Me and my ingredients were stunned

Xing Ruoliu felt as if she was in daylight, and the light made her unable to see clearly what was in front of her, so she dared not go forward.It wasn't until the person behind her pushed her that she took a helpless step forward.

Hearing Xiao Xin's uncomfortable "ow", she realized that she had stepped on Xiao Xin's hoof.

Netizens typed enthusiastic comments on computers or mobile phones:

"mdzz! Don't procrastinate!"

"What's going on! I came to see xx, where is xx!"

"Who is this person? I don't know him! I want to see SS!"

"The first breeder who came out was a little nervous, they are all on the same hands and feet, and my friend, you are too cruel to your baby, why don't you just drag it away?" One of the three hosts said with a smile, His calm expression made Xing Ruoliu even more embarrassed.

Xing Ruoliu was sweating all over, and his face was flushed.After hearing what the host said, she quickly stopped and hugged Xiao Xin. The people behind her almost bumped into her. After picking her up, she walked to the host.

The host gave up his position and asked the guests to stand in the middle.One of them asked, "Come on, let me introduce myself to everyone starting from this one."

"My name is... it's called Xiao Xin, and it's a pig." Xing Ruoliu said slowly.

"Huh? What's your name? You haven't said it yet."

"My name...it doesn't matter what my name is." She suddenly increased her volume.

The host fell back in shock, and said with a smile, "Why do you feel angry? Let me introduce your pet again. It's a pig, anyone can tell."

Xing Ruoliu Mingming stood upright, but felt like she was standing on her head, her brain was congested, and she couldn't think of anything, especially when the host continued to ask, which made her even more dazed.

Wan Zhihan couldn't stand it anymore, and hurriedly said, "She has many specialties, such as dancing and so on, I can't count them all."

Xing Ruoliu looked down in bewilderment.

"talk!"

Then she stuttered and repeated what Xiao Xin said.

"Dancing? To be honest, I've been following you since you posted the first video, but I haven't seen the dancing video. Please show it to us later. Let the next person introduce themselves first."

"My name is xx, and this is my cat master from planet m925. He is one year and six months old, and his special skill is repeated horizontal jumps."

"Hahahahaha, this master has an unusual obsession with this setting, he will show us his special skills later!"

Xing Ruoliu looked at the left side adoringly, why couldn't she say anything, and even asked the pig to teach herself how to speak.

"Why are you nervous? There is no audience, so you just pretend that no one is watching you and you're done?" Wan Zhihan started psychological counseling for Xing Ruoliu.

"Can't you see these cameras!" She lowered her head and yelled at Xiao Xin, and she just heard about the live broadcast, which made her feel more nervous than the live recording with audiences, although she hadn't experienced anything else recording.

At this time, the camera that had just gone to take pictures of the people next to it came back again, and gave Xing Ruoliu and the host next to him a close-up.

Because the host intervened in the middle of the self-introduction and the next one started, the topic was brought to Xing Ruoliu again, "Just now I heard that you talked to Xiao Xin very smoothly, why is it so difficult to talk to the audience?"

Xing Ruoliu's eyes were dead, and he pretended not to hear anything.

The scene was once embarrassing.

Wan Zhihan suddenly jumped up in her arms, grabbing the host's clothes with a fierce look.When she watched this show before, she thought it was fun for the host to embarrass the guests, but now she really wanted to scratch him to death!

"Hey, hey, are you angry? Haha, I didn't expect the little pig to protect the master. Well, I won't embarrass you. Please introduce yourself next."

There are a total of eight groups of guest pets and their owners, including three cats, three dogs, one pig and one snake.

After all the guests introduced themselves, the host asked the remaining seven to rest first, leaving Xing Ruoliu and Xiao Xin behind.

"Let me ask a question that everyone is curious about. Why did you think of raising pigs?"

"Because I think pigs are cute!" Wan Zhihan replied first, otherwise she would definitely say something very straightforward because they can be eaten after raising them, which would definitely not be liked by people.

"Well, because I think pigs are cute." Xing Ruoliu answered verbatim, and swallowed after speaking, feeling a little against her will.Just now the staff said that tens of millions of people were watching, but she lied in front of so many people.

"Tell the audience about the three moments you think are the cutest." The host asked while touching Xiao Xin's watery nose.

Wan Zhihan bit the host's hand, but quickly vomited it out, it's really unpalatable.

Xing Ruoliu's inner thoughts: When I bought it, it was quite cute, no matter in appearance or personality, but now the more I look at it, the less cute it is. In addition to the tired appearance, this personality is also annoying. The cute moment... really said not come out.

