Joy is not a cure for disease

The mid-autumn festival is followed by the [-]th long vacation. This year’s two holidays are very close together. More and more people come to Lujia Village to experience life. They can’t make reservations. Some stay in villas, and some go back on the same day of.In addition to customers with a little spare money, there are usually busy office workers who take advantage of the holidays to relax, and there are also customers who invest in Lujia Village.

Early in the morning, Lu Pinghou took Zhou Hui out to do errands, and the others did some scattered work these two days, which was much more leisurely than the time when they were preparing for the autumn harvest.

Li Qiusheng had enough food and sleep these two days, and he woke up quite early. He waved a mop, cleaned the living room, and ran to mop the corridor outside.

Pai Daxing quietly lay down in front of the kennel, Li Weilin got up early and slipped past the dog and ran to Dr. Kang to fish.A wind chime is tied outside the corridor, and the wind chime will jingle as soon as the breeze passes.Li Qiusheng smiled slightly, looking at the golden cornfield in the distance, feeling extremely satisfied.

The TV was on in the living room, and Lu Hai was bored while drinking a drink while watching the morning news.

"Good morning, audience friends, today is x month x day, 201x, the 22nd day of the eighth lunar month..."

With a sound of "boom", the bucket in Li Qiusheng's hand fell to the ground, and the dirty water spread all over.

Lu Haikong was taken aback, and ran over quickly, picked up the mop in Li Qiusheng's other hand to quickly absorb water.

"Shengsheng, what's the matter with you?"

Li Qiusheng was very excited and grabbed him, "What were you talking about on TV just now?!"

Lu Haikong was confused, "Huh? I didn't remember..."

Li Qiusheng abandoned him and quickly ran up to the second floor.Lu Haikong wanted to cry but had no tears, silently mopping the floor...

Zhang Xiujie is still sleeping late, with his mouth open, he doesn't know what year it is.

Li Qiusheng slammed open the door of his room, and Zhang Xiujie sat up in a terrified voice, and when he saw who was coming, he threw everything on the bed, "Axiba! Die! You bastard! !"

Li Qiusheng grabbed the calendar on his desk and ran to his quilt, "Xiu Jie! What's today's date!?"

Zhang Xiujie collapsed, "Are you stupid? Don't you know how to read?"

Li Qiusheng frowned, "The ones here are different from those at Zhouhui."

Zhang Xiujie's desk calendar has the solar calendar in large characters and the lunar calendar in small characters, while the desk calendar of Zhouhui is the opposite. He still doesn't quite understand the difference between the lunar calendar and the solar calendar.

Zhang Xiujie: "The solar calendar is x month x, and the lunar calendar is August 22. Why are you asking?"

Li Qiusheng pouted, "Today is my birthday."

"Ah?" Zhang Xiujie was taken aback, "You...you never said that before! You can't blame us..."

"I know..." Li Qiusheng threw down the desk calendar, "But Brother Monkey knows..."

Zhang Xiujie scratched his head, "I didn't hear what he said..."

"He must have forgotten!" Li Qiusheng was very angry.

"This heartless man!" Zhang Xiujie was very distressed. He racked his brains to dismiss Li Qiusheng first, and then quickly called Lu Pinghou.

"Lend me your mobile phone, I want to ask the teacher for your crime!"

"........."

"If he forgets, I won't be with him!"

Zhang Xiujie quickly echoed, "I'll raise my hands and feet and cut my eyelids to support you!"

"If you cut again, you will have four eyelids."

"do not mind the details."

Lu Pinghou received a video call from Zhang Xiujie in the car, he curled his lips, what's wrong with this guy, what kind of video is he watching, where is his confidence... Grinning in disgust, he still answered it.

Unexpectedly, the enlarged face of a little psychopath came from the opposite side...

"Brother Monkey~" Li Qiusheng used a video call for the first time, feeling very strange, holding the phone to look around, and wanted to get into the phone...

