Joy is not a cure for disease
Chapter 85 Chapter 85
The Tian family has a leisurely month, and people are busy in May~
Lujia Village ushered in the annual summer harvest again.
Although the summer harvest is not as large-scale as the autumn harvest, the summer harvest is the peak tourist season, and there will be celebrations after the summer harvest. It is just to take this opportunity to make a big publicity and attract more customers to Lujia Village for vacation.
Zhang Xiujie and Lu Haikong had to do a series of publicity preparations before the summer harvest, planning for various activities, packaging of new crops, materials for promotional videos, materials for various advertising channels, and so on.
The main part of the indoor racecourse that Lu Pinghou is planning to build is about to be completed, and he has already started to publicize it to raise money. It is claimed that if you apply for a membership card in advance, you can enjoy a [-]% discount for three years...
The villa area has also started to make appointments and registrations in advance. Zhang Xiujie urged Lu Haikong and others to rent the entire villa in advance, and then rent out single rooms online, as a second-hand landlord, to earn some pocket money...
Lu Pinghou let them do the work, he was too lazy to take care of it and he had no time to take care of it. He has been very busy recently. Category……
At the same time, he also co-organized summer camps with several schools... Actually, you can't make money doing this thing, so you just want to make a good name and advertise by the way.
Because there are more horse farm villa summer camps and some accounts for new plots and new crops, Zhou Hui and other finances are too busy to cook. He has no time to cook. He ordered a few boxes of instant noodles and ham sausages from the Internet and moved them to the second floor. Give it to Lu Haikong and Zhang Xiujie, and then send Li Qiusheng and Li Weilin to the cafeteria to help, and let them solve the food there by themselves...
After Li Qiusheng helped out in the canteen last time, he worked hard to practice his mental arithmetic skills, and now he has become proficient. Not only can he quickly calculate the sum of the price of fried dough sticks and tofu brains, but he can also find time to help the uncle fry fried fried dough cakes, and urge the next one by the way...
"Hurry up! Hurry up! Don't dawdle! How many pancakes and fritters do you want?! A big bowl of tofu and a small bowl?!"
"I...I want to drink soy milk..." the big man said weakly.
While quickly flipping the fried dough sticks, Li Qiusheng picked up the cooked fried dough sticks into the oil-draining basket, and said in distaste: "What's so good about soy milk, uncle! Is there any more soy milk?!"
The uncle on the other side asked the young man in charge of serving the tofu nao soy milk, and replied: "There is still soy milk! The sugar is gone! Drink the original flavor!"
The big man felt a little aggrieved, "I...I want something sweet..."
Li Qiusheng clicked his tongue, took out two packs of sugar packets left over from their coffee at the weekly meeting, and handed them to the big man together with fried dough sticks, and shouted at the tofu stall: "Give him a bowl of soy milk!"
The big man happily took the sugar bag and fried dough sticks, thanked him and ran to get the soy milk.
Li Qiusheng waved his long chopsticks and roared, "Come back! I haven't clocked in yet!"
The uncle next to him wiped the sweat off his head, looked at Li Qiusheng with relief, and said to himself, a child can be taught~
After finally surviving the rush hour for breakfast, the uncle fried a huge scallion pancake for Li Qiusheng, and filled him with a big bowl of tofu nao, filled with marinade and spicy oil~
Li Qiusheng has been busy since he came here early in the morning, and he was so hungry and dizzy that he persisted until now. He smelled the rice and almost knelt down with tears streaming down his face.
Tofu nao with scallion pancakes is the best breakfast in the world!none of them!Don't change it for 100 million!
Li Weilin came to him with a few drawers of steamed dumplings and thin pork porridge with preserved eggs. Li Qiusheng didn't even have time to say hello to him. He picked up a pancake with tofu and stuffed it into his mouth. He ate a huge pancake in a few strokes. It was clean, not even a piece of scum was left for Li Weilin...
Li Weilin watched helplessly as he wiped out the pancakes and tofu brains, and then extended his claws to the steamed dumplings on his side...
"What stuffing?"
"...radish beef..."
"I don't like carrots..." Li Qiusheng frowned, stuffing it into his mouth as he spoke...
The corner of Li Weilin's mouth twitched...
Li Qiusheng, late stage, enigmatic appetite...
