your teammate

Now, Ramos, who was complaining about his teammates for not taking good care of the kitten, couldn't help but laugh out loud.

It would be naive to think that he would appease. Facing the full version of Pique, the Real Madrid captain would only add insult to injury, "I thought their IQ would let you catch mice and eat them yourself."

Can it still make people eat well!

Pique forked a hard-boiled egg and stuffed it into Ramos' mouth, "Shut up! This means that their IQ is normal, and your old man's brain can't keep up. ——If you dare to say this again, believe me or not Feed you a mouse for the first time. Of course," added the mischievous little prince of Barcelona, ​​with a grin, "live."

[Obviously someone didn't think about it, when he really had the opportunity to feed Ramos/Meow, he didn't think about it at all. 】

Surprisingly, Ramos was not angry. He chewed and ate the egg, and licked his lips very deliberately when he was done, "Thank you, I came in a hurry this morning, and I'm not very full." Then he showed an obvious Contrived senior smile, "You know, I've always been very magnanimous to 'junior'."

Pique choked for a moment. He didn't know whether it was because of the previous action or the last sentence. He curled his lips, buried his head in his meal, and ignored him.

Cut, you are more than generous.

Think I haven't seen Jesse give a kiss, Isco hits his chest and pinches his ass?

What kind of "dirty" understanding do you Real Madrid have about the relationship between your predecessors and seniors?

Cough, Mr. Chairman, is your focus a bit crooked?

In short, the meal was finished quickly and smoothly, and then they held hands, oh no, tied hands to find the head coach.

Lopetegui seemed very sorry to see Pique turned back into a human [not], after all, the kitten is much cuter than himself, and he glanced at the wrists of the two and felt that the matter was not simple.

After Ramos roughly explained the situation of the two, he recommended to the coach a whole set of hand-in-hand training plans.

The rhetoric includes but is not limited to "I have done this before and the media responded well (the photos are all of me holding Pique in love with each other, and the girls are crazy about it)", "There are more young people in the team, just a new round of team Education (to save me from having to imitate Cassie and pull them all into the bedroom to mobilize, there are too many people and it’s very hot", "It can also be used as an action to respond to those fans booing Pique What do you think (ask about suicide)", "You can't just let the two of us be tied together, and the reporter can't make use of the problem (although the two of us are always the ones to shoot anyway), and it's not good if Pique doesn't show up."

Ramos spoke eloquently. Pique listened to the whole process quietly without interrupting. If Cassie Puyol was here, I am afraid that he would be so happy that he would cry. The two brats have finally grown up and understood that the team depends on them. The two supported each other, anyway, no one would notice how many times the ten fingers under the bound wrists of the two pinched each other back and forth.

childish!

boring!

I'm helping you!

Hehe, it wasn't your fans who made trouble.

When the two followed the coach to the locker room, they each rubbed their pinched fingers and stared at each other, arguing silently with their eyes and brain waves.

As soon as they entered the door, under the attention of the whole team, they immediately put on a look of unity, friendship, harmony and nature.

Act, you can act vigorously.

That means new coaches and kids will trust you.

As an experienced actor with strong acting skills, Costa smiled deeply when he saw the two pretending to be good people in front of the coach. Everyone else quietly took a big step away from him when the coach said that they would catch up with each other and train together. .

It's not that anyone really hates Costa, but after all, no one wants to be the man in front of the beauty, and accompany him to be the terminator of all kinds of beauty stickers.Go at ease, Courtois, your position will never be shaken.

It's far away, but this is not the reason why it took them more than half an hour to walk to the training ground.

History is always surprisingly similar, sorry if we have already used this term, but things are so stupidly similar, we may have the opportunity to use it again in the future.

As we all know, the locker room is used to change clothes, and training requires wearing training uniforms. The other players have already finished changing their clothes, but Ramos and Pique have not yet.So other people formed a team to find the tape binding hands, and the two of them were tearing the tape to change their clothes.

It was such an unfortunate thing that Pique had just changed his clothes at that time, and Ramos was bored with one hand on Pique's waist and the other hand directing the others to form a team. It's awkward enough, he can't look at Pique's ass anymore.

Pique turned around and said that you can change, just halfway through, Ramos' cell phone rang, maybe it was a friend who didn't know that he had returned to the team for training, who knows, anyway, it doesn't matter, what matters is his conditions Reflex put away his right hand and reached for his phone in his pocket, so we all knew what was going to happen.

