Joy is not a cure for disease

There was deathly silence in the police car, and Zhang Tengfei glanced at them one by one expressionlessly.

Lu Haikong drove the car, keeping his body as small as possible, hoping that Zhang Tengfei would not notice him.

Li Qiusheng stretched out his paws on the co-pilot to blow on the air conditioner. It was too cold, so he had to let Monkey cover him when he went back.

Li Weilin was sitting on Zhang Tengfei's left, and was stared at by Zhang Tengfei, so he quickly shrank his neck, his eyes wandered around, and hid beside him holding his stomach, thinking, anyway, I wear a lot, and it doesn't hurt to be beaten.

Zhang Xiujie was awakened by the warm wind, and when he opened his eyes, he saw his own Onisang looking at him, and almost fainted again in fright.

Zhang Tengfei sighed, "Please be more mature..."

Li Weilin curled his lips, pointed at Zhang Xiujie, and complained sharply, "It's not all because of him!"

Zhang Tengfei grabbed his paw and tried to break it in the opposite direction. Li Weilin screamed in pain, but couldn't pull it back, and was sweating from fright.The people in the car were startled by his sudden yelling, they all became tense, and their flesh was aching.

Zhang Tengfei pulled off Li Weilin's green turban, pinched his face and shook it from side to side, "Take a piss to take care of yourself! It's golden and jade, and it's rotten!" Then he gouge Li Weilin's stomach, "Come on! For my husband, let's see what our bastard is?!"

Li Weilin's 'child' couldn't be kept, and jumped out of his stomach. It was a cotton bag made temporarily from the leftover cotton of Lu Haikong's quilt...

The others were so frightened that they didn't dare to breathe, Zhang Tengfei and Ge Ge were so gentle, why did he turn black...

Zhang Xiujie hugged his legs to sift the chaff, hey, Onisang, don't do this, I'm so scared...

Zhang Tengfei threw away Li Weilin who had been tortured to the point of disability, lit a cigarette, and smoked in the closed compartment like a gangster.Everyone was choking and coughing, but they didn't dare to speak at all.

"Where's your marquis?"

Lu Haikong trembled, "Should...should be watching us somewhere..."

Zhang Tengfei asked Zhang Xiujie to press the window and threw the cigarette butt out, "Stop."

Lu Haikong was at a loss and took a peek at him from the rearview mirror. Zhang Tengfei just stared back at him through the rearview mirror, "Tell you to stop! Are you deaf?!"

Lu Haikong quickly pulled over and stopped.

Zhang Tengfei pushed Zhang Xiujie out of the car, got out of the car himself, stopped a taxi by the side of the road, carried Zhang Xiujie into the taxi, and walked away.

The special police car was parked on the side of the road and dared not move for a long time.

Li Qiusheng asked weakly, "What should we do? I'm so hungry..."

Lu Haikong scratched his head, "Go home...but first return the police car to the armed police officer..."

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Zhang Tengfei bought a small apartment in T city, and directly resisted Zhang Xiujie.

The decoration of the small apartment is simple and clean, and the heating is sufficient. As soon as Zhang Xiujie entered the door, he was surrounded by warm currents, and the whole space was filled with the smell of Zhang Tengfei.

Zhang Tengfei took off his coat and hung it up. He glanced at Zhang Xiujie who was standing at the door, not daring to move. "What are you doing in a daze? You haven't taken off your clothes yet."

Zhang Xiujie blushed, "Take off... take off your clothes...? You... what are you going to do?"

Zhang Tengfei was speechless, "Fuck you."

Zhang Xiujie's face was purple, and he quickly covered his chest with his arms crossed, "You...don't mess around...I...I'm not just a random person..."

Zhang Tengfei rolled his eyes, ignored him, went into the kitchen, took out a box of instant pizza from the refrigerator, and threw it into the microwave.

"I don't have anything else here, let's make do with it."

Only then did Zhang Xiujie realize that he had been tricked, his face was hot and sweaty, and he slowly took off the tightly wrapped equipment one by one.

Zhang Tengfei turned on the fire and boiled some hot water, ready to make some instant soup.

Zhang Xiujie hung up his clothes and walked into the kitchen step by step in his slippers. He sat down obediently by the dining table and watched his brother's busy back.

When was the last time you got along like this?All the good things are so short, they can only be played back in memory repeatedly.Zhang Xiujie suddenly feels aggrieved, he just wants to quietly look at the person he likes, this little wish cannot be realized because of his cowardice.