Li Weilin's father was discharged from the hospital smoothly, and Li Weilin took him to a new house.The old man was awkward for two days, and then sent Li Weilin back to work in Lujiacun.With the help of Aunt Xu to take care of her, Li Weilin felt more at ease.
Lu Pinghou deducted half a month's salary for a symbolic amount, but gave him generous money for visiting patients.Li Weilin was so moved that he vowed to die in a daze.
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Zhang Xiujie got fat.
He was wearing pajamas, with his legs curled up in the computer chair, the sides of his shirt were rolled up, exposing the white flesh around his waist...
I’ve been too busy lately, and Zhou’s cooking is very irregular. Most of the time, a few people rely on instant noodles and ham sausage to satisfy their hunger. Zhang Xiujie has a sloppy mouth and eats instant noodles within two days. Even if he is tired of eating crooked things, he will not open his mouth again Lu Haikong is afraid that Zhang Xiujie will have another convulsion and quit, so he hires Li Weilin to drive him to bring food back from the cafeteria at his own expense. The day and night are reversed, causing endocrine disorders, and the consequence is to grow fat...
Lu Haikong watched him kill a chicken leg in a few mouthfuls and picked his teeth, then looked at the flesh on his waist, and said with emotion: "You are fat..."
Zhang Xiujie suddenly froze, turned his head mechanically, and spat: "Axi!! Have you eaten your rice?!"
Lu Haikong blinked, "Strictly speaking, it belongs to my family..." Then he was beaten...
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Zhang Xiujie went on a hunger strike...
Just because Li Weilin couldn't stand it anymore and said to him, "If you get fatter, be careful that your brother doesn't want you."
Zhang Xiujie cracked in an instant, and he didn't recover for a long time. Since then, no grain of rice has entered...
Lu Pinghou watched Zhang Xiujie's soul fly away, and angrily beat up Li Weilin and Lu Haikong, "Don't provoke him so much! I still have a train-like job!"
Lu Haikong protested aggrieved: "It's none of my business..."
"It's your incompetence and cowardice that fueled the slut's arrogance!"
Li Weilin covered his mouth and whispered in Zhang Xiujie's ear: "I don't want you~~I don't want you~~"
Zhang Xiujie completely lost consciousness, turned into dust, and drifted away with the wind...
Lu Pinghou's blood pressure soared, and his veins exploded in his head. He picked up a feather duster and went straight downstairs to send Daxing to rush, "I'll fuck you bitch! See if grandpa won't abolish your son today!"
Li Weilin burst into tears in an instant, yelling at Sa Yazi to catch up with him, kneeling on the ground with a plop, grabbing his thigh desperately, and begging for mercy with snot and tears, "Awwhhhh!! I was wrong! My lord! A lot! You are tolerant and big! I beg you to let us go!"
Lu Pinghou held his breath in his chest, waving a feather duster and whipping him like a bully, "I can't cure you, damn it!"
Li Weilin yelled in pain, "The city management is beating me!! Is there anyone in charge!!!"
Zhou Hui sighed and persuaded: "I want to fight, I just wiped the floor."
Li Qiusheng squeezed Zhang Xiujie back into human form, patted him on the shoulder, and persuaded him: "You'd better work hard, you have to do it sooner or later anyway, if this trouble continues, what if Brother Hou gets impatient and attacks your brother?" Do it, when the time comes, you will go bankrupt, and the whole family will drink the northwest wind and be stared at by the world..."
Zhang Xiujie was so frightened that his body trembled!Imagined that his hard-won happy life was like a picture in the mirror, slowly cracking, and smashing to pieces... He woke up with a cry!Immediately turned into a small working robot, waving the mouse and keyboard.
Lu Haikong stood aside and wept silently...
The whole summer is painful and happy......
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Hot summer, hot sun~
The wiring of the small villa has been in disrepair for a long time, and it finally went on strike when the air conditioner was running continuously day and night...
Everyone lay on the floor of the living room like dogs, moving around when it was warm, turning over occasionally, praying that the floor would cool them down.
Li Weilin was sweating profusely, sticking out his tongue and dismantling all the wiring that could be disassembled. He couldn't find the fault. In the end, he couldn't take it anymore, and threw himself on the floor...
"My ability is limited, please ask someone else to be wise..."
There was a wail from the house.
Lu Pinghou took out a banana fan, pulled up the little psycho who was lying on the floor and was about to melt away, let him sit in front of him, and fanned him up and down, "Be patient, I will find someone to fix it tomorrow."