Lu Pinghou was overjoyed when he saw it, "What's the matter? Baby~"

Zhang Xiujie strongly requested to make a video call to Lu Pinghou, just to find an opportunity to remind him.

Holding a note, he quietly appeared above Li Qiusheng's head, like Sadako.The note said 'birthday', and there was an arrow pointing to Li Qiusheng at the bottom.

The corner of Lu Pinghou's mouth twitched.

"Do you know what day it is today?" Li Qiusheng stared at him with wide eyes, looking like he was asking questions.

Lu Pinghou gave him a sip, "How could I forget your birthday~"

"Really!?" Li Qiusheng was surprised, "But you never told anyone..."

"It's not that you don't know how noisy they are, so you have to tell them in advance that they can't make a fuss? You forgot how long we both cleaned up during the Zhou meeting's birthday!"

"That's right..." Li Qiusheng nodded in agreement.

"Hey..." Lu Pinghou pretended to sigh, "I planned to give you a surprise, but you remembered..."

Li Qiusheng was in a hurry, "What surprise!? I knew there would be no surprises? Then... what should I do?"

"Don't worry~" Lu Pinghou smiled, "There will still be surprises, you stay at home with other people, don't make any fools, wait for us to go back obediently, understand?"

"Oh~" Li Qiusheng obediently responded.

Then the two of them swayed a bit, which was very annoying.

Zhang Xiujie looked disgusted and vowed to change his phone...

Li Weilin is using Dr. Kang's computer in the clinic to deliver dog food to Pai Daxing.

"Doctor Kang, do you think it's strange? The dog food I just bought runs out very quickly. Could it be that Pai Daxing is going to grow up?"

Dr. Kang was infusing an employee with a fever, and he sneered, "What's the matter with growing so big? It's about to gain weight. Next time you bring it to be weighed, and if it gets fat, eat it twice." "

Li Weilin flat-mouthed, he couldn't bear it.

Zhang Xiujie called him, "Today is Shengsheng's birthday..."

Li Weilin was stunned for a while, then he grinned excitedly, "Do you want me to borrow the lantern to go back!?"

Zhang Xiujie sighed, "Master Hou has ordered us to do nothing..."

When Dr. Kang learned that Li Qiusheng celebrated his birthday today, he was very worried, "You guys don't understand the rules, can't you tell me sooner!?"

Now is the time when the seasons change, there are many people with colds and fevers, and there is no room for so many patients in the clinic. He has to go to the doctor later, so he has no time to prepare gifts for the children.

Dr. Kang rummaged through the warehouse for a long time, and took out two boxes of golden partners that were about to expire, "I'll give you a brain supplement."

Li Weilin took two boxes of golden partners back to the small villa, and received a call from Zhang Xiujie on the way, "Master and the others are coming back later, no one is cooking lunch, you can go to the cafeteria to get some food and bring it back~"

Li Weilin gasped, "Damn it, I'm almost at the door, why don't you wait until I go back!"

Li Qiusheng quarreled on the side, "Why don't we cook and eat by ourselves." He was very excited and felt that he had endless energy~ I couldn't stay still, I always wanted to do something~~

Zhang Xiujie grinned: "You will?"

Li Qiusheng hehehehe, "I can't do anything else, but making dumplings is quite simple, and I even made them for Zhouhui~"

Making dumplings is just adding water to the flour, kneading them into balls, rolling them into small balls, rolling them into thin slices, chopping vegetables, putting some eggs and meat stuffing, adding seasonings and mixing well, wrapping them with thin noodles, and then boiling the dumplings Well~Look~how simple~

Zhang Xiujie thinks about it too, is it not bad if the bag is not good~ There is no oil fume, mess up the kitchen and it will be over after a sweep~

A few people sneaked together in the kitchen, and Aunt He came out and saw them and asked them. When she learned that they were going to make dumplings, she persuaded them earnestly.

