Me and my ingredients were stunned

1452 is from the n78 planet, she is the chief of the army.

One day, the order to invade/invade the water polo (Earth) was issued from above, and the troops were dispatched, and the army of 1452 happened to be ordered, so the next day, 1452 led the army to embark on the road to the water polo.

But who knew that the higher-ups forgot to contact the next-door planet in advance. As a result, when the spaceship was launched, it collided violently with the tourist spaceship of the next-door planet.

The 78 spaceship of n608 crashed into the water polo by mistake and fell into the barren desert, but when everyone disembarked from the spaceship and assembled, they found that their heads were missing.

1452 woke up and found herself squeezed by various smelly things. She tried to climb out, but she realized that her body was too small to climb out.Fortunately, the noise she made made a water polo person discover her.

The water polo man looked at her with his mouth wide open in surprise, and then carried her out.

"My mother, this is a ghost!"

"Didn't the pig die before?"

"Yes! I'm scared to death! What should I do?"

"I, I, I have a solution. Someone placed an order to buy a pig just now. You send this one over."

"Isn't that bad? What if this pig is cursed?"

"It is precisely because of this that we have to sell it quickly!"

1452 realized that this was a small shop selling fake fragrant pigs. They dyed ordinary pigs and sent them to buyers who wanted to buy fragrant pigs. They were not good people.And after she saw their future, she sneered, and sure enough, there was no good end for these two people.

The army of planet n78 has an intelligence team and a force team. When they want to invade/invade a certain planet, they first send the intelligence team to investigate the situation, and then send the force team to invade. 1452 leads the intelligence team, and her ability is considered top-notch on the entire planet. She knows all the abilities imaginable. Of course, this is not something that just anyone has. Talent and hard work are indispensable.And looking at a person's past and future is one of her abilities.

During the days in the courier box, 1452 tried to open the courier with his own ability, and also used other abilities, but only a few of them were useful.She and everyone on their planet did not expect that there would be such incompletely evolved creatures on the water polo. Once attached to such creatures, they would have to wait for rescue.

1452 came to this house with his own pig body.The home is very simple, but in 1452's eyes, it's not simple, it's called shabby, on planet n78, she has never seen such a house.

This made her feel that invading the water polo is an extremely simple matter. She only needs to be rescued back to the planet, report the situation, and soon occupy the water polo.

The reason why 1452 thinks this way is because she hates this place so much, it doesn’t fit her at first glance, and after a very difficult visit, her soul and body are separated. pot!

"what……"

1452 can no longer observe the world through that vent, because the express box is opened.But what does this woman's disappointed tone mean? She's not happy to raise her anymore, right? She also just doesn't want to stay in this poor place. It's best to throw her out so that the rescue team can find her better.

She was picked up and she looked at the woman's face.Although she is very dissatisfied with her and everything on this water polo, she also has to admit that she looks good, better than the original state of their planet.It's just that the people of planet n78, at her level, can transform into any shape at will. They can be as beautiful as they want, and even more beautiful if they want to be more beautiful.

She was put on the sofa, and she watched the woman pack up other things, and after finishing, the woman sat on the sofa and teased her.

1452 was an officer with many subordinates, but at this time he was reduced to the point where he was used for fun.She was so upset that she bit the woman's hand.The woman was very angry, but she was very happy. She hoped that the woman would throw her out, but she didn't. She just scolded her a few words, then continued to take care of everything about her, and even made a small nest for her.

After living in this house for two days, 1452 felt that it was not as bad as she imagined.But... why is the speed of the rescue team so slow?She had heard before that someone's army had an accident on another planet, and they could be rescued within a day. Could it be that it was all the lines from the above?

Time continued to pass, and one day in 1452, while watching TV, she suddenly realized that the distress signal she sent was useless, because the TV was not affected by her radio waves at all.

...She didn't expect her body to be so broken that she couldn't even send a signal!

"Why doesn't it grow up?"

"do not know."

"Although I heard that this kind of pig doesn't grow up big, it doesn't mean that it can't grow up from such a small size, right? It's so small. The ones I saw on the Internet were two or three times bigger than this."

One day a woman came to this house and had the above conversation with that woman.

On the second night, 1452 no longer restrained the growth of this body, allowing it to grow to about two or three times its current size.