Li Qiusheng unwrapped the last popsicle that Lu Pinghou had buckled, and stuffed it into his mouth with a whimper.
Everyone stared at his popsicle eyes with an evil light.
Lu Pinghou glanced at them sideways, his head of black hair opened his teeth and claws like a poisonous snake under the agitation of the plantain fan, with an indescribably evil charm.
Everyone trembled, their eyes reluctantly left the popsicles, sometimes they faced the wall and thought, sometimes they looked at the sky...
"I don't know if I can live until tomorrow... I haven't seen the sea yet..." Li Qiusheng felt better as he licked the popsicle and let the wind blow.
Lu Pinghou picked up Li Qiusheng's chin, turned his face to his own, pouted his mouth and took a mouthful, licking the cool and soft, and instantly felt relieved.
Lu Pinghou was kind, "That's right~ I've been busy for so long, it's time to relax."
Everyone was taken aback, and crawled to his feet one after another, waiting for the next sentence with their ears pricked up.
Lu Pinghou shook his hair, "Let's do this, call someone to repair the circuit tomorrow, and I'll take you to the beach to have a blast~"
There was silence in the room for two seconds, followed by bursts of piercing screams.All the dog legs flattered Lu Pinghou one after another, pinching shoulders, rubbing legs, fanning the wind, serving tea, handing water to wipe away sweat, and Li Qiusheng gnawed on his face...
Zhou Hui smiled and shook his head, "Have fun, I won't go if I have something to do."
Everyone was taken aback, Lu Pinghou asked, "What's the matter?"
"I'm going to the bank tomorrow, and I have some checks to deposit."
"What's the hurry? Can't you delay for two days?"
"No, I was too busy a few days ago and I didn't have time to go. If I don't go tomorrow, it will be invalidated."
Lu Pinghou thought for a while, "Ask who is free in the dormitory and ask him to go for you."
Zhou Hui shook his head, "No, I have other things to do. I'll do it together. Besides, someone needs to be at home to repair the circuit. I'll contact you to fix it. Leave me alone and have fun."
Zhang Xiujie hugged Zhou Hui, "Why don't you~~ go together~~ I don't feel safe at home without my father~"
"Oh?" Zhou Hui patted his head lovingly, "If that's the case, don't go, just stay with me."
Zhang Xiujie backed away silently...
Lu Pinghou didn't persuade him anymore, anyway, he could come back the same day he went to the beach, and there will be plenty of opportunities in the future.
Li Weilin went to see Dr. Kang to use the air conditioner that night, and invited him to go to the beach to play together.Before Lu Pinghou gave orders, Zhang Xiujie hurriedly called his brother, but it was a pity that Tengfei’s brother couldn’t go because of something, Zhang Xiujie felt extremely frustrated, Tengfei’s brother felt that he was depressed, so he had an indescribable video with him, the two played the role of the domineering president It's a joy to play with the bitter little design...
Lu Pinghou called Rosen, and Rosen sneezed loudly as soon as he answered the phone...
Rosen sniffed, with a strong nasal voice, "What's wrong? Is there something wrong?"
Lu Pinghou was silent for two seconds, "It's nothing, I dreamed that you were sick, so I'll give you a call to express my condolences, you should have a good rest, goodbye." After finishing speaking, he hung up the phone.
Rosen sneezed twice more, with a confused face, "What?!"
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The blue sky, white clouds, sandy beaches, crowds, blue sea and endless sea horizon interweave into a beautiful picture in summer~~
The cool sea breeze blows over the face, and the beautiful body is playing in the bright sunshine~
The Lujia Village sightseeing tour group was wearing bright underpants of different designs and colors, and sunglasses, with their own background style, walking slowly towards the beach.
From a distance, it looks like a group of human traffickers coming from Siberia... The people around them automatically give up an area to avoid being implicated.
People seldom come to the beach, and there is no swimming trunks in the small villa. Dr. Kang originally wanted to take everyone to a detour to buy swimming trunks, but the dog legs can’t wait to see the sea, so they yelled that swimming trunks are sold everywhere, so don’t waste them. time.Doctor Kang thought about it, so he went straight to the beach.
It's a pity that there are no ordinary swimming trunks for miles around the area where they dock...