Zhang Tengfei put the pizza on a plate and handed it to him, and made him a bowl of instant soup, "Be hungry, you have a bad stomach, drink some soup first."

Zhang Xiujie took the soup timidly, held it to his mouth and pretended to blow it, and secretly glanced at his brother.

Sitting next to Zhang Xiujie, Zhang Tengfei randomly picked up a piece of pizza and stuffed it into his mouth.The cheese on the pizza was very thick and stretched into long strands. Zhang Tengfei stretched out his tongue and licked it into his mouth bit by bit.

Zhang Xiujie quickly withdrew his eyes and took a sip of soup absently.

Zhang Tengfei handed the pizza to his mouth, "Here, there is a big shrimp."

Zhang Xiujie was taken aback, then opened his mouth subconsciously, and Zhang Tengfei stuffed it in for him.

It was the same when I was a child, Zhang Tengfei would keep anything delicious to feed to Zhang Xiujie, Zhang Xiujie always puffed up his cheeks and smiled at his brother, chewing and saying it was delicious.I remember one time, Zhang Xiujie bit Zhang Tengfei's hand, and grinning while holding his finger in his mouth, said it tasted like chicken feet...

"Hiss..." Zhang Tengfei felt a pain in his finger, "Hey, my hand..."

Zhang Xiujie bit his index finger on purpose, his teeth were chattering because he was too nervous, and he couldn't grasp the strength properly, which hurt him.

Zhang Xiujie's face was flushed, his eyes were afraid to look at Zhang Tengfei, and they stared at his hands so hard that they almost met each other.

Zhang Tengfei didn't intend to withdraw his hand, he just looked at him straight, "How long do you want to bite?"

Zhang Xiujie raised his eyeballs with difficulty to look at him, his eyes began to tremble as soon as their sockets turned red, his big eyes slowly filled with water vapor, and in the blink of an eye, tears fell down uncontrollably...

Zhang Tengfei sighed, and stretched out his other hand to wipe away his tears.

Zhang Xiujie let go, Zhang Tengfei pulled out his fingers, held his face directly, lowered his head, and covered his lips.

Zhang Xiujie closed his eyes and obediently responded to his brother.Zhang Tengfei let him go when he was almost out of breath.

Zhang Xiujie asked him while sobbing, "Why did you kiss me?"

Zhang Tengfei was speechless, "What do you think?"

"do you love me?"

Zhang Tengfei held his face, looked at this eccentric and timid younger brother, and couldn't help whispering, "I like you, I have liked you for a long time."

Zhang Xiujie opened his eyes wide, feeling like a dream, "Really? Then why didn't you tell me earlier and take me away..."

Zhang Tengfei leaned head to head with him, and closed his eyes tiredly, "A lot of things happened during your absence, and I also need time and energy to become strong enough to pave the way for the future, besides I'm very relieved that you won't be able to get in touch with other people in Lujia Village, a place where no shit is like a bird."

"..."

Zhang Xiujie pouted, and asked him aggrievedly, "Then why are you going on a blind date?"

Zhang Tengfei took a few tissue papers and wiped the tears on his face, "I don't want to go either. It was introduced by my mother, so I can't shirk it. I wanted to make a formality and just refuse politely. It's still uncertain if you make a fuss." What happened?" When Zhang Tengfei thought about the farce just now, if his mother knew about it, he wouldn't have to go home in the future...

Zhang Xiujie pursed his lips, "I don't want to go on a blind date, there are plenty of excuses."

"Oh? Then what excuse do you think I should use?"

Zhang Xiujie thought about it, and there was really no good excuse...

Zhang's mother was worried about Zhang Tengfei's marriage, and introduced several girls to him. He used to be busy with work, and a man should focus on his career. Now he is 30, and Zhang's mother quit. The career is also quite successful, besides, the money can never be earned, and you can continue to work on your career after getting married and having a baby, so this excuse is useless... But if you change the excuse and tell your mother that you have a sweetheart, you are afraid Mom will ask.Zhang Tengfei has someone in his heart, but now is not a good time to tell his family. After much deliberation, he decided to go through the motions and treat the other party to a meal, and it would be safest to politely refuse.When all the dust settles in the future, I will find an opportunity to have a showdown with my parents.

But all of this was ruined by those bastards...

