Hey!" The woman came out from the door of her house, directly grabbed Xing Lang's arm with one hand, and pulled up the suitcase with the other, "Come and sit for a while, just to chat with Auntie and me for a while!"

The hospitality was hard to come by, so Xing Lang had no choice but to follow the person who claimed to be her aunt to her house.

After walking two steps, he heard the sound of scratching the door behind him, and he couldn't help laughing and thinking, what kind of pig did Xing Ruoliu raise.

Xing Lang sat down on the sofa and stroked the enthusiastic Labrador's head.

"You, just call me Aunt Zhou." Aunt Zhou put the teacup in front of Xing Lang and asked, "What's your name?"

"My surname is Xing."

Aunt Zhou nodded, "Then let me call you Xiao Xing!"

"You might as well call me Lao Xing."

"I'm just kidding! Lao Xing hahahaha... How old is your daughter? Where does she go to school?"

"She's been out of college for months."

"Huh? Hahahaha..." Aunt Zhou smiled awkwardly, "Can I ask how old you are?"

"More than forty."

"..." Aunt Zhou pulled back the Labrador who had been stalking people, and after a long reaction, she accepted that the man in front of her was in her 40s and had a daughter in her 20s, "Then what, you Is your daughter in love?"

As soon as Xing Ruoliu returned home, she heard a piece of news that made her even more depressed.

"Your dad is here!"

It never occurred to her that her father's arrival was conveyed to her by her pig.

"What about the others?"

"It seems to be pulled away by the aunt next door."

Xing Ruoliu closed the door, carried the dishes into the kitchen.

Wan Zhihan frantically followed, "Aren't you going to call him?"

Xing Ruoliu didn't answer, but squatted down and pressed Xiao Xin's back with his hands.

Wan Zhihan: Meow meow?

Xing Ruoliu also had an incomprehensible expression. She looked at the phone in confusion for a while, pressed Xiao Xin again, and finally stood up.

"What are you... doing?" Wan Zhihan felt that she did not say anything wrong, why did she press her down so vaguely that she didn't dare to act rashly.

Xing Ruoliu was too tired to say a word, and started to cook.

But not long after, the phone rang, and Xing Ruoliu reluctantly picked it up, said a few words, and hung up the phone.Soon, there was a knock on the door.Xing Ruoliu walked over, hid behind the door and opened it, and when Xing Lang came in, he closed the door with a bang.

Xing Lang pinched Xing Ruoliu's face worriedly, "Are you more afraid of life than before? She also said to come to your house for a sit-down, but luckily I refused, otherwise it would be impolite for you to lock people out ah."

Without answering, she slapped his hand off and re-entered the kitchen.

Wan Zhihan stayed and ate melons, and she really wanted to pinch her face when she saw it.However, it didn't take long for her to be... pinched.

"I didn't expect that the first Internet celebrity I met in my life turned out to be a pig." Xing Lang pinched Xiao Xin's face and said a little excitedly, "The face is so small, it's thinner than in the video. "

Wan Zhihan: I... Should I be happy?

Xing Lang picked up Xiao Xin, put him on his lap, and teased him with his fingers.

Wan Zhihan: Embarrassment.jpg

She struggled to run to the side, putting a little distance away from her uncle, before she felt relieved.

Being a pig is so inconvenient...

"I forgot to tell you, it doesn't like being hugged by men." Xing Ruoliu stood at the door of the kitchen holding a kitchen knife and said to her father.

Xing Lang suddenly realized, he thought he was hated by Xiao Xin, they had a good time before.

Xing Lang got up and walked into the kitchen, "I just chatted with the aunt next door for a while, and she wants to introduce you to a boyfriend."

"Do not."

Wan Zhihan leaned against Xing Ruoliu's feet and nodded in agreement.

"Well, anyway, you are still young, let it be." Xing Lang said indifferently, and helped to cook.He knew that his daughter was introverted, and she must be very resistant to introducing someone, and he was not the type of child who would be anxious if he didn't have a partner, so there was no need to tarnish his image in front of his daughter.

Just when the atmosphere was warm and family-like, Wan Zhihan said, "Let your dad know that we can communicate, it should be fine."

Xing Ruoliu ignored Xiao Xin at first, but later felt that it would be uncomfortable if she kept pretending that she didn't understand pig language, so she said, "Actually, I can understand Xiao Xin's words, and it can also understand people. "

Xing Lang laughed in disbelief, "You mean, are you communicating without barriers?"

"Correct."

"Ha——" he let out a breath, "Are you sure you didn't imagine it?" Maybe she doesn't like to communicate with people, but as a person, she needs to communicate, so she imagined the illusion that pets can talk to her?

Facing this question, Xing Ruoliu didn't want to answer, wasting her saliva for nothing.Although she has been alone all the time, it's because she likes it, how can she be smart.

"...Okay, let me trust you for once."

The father and daughter cook together, much faster than usual.

But facing the delicious food in front of her, Wan Zhihan was not so happy, because she needed to behave a little better in front of her uncle, and it was embarrassing for her usually gobbled it up.

