Joy is not a cure for disease

Lu Pinghou called everyone up early in the morning. He originally planned to take them to the field to help build a greenhouse, but there was something wrong with the greenhouse and the plan was postponed.

Everyone got up early in the morning. They were all slumped when they heard that they had to work, but when they heard that they didn't have to go, they were very happy and almost cheered. They ran to the living room with breakfast to enjoy while watching TV.

It was too early, and there was nothing on TV, only some foreign language teaching programs and morning news.

Li Weilin felt bored and encouraged everyone to watch cartoons, "Why don't you watch SpongeBob SquarePants~"

Li Qiusheng agreed with one vote.

The rest waited for a unanimous veto.

Li Weilin curled his lips, played a random station, threw down the remote control, and ate his food in suspense.

The TV station happened to be on the morning news.

"Good morning, audience friends, today is November 201, 11x, the lunar calendar..."

"Ah?" Zhang Xiujie glanced at the TV, "Today is Singles' Day?~"

"What is Singles' Day?" Li Qiusheng asked while eating.

"Singles' Day is for singles, let's celebrate Valentine's Day like this." Lu Pinghou explained while serving him food.

Li Qiusheng nodded happily in agreement.

"Where? Where? Where is the bachelor?" Li Weilin sang rap and glanced around. He didn't have any malice, it was simply because his brain circuit was too shallow, and he didn't care about his words. He thought that everyone was no longer a bachelor, but wait for him When he glanced at Lu Haikong, he silently lowered his head and stuffed his mouth with food.

The table became silent in an instant, and everyone was eating in silence, hoping that someone would change the topic.

There was a report on the TV that a mentally ill person injured someone in T City, causing one death and one injury, causing panic among the citizens.The incident has now been brought under control, and the reporter produced another set of data after reporting the incident.

"According to statistics, the prevalence of mental illness in our province is as high as 150%. High-income groups such as white-collar executives are the key targets, and women are higher than men..."

"Wow! This province can't stay any longer!" Li Weilin bluffed.

"Open your dog eyes and watch carefully!" Zhang Xiujie pressed Li Weilin's head and turned to the TV. "The high-income group is the key target, and women are higher than men. We are not satisfied with these two points!"

Li Weilin wiped away his tears in a fake manner, "Hey! We don't even deserve to be crazy..."

After Li Qiusheng finished his breakfast, he felt a little unfinished.The breakfast was a bit bland, and he didn't feel particularly satisfied for being raised.

Li Qiusheng said to Zhou Hui: "Zhou Hui, I want to eat braised beef at noon~"

"Me too!" The others followed suit.

Zhou Hui frowned, a little embarrassed.

In the food standard of the small villa, meat is rationed. After all, the main business of Lujia Village is to grow agricultural and sideline products rather than animal husbandry. There are only so many animals raised, and the high-quality products are supplied to the market. The remaining corners are given priority to employees, but The cheap parts are limited, and if you want to eat more, you have to pay a high price out of your own pocket.

During this period of time, the temperature dropped drastically, and the children in the small villa clamored every day to put some fat to resist the severe cold, so they stewed the big meat for a few more days at the weekly meeting, thinking that they would have a good time and stop when they were tired of eating, but he underestimated The strength of the crowd has led to serious consequences - eating too much meat...

Zhou Hui told everyone this inhumane news, "I have eaten too much meat, and there will be no more meat in the next half a month. If you want to eat, everyone can pool money to buy it."

"Oh! Leak!" Li Weilin shouted.

"If you don't touch meat for more than half a month, you might as well get a shave!" Zhang Xiujie grabbed Lu Pinghou, "Master Hou! Don't you want to eat meat!?"

"If you want to eat, buy it with your salary."

"No!" Li Weilin pawed at his feet, "We don't pay wages at the weekly meeting! I'm so poor! You don't care if you are the boss! People are riding on your head! What is this called... ...? Oh yes! Going overboard! Seeking power and usurping the throne!"

"It's really... the mentally handicapped for the sake of eating meat can speak idioms..."

Zhang Xiujie was heartbroken, devoid of humanity, and took Lu Haikong's knife, "Look! He is a bachelor! Today is the holiday, and there is no meat to eat! And there will be no meat to eat in the future! Is it miserable!?"

"It's too horrible to look at!" Li Weilin chimed in.

"Abusive or not!?"

"Specially helping the evildoers!"

"Human tragedy!!!"

Lu Haikong didn't feel much at first, and it wasn't the first year he was a bachelor...But after they said that, and the weather was cold and there was no meat to eat, the atmosphere was exaggerated, and he really felt miserable, and his whole body froze... There was a pile of resentment.

Li Weilin couldn't bear it, and carefully took out 10 yuan from his pocket and handed it over, "This is the private money I saved, you can use it to buy sugar..."

Zhang Xiujie also felt that the joke had gone too far... He looked pitifully at Lord Hou for help.

Lu Pinghou bared his teeth at him, wanting to bite him to death, and looked at Lu Haikong again, seeing how pitiful he was, he took out his phone and sent him a red envelope...