Zhang Xiujie's eyes were red, and he blamed himself, "It's that bitch Li Weilin who encouraged me..." To betray a teammate, practice makes perfect.

Zhang Tengfei chuckled, stretched out his bitten finger, and gently stroked his lips, "You said you are usually very good, why can't you do it with me?"

Zhang Xiujie's ears are completely red, so I like you...

Zhang Tengfei was tickled by his shy appearance with pear blossoms and rain (heavy fog), so he pulled him into his arms, bowed his head and kissed him.

Zhang Xiujie's nervous toes tensed up, and his heart was full of joy. He was so happy that he didn't want to. For the first time, he plucked up his courage and stretched out his arms to hook Zhang Tengfei's neck.

The two of them were struck by a thunderbolt, and they wanted to do something about it.

Before he had time to enter the room, Zhang Tengfei threw him into the soft sofa, took off his trousers, and pressed him directly on it.

All kinds of eager touching and kneading, Zhang Xiujie made out with his brother for the first time in a waking state, and everyone was cock...

Zhang Tengfei hadn't vented for a long time, and hurriedly took off each other's clothes. Just as he was about to get into the subject, there was a loud noise from upstairs, which seemed to be a large piece of porcelain fell to pieces, and the two of them were frightened instantly. It's impotent...

Everything about this small apartment is good, except that the sound insulation is not satisfactory.

Upstairs came the sound of a middle-aged woman teaching a child. The brat was screaming, jumping up and down the room, jumping up and down, and the floor was shaking violently.

Zhang Tengfei took a deep breath, let it out slowly, put on a piece of clothes indiscriminately, picked up a red wine bottle on the bar, kicked open the door brutally, and ran upstairs in two or three steps...

Zhang Xiujie was stunned, what's the matter? !He hurriedly chased him out, and retreated just as he ran out of the door. He was only wearing a pair of panties, and if someone saw him, he would definitely be arrested as a pervert...

Zhang Xiujie had no choice but to grab the door frame and yell upstairs, "Onisang! What are you doing!! Calm down!!"

What kind of divine unfolding is this!How come we, who have just become happy and sweet, galloped on the criminal road of killing and escaping like wild horses? ? !Then he quickly took out his phone and began to seriously consider the escape route...

Upstairs came the hypocritical politeness of the adults, Zhang Tengfei smiled professionally, auntie, our doll is very lively and active~ what's the matter~ this is fruit wine, please try it~ my mother has a bad heart, so Please be old hehehe...

Zhang Tengfei came back after a while, and before he could sit still, there was a scream from upstairs... he yelled at the child...

Most of the people living in the small apartment are people of some status, and face is the most important thing. This is one of the reasons why Zhang Tengfei chose this place in the first place.

Zhang Xiujie was booking a train ticket to escape online, but was cruelly stuck in the perverted verification code link, with an anxious expression on his face...

After such a commotion, the two of them lost interest...

Zhang Tengfei pushed Zhang Xiujie into the bedroom and stuffed him into the bed, and the two of them nestled together, playing leisurely on the Internet.

Zhang Xiujie has been in various forums in country C for a long time, the most famous of which is the Cliff Forum.

In the Emotional World section of the Cliff Forum, there are usually idiots who come to complain about their emotional life being inharmonious, or writers who write marriage and love novels come to gain popularity.

Today in this section, there is a live broadcast of an infatuated woman catching and raping a ruthless man, and a fierce battle. It is said to be full of pictures and texts, and it is extremely bloody. It quickly made the headlines. Click to come in and make complaints about the street and collect it by the way.

The mountain village woman who bears the burden of humiliation pays the conscientious Chen Shimei by mistake infatuatedly!The sky has no eyes and the earth is ruthless!

The title is particularly eye-catching, Zhang Xiujie clicked his tongue twice, really shameless, but why does he have a sense of déjà vu?

Zhang Tengfei opened the post before he could react, and it contained the farce they staged in front of the western restaurant...

There are photos from various angles, as well as short videos.Li Weilin slapped and rolled, and vividly interpreted a persecuted peasant woman in a mountain village. Those who heard it were outraged and those who saw it stamped their feet...

"..." Zhang Xiujie sweated down... help...

This post went viral at the fastest speed, with major news scrambling to report, various online and offline media changed their headlines, swiped to the top of the screen, and for a while Zhang Tengfei became a representative of a scumbag, and feminists who crusaded against him flocked endlessly...