The woman was a little surprised when she woke up, but she didn't respond soon.But what she didn't expect was that from this day on, she was carried to bed and slept with a woman.

The woman said: "I saw you were too young before, and I was afraid of pressing you down. Now we can sleep together."

Although the woman has no expression, 1452 can tell that she is very happy, and she is also a little happy.

While sleeping at night, 1452 watched this woman's life on a whim.

She saw the spaceships 789 and 35 of their planet in the woman's past. At that time, the spaceship of planet n78 was not as advanced as it is now, and it was not as big as it is now. The spaceship fell directly on the road, and the impact caused two little girls on bicycles beside fall down.

The two little girls stared at 789 dumbfounded, and then 789 resorted to his amnesia*, and helped them revise their memories, making them think they had bumped into each other. 789 also left the n78 planet logo on the two little girls, in order to calculate the time difference between n78 and water polo based on the age changes of the two.

1452 looked at the sleeping woman, she didn't know whether she came to this home by pure fate or because of that sign.

She saw another strange woman in the woman's future. The two seemed very close, and they also made behaviors that made 1452 incomprehensible.She was so frightened that she didn't dare to look any more, she lay on the bed like a pig, thinking that women and women can be together on the water polo?This is really information that none of the seniors who came to the water polo had collected before. She must report this matter to her superiors.

And 1452 noticed that this strange woman was actually the other of the two little girls 789 met.

If this is not fate, what is it? After 1452 returns to the planet, he must tell 789, because his unintentional action led to a marriage on the water polo.But she knew that 789 would definitely say, "You went to the water polo and got some useless information? What about their combat effectiveness? How many people do we need to send to occupy the water polo?"

1452 doesn't want to invade the water polo anymore. Every previous invasion has made the planet dirty and smelly. There are corpses of creatures everywhere. It's disgusting.She didn't want this woman to see those things, and she didn't want her to be a part of them.

But when she woke up the next day, 1452 changed her mind again, because it was impossible for her to betray her own planet. Everything was arranged by her superiors, but she would find a way to make them change their minds.

Almost two months have passed.

1452 finally waited for the chance to be rescued.

It was a car accident. When it was separated from the body, 1452 took the opportunity to enter the body.At first, she wanted to enter that woman's body, but unexpectedly, she entered the body of her rival in love.This body has been severely damaged by the collision, and it is impossible to save it with the medical technology of water polo.She sneered, she didn't expect that woman would still have her in the future, because of her, this body function can be repaired, and she can be with her.

1452, who was lying in the hospital, became more and more unhappy when he thought about it. She actually saved the life of his love rival?If the owner of this body hadn't come to save them, she could have completely saved the two of them by entering that woman's body, without the participation of this body at all.Everything is blamed on 789, all because of broken fate!

When the woman came to see her for the first time, she was stopped by the manager of this body. The second time, she set up a space for the woman to pass through, so the woman entered her ward without going through the manager.

But 1452 didn't tell the woman that she was her pet, she didn't say anything, she was a little tangled before, but seeing her, she completely lost the complicated and tangled emotions, she wanted to use this body to be with her.If you are discovered by your superiors, then wait until you are discovered before trying to find a solution.

1452 was not a kind person, and at the same time she was a person who gave up easily.After getting in touch with Xing Ruoliu for a period of time, she found that she was not interested in her at all, and even hated her, because she deleted all contact information with her, so she couldn't contact her at all.This body is also busy with work, so she can't find time to meet her more often in order to prevent people from finding out that something is wrong.

Finally, she gave up and she started calling for help.In the future she saw, that Wan Zhihan was really Wan Zhihan himself, not her.Besides, she and Xing Ruoliu are not from the same planet at all, she has been messing around from the beginning.

On planet n78, the rest of the people on the spaceship were rescued back to the planet, but 1452 could not be found for a long time. No matter how anxious they were, it would be useless if they could not receive the signal.But later, the higher-ups said that no matter what method they used, they had to find 1452, so everyone adopted the most stupid method, which was to use the camera on the spacecraft to mark out the area where 1452 disappeared, and then search for every piece of information carefully.

It took them two days to find 1452's partially damaged body.After being transported back to the planet, the body was repaired.But they haven't found 1452's inner body for a long time.

