Me and my ingredients were stunned

Wan Zhihan sat on the sofa, looking for the feeling of an uncle, while simulating the conversation with Xing Ruoliu later in his mind.After thinking about it, she entered the scene, directly lifted her legs to the coffee table, and put her arms behind the sofa, full of style.

Soon, she was embarrassed.Because no one looked at her, even the air ignored her.She turned on the TV, relying on the sound of the TV to ease the embarrassment.

On the TV is the military agricultural channel, which is broadcasting scientific methods of raising pigs or something.Wan Zhihan remembered that when she first came to this house, she was watching this on TV.She watched it nostalgicly for a while at first, but when she thought of the wronged days before her, she immediately changed the channel.

After watching around, there was nothing interesting, so Wan Zhihan had to stop at a random variety show.

"Why haven't you recovered yet?" Wan Zhihan said impatiently, but her question didn't get a response, she was embarrassed for a while, and continued to shout, "Xing Ruoliu, can you move faster, you want to make the Am I starving to death?"

Xing Ruoliu rolled her eyes in the kitchen, added an extra spoonful of salt to the pot, and added another spoonful of salt, she must be salted to death!

Two minutes later, Xing Ruoliu walked out with noodles covered with two fried eggs and put them on the coffee table.

Wan Zhihan glanced at her face with satisfaction, and ordered again: "Go and get me a glass of water."

"There's no water, drink soup." After Xing Ruoliu finished speaking, she sat down and played with her mobile phone.

Wan Zhihan stared at her dissatisfied, but her eyes were sore, she didn't even look at her.Forget it, don't argue with her, Wan Zhihan bent down to eat noodles.She stretched out her right hand, but, "Where are the chopsticks?"

Xing Ruoliu glanced at her, "Go and get it yourself, you still want me to get it for you?" Who gave her the confidence to make her think that she would obey her orders obediently?

Wan Zhihan was so angry that her stomach hurt, she stood up to get the chopsticks, and changed her face when she came back.

"Let me taste the eggs you fried for me first." She said sweetly, picked up the eggs, and gave Xing Ruoliu a look.

And Xing Ruoliu looked down, "If you get it on the sofa, see if I don't kill you!"

"Can you be nice to me!" Wan Zhihan went on with her hands, returned the eggs to the bowl, and complained coquettishly.

Xing Ruoliu really finds it scary, her face is acting cute and coquettish here, and Xiao Xin's body is acting cute and coquettish, one just annoys her and the other makes her want to run away.Now she just wanted to run, she stood up, and was going to lie down in the bedroom, not wanting to see her.

"Hey!" Wan Zhihan hurriedly pulled her back, "Where are you going?"

Xing Ruoliu frowns and shakes her hand away, she has a shadow on her body contact, who knows if she will crawl along and rub her chest?It was terrible, thinking about how many times she had been rubbed by this person before, she wanted to chop off her hoof.

Wan Zhihan asked worriedly, "Are you going to the bathroom? Come back quickly, or I'll take your TV away."

"No more!" Xing Ruoliu sat down again and continued to look at her phone, she decided to just ignore her, "Hurry up and eat noodles."

"Okay!" Wan Zhihan finally took a bite of the egg with peace of mind. She was tired and ate little in the past two months, so she was so happy to be able to eat what she made now.But the happy mood disappeared when she tasted the taste. She turned her head to look at her, and asked with an egg in her mouth, "Your memory is already so bad? You let the salt go once, forget it again, put it in again." once?"

Wan Zhihan swallowed it with difficulty, but heard her say, "You have a poor memory! Your IQ is low! Wouldn't it be better if you put it in the soup?" She almost choked!

Wan Zhihan didn't want to talk to her anymore, if she continued talking to her, she might not be full, but full of anger.She bent over to eat, but the coffee table was too short, and her waist hurt from eating, so she just sat on the ground and ate comfortably.

While eating noodles, she measured the height of the tea table. She used to think it was a cliff, an obstacle that couldn't be overcome, but now she saw that it was really too short. If she really jumped off it, she would be fine.

I really regret not taking that step.

But if there is a gain, there is a loss, and there may be a gain, just like because she can't jump up and down, she can justifiably hold Bei Xing Ruoliu in her arms, and then rub against each other.

Wan Zhihan sighed, she was still rubbing against her, she couldn't even touch her.She was eating noodles desolately, compared with the lively games on TV, she looked even more miserable.But she turned her head to look at Xing Ruoliu, but saw that she didn't respond at all, and she was looking at the phone leisurely.

"Do you remember that I was your savior?" She suddenly remembered this, "If there is no me, there would be no you, do you understand? Look at your attitude towards me, is it the attitude towards your savior? "She doesn't want to rely on this to let her do things for her, but this attitude should be better!"

Hearing this, Xing Ruoliu finally put down the phone and looked at her, "I am very grateful that you gave your life to save people, really, but you are also really annoying."

Wan Zhihan: ...

"I, you..." Wan Zhihan didn't know what to say for a while, was she really annoying?She just talks to her normally, is this annoying?She felt like she had been taught to be human.

