your teammate

Needless to say, Ramos probably regarded him as a person who could lie down and ask for sex in order to transform back into a human being, no matter who the object is.

Oh... fuck.

This is the same thing, what kind of image does Ramos have in mind?

Peake's hand to smooth the cat's fur froze for a moment.

Hell, who would look at the person they like like this?

Cristiano shook his head, "That was just angry words, he didn't look at you like that."

The kitten didn't jump up to retort, Pique was dubious, "Then why is he angry? I can kiss him now?" He really wanted to ask Ramos himself what misunderstood him.

"No!" Cristiano hurriedly stopped, and poured out the words discussed by the two of them to Pique's suspicious eyes, "His curse is not the same as yours, it's not very good to temporarily change back into a human, just like... Do you understand the little mermaid kind? Anyway, there is a price, so he couldn’t calm down and talk to you after you made such a fuss yesterday and suddenly changed back to a human. But it’s all right now. ——If you don’t believe me It won’t just be delivered like this.”

Chris explained vaguely, and many places could not withstand scrutiny, but Pique frowned, leaving those details and even his own problems behind, and only asked solemnly, "What price? Is it serious?"

"It's not serious, but I can't say it. It's not aimed at you, and no one in the club knows about it." This is not a lie, Cristiano said with full confidence.

Pique still wanted to ask, but was taken away first, "I still have to catch the plane, you can ask Ramos slowly in the rest of the day, there is only one piece of advice, don't use command sentences to him, want to do it Discuss everything with him first, especially your 'intimate contact' or something, okay?—this is his luggage, everything you may need is in it, you can see for yourself."

Real Madrid No. [-] dropped a string of suspicious words, and walked away in a hurry, leaving Pique with only time to spit out an "oh" after the door was closed, and the little boy in his arms who raised his head because the movement of smoothing hair stopped. The cats looked at each other.

Be disgusted.

Was despised.

"The Little Mermaid?"

After Pique hugged Ramos and sat back on the sofa, he took the kitten with both hands and placed it at eye level with him to ask questions. He asked seriously, but he didn't mean to be joking.

If cats can roll their eyes, Ramos must have.

He mentally rolls his eyes wide at his headline stupid metaphor and Peek's IQ of counting on making eye contact with a cat.

#My club teammates and national team teammates are all idiots, what should I do?

Ramos tried to put his head under Pique's palm to do some mental construction, but in the end he didn't jump directly, but chose to turn around and walk down Pique's arm.

(What do you think this stupid big guy is doing so tall and still raises his hand so high? Isn’t this embarrassing!)

Fortunately, Pique was not too stupid to be hopelessly stupid. When Ramos' little paw scratched his pocket, he reacted in time, took out his phone, unlocked the screen, and used it at an angle suitable for kittens and that he could see clearly. Hands leaning upright on his thighs.

Ramos poked open the notepad and typed in satisfaction, unaware that he didn't have to sit on Pique's lap to do this.

[Eh, right? 】

"You know the scope of Chris's knowledge. For example, there is a problem with the analogy, and it's not that serious." It seems that Ramos got what Pique was asking.

However, Pique was not very convinced. Combined with Ramos's attitude of avoiding him like a snake/rathering death than surrendering yesterday, and now looking back, he is indeed a bit deliberately alienated. He deeply doubts that what Ronaldo gave is some kind of genuine metaphor.

"Is there really no setting for walking like stepping on the tip of a knife?" Pique asked cautiously. If it was true—he felt a tightness in his stomach—it would be hard for him to forgive himself.

"...You are really on the same level as Chris." Ramos can be said to be very helpless.

Peake interpreted this as ambiguity, "You know we can still find a way to explain why you didn't show up at night."

"It's not necessary, there's really no such stupid setting—it's good to take this opportunity to end this matter in the team."

"Okay," Pique reluctantly accepted with a sigh of relief, "then there is no setting that if you don't stab your loved one to death, the bubble will disappear when you come back?"

mdzz Chris.

Ramos complained again in his heart about his own top card that caused this series of stupid questions.

But to be honest, if he insists that he would rather be a cat than turn back into a human temporarily with Pique, and he still can't find a way to lift the curse, then Sergio Ramos and Sergio Ramos as humans will disappear. What's the difference?