Xing Ruoliu looked at the abnormal Xiao Xin, poked its butt, "What's wrong? No appetite?"

"Ill?" Xing Lang also asked, "It seems that it is not as lively as the video."

Wan Zhihan thought about how lively her video was, would it be weird if she was so lively that she behaved a little better?

"I checked the information today, and it says that pigs lose their appetite when they are in heat."

???

Wan Zhihan felt that it would be too late if she didn't explain, but before she could say anything, Xing Ruoliu continued.

"And I pressed its back just now, and it also stood still."

Xing Lang looked puzzled, "Say something I can understand."

"That means it's in heat, what should I do?"

"If you want it to be a baby pig, you can take it, and if you don't want it, just let it simmer."

"Hold it? You won't get sick if you hold it back?"

"I don't know about this, you can ask a professional."

Wan Zhihan was still confused about what happened to her back just now, could it be that she was in heat if she didn't move?She was just dumbfounded at the time!She walked to the edge of the coffee table like a strong man facing sacrifice, and yelled at Xing Ruoliu, "I'm not in heat! I'm not going to fuck either! If you let me go, I'll bite my tongue and kill myself!"

"What did it say?"

"It said it wasn't in heat. Do you think animals can know they're in heat?" Xing Ruoliu looked even more confused than Xing Lang. She was really struggling to let Xiao Xin have a baby. If she gave birth, she would be able to eat a lot Pig, but she is too lazy to raise it after giving birth.

Xing Lang shook his head, not wanting to continue this topic.He has lived for so many years, traveled so many places as a traveler, and seen so many shocking scenes, but now he is still dazed, as if he has not woken up from a dream.

"I'm really not in heat!" Wan Zhihan shouted again, it's too wronged, never before!

"Don't yell! Eat!"

Xing Lang was so frightened that he almost couldn't hold the bowl, he looked at his daughter, he had never seen her so fierce.

"Be nice to it. Pets are also family members, not to mention that it doesn't make too much noise."

Xing Ruoliu didn't want to talk to him, he didn't understand at all, he heard the cry of a pig, but she heard it was a high-pitched female voice, it felt like her eardrums were being punctured.

Wan Zhihan ate in pain, sobbing uncontrollably.She thought that when her uncle came, she would see their happy faces, and thought she would be treated gently, but she didn't expect that what she faced was wronged, and it was wronged that she couldn't explain clearly, and the consequences of being wronged were even worse. serious!

After dinner, Xing Lang wanted to stay a little longer, but was ruthlessly driven away by Xing Ruoliu.

"I haven't seen you for more than a year, so you treat your father like this?"

"Then what do you want from me? Do you want to hug you and kiss you madly?" After Xing Ruoliu finished speaking, she closed the door.

Wan Zhihan "tsk tsk tsk" at the side, "I thought you wouldn't know how to communicate with people in society, but I didn't expect it to be so difficult to communicate with your dad."

"Where did you find it difficult?" Xing Ruoliu picked up Xiao Xin, took it into the bathroom, and cleaned it.

"At least treat your dad better. People say we haven't seen each other for more than a year. Hey, why haven't we seen each other for more than a year?"

"Are you allied with him? Why do you want me to treat you better?"

"..." She was just showing her true feelings. I believe my uncle also felt sorry for her being bullied, so he spoke for her!

"He runs around the world, it's strange to see him."

Wan Zhihan opened her mouth after hearing this, she seemed to understand something, "It can't be because of this, you have been staying at home alone, so you don't like to talk to others."

"Where did you put my mother?"

"..."

"And he only fell in love with traveling in recent years."

"Okay, pretend I didn't say anything." Wan Zhihan buried her face in the towel, she thought she had discovered the essential reason, and she had a small expectation that she could change her through communicating with her.

But she really wanted to change her, because she really wanted to be on the show with her and leave a memorial of their being together.

Moreover, isn't there some kind of animal therapy? Maybe she can improve her social fear. If she succeeds, then she will not be an Internet celebrity based on her face in the future, and she can develop new businesses and make a lot of money.

Immediately after climbing into bed, Wan Zhihan asked Xing Ruoliu to take a cute video, and then posted on Weibo, "I don't know if everyone is happy seeing me? I hope it can heal everyone's exhaustion after studying or working!"

After a while, many replies came, Wan Zhihan showed these replies to Xing Ruoliu.

"Look at the pig 1/1 every day."

"The student party is very happy! However, Goose still has two evening self-study sessions, let's live with a smile.jpg"

"I always look at it with a smile on my face, although I don't know what looks good 2333, Xiao Xin confesses to the master!"

"When's the next video?"

"When will the master show up!!!"

Xing Ruoliu had a cold face, "What do you want me to see?"

"You can see that everyone likes me very much, and I am very happy to see it."

"so?"

"Are you happy with me? Like talking to me?"

Xing Ruoliu glanced at the upper right corner of the phone, "There are still 23 minutes."

"Hey, hey!" Wan Zhihan snatched the phone, and hurriedly interacted with her cute little fans. The big lump of ice she got from Xing Ruoliu needs to be melted by the little angels!