Pique had no time to catch Ramos with his backhand. After all, he had become a cat, and there was no such thing as a "hand".

Ramos didn't even notice that his back was facing the person. He had just tied him up with Isco under his random command, and was being untied by Morata. Asensio, who was about to cry in fright, saw it first. He yelled anxiously, "Sese! Pique!" His shrill voice was completely frightened by Morata, but Ramos didn't know it. He shook his hand and dropped his phone, so he turned around in a hurry .In the end, it was still half a beat slow, and only caught Pique's collar at waist height.The falling clothes completely straightened and stopped more than ten centimeters from the ground, and then the kitten slowly rolled down from the middle.

The landing posture is not beautiful.

It is conceivable that the mood will not be beautiful.

"Meow meow meow meow meow!" (Are you fucking stupid!)

It must be very angry.

The first thing Pique did when he landed was to yell at Ramos. When he found that he had no momentum, he immediately sprinted past the person's feet, rushed to the mobile phone that was still lying on the ground, and scratched it with his little paws. With a face full of flowers.

Ramos then turned around and squatted down, put the phone away, but ignored it, and asked the kitten, sounding worried and guilty, "You didn't fall, did you? I'm sorry." He tried He stretched out his hand, fortunately this time he finally reacted in time and stopped before touching it.

I say "sounds" because Ramos is completely covered above Piccolo, and the kitten can't see the face even if it looks up.This makes people/cats even more pissed off.Piccolo walked back to the trousers that had fallen on the ground, stepped on them with his little paws, and looked up at Ramos, the meaning was very clear: Look, the clothes have to be worn again.

Teammates who eat melons: No, we don't understand

Ramos understood, "Why don't you put on your clothes first, and then I touch you? Maybe you can just put it on and change back."

"Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow." (Maybe the clothes are rotten) Pique meow vividly proves that the cat's face can also make contemptuous expressions.

"Then you can only wear it again."

"Meow" (don't be here)

"Okay, wait a minute, I'll put it on first, and then I'll take you to the bathroom to change."

The kitten nodded, jumped on the bench and sat down.

How do you communicate...

The teammates who witnessed the whole process expressed a look of bewilderment.

Busquets Felipe and some seniors greeted the children who were patronizing the theater and did not divide into groups, hurry up, "Don't worry about those two, it's always been like that, they are flying around, and I will be fine in a while gone."

No, senior, how did you see that the chickens are flying like dogs, this is obviously an old couple? ? ?

And the so-called old couple with their hands tied at the finale appeared on the sidelines of the training field like this:

"Can you use your brain before you do something next time? Oh, forget it, I shouldn't expect a brain from a person who clocks out of get off work with a red card."

"You have a brain, why don't you give me your hand after you change?"

"Then you don't know that cell phones are not allowed in the locker room before training is over?"

"It's not because of you that I'm still on vacation today!"

……

stealing a cat

I just played the game the night before, and the training sessions this morning were mainly recovery training and showing off to the media. When the players came out in pairs one after another, the reporters were in a commotion. The sound of shutters appeared on Ramos and Pique. It was at its peak, but other than that, the PR was left to the staff, and the reporters could only conclude from the photos that the players were in good shape and in a good relationship.

Isn’t it very good, as soon as the coach said that Morata was disbanded, he dragged Isco to the locker room. As soon as he entered the room for business, he couldn’t hold back his smile, his face was as black as the bottom of the pot, “Francisco! talk!"

"???" A certain short-legged man who was called by his full name still looked surprised.

"Except when I saw it, how much do you usually have with other people..." Morata couldn't find a suitable word for a while, and gestured a few times with his hands angrily, "It's not that the whole training session is tied up this time." Together, I don't even know you...you like to put your hands on others so much!"

Isco's dark eyes rolled, and he smiled slyly, "Oh, you're jealous. But you know they're friends, and I like them, not just any 'others' that I'm interested in doing."

Morata squinted his eyes. If it was true that he was jealous just now, then he would be really angry.

He gritted his teeth, "It seems that you don't like me very much." While speaking, he pressed Isko's shoulder with his left hand and pressed him against the cabinet door forcefully. The tied right wrist turned over, and his fingers were embedded in the other's fingers. , clasped fingers and slammed the back of the person's hand hard on the cabinet door, and then covered the whole body, so as not to give someone who finally realized the seriousness of the problem and put away his joking expression more time to react,