No, that's not the case, Wan Zhihan thought, Xing Ruoliu must find her annoying because she doesn't like to communicate with others, but in fact she is not annoying at all, she is obviously very ordinary.

Xing Ruoliu continued: "If you have any legitimate request, I can agree to it, as long as you don't act eccentric."

"Okay, don't say any more." Wan Zhihan started to eat noodles again, reflecting deeply.When did she get so pissed off?Hmm...it seems a bit.She studied her tone in her mind for a long time, and finally said, "Go and get me a glass of water."

"Okay." Xing Ruoliu got up, went to the kitchen to get a glass of water, walked out, and put it by Wan Zhihan's hand.

Wan Zhihan looked at her the whole time, seeing her sitting next to her, she asked again: "Can you let me hold hands?"

Xing Ruoliu:? ? ?

"Hold, pull?" Xing Ruoliu repeated in a strange and frightening way.

Wan Zhihan stretched out her hand and nodded, "Yes, hold hands."

"...No." Xing Ruoliu rejected her. Her tone and expression made her feel that the handshake was not just a handshake, but some kind of evil/religious missionary ceremony.

Wan Zhihan: ...

"You said that you can agree to any legitimate request. I don't want you to take off your clothes or something, and you don't even want to hold hands?"

"Take off, take off your clothes?" Xing Ruoliu stuttered in surprise, she tightened her clothes and looked at her, "You really are a pervert! Hooligan!"

"Huh? I didn't tell you to take off your clothes!"

"I know! But why do you use undressing as an example! Doesn't this mean that your subconscious is a pervert!?"

Hearing what she said, Wan Zhihan felt that it made sense.But she just wanted to take off her clothes, and she wasn't interested in other people. This... should be able to show that she is not a pervert, right?

But, how should she explain it?

If she said it straight, wouldn't she be driven away with a kitchen knife?She hasn't finished eating her noodles yet!

Wan Zhihan thought, maybe silence is the best way to deal with it.

Xing Ruoliu thought, did she acquiesce that she was a pervert?

Wan Zhihan finished eating the noodles and vegetables, leaving a whole egg, and an egg that she bit off.She saw that it had been soaked in the noodle soup for a long time, so the taste should have eased, but when she took another bite, it was still extremely salty.

She looked at Xing Ruoliu, "You can't blame me for wasting it, you forced me."

Xing Ruoliu glanced at the kitchen, and almost blurted out to let her keep it for Xiao Xin, but Xiao Xin was no longer there.She said, "Throw it away, the other one is not salty, you can't waste it."

"Really?" Wan Zhihan happily ate the other one, it really wasn't salty, it tasted just right, delicious!Speaking of which, her luck is really bad, good and bad are half, she can meet bad ones.Wait, this has something to do with probability!It was Xing Ruoliu who put the salty one on top, so she ate the salty one first!

Thinking about it, Wan Zhihan gave Xing Ruoliu a hard look, it's too bad!She is so kind, a kind person is bullied!Fortunately, she is not a horse!

Xing Ruoliu took the bowl she had finished eating and went into the kitchen to wash it.

Wan Zhihan followed up again, flatteringly praised, "It's so delicious, the noodles you made are so delicious, and the eggs are fried just right, wonderful, wonderful!"

Xing Ruoliu glared at her, "You are really annoying."

"..." Wan Zhihan was very sad, "Talk to me carefully, and make sure you won't be annoying."

"Come on, what are you talking about?"

Wan Zhihan thought for a long time, but she didn't know what to say, she couldn't say what she wanted to say, and she couldn't say what she didn't want to say...she didn't want to say it, so she was full of nonsense.She scratched her hair in annoyance, and glanced at the familiar bowl on the ground. She asked, "Why do you keep the bowl there? Isn't Xiao Xin dead? Are you lying to me?"

Xing Ruoliu took a look, "I forgot, you pick it up, I wash it and put it away."

"...You can forget this! How bad your memory is!" Wan Zhihan squatted down and roared, which made her happy for a while, thinking that Xiao Xin was actually alive and well, but went to bed early That's all.

"Don't say I have a bad memory! There is a reason for my bad memory!" Xing Ruoliu also yelled, she always felt that her bad memory was her own problem, but ever since she knew about it, she couldn't listen to others saying that she had a bad memory .

Wan Zhihan put the bowl on the sink, "Why are you so fierce! I'm not too fierce!"

"You really have no breasts!"

After Wan Zhihan listened, she blinked her eyes and reacted for a long time before realizing it. She covered her chest and said, "You, rascal!" She didn't expect that one day she would be teased/molested by her, and it didn't feel bad!

Xing Ruo Liuhong screamed in her ears, "Get out!" She felt that she could no longer read Weibo. She is such an innocent person, but she will be called a hooligan one day, and it will be a real hooligan!

Wan Zhihan still didn't leave. Seeing that she was about to finish washing, she followed her out, "You said there is a reason for your poor memory, what do you mean?"

"Didn't you say you were the one I hit on a bike when I was a kid? That's it! I'm out of my mind!"