Li Weilin patted his chest boldly, "Aunt He, don't worry! Tell grandma to let her wait for our dumplings~"

Aunt He blinked, then silently stepped back, preparing to cook some porridge for grandma later...

Yang Beibei took a late sleep and came out to look for food when she woke up. Seeing them all gathered in the kitchen, she asked, "What are you doing?"

"Make dumplings." Zhang Xiujie said while carrying a bag of flour to study.

When Yang Beibei heard about making dumplings, she got excited, and immediately rushed to the chair, "I want to play too!"

Li Weilin clicked his tongue, "We're not playing! We're preparing lunch!"

"How much flour should I put?" Zhang Xiujie asked Li Qiusheng.

Li Qiusheng was very distressed holding a stainless steel basin, and he didn't know...

He put the basin on the dining table, "Look at it!" He was very generous.

"..."

Zhang Xiujie put half a basin of noodles, and asked him, "How much water?"

Li Qiusheng scratched his head, "Just...you can make so much dough!" He was very confident.

Zhang Xiujie rolled his eyes and used you to fart! ?

Li Weilin and Lu Haikong were not idle either. They were studying how to chop the Chinese cabbage in front of them.

"I think it's a physical effort, you come!" Li Weilin shamelessly handed over this problem to Lu Haikong.

Lu Haikong was speechless, and he didn't know what to do...

Yang Beibei gave him a trick, "Just chop it up, it will always be broken anyway~"

Lu Haikong thought it was reasonable, so he raised his knife and chopped it up. For a while, the Chinese cabbage shards splashed everywhere...

Zhang Xiujie added too much water, and the dough was thin like a paste. Li Qiusheng added a few bowls of flour to him. Zhang Xiujie kneaded it vigorously, and it was dry again...

Repeated this several times, Zhang Xiujie was paralyzed... Li Qiusheng slapped him away, rolled up his sleeves, "I'll do it!"

After tossing for a long time, I finally got the noodles into a ball.

The huge dough almost overflowed the washbasin, what a big tuo, it was stiff, there was a crack in the middle, and there were lumps inside, it looked a little disgusting...

"It seems...a bit too much..."

"It's okay...the rest can be steamed..."

Lu Haikong finally chopped the cabbage into fine pieces, and chopped a handful of wilted leeks. There was no meat stuffing at home, so he had to beat seven or eight eggs and mix them together.

Li Weilin grabbed a handful of salt and chicken powder into the stuffing, the sticky vegetable stuffing looked very unappetizing...

It was finally time to make dumplings, and the few people wiped off their hard work, feeling deeply moved, and finally ushered in the happiest moment!

Lu Haikong looked at the huge dough, "Where's the promised dough?"

Li Qiusheng shook his head, "I don't know how to roll it out, so whoever makes it, just take a piece from the dough and knead it into thin slices."

Lu Haikong was speechless.

Zhang Xiujie didn't care about anything anymore, he took off a piece of dough and squeezed it flat, stuffed some stuffing into it with chopsticks, pinched the dough hard, trying to wrap the dumpling.

"Strange..." Zhang Xiujie frowned, "Is the dough too hard? Why can't it stick?"

Li Weilin came over to look at it, "It's not easy!" He snatched the dumpling, stuck out his tongue and licked the dumpling skin, then squeezed the dumpling, smacked his mouth, and handed it to him, "Look, this is good Already~"

Zhang Xiujie grabbed a handful of flour and threw it on his face, "Axiba! Are you disgusting!"

Li Weilin was hit right on the ground, spat out a mouthful of flour, and almost choked his nose. He wiped his face, and swiped the dumpling back with his hand, "Damn it! Don't they all taste the same when cooked!"

"Who wants to eat your saliva!" Zhang Xiujie held his head full of vegetable stuffing, and the more he thought about it, the more disgusting he became, and he raised his noodle bag and wanted to smack him all over.

Lu Haikong quickly hugged him, "Don't get excited!!"

Zhang Xiujie shook his hand, and half the bag of flour flew out.