Zhang Tengfei browsed a few webpages, turned off the computer silently, sat by the bed with a lifeless expression, and lit a cigarette...

Zhang Xiujie wept silently in his heart, it really hurt Onisang... What should we do, I don't know if the promise of his body can atone for his sin...

Just as Zhang Xiujie wanted to comfort his brother, Zhang's mother suddenly called.

The exciting and exciting music played through the brain in a loop like a magic sound... Zhang Tengfei especially didn't want to answer it, but he didn't dare not answer it, so he had to cheer up and press the answer button.

Zhang's mother is very concerned about the result of Zhang Tengfei's blind date. The girl she met this time is beautiful and quiet, and she knows everything about it. She likes it very much and hopes that they can see each other. Just yelled at him, "What the hell is going on with you kid!! How could you do such a thing!! It hurts my mother so much! Do you know what the woman's mother thinks of me!? You let me take this picture Where do you put your old face?!"

Zhang Xiujie was listening to the fucking lion's roar, holding his legs to sift the chaff.

Zhang Tengfei's heart throbbed when she yelled, "Mom...it's not like this..."

"You think your wings are hard, and I can't control you anymore, right!? You are a bad bastard!"

Zhang Tengfei sweated, "Mom...Mom...listen to me..."

"Okay! Tell me!"

...what did I say, what did I say...

"I see you can make a flower!"

"........."

Zhang’s mother scolded a few words, and Zhang’s father’s dissuading voice came from the opposite side. She calmed down for a while, and sighed, “You are too! You have wives and children, why don’t you tell mom! When will you bring them back?” Come home?! You can’t just abandon them because they are women from mountain villages and have no culture! How did I educate you?! If you don’t want to raise them, bring them back and I’ll raise them!”

you don't want to raise...

Zhang Tengfei was very melancholy, with a splitting headache and the desire to die, "Mom... this is a deep, deep misunderstanding... I will call you later..." Then he quickly hung up the phone, turned off the phone, and put the battery snapped out...

Zhang Tengfei covered his face, his eyes were tightly closed, and he finally understood why Lu Pinghou always carried quick-acting heart-rescuing pills...

Zhang Xiujie quietly slipped out from the other side of the bed, trying to escape back to Lujiacun overnight.

Zhang Tengfei grabbed his neck and shook him vigorously, "Fix this matter for me! Otherwise, I will rape you a hundred times every day!"

Zhang Xiujie was taken aback for a moment, he actually had some ballistic expectations...

Seeing that this trick didn't work, Zhang Tengfei had no choice but to kill him, "I'd better tell Mom about our affairs! I can't bear the blame alone!"

Zhang Xiujie groaned and hugged his thigh, "No! Onisang! Please give me another chance!"

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There was no sound in the small villa.

Originally, everyone gathered around the dining table to eat supper, but it was Zhou Hui who discovered the negative news about Zhang Tengfei, scolded them, and confiscated all the food.

Zhou Hui blamed Lu Pinghou, "Why let them mess around, something happened now!"

Lu Pinghou sighed. Originally, he saw that their progress was too slow, so he wanted to lend a hand...

Li Weilin's original plan was for everyone to act in batches to break the will of the enemy, causing him to make a lot of mistakes and make a fool of himself, and finally achieve the ultimate goal of destroying the woman's impression of him.

I didn't expect to make a big fuss...

"This is the end..." Li Weilin was dumbfounded.

Li Qiusheng looked at Lu Pinghou, "Brother Monkey, what should I do..."

Before he finished speaking, Lu Pinghou's cell phone rang.

Zhang Xiujie cried and howled and begged Lu Pinghou to help his brother to be innocent, and claimed that he was willing to be a cow and a horse in the next life to repay his great kindness.

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The next day, the person in charge of the T City Mental Hospital issued an apology statement on a large website, claiming that the patients in his hospital were forcibly taken away by their family members before they reached the standard for discharge. into this farce.

The person in charge made a deep review of the hospital's security department for failing to effectively stop the patient's family, and sincerely apologized to Mr. Zhang Tengfei, who was innocently implicated. Mr. Zhang Tengfei is really a gentleman, especially cultivated...

As soon as the statement came out, thousands of waves were stirred up on major websites, and all kinds of abuse and bullying came and went one after another.

Zhang Tengfei quickly became a national puppet. He was exposed by all kinds of human flesh and his company. He took on a lot of new business and opened up some new fields. This is a later story...