"Every moment is cute." Wan Zhihan reminded Xing Ruoliu again.

"Well, every moment is cute."

Netizens in front of the screen commented enthusiastically:

"Can't this person talk? Every sentence is ummmm, it's so annoying!"

"Cute? Are you blind!"

The host raised his finger, "Does the host think it's cute to bite me just now?"

"There is no cuter moment than this."

"Well, the cutest moment... huh?" Xing Ruoliu thought it wouldn't be annoying if she said it, but she had already said this, and she couldn't think of how to change it, "It's nothing more than this."

"Haha, it seems that the master has a big opinion on me." The host complained, "Come on, let's have some music, our little Xin and piggy are going to dance!"

As soon as the words were finished, the music started, and the three hosts took a few steps back to the back. At the same time, the lights turned into chasing lights, hitting Xing Ruoliu's body.

Xing Ruoliu stood in the center of the stage in a daze for a while, and after regaining consciousness, he flung Xiao Xin and hid in the dark.

Wan Zhihan was also a little dazed, although she knew that this was a routine of this show, she still didn't react when it was her turn.

After she regained her senses, she began to dance to the rhythm under the lights.It is said to be dancing, but it is actually just a strange twist.

Because she can't dance at all, even with a human body, let alone a pig's body.

But after all, none of the audience wanted to really watch a pig dance some gorgeous dance, the main purpose was to have fun, so Wan Zhihan danced wildly without fear of embarrassment.

Xiao Xin's dance successfully amused everyone.

After the music ended, the host stepped forward and commented, "I guess Xiao Xin should worship a master named Zhao Mingsi, who is so famous!"

"But the rhythm is still quite accurate." Another host rounded up the situation.

"Hey? Where's the master?"

Xing Ruoliu sneaked back to the backstage just now. Although there were not so many cameras pointing at her anymore, her heart beat faster because she was afraid that someone would show up and drag her up at any time, so that those people would ask her again, "Why?" Go down ah balabala".

"How did you get down?"

She turned her head abruptly in fright, and the frightened look on her face surprised the doctor too.She stammered and explained, "I... I have a stomachache."

"Go out of the toilet and turn left to the end."

"Ah, thank you." Xing Ruoliu hurriedly walked towards the bathroom, she happened to not know where to hide.

On the stage, Wan Zhihan also looked around, but couldn't find her, so she knew that she must have fled in despair.Although she was a little disappointed, she could only understand that if she stayed on stage any longer, her blood would explode.

"The master ran away and left you here, what should I do?" The host knelt down and teased Xiao Xin.

Wan Zhihan thought to herself, if it wasn't for the difference in height, she would have covered her face with a hoof, but she was so small that she couldn't even hit her knees when she jumped up.

"I'm angry." The host pointed to Xiao Xin and said to the camera.

Wan Zhihan took this opportunity to bite his finger again.

"Ouch, this pig is a dog!" The host stood up after saving his finger, and said, "Then next, we will invite this dog named Prince."

As soon as the prince was pulled up by his master, he threw himself on Xiao Xin.

Wan Zhihan screamed in fright, and then gave the prince a counter-kill, directly throwing the prince to the ground, seeing Corgi who was suppressed by her, she felt like she had won the light heavyweight champion of the animal world boxing match Same excitement.

Corgi wanted to pounce on it again, but was pulled back by the owner and hugged him.

Although it seemed that there was nothing wrong with Wan Zhihan, since no one pulled her down, she continued to stay on the stage and steal the spotlight.

This show is like this, there is only a general process, and the rest is up to the host and guests to play by themselves. Whoever is interesting will get more shots, and others can't be blamed for grabbing it.

Probably because she was required by the company to be aloof before, so now Wan Zhihan has completely let herself go on stage, not to mention other people, she herself feels scared.

At this time, the audience typed passionate words on the keyboard:

"This pig is too good at stealing the scene!! I want to see the prince!!"

"Zinc powder means that Xiao Xin has done a good job! I can watch Xiao Xin dance all day!"

"I was actually fanned by a pigsty??? exm???"

"Where did the master go? After finally showing his face, weeping angrily! I want to see the beautiful young lady!"

"Can you count? Xiao Xin will too, come here, don't run away, come and work!"

Faced with the host's call, Wan Zhihan immediately ran over to find a dog to compete with her. If she doesn't win, can she be worthy of her ancestors?

"Xiao Xin is really smart! Come on, stand here!"

first round.

"What is two plus two?"

"Wow wow wow!"

Wan Zhihan jumped around like in the video.After jumping, she felt that she was at a disadvantage, because the dog's crisp barking was more attractive than her jumping.

second round.