It was something he had been avoiding thinking about.

"Also! No!! Yes!!!!!!!" The kitten pawed a long series of exclamation marks to express its dissatisfaction.

"That's good - I'm just asking, after all, you can't stab me with a knife like this, right? My little mermaid?" Pique seemed to like this stalk very much, and couldn't stop teasing.

He thought about it in his heart, and was very satisfied with the expression of "mine".

There is also a trap here, that the person stabbed to death should be a loved one.And someone doesn't seem to notice.

"Hehe, if killing you can solve this crap, I won't hesitate." The kitten turned around and showed off its [sharp] claws in a demonstrative manner, but in fact the person opposite only saw the little pink tender claws. How cute are the meat pads.

"Then I am your true love, of course I am willing to die without regret." Pique responded as if confessing.

"..."

Ramos almost froze, retracted his claws stiffly, and kept looking up at Pique in a daze.

I am most afraid of the sudden silence of the air.

Pique didn't think about it at all just now, and just followed the words instinctively, only then did he realize what he said, and immediately shut his mouth and looked at Ramos nervously.

He remembered how Ramos denied it yesterday as if he had been fired.

He didn't expect that it was the second half of the sentence that really silenced Ramos.

Willingly, die without regret.

Hehe, it's really easy to say.

Ramos still remembers Pique's earlier sentence "It's impossible!"

He completely cut off the expectation he didn't want to admit when he was persuaded by Chris to show Pique the conditions to lift the curse.

Every time I was controlled by others after that, it was just a merciless mockery of myself who had (/ still) had expectations.

Ramos never thought of himself as a duplicitous and girly guy like Chris (—seriously who would wear flowers in his head and call himself handsome?)

It took less than a drink to realize and admit to liking Pique.

From realizing that Peake came to the door for official business to restore the human form to ask for sex, to deciding not to eat for nothing anyway, it only took a time for the refractory spongy body to congest again.

It is judged unilaterally that Pique has no more feelings for himself than enemies and friends.

Unilaterally reject Pique's contact.

It is his own business to unilaterally decide to like Pique, and they can still maintain the past relationship, and this will not have any impact on him.

He thought that if he confessed his feelings and made a decision, the matter would be over.

He was clearly wrong.

The knife is already in the heart.

You can fool yourself with your mind that it doesn't exist.

Reality can still stir the handle of the knife and force you to remember with pain.

And this is such touching pain.

Pique said only "I can help you" from beginning to end, and they all knew where his boundaries were tacitly.

But when he said "willingly, die without regret", it seems that he can really do it.

Ramos almost believed it.

Then he watched Pique's expression change from deep and enthusiastic to cramped and tense.

Do you feel guilty when you find yourself saying things you can't do?

It seems that this is really embarrassing. Has anyone ever seen this heartless bastard show such an expression?

It doesn't have to be that way.

There should never be anyone between them who is sorry and who should make concessions for whom.

Ramos meow lowered his head and turned around, and said in his usual disdainful tone, "Who cares, no one wants you to do that."

[It's just very unlucky, after all, what is needed here is a little more than what you can give. 】

Chris said, "sese, you have to listen, see, feel, and trust your own judgment."

This was one of the few times when the three-year-old friend made Ramos realize: Oh, so he is actually older than me.

Now, Ramos thinks he's tried.

He trusts his own judgment.

It's not a good feeling at all.

teasing a cat

"Hey, let's not talk about this, have you had breakfast?" Pique reminded himself not to quarrel with a cat, even if he loves to fight with Ramos, he knows it's too stupid, "Also, are you Litter box or toilet? Just in case I bought one and put it in the toilet, want to see first? Or did Chris bring it for you?"

"..."

Great, this topic has been changed so beautifully (sheng) bright (ying).

Ramos returned a disdainful look.

It's a pity that the objection was ineffective, and he was finally held by the Catalan who was obviously self-indulgent and wanted to show off. He went to the toilet to watch the basin.

——The first moment I saw it, I immediately poked 1 sneering expressions on the screen.

That is a red and blue color scheme, with the Barcelona team logo, shit pot

Seriously, no kidding, Barcelona still has this kind of peripherals? ? ?

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