Li Weilin became pale in an instant, and it also hurt Li Qiusheng, who couldn't even open his eyes.

Yang Beibei laughed loudly, his face was covered with the dough that someone threw at him.

"..."

For a while, the fights were black and white, and the kitchen was filled with white mist, pots and pans were flying together, and there were constant swearing...

"Oh! I'll blow up your dick!"

"You weakling has the guts to fight!"

"Who dares to smack you and me!?"

"Who dares to attack this king!? I told Brother Monkey not to give him food!"

"Don't hit me! Oh! Don't hit me! I didn't do anything!"

…………

Lu Pinghou and Zhou Hui stood expressionlessly at the door of the kitchen, being sprayed all over by the flying white smoke.

Lu Pinghou stretched out his hand and slapped it, and coughed out of choking.

The fighting in the kitchen stopped immediately, deathly silence...

"Brother Monkey..." Li Qiusheng spat out a mouthful of flour, "You're back..."

Someone couldn't help but coughed twice and spewed out a burst of white smoke.

Lu Pinghou looked at a group of white ghosts, exhausted physically and mentally.What the hell did I do in my last life!

Zhou Hui glanced at the messy kitchen and suddenly smiled.

Everyone sifts the chaff on the spot.

Fuck!Dad laughed! !Dad laughed! !dad!dad!laugh!up! !The ultimate nirvana!Kill you softly!I will stop waiting! !

Just as Lu Pinghou wanted to persuade him, he silently swallowed back the words...

Zhou Hui is proficient in taekwondo, karate and judo, and Lu Pinghou Dingtian is a farmer, so he can't stop him...

Zhou Hui's face was full of veins, "Have you ever felt despair...?"

"Father! Hit us! Hit us until you get angry!" Everyone kneeled down.

"Do you all want to fly into the sky and stand side by side with the sun?"

"NONONONO!!"

Zhou Hui was completely darkened, only two big blood-red eyes were exposed.

"I will accept your wages, game consoles, wireless network, and snacks for the time being. Starting tomorrow, I will go to work in the fields. You will not be allowed to go home until dark, and you will not be allowed to eat until you finish your work."

"No!! Dad!" Everyone crawled to his feet, hugged his thigh, pointed at Li Qiusheng and shouted, "He is the one who pushed us!"

Li Qiusheng's aggrieved face really makes me feel pity.

Li Weilin scolded, "Fucking bastard! Don't pretend so much! How dare you not get paid!! I still want to support Pai Daxing!"

Li Qiusheng pouted and pointed at Li Weilin, "He was the one who provoked Xiu Jie first!"

Li Weilin was startled, and quickly pointed at Zhang Xiujie, "He made the first move!"

Zhang Xiujie opened his mouth to bite, and the two almost fought again...

Zhou Hui kicked them away, "Get lost!"

Lu Pinghou took Zhou Hui to work, and arranged for Li Qiusheng's birthday by the way.

He almost forgot the birthday of the weekly meeting last time. He was afraid of delaying the little psychopath's birthday, so he set a reminder on his mobile phone early.

Several white-haired sluts were sent to take a shower, and punished by not having lunch, and shutting themselves in the same room to think about their past.

There was no lunch or snacks, and a few people were starving with hunger. Li Qiusheng rubbed his belly, feeling very unhappy, "What about the birthday surprise?"

Zhang Xiujie patted him, "Be honest...or I will have to visit your grave today next year..."

After kneeling decadently all afternoon, several people were released in the evening.

A round table was set up in the living room, and the table was filled with all kinds of dishes, all of which were made to order in famous old stores. They were delicious, and in the middle of the table was a big fruit cake with the words ' happy birthday'.

Everyone's eyes turned green, Yang Beibei rushed up first, grabbed a pig's trotter and gnawed it.Others swarmed after him.

Zhou Hui came out of the kitchen with bowls and chopsticks in his hand, and a sharp eye shot flew over. Everyone trembled from their souls, and then lined up to welcome Dad.