"Here, the festival fee~No one else has it~"

Lu Haikong felt better and took out his mobile phone to receive the red envelope.

Zhang Xiujie took a sneak peek and said, "Only 200?"

Lu Pinghou wanted to burn him to death with a cigarette butt, "At most 200 can be issued!"

Li Weilin hugged Lu Haikong, "Buy me some meat!"

Lu Haikong scratched his head, "I can't withdraw cash now..."

"Then give red envelopes to the butchers!"

Zhou Hui shook his head, cruelly shattering their dreams, "The butcher only recognizes RMB."

Zhang Xiujie and Li Weilin hugged Zhou Hui's thighs and wailed, "Dad!! Make meaty food!"

"I'm not Doraemon." Zhou Hui gave him a kick alone, and it flew away.

Li Qiusheng secretly tugged at Lu Pinghou, "Brother Monkey, I really won't give you meat for the next half month..."

Lu Pinghou was amused by him, rubbed his head, and whispered to him secretly, "It's okay, brother monkey will take you to sneak~"

Li Weilin and Zhang Xiujie rushed towards Lu Pinghou with a groan.Zhang Xiujie howled, "You know how to spoil Shengsheng, why don't you spoil me!"

"My father cares about him, he sleeps with me, what the hell are you?"

"Aww! I am willing to serve you too!"

"piss off!"

"Why do you despise me!!"

Lu Pinghou stretched out a finger, pressed against Zhang Xiujie's head and pushed him far away, "I don't know why, you cleverly avoided all my cute spots~"

Li Weilin's eyes suddenly lit up, "Let's go hunting in the mountains! Bring an anesthesia gun! I still have a bow!"

Lu Pinghou nodded, "It's a good idea, go ahead, being eaten by a wild boar is considered a work-related injury, and I will reimburse you for it."

There were continuous bursts of wailing from the sky above the small villa, and it was played in a loop around the beam. Lu Pinghou was so disturbed that he had to let his blood out and invite everyone to eat meat.

Since it was a treat, he simply called everyone else over.

Dr. Kang received a call from Li Weilin. Li Weilin's words were full of excitement about taking advantage, and he asked him to hurry up and celebrate Singles' Day together.

"..."

Dr. Kang has been running around the city and the countryside for the past two days. He originally wanted to stay in the city for two days. When he heard that there was a party, he hurried over. He called Lu Pinghou on the way and scolded him for being a coward and a bachelor. Festival is also celebrated.

Lu Pinghou ignored him and told him to remember to send red envelopes to Lu Haikong, otherwise he would be hated.

Doctor Kang: "..."

Lu Pinghou asked Zhou Hui to call Luo Sen to ask him if he could come over, but Zhou Hui hesitated, and asked Lu Pinghou to call him himself.

Rosen dealt with the affairs of his own field, and he was bored. He found two handsome guys to accompany him to sing songs and play ball, but he still felt dull, and he didn't know what was wrong. Stomach bad water just don't know what to do, Lu Pinghou called.

Rosen was very happy, and suddenly felt that the old saying was true, it was interesting to play with people who were able to play, and he wanted to have a weekly meeting.

"Master Hou, what's the matter, what good thing do you think of me?"

"We are going to celebrate Singles' Day, will you come?" Lu Pinghou went straight to the point.

"..." what?Rosen had a fucking retarded expression on his face.

"Don't come and pull it down."

"Hey! Who can say no! I'll go!"

"That's fine, we've got everything ready here, just bring some meat. Bring more, there's a lot of people." After finishing speaking, he hung up the phone.

"..." Damn it, don't play tricks on me.

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Lu Pinghou asked Zhang Xiujie to call Zhang Tengfei again, Zhang Xiujie was taken aback, his heart started beating wildly, and Sa Yazi ran upstairs.

Lu Pinghou spat at him, a shameful thing.

Zhang Tengfei has been busy recently. The real estate planning plan has been approved and implemented, and the pre-sale will start soon. He leads the sales department to be busy. After a few days, everyone has lost weight. After attending the party, I can only say sorry to Lu Pinghou.

Zhang Xiujie listened upstairs for a long time, feeling a little bit disappointed, and hid in the house.

Zhang Xiujie tremblingly raised his phone, condensing all the courage of his life into his fingertips, and sent a message to his brother.

"Aren't you coming?"

Zhang Tengfei called immediately, Zhang Xiujie threw the phone away in fright, and quickly got into the bed barrier, very helpless.

Zhang Tengfei had no choice but to reply to his message. "Hey, I'm too busy these two days to go play with you. Take care of yourself. When I'm on the right track, I'll make it up to you."

Zhang Xiujie is holding the phone, his heart is full of joy, compensation or something~ hehehehe~~ I am not looking forward to it~~

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When Luo Sen first arrived, Zhou Hui was preparing lunch and was busy working inside and out wearing an apron. Li Qiusheng helped him, and the others were fattening up in the living room like uncles.

"Meat!" Zhang Xiujie yelled, and Li Weilin rushed over like a police dog, snatched the shopping bag from Lawson's hand, dug out the meat and left other things before rushing into the kitchen.