"What is three plus five?"

"Wow woof woof woof woof!"

"Hmph!" Wan Zhihan looked at the prince contemptuously, and this time she would answer with a cry, "Hmph, hum, hum!"

"Hey Xiaoxin, you can't do it. There is one more person. Okay, we are the champion of the first math cup of "Hey, Be Higher", student Wang Zi!"

Wan Zhihan: ...Obviously you misunderstood, why did you say I can't do it!

The third one was a big non-poisonous snake, which was entwined by its master, so it could be cute.

But Wan Zhihan still lost the aura of running all over the field just now, it's not that she has no energy, but that she is really scared.She is just a pig, if she acts rashly, she will be eaten... I guess.

So she lay on the side, silently watching the big snake's movements, if it attacked her, she would definitely run away.

But when the fourth came on stage, Wan Zhihan still lay on her stomach and didn't move.She also wants to move, and she also wants the camera, but she feels that she is sealed and unable to move. Generally speaking, she feels comfortable lying on her stomach and becomes lazy.

Even, she lay there and fell asleep.

When she woke up again, she was already on the table in the backstage dressing room, with a towel placed on her body.There were other people in the room, she glanced at the distance from the ground, she wanted to go out, but she couldn't, so she lay down again, thinking about sleeping again, it was almost time for Xing Ruoliu to pick her up.

Just when Wan Zhihan was sleeping unconsciously, a flat object appeared at the door. She thought her eyes were dazzled, she closed it again and opened it again, she jumped up in fright, and hid in the room tremblingly. in the corner.

This should be a dream! ?If it's not a dream...

Wan Zhihan screamed.

The big snake is about 1.2 meters long, and its whole body is already in the room at this time.It raised its head and glanced at the pig on the table, then slowly and desperately climbed up the table.

“唔啊啊啊——”万芷寒失声尖叫，完全没了思考的能力。But even if she has the ability to think, it is impossible for her to escape from this cliff-like place.

Today...she will fall into Shekou, right?

It seems that this body is not suitable for recording a program. She rolled down the stairs for the first time recording a program, and the second time, which seemed to be her last time, was slowly swallowed by a snake.

"Come here—help—"

Wan Zhihan yelled outside the door, hoping that someone would hear her voice and come in to take a look, because it only took one glance to tell that she was in a dangerous situation at this time.

The big snake had already climbed up, and was on the same plane as Wan Zhihan, with its tongue sticking out.

"Friend, friend! You are a good snake, you can't do cannibalism!" Wan Zhihan was so nervous that she began to communicate with the big snake, and she also began to think, whether it would be better for her to be eaten to death, or from Is it better to fall here and die?

The big snake ignored her words, and continued to twist its body and crawl towards her.

"Ah - it's so disgusting! Ahhh, it's so disgusting!"

The closer the big snake got, the fear in Wan Zhihan's heart was gradually replaced by nausea. She really felt that the snake was too disgusting....

Wan Zhihan felt her neck was suddenly bitten, and before she had time to think, she passed out.

Didn't you say... non-toxic?

A frightened voice sounded from behind: "Hello! Are you...are you alright?"

Wan Zhihan thought it was great, she didn't die.She wanted to support her body as usual, but she felt something was wrong.She opened her eyes, and what appeared in front of her was a face, Wan Zhihan's face.

"Damn it!?" She shrank back in fright, but immediately felt that half of her waist was hanging in the air, and then her waist was supported by someone.

"You, you, you! Are you sleeping here without clothes? Are you sick!" The staff stuffed the woman back, and then quickly took off her short coat to cover her body.When she came in just now and saw a naked body lying on the table, she thought it was a murdered corpse, but it turned out to be a living person. Isn't this a disease?

Wan Zhihan sat up, reached out to touch the mirror, and confirmed that it was indeed a mirror, and then she carefully confirmed her body.She was naked, but what surprised her more than being naked was that she... came back?

"Wan...you are Wan Zhihan?" The staff looked in the mirror and said in shock.

Wan Zhihan turned her head and asked, "Do you think I am Wan Zhihan?"

"It's... isn't it? Isn't it?" She had worked with Wan Zhihan before, so she shouldn't admit her mistake.

"Damn it, I'm Wan Zhihan!?"

The staff was dumbfounded.

"I...you...that, that, oh yes, can you help me find my clothes?" Wan Zhihan finally calmed down after taking a few deep breaths.

"Oh, good." The staff member nodded and walked out.

She stopped her, "Then what, don't forget your underwear."

"……it is good."