"Damn it, I've never been so embarrassing when I grow up." Dr. Kang tugged at the flowery underpants on his body, wanting to bump his head to death on the beach.
Lu Pinghou was smoking a cigarette, "Just get used to it."
Li Weilin and the others immediately turned into idiots who had never seen the market before, rushing towards the embrace of the sea.
Lu Pinghou yelled: "Damn it! Don't go deep! Nobody will catch you if you drown!"
Li Qiusheng saw the sea for the first time in his life. He was stuck in a huge life buoy, and he was in the waist-deep sea water. Excited, oh oh oh, after a long time, he suddenly said, "It's so fishy~~"
Li Weilin put his hips on his hips, "Of course, it's full of seafood~"
Zhang Xiujie outstretched his scissors hands and howled into the depths of the sea, "Hi everyone!! I am your super popular Asian idol Nan Bowan~Xiao Xiuxiu~~~ Next, I will bring you my debut song~ I hope everyone I like it~~!"
"You are the most beautiful cloud in my sky! Why didn't I keep you!!"
Li Weilin and Li Qiusheng twisted Xiaoman's waist and echoed: "Stay here!"
Lu Haikong: "..." I sang the wrong words...
Li Weilin suddenly became poetic, "Ocean! Why are you so blue!"
A burst of waves hit everyone, and everyone was splashed with sea water. Li Weilin roared: "Sea water! Why are you so salty!"
Zhang Xiujie patted Li Weilin and pointed to a cloud in the sky, "Look! Does that look like the 200 yuan I lent you last week!"
Li Weilin put his hands next to his ears pretendingly, "What are you talking about? The waves are too big and I can't hear you clearly!"
"I'm fighting with you!"
Another wave came, Zhang Xiujie couldn't stand still and fell into the sea, Lu Haikong and Li Weilin rushed to salvage.
Zhang Xiujie choked on the water and howled, "Oh cough cough cough! It's so bitter! So astringent! So bitter!"
Li Weilin patted him on the shoulder and comforted him: "Young man, it would be nice to experience more storms~"
"Axi! I'm just a prodigy!"
Lu Haikong asked him, "Are you all right?"
Zhang Xiujie waved his hand to show that he was fine, Li Weilin laughed at him as a landlubber, and the two almost fought again, Lu Haikong didn't want to talk to them, he raised his head and looked around, sweating instantly...
"Where is Shengsheng..."
Lu Pinghou went to rent a sun umbrella with Dr. Kang, and asked about the price of the motorboat by the way. In a blink of an eye, Li Qiusheng was left with a black spot...
Lu Pinghou felt cold...
Li Qiusheng was stuck in the lifebuoy, and he didn't know when he had drifted away with the waves...
"Help—!" The heart-piercing roar was ruthlessly covered by the waves and the noisy crowd...
Li Weilin kicked Zhang Xiujie back to the beach, and followed Lu Haikong to rescue him. Lu Pinghou and Dr. Kang also swam desperately towards Li Qiusheng.
Everyone rushed to drag Li Qiusheng back...
Li Qiusheng was stuck in the lifebuoy and hugged Lu Pinghou with difficulty, still in shock...
"The sea is so scary... It seems that something is calling me... I was taken away by it when I realized it... This is the legendary sea burial..."
Everyone: "..."
Lu Pinghou was so flatulent that he kicked them all away, swearing to the death that his little psycho would never play with them again.
Li Qiusheng followed Lu Pinghou to buy cold drinks to calm the shock.He stared at the coconut peeler next to the cold drink shop for a long time.
"what is this?"
"This is a coconut." Lu Pinghou bought one for him, pulled out the decorative flower next to the coconut and inserted it on his big ball head~
She is so beautiful~
Li Qiusheng has a delicate pink flower on her head and a smooth back. Although she is wearing flowery pants, she has a sense of honey charm~
Many people rushed to tell each other, ran to him one after another to see, saw his chest was flat and lost, and finally refused to give up and took pictures of his back...
Lu Pinghou's veins burst all over his body, he pulled the little psychopath behind him, and roared: "Take a picture! Admire Grandpa's pectoral muscles!"
The lackeys were in a mess, "Master Hou! Don't do this! Your painting style has changed!"
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It was already noon when Zhou Hui came out of the bank, and the air around him was distorted by the sun. People walked carefully on the asphalt road, for fear that if they accidentally fell, they would stick to the ground, and even a shovel would not be able to shovel it...