Yang Beibei grabbed the pig's trotters, looked at Zhou Hui in horror, and gnawed while crying, "Aww! I'm so hungry!"

Zhou Hui sighed, hating that iron cannot be made into steel.

Dr. Kang was invited to come over for a lively party, and rushed over after the consultation.

"Yo? Why are you so honest?" Dr. Kang looked at the people standing in front of the dining table and sneered, "You're causing trouble~"

Li Weilin rushed over, "Long Live God!!~~Lend me some money!!"

"roll!"

Today's protagonist is Li Qiusheng. He happily put on his birthday hat, and amidst the booing of the crowd, he inserted candles, lit the fire, made a wish, and blew out the candles~ Then he cut a very large cake and devoured it hungrily.

"Delicious!!!" Li Qiusheng couldn't help but be moved.

The others didn't show politeness to him, and split up the cake in an instant.

After three rounds of wine and five flavors of food, Lu Pinghou took out a beautifully wrapped gift box and handed it to Li Qiusheng.

"Happy birthday, Shengsheng."

"Give it to me!?" Li Qiusheng quickly took it, staring eyes, "What is it?"

Lu Pinghou smiled, "Take it apart and have a look."

Li Qiusheng nodded excitedly, quickly unpacked, and took out a golden mobile phone from the box.

Li Weilin collapsed, "Damn it! Kidney Six!"

"Local Gold!!"

Li Weilin clung to Lu Pinghou, "Master Hou!! I want Kidney VI!"

Lu Pinghou kicked him away, "You deserve to be a copycat!"

Li Qiusheng couldn't put it down for the local tyrant Jin, and his excitement was beyond words.

"The first mobile phone in my life..."

Lu Pinghou rubbed his head, Li Qiusheng put his arms around his neck and kissed him on the cheek, "Brother Monkey, thank you~"

Li Weilin looked at it as an eyesore, and curled his lips, "There is a claw machine and no wifi, it's not a big disaster."

Lu Pinghou laughed cheaply, "I gave him 500G traffic."

"Oh! You bitch!" Everyone rushed towards Li Qiusheng, "We want to rely on you!!"

Lu Pinghou kicked them away one by one, "This chestnut is telling you, there is no backstage, so why bother me to be a man with my tail between my legs!"

Everyone is full of wine and food, sitting together and talking nonsense.

Lu Pinghou took the little psycho to look at the stars outside.

The flour on Li Qiusheng's face was not washed off, and there was still a piece of flour sticking to his eyebrows.Lu Pinghou stretched out his hand to help him buckle it down, let it fly, let it fly.

"Don't keep making trouble with them in the future."

Li Qiusheng smiled brilliantly, "But I'm very happy!"

Lu Pinghou rubbed his face with a smile.

Brilliant balls of light suddenly exploded in the night sky.

Li Qiusheng was startled, and then laughed happily, "Look, Brother Monkey! It's fireworks!"

Just as he was about to ask why there were fireworks, several strands of golden pillars suddenly shot up in the distance and exploded in the sky one by one.

The crooked big characters are particularly eye-catching in the night.

'Happy birthday, baby Shengsheng'

Everyone else ran out of the house.

"Damn it! Set off fireworks on my birthday! You can think of such a tacky trick?"

Zhou Hui clicked his tongue twice, "This set of fireworks costs tens of thousands..."

The rest are stupid, it's amazing to be rich!Do you want to be so capricious!

The bright fireworks illuminated the night as bright as day, and Li Qiusheng stared intently at the distance, with his right hand tightly clutching Lu Pinghou's two fingers.

"Brother Monkey..."

"Huh?" Lu Pinghou looked down at him.

Li Qiusheng did not know when she shed two lines of tears, his dark eyes reflected a gorgeous night sky.

"I'm really happy. I'm the happiest now that I've grown up so much."

Lu Pinghou held him in his arms and kissed his head.

Li Qiusheng hugged him back, crying and laughing like a psychopath.