Wan Zhihan jumped off the table and went to the door to lock it, but found that the lock was broken.She came to a chair and sat down, stepped on the chair with her legs, and completely covered her body with the only coat she had.

She was so excited and surprised, she was so happy that she could fly!Although being naked bothered her a bit, but returning to her own body was enough to make it not a worry!

What about that thing in her body?Did you return to Xiao Xin's body?

She thought, after she changed her clothes, she must look for it first.

There was a knock on the door, and then the door was opened. Wan Zhihan turned her head and looked over. She thought it was the staff member just now, but unexpectedly, it was Xing Ruoliu.

Xing Ruoliu was stunned, and closed the door again.She just came to find Xiao Xin, why did she have hallucinations?She shivered and walked to another room.

"Hey!" Wan Zhihan immediately got up and wanted to chase after her, but she was still naked, how could she have the face to go out?Having said that, fortunately no one came in just now, and the first person who came in was a girl, otherwise she would have grabbed the ground with her head.

Then again, how did she return to her own body?She remembered being bitten by a snake, and then...then coming back?

Don't tell me sooner!How could she avoid snakes?Go straight up and let the snake bite!

The staff who took the clothes finally came.

"We don't have too many underwear here, maybe the size is not suitable for you..." the staff said, and handed over the clothes.

"Thank you, thank you, please go out first, I will return the clothes to you later." Wan Zhihan took it, watched her go out, and then quickly hid behind the door to change her clothes.

... The size of this underwear is indeed not suitable for her, it is two-thirds empty!The sense of disobedience is too strong, hey!

But Wan Zhihan put it on anyway, and after putting on the outer clothes, she felt that her breasts were astonishingly large.After she put on all the clothes, she walked out with her breasts shrunk.She is a star after all, and the backstage is all related to the entertainment industry, so everyone must know her. If she finds out that her breasts have grown so much, there may be some weird rumors.

Wan Zhihan hugged the staff's clothes and ran up. Before that, she thought of going to Xiao Xin first, but after Xing Ruoliu broke into the room just now, all she could think about was her.

She looked around, but couldn't find her, so she asked someone.

"The one who raises pigs?" The person being asked stared straight at Wan Zhihan's face, thinking that he had made a mistake. They didn't invite her, so why did she come here? "I don't know, let me call and ask for you."

"Okay, thank you." Wan Zhihan stared at the man and waited for a while, then she remembered something, and said, "No, no, please." She almost forgot that Xing Ruoliu was a person who didn't answer the phone, so she called The phone is useless.

Wan Zhihan ran backstage again, and finally found her in a dressing room, she was talking to someone.

It happened that the staff member who gave her the clothes was also there, and she returned the clothes to her, then she approached Xing Ruoliu and held her arm, she felt her arm trembling in her hand, and then she returned the clothes I saw the terrified expression on her face.

This is the second time Wan Zhihan met her in his own form... Wait, can the car accident be considered a meeting?

"Wan Zhihan? Why are you here? Aren't you filming "The Legend of Oo"?"

"Work is over early today." Wan Zhihan said something casually, then pulled Xing Ruoliu out.

Xing Ruoliu frowned and shook Wan Zhihan away, and said angrily, "I'm looking for Xiao Xin!"

Unexpectedly, she was thrown away by her, Wan Zhihan was also suddenly a little angry, and said in a voice no lower than hers, "Xiao Xin is right here!"

"Ah? Where?" Xing Ruoliu immediately calmed down, and asked with a begging look on his face.

Wan Zhihan pursed her lips, "I mean, it's in this place, I'll accompany you to find it."

"All right……"

Wan Zhihan stretched out her hand to pull Xing Ruoliu again, but she dodged her, she walked out after her, almost dying of anger!Not long ago, she was bouncing in her arms!

After going out, Xing Ruoliu knocked on the door next to her first, then opened the door, and was about to go in when her hand was pulled again.She was already anxiously angry because she couldn't find Xiao Xin, but now she was interrupted all the time. She turned her head to wait for Wan Zhihan with glaring eyes, and shouted, "What are you doing!?"

"I have something to tell you!" Wan Zhihan also yelled, pissed off, why is she the only one who treats her so badly?She doesn't do this to "Wan Zhihan" who has that thing as her soul, and she doesn't do that to "Xiao Xin" who has that thing as her soul. She only knows fierceness and fierceness towards her!

"Say."

"You...you come with me."

"Don't pull me!"

"Okay, okay, don't pull, don't pull."

Wan Zhihan took Xing Ruoliu into an empty room. Although no one could see them in this room, they were all watching on the way here just now.

"If you want to talk about it quickly, I still need to find Xiao Xin."

"I am Xiao Xin."