After two months, it was finally confirmed. They did not expect that 1452, which they were proud of, would be possessed by such a lowly creature.They created a chance to save 1452, but...

Above: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ What use is it for you! This tm can save the wrong!

The crowd trembled.

Within two days, on planet n78, they finally received the signal from 1452, and they successfully found her, but just a second before she was about to board the spaceship, the mobile phone on the bed vibrated.

1452 walked back and saw that it was a WeChat message from Xing Ruoliu.

"I don't know why you are not my friend anymore, I added you again, and now I have something to tell you."

Seeing WeChat, 1452 was at a loss. Didn't she delete hers?But now, it's useless to understand the matter, she has to go back, if she doesn't go back, these people will kill her right away.She discussed with the visitors and asked them to go to the water polo to see the scenery first, and then she called Xing Ruoliu here.She knew what she was going to tell her, she already knew that Xing Ruoliu knew that Wan Zhihan was inside that pig, so she must have come to let them change it back.

She could completely ignore Xing Ruoliu, because Wan Zhihan would return to her body tomorrow, but before leaving the earth, she still wanted to meet Xing Ruoliu.

Xing Ruoliu saw 1452's first reaction, and asked, "Is this the real you?" This is too good looking, prettier than all the star actors she knows, what the hell is this?

"Probably." After 1452 answered, he told Xing Ruoliu all the objective facts, including the fact that 789 accidentally destroyed her brain when modifying her memory.

But she didn't tell her how she was feeling.

"That is to say, you are leaving now?"

"You're much calmer than I thought."

"Hmm." Xing Ruoliu thought, after all, she had experienced suddenly understanding the words of animals, and suddenly making Xiao Xin bigger, smaller and more beautiful. She also knew that it would definitely not be a common thing, and she did not have such a thing It was too unexpected, and she was quite calm, "Then I can understand the language of animals, is it you...?"

1452 shook his head, "I didn't do this on purpose, and I have no reason, but it may be because of me, or it may be because your brain knows it by itself. After all, the human beings on the water polo are still very low-level and not fully developed. By the way, You made that pig smaller because of me, because you said you wanted to control its size at will."

"...You are just low-level, and our planet is called the Earth." Xing Ruoliu asked here, "The language on your planet should be different from that on Earth, how do you understand it?"

1452 sneered, fortunately she was not with her, otherwise she would be stupid to death, it would be more appropriate to go back to n78 and find someone with her ability to be with her, "So you are low-level, our brains can control all the planets in the universe The language of the universe is automatically translated into the universal language, and vice versa."

Xing Ruoliu's expression didn't change, "Wow, that's amazing. Wait, there are so many dialects in our country alone, and there are languages ​​and dialects from other countries, are they all okay?"

1452 rolled his eyes speechlessly.

"Okay, I understand." Xing Ruoliu, as an earthling with fish lips, could only worship.

"Then I'm leaving, do you want to see our spaceship with your own eyes?"

"Is it okay? After I read it, won't you erase my memory? Then I read it for nothing?"

"Do you want to keep this memory?"

Xing Ruoliu nodded, thought for a while and said, "There are also Wan Zhihan's, let's keep them too."

1452 looked at her, and finally nodded.

So Xing Ruoliu saw something completely different from the ufo she imagined outside the window of Wan Zhihan's house. The shape of the spaceship was like a capsule magnified countless times. With the permission of 1452, she touched the spaceship Although I don't know the material, it feels very powerful.

"With this material, you will not be able to make it in another 1 years on the earth."

"Please go."

1452 boarded the spaceship, waved to Xing Ruoliu, and then she walked in with a sullen face.

"Wait! Xiao Xin!"

1452 turned back, with a look of contempt, "Our spaceships are all safe, and generally there will be no accidents, unless something unexpected happens, but if it does happen, it's useless to be careful."

Xing Ruoliu:? ? ?

"Who told you to be careful, I mean Xiao Xin, what should Xiao Xin do? You are not in its body, and Wan Zhihan is not in its body..."

"It's dead! To be precise, it never lived!" 1452 roared and closed the hatch.

The spaceship took off immediately and quickly disappeared from Xing Ruoliu's sight.

Xing Ruoliu poked his head out of the window and looked at the place where the spaceship disappeared, feeling incredible. This spaceship doesn't even use fuel?