Every shikigami is me [Comprehensive Manga]

The planet where General Hahacha is located has a special feature, that is, everyone has complete face blindness. Although Muwei and Hahacha have very similar appearances, they can only identify their own generals. Relying on the single horn on the forehead!

That is to say, if Mu Wei covered the horn on his forehead, Hahacha's subordinates might regard him as an intruder who broke into the general's tent.

"Haha Master Cha's horns are still so perfect, this kind of jade-like luster, no matter how many times you look at it, it will make you feel refreshed." After seeing Mu Wei for the first time, the two subordinates did not rush to say what they wanted To convey the news, he admired the horn on his forehead.

The other subordinate who was standing next to him looked at the guy who spoke with some disdain, and then said: "I always feel that the word refreshing is a bit weird, and yearning may be more appropriate. However, haha ​​tea How can an adult’s horn be described by human’s crude words? This is simply a miracle of the Creator!”

Mu Wei looked at the two subordinates who had been saying compliments, and suddenly felt an urge to reveal her identity, and then fight them directly.

However, in the next second, the curtain of the tent was opened again, and a man with long hair who was not tall but had an astonishing imposing manner walked in from the outside. He held an umbrella in his hand, and did not move it until the whole person entered the tent. The umbrellas are put away.

The first time he saw that man, Mu Wei could feel the bloody smell on his body, it was a kind of stench that could not be lingered on his body until he didn't know how many lives had to be killed.

Another thing Mu Wei could feel was that the other party was really strong, very strong, and might even be stronger than him in this posture!

"I heard that in the eyes of Prince Haha Cha, the so-called earthlings are no different from bedbugs. I never thought that he would like the clothes and musical instruments of earthlings." The xylophone is a little surprised.

General Hahacha, Master Hahacha, Prince Hahacha... After hearing the third title of Hahacha, Mu Wei no longer knew who the guy was stuffed behind the curtain.

However, under the terrifying eyes of that man, Mu Wei still pretended to smile relaxedly, and then said: "There is a saying on the earth called 'Know yourself and the enemy, and you can win a hundred battles', I think it's quite reasonable."

"I didn't expect you to be quite interesting, and it's not in vain for you to spend so much money to cooperate with Chunyu." The man twitched the corners of his mouth, showing an expression that wasn't exactly a smile, "It's getting late , you have a good night's rest first, and we will continue to discuss cooperation matters tomorrow."

The man turned and left the tent as he said that, but now Mu Wei's ability to sense the surroundings is much stronger than before, so he can feel the man's spirit shrouded in the vicinity, and immediately attack if there is any trouble.

"Who is that person?" Mu Wei speculated from what the man said before, he probably had never seen Haha Cha before, so he directly asked the two guys standing beside him like this.

"That's Chun Yu's super big shot!" Naturally, the two subordinates of Hahacha were the ones who spoke. Compared with the human horn, the unicorns they have are of different lengths, cloudy colors, and weird shapes.

Because the planet where Haha Tea is located has a deformed worship of unicorns, those guys with ugly unicorns can only become inferior people throughout their lives.

However, these two guys were "fortunate" to be by Hahacha's side, so they also knew something about the man just now.After Mu Wei's oblique inquiries, he finally had a certain understanding of the character of Haha Cha.

Hahacha, they come from a rich planet in the universe, and they are one of the largest races on the planet. Leaving aside the deformed obsession with unicorns, every clansman with an ordinary unicorn will not work even if he never goes to work from birth to old age. To enjoy a life of wealth and glory.

But the prince of this race, Hahacha, is a person who thinks out of the way, and once he makes up his mind, he can't be pulled back.Just like this time, Hahacha heard that one of his "enemies" is developing on the earth, and has occupied a large territory on the earth, so he decided to come to the earth with him, and he must become stronger than that guy General!

Dominate the earth and rule the weak earthlings!

Because of the money, Hahacha already owned the most advanced spaceship and the most advanced weapons before leaving his own planet, but because the people under his command were born in a peaceful living environment, almost none of them had combat factors.

In order to make Hahacha’s life on Earth smoother, and to keep his precious son from being bullied by others on Earth, Hahacha’s father reached an agreement with Chunyu, a cosmic pirate who is developing on Earth, hoping that the huge capital investment will allow Chunyu to appoint a powerful The fighting power protects Haha Cha.

So, for the sake of the money to buy a planet, the Seventh Division of Chunyu, who was just about to come to Earth for vacation, took over the task.

And the combat power of the Seventh Division of Chunyu is almost composed of the strongest race in the universe, the Yetu, and its division head was once known as the strongest Yetu—Ye Wang Fengxian!