"Weekly meeting! Look! It's meat! And ribs! Find a way to cook it!"

Rosen lit a cigarette, spat on them, and followed them into the kitchen.

On weekdays, Zhou Hui looked at him with a gentle appearance of letting others bully him. Only those who knew him well knew how fierce he was. This kind of cute contrast successfully captured Luo Sen's heart.

Rosen looked at Zhou Hui's hand and frowned, "Where's the watch I gave you? Why don't you wear it?"

Zhou Hui pointed to the top of the refrigerator while he was busy, "I took it off because I was afraid of splashing water during my work."

Only then did Rosen's expression soften, and he took the watch from the refrigerator, insisting on wearing it for Zhou Hui.

Zhou Hui was speechless, "Wearing it hinders work."

"It's okay, this thing is scratch-proof and waterproof. Besides, I'll buy it for you if it breaks." Rosen looked at Zhou Hui wearing the watch he gave him, feeling inexplicably satisfied.

Zhou Hui cooked a table of dishes, and Li Weilin waited for the good-for-nothing to eat meat again in half a month, so he crazily collected the meat without even looking at the leaves of the vegetables.

Li Qiusheng's chopsticks flew like flying, not to be outdone at all.

Zhang Xiujie held out his chopsticks to stop him, "You've already been taken care of by someone, so you still have the nerve to grab meat from us!?"

Li Qiusheng fought back vigorously, "Anyway, there is so much meat, you can't finish it."

"If you can't finish eating, can you save it for the next meal?"

"How can I keep the next meal? You will be wiped out if you steal!"

Everyone was full of food and drink, bored with leisure, Luo Sen put his arms around Zhou Hui and suggested that, after drinking and eating and thinking, I will go back to each room as soon as possible.

Everyone showed disgusted expressions, Zhou Hui rolled his eyes, stretched out two fingers, pinched a little skin on Luo Sen's arm, and twisted it hard...

Rosen was speechless at the time.

Lu Pinghou lit a cigarette, raised his chin at Lu Haikong, "Today is your holiday, what do you want to do? We will risk our lives to accompany you." Lu Pinghou thought that Haikong is usually obedient and does his best in work. Opportunity rewards rewards, and going to the city to play or something is also good.

Lu Haikong felt sleepy after eating. Hearing what Lu Pinghou said, he felt embarrassed not to play something. He scratched his head and thought for a long time, "How about...let's play Truth or Dare."

"..."

A pup was born from the pack of wolves. He was simple and honest, but he was so sad...

Rosen became interested, "Just take a big risk! To be honest, who knows if it's true or not."

Lu Pinghou was speechless, and Luo Sen dug out a bag of things from the shopping bag, "I was too anxious when I bought it, so I didn't see it clearly, just right~"

Everyone leaned over and saw that it was caramel-flavored toffee...

"........."

"Such a dark thing can't be our property..."

Zhou Hui took out two boxes of playing cards and asked them to play first, then clear the table and wash the dishes by themselves.

Rosen stopped him, "What are you packing, you can still eat at night, come and play."

Zhou Hui shook his head, sloppy to death.

The rules are simple, choose someone to set a big adventure task, and then play cards, whoever loses will do it.

"Haven't you ever played Shengsheng? You decide the mission." Lu Pinghou patted his head.

Li Qiusheng didn't quite understand either, so after thinking about it, "Then... confess to the person you like~" He decided that this is a very gentle and loving task.

Zhang Xiujie was sweating, his face was livid, staring at Li Qiusheng to eat him alive.The bastard!Pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger!How did I offend you! ! ?

The restless Zhang Xiujie lost without any surprise...

He wanted to make an excuse to escape, but he couldn't move even being held down by Rosen.

"Don't run away, if you don't want to confess, eat a piece of candy, it's your fault."

Zhang Xiujie snatched the coriander toffee, quickly tore off the wrapping paper, and stuffed it into his mouth without hesitation. A complex and wonderful taste rushed straight to the sky, and he almost spit out his lunch together.

terrible!I almost saw Santuchuan!

Everyone laughed inhumanely, Lu Pinghou forced the phone to him, and told him to confess quickly, otherwise he would turn coriander toffee into water and pour it into him.

Thinking about that scene, Zhang Xiujie burst into tears.

"You coward, at your speed, your brother should have a baby." Lu Pinghou said every word to his heart.

Zhang Xiujie's head buzzed, and the boiling blood suddenly rushed through the obstacles. He quickly broadcast Zhang Tengfei's number, and when the phone was connected, Zhang Tengfei just fed him, and expressed his love for his brother in a vigorous manner.

"Zhang Tengfei!! I love you!!"

Zhang Tengfei on the opposite side of the phone was obviously taken aback, and then responded gently, "Well... I love you too..."

Zhang Xiujie couldn't hear him anymore, he turned over abruptly, and wandered beside the Santu River again.

Lu Pinghou snorted, "You are stupid, you won't call your mother."

"..." The strongest hindsight in history...