Zhou Hui was almost thrown back to the bank by the heat wave outside. He checked the time and decided to go to KFC across the road for lunch.
It was meal time, and there were quite a lot of people in KFC, so Zhou Hui randomly found a line to queue at the back. He took off his sunglasses and wiped the sweat from his forehead with the back of his hand.I'm sweating all over on such a short road, I don't know if I can make it back to the small villa alive...
His body gradually cooled down, and when it was Zhou's turn to order, he casually ordered a set meal and paid for it, waiting there bored.
Suddenly someone touched Next Zhouhui's shoulder, and Zhouhui subconsciously looked at the ordering port next to him.
"Wu...Zheng...? Is it you...?"
When he first saw the man's face, Zhou Hui didn't react for a while, but when he heard the name, he felt his heart stop suddenly, the blood in his whole body seemed to freeze instantly, and a bone-piercing chill emerged from the soles of his feet... …
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Lujia Village ushered in the annual summer harvest again.
Although the summer harvest is not as large-scale as the autumn harvest, the summer harvest is the peak tourist season, and there will be celebrations after the summer harvest. It is just to take this opportunity to make a big publicity and attract more customers to Lujia Village for vacation.
Zhang Xiujie and Lu Haikong had to do a series of publicity preparations before the summer harvest, planning for various activities, packaging of new crops, materials for promotional videos, materials for various advertising channels, and so on.
The main part of the indoor racecourse that Lu Pinghou is planning to build is about to be completed, and he has already started to publicize it to raise money. It is claimed that if you apply for a membership card in advance, you can enjoy a [-]% discount for three years...
The villa area has also started to make appointments and registrations in advance. Zhang Xiujie urged Lu Haikong and others to rent the entire villa in advance, and then rent out single rooms online, as a second-hand landlord, to earn some pocket money...
Lu Pinghou let them do the work, he was too lazy to take care of it and he had no time to take care of it. He has been very busy recently. Category……
At the same time, he also co-organized summer camps with several schools... Actually, you can't make money doing this thing, so you just want to make a good name and advertise by the way.
Because there are more horse farm villa summer camps and some accounts for new plots and new crops, Zhou Hui and other finances are too busy to cook. He has no time to cook. He ordered a few boxes of instant noodles and ham sausages from the Internet and moved them to the second floor. Give it to Lu Haikong and Zhang Xiujie, and then send Li Qiusheng and Li Weilin to the cafeteria to help, and let them solve the food there by themselves...
After Li Qiusheng helped out in the canteen last time, he worked hard to practice his mental arithmetic skills, and now he has become proficient. Not only can he quickly calculate the sum of the price of fried dough sticks and tofu brains, but he can also find time to help the uncle fry fried fried dough cakes, and urge the next one by the way...
"Hurry up! Hurry up! Don't dawdle! How many pancakes and fritters do you want?! A big bowl of tofu and a small bowl?!"
"I...I want to drink soy milk..." the big man said weakly.
While quickly flipping the fried dough sticks, Li Qiusheng picked up the cooked fried dough sticks into the oil-draining basket, and said in distaste: "What's so good about soy milk, uncle! Is there any more soy milk?!"
The uncle on the other side asked the young man in charge of serving the tofu nao soy milk, and replied: "There is still soy milk! The sugar is gone! Drink the original flavor!"
The big man felt a little aggrieved, "I...I want something sweet..."
Li Qiusheng clicked his tongue, took out two packs of sugar packets left over from their coffee at the weekly meeting, and handed them to the big man together with fried dough sticks, and shouted at the tofu stall: "Give him a bowl of soy milk!"
The big man happily took the sugar bag and fried dough sticks, thanked him and ran to get the soy milk.
Li Qiusheng waved his long chopsticks and roared, "Come back! I haven't clocked in yet!"
The uncle next to him wiped the sweat off his head, looked at Li Qiusheng with relief, and said to himself, a child can be taught~
After finally surviving the rush hour for breakfast, the uncle fried a huge scallion pancake for Li Qiusheng, and filled him with a big bowl of tofu nao, filled with marinade and spicy oil~
Li Qiusheng has been busy since he came here early in the morning, and he was so hungry and dizzy that he persisted until now. He smelled the rice and almost knelt down with tears streaming down his face.
Tofu nao with scallion pancakes is the best breakfast in the world!none of them!Don't change it for 100 million!
Li Weilin came to him with a few drawers of steamed dumplings and thin pork porridge with preserved eggs. Li Qiusheng didn't even have time to say hello to him. He picked up a pancake with tofu and stuffed it into his mouth. He ate a huge pancake in a few strokes. It was clean, not even a piece of scum was left for Li Weilin...
Li Weilin watched helplessly as he wiped out the pancakes and tofu brains, and then extended his claws to the steamed dumplings on his side...
"What stuffing?"
"...radish beef..."
"I don't like carrots..." Li Qiusheng frowned, stuffing it into his mouth as he spoke...
The corner of Li Weilin's mouth twitched...
Li Qiusheng, late stage, enigmatic appetite...
Li Weilin's father was discharged from the hospital smoothly, and Li Weilin took him to a new house.The old man was awkward for two days, and then sent Li Weilin back to work in Lujiacun.With the help of Aunt Xu to take care of her, Li Weilin felt more at ease.
Lu Pinghou deducted half a month's salary for a symbolic amount, but gave him generous money for visiting patients.Li Weilin was so moved that he vowed to die in a daze.
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Zhang Xiujie got fat.
He was wearing pajamas, with his legs curled up in the computer chair, the sides of his shirt were rolled up, exposing the white flesh around his waist...
I’ve been too busy lately, and Zhou’s cooking is very irregular. Most of the time, a few people rely on instant noodles and ham sausage to satisfy their hunger. Zhang Xiujie has a sloppy mouth and eats instant noodles within two days. Even if he is tired of eating crooked things, he will not open his mouth again Lu Haikong is afraid that Zhang Xiujie will have another convulsion and quit, so he hires Li Weilin to drive him to bring food back from the cafeteria at his own expense. The day and night are reversed, causing endocrine disorders, and the consequence is to grow fat...
Lu Haikong watched him kill a chicken leg in a few mouthfuls and picked his teeth, then looked at the flesh on his waist, and said with emotion: "You are fat..."
Zhang Xiujie suddenly froze, turned his head mechanically, and spat: "Axi!! Have you eaten your rice?!"
Lu Haikong blinked, "Strictly speaking, it belongs to my family..." Then he was beaten...
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Zhang Xiujie went on a hunger strike...
Just because Li Weilin couldn't stand it anymore and said to him, "If you get fatter, be careful that your brother doesn't want you."
Zhang Xiujie cracked in an instant, and he didn't recover for a long time. Since then, no grain of rice has entered...
Lu Pinghou watched Zhang Xiujie's soul fly away, and angrily beat up Li Weilin and Lu Haikong, "Don't provoke him so much! I still have a train-like job!"
Lu Haikong protested aggrieved: "It's none of my business..."
"It's your incompetence and cowardice that fueled the slut's arrogance!"
Li Weilin covered his mouth and whispered in Zhang Xiujie's ear: "I don't want you~~I don't want you~~"
Zhang Xiujie completely lost consciousness, turned into dust, and drifted away with the wind...
Lu Pinghou's blood pressure soared, and his veins exploded in his head. He picked up a feather duster and went straight downstairs to send Daxing to rush, "I'll fuck you bitch! See if grandpa won't abolish your son today!"
Li Weilin burst into tears in an instant, yelling at Sa Yazi to catch up with him, kneeling on the ground with a plop, grabbing his thigh desperately, and begging for mercy with snot and tears, "Awwhhhh!! I was wrong! My lord! A lot! You are tolerant and big! I beg you to let us go!"
Lu Pinghou held his breath in his chest, waving a feather duster and whipping him like a bully, "I can't cure you, damn it!"
Li Weilin yelled in pain, "The city management is beating me!! Is there anyone in charge!!!"
Zhou Hui sighed and persuaded: "I want to fight, I just wiped the floor."
Li Qiusheng squeezed Zhang Xiujie back into human form, patted him on the shoulder, and persuaded him: "You'd better work hard, you have to do it sooner or later anyway, if this trouble continues, what if Brother Hou gets impatient and attacks your brother?" Do it, when the time comes, you will go bankrupt, and the whole family will drink the northwest wind and be stared at by the world..."
Zhang Xiujie was so frightened that his body trembled!Imagined that his hard-won happy life was like a picture in the mirror, slowly cracking, and smashing to pieces... He woke up with a cry!Immediately turned into a small working robot, waving the mouse and keyboard.
Lu Haikong stood aside and wept silently...
The whole summer is painful and happy......
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Hot summer, hot sun~
The wiring of the small villa has been in disrepair for a long time, and it finally went on strike when the air conditioner was running continuously day and night...
Everyone lay on the floor of the living room like dogs, moving around when it was warm, turning over occasionally, praying that the floor would cool them down.
Li Weilin was sweating profusely, sticking out his tongue and dismantling all the wiring that could be disassembled. He couldn't find the fault. In the end, he couldn't take it anymore, and threw himself on the floor...
"My ability is limited, please ask someone else to be wise..."
There was a wail from the house.
Lu Pinghou took out a banana fan, pulled up the little psycho who was lying on the floor and was about to melt away, let him sit in front of him, and fanned him up and down, "Be patient, I will find someone to fix it tomorrow."
Li Qiusheng unwrapped the last popsicle that Lu Pinghou had buckled, and stuffed it into his mouth with a whimper.
Everyone stared at his popsicle eyes with an evil light.
Lu Pinghou glanced at them sideways, his head of black hair opened his teeth and claws like a poisonous snake under the agitation of the plantain fan, with an indescribably evil charm.
Everyone trembled, their eyes reluctantly left the popsicles, sometimes they faced the wall and thought, sometimes they looked at the sky...
"I don't know if I can live until tomorrow... I haven't seen the sea yet..." Li Qiusheng felt better as he licked the popsicle and let the wind blow.
Lu Pinghou picked up Li Qiusheng's chin, turned his face to his own, pouted his mouth and took a mouthful, licking the cool and soft, and instantly felt relieved.
Lu Pinghou was kind, "That's right~ I've been busy for so long, it's time to relax."
Everyone was taken aback, and crawled to his feet one after another, waiting for the next sentence with their ears pricked up.
Lu Pinghou shook his hair, "Let's do this, call someone to repair the circuit tomorrow, and I'll take you to the beach to have a blast~"
There was silence in the room for two seconds, followed by bursts of piercing screams.All the dog legs flattered Lu Pinghou one after another, pinching shoulders, rubbing legs, fanning the wind, serving tea, handing water to wipe away sweat, and Li Qiusheng gnawed on his face...
Zhou Hui smiled and shook his head, "Have fun, I won't go if I have something to do."
Everyone was taken aback, Lu Pinghou asked, "What's the matter?"
"I'm going to the bank tomorrow, and I have some checks to deposit."
"What's the hurry? Can't you delay for two days?"
"No, I was too busy a few days ago and I didn't have time to go. If I don't go tomorrow, it will be invalidated."
Lu Pinghou thought for a while, "Ask who is free in the dormitory and ask him to go for you."
Zhou Hui shook his head, "No, I have other things to do. I'll do it together. Besides, someone needs to be at home to repair the circuit. I'll contact you to fix it. Leave me alone and have fun."
Zhang Xiujie hugged Zhou Hui, "Why don't you~~ go together~~ I don't feel safe at home without my father~"
"Oh?" Zhou Hui patted his head lovingly, "If that's the case, don't go, just stay with me."
Zhang Xiujie backed away silently...
Lu Pinghou didn't persuade him anymore, anyway, he could come back the same day he went to the beach, and there will be plenty of opportunities in the future.
Li Weilin went to see Dr. Kang to use the air conditioner that night, and invited him to go to the beach to play together.Before Lu Pinghou gave orders, Zhang Xiujie hurriedly called his brother, but it was a pity that Tengfei’s brother couldn’t go because of something, Zhang Xiujie felt extremely frustrated, Tengfei’s brother felt that he was depressed, so he had an indescribable video with him, the two played the role of the domineering president It's a joy to play with the bitter little design...
Lu Pinghou called Rosen, and Rosen sneezed loudly as soon as he answered the phone...
Rosen sniffed, with a strong nasal voice, "What's wrong? Is there something wrong?"
Lu Pinghou was silent for two seconds, "It's nothing, I dreamed that you were sick, so I'll give you a call to express my condolences, you should have a good rest, goodbye." After finishing speaking, he hung up the phone.
Rosen sneezed twice more, with a confused face, "What?!"
………………
The blue sky, white clouds, sandy beaches, crowds, blue sea and endless sea horizon interweave into a beautiful picture in summer~~
The cool sea breeze blows over the face, and the beautiful body is playing in the bright sunshine~
The Lujia Village sightseeing tour group was wearing bright underpants of different designs and colors, and sunglasses, with their own background style, walking slowly towards the beach.
From a distance, it looks like a group of human traffickers coming from Siberia... The people around them automatically give up an area to avoid being implicated.
People seldom come to the beach, and there is no swimming trunks in the small villa. Dr. Kang originally wanted to take everyone to a detour to buy swimming trunks, but the dog legs can’t wait to see the sea, so they yelled that swimming trunks are sold everywhere, so don’t waste them. time.Doctor Kang thought about it, so he went straight to the beach.
It's a pity that there are no ordinary swimming trunks for miles around the area where they dock...
"Damn it, I've never been so embarrassing when I grow up." Dr. Kang tugged at the flowery underpants on his body, wanting to bump his head to death on the beach.
Lu Pinghou was smoking a cigarette, "Just get used to it."
Li Weilin and the others immediately turned into idiots who had never seen the market before, rushing towards the embrace of the sea.
Lu Pinghou yelled: "Damn it! Don't go deep! Nobody will catch you if you drown!"
Li Qiusheng saw the sea for the first time in his life. He was stuck in a huge life buoy, and he was in the waist-deep sea water. Excited, oh oh oh, after a long time, he suddenly said, "It's so fishy~~"
Li Weilin put his hips on his hips, "Of course, it's full of seafood~"
Zhang Xiujie outstretched his scissors hands and howled into the depths of the sea, "Hi everyone!! I am your super popular Asian idol Nan Bowan~Xiao Xiuxiu~~~ Next, I will bring you my debut song~ I hope everyone I like it~~!"
"You are the most beautiful cloud in my sky! Why didn't I keep you!!"
Li Weilin and Li Qiusheng twisted Xiaoman's waist and echoed: "Stay here!"
Lu Haikong: "..." I sang the wrong words...
Li Weilin suddenly became poetic, "Ocean! Why are you so blue!"
A burst of waves hit everyone, and everyone was splashed with sea water. Li Weilin roared: "Sea water! Why are you so salty!"
Zhang Xiujie patted Li Weilin and pointed to a cloud in the sky, "Look! Does that look like the 200 yuan I lent you last week!"
Li Weilin put his hands next to his ears pretendingly, "What are you talking about? The waves are too big and I can't hear you clearly!"
"I'm fighting with you!"
Another wave came, Zhang Xiujie couldn't stand still and fell into the sea, Lu Haikong and Li Weilin rushed to salvage.
Zhang Xiujie choked on the water and howled, "Oh cough cough cough! It's so bitter! So astringent! So bitter!"
Li Weilin patted him on the shoulder and comforted him: "Young man, it would be nice to experience more storms~"
"Axi! I'm just a prodigy!"
Lu Haikong asked him, "Are you all right?"
Zhang Xiujie waved his hand to show that he was fine, Li Weilin laughed at him as a landlubber, and the two almost fought again, Lu Haikong didn't want to talk to them, he raised his head and looked around, sweating instantly...
"Where is Shengsheng..."
Lu Pinghou went to rent a sun umbrella with Dr. Kang, and asked about the price of the motorboat by the way. In a blink of an eye, Li Qiusheng was left with a black spot...
Lu Pinghou felt cold...
Li Qiusheng was stuck in the lifebuoy, and he didn't know when he had drifted away with the waves...
"Help—!" The heart-piercing roar was ruthlessly covered by the waves and the noisy crowd...
Li Weilin kicked Zhang Xiujie back to the beach, and followed Lu Haikong to rescue him. Lu Pinghou and Dr. Kang also swam desperately towards Li Qiusheng.
Everyone rushed to drag Li Qiusheng back...
Li Qiusheng was stuck in the lifebuoy and hugged Lu Pinghou with difficulty, still in shock...
"The sea is so scary... It seems that something is calling me... I was taken away by it when I realized it... This is the legendary sea burial..."
Everyone: "..."
Lu Pinghou was so flatulent that he kicked them all away, swearing to the death that his little psycho would never play with them again.
Li Qiusheng followed Lu Pinghou to buy cold drinks to calm the shock.He stared at the coconut peeler next to the cold drink shop for a long time.
"what is this?"
"This is a coconut." Lu Pinghou bought one