That is, the man who gave Mu Wei a strong sense of oppression just now.

Because Hahacha was very excited about this trip, he set off from his own planet to Earth two days in advance, and stationed in a place with few people around Edo, and planned to find a more pleasing headquarters.

It is also because of Hahacha's early departure that he arrived on Earth earlier than the Seventh Division of Chunyu who should protect him, and Yewang Fengxian will not advance his schedule because of someone he despises.

So, Mu Wei broke into Hahacha's tent just before Ye Wang Fengxian and the others arrived, almost the same as breaking into an empty door.If it was a few minutes later, maybe Mu Wei would have to fight these Yetus from the Seventh Division of Chunyu.

"Master Haha Cha, since our thugs have arrived, can we set out to teach the village that killed more than 100 of us yesterday?"

Just as Mu Wei was digesting the background situation, the subordinate with the gray horn next to him asked.

Although most of those people were mercenaries they hired along the way, because of being slapped in the face by the people on Earth, Haha Tea was so angry yesterday that he almost rushed over with the most powerful weapon.

"No, there's no need." Mu Wei blurted out, and then added, "The gentlemen from Chunyu have just arrived. The journey is tiring, and it's time to take a good rest. How can you bother them with such trivial matters?"

Hearing what Mu Wei said, another subordinate who had only a short black horn on his forehead said with tears in his eyes: "Master Patriarch will be very pleased, Mr. Haha Cha, who has a perfect horn, has become such a mature man." Reasonable child!"

After letting Hui and Hei's subordinates leave, Mu Wei felt that Ye Wang Fengxian's surveillance of the tent had also weakened a lot, so he went behind the curtain to look at Hahacha who was fixed there by him.

Mu Wei first found something to plug his mouth, then tied him to a chair next to him, and then released the spell on him.

"Don't talk, don't move, otherwise I will make you unable to speak for the rest of your life." Mu Wei threatened once very seriously, and then saw that Haha Cha nodded quickly.

Looking at the guy in front of him who was almost exactly like him, Mu Wei really felt that this was a very unique experience.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu~

"Do you have something to say?" Mu Wei asked tentatively, and then saw Haha Cha nod again.

Putting the xylophone by his hand to make sure he could stop Hahacha in the first place, Mu Wei reached out and removed the thing stuffed in Hahacha's mouth.

I was already prepared for the other party to curse and abuse me at the first sentence, but it was unexpected and reasonable, the first sentence Hahacha said was——

"What a beautiful unicorn! I didn't expect to be able to see my perfect unicorn from such a perfect angle. I'm simply the happiest person on the planet!" Looking carefully at the unicorn on Mu Wei's forehead, "I knew that neither the mirror nor the photo can describe one percent of the beauty of my unicorn!"

"Why is there an existence so similar to me here? Could it be my father..."

"..." Mu Wei looked at the guy in front of him and was silent for a while, then asked tentatively, "If you stop harassing that village, I will let you go, and of course you have to act as if you have never seen me before." , Otherwise, after you fix yourself, find a place to bury you alive!"

"Don't!" Hahacha suddenly looked at Mu Wei pleadingly and said, "Don't go, you finally found someone who has the same horn as mine, you just need to do me a favor, I swear that there will be no one in this camp. All people will not harm the people of Earth in this lifetime!"

In fact, what Hahacha didn't say was that although he was furious because of the annihilation of more than 100 mercenaries before, when he saw the video recording the battle at that time afterwards, he was completely petrified!

Don't all the people on earth have such terrible fighting power?What kind of material is used for the wooden knife that can cut through the muzzle of the gun?And the guy who uses magical spells is just like the gods in the legends of their planet!

Seeing such a scene, Hahacha had long since dared not attack that village again, and even wanted to leave this terrible place of the earth in the next second!

But when he thought of the Haikou he boasted in front of his clan and his father, the large amount of wealth his father gave Chunyu, and the "enemies" who might laugh at him, Hahacha was already caught in a dilemma.

At this time, a mysterious man who has the same unicorn as himself, and even possesses the magical power to immobilize people, who can talk to each other with a smile under the sight and aura of the legendary Night King Fengxian appeared in Hahacha's In front of them, it is simply the blessing of the gods in their clan!

"Please join me in letting the name of Haha Tea shine on the entire blue planet!"

Mu Wei: "No!"

"Please help me!" Hahacha burst into tears, "We brought a lot of weapons this time. If you don't help me, these weapons will bring terrible things to the people on Earth! I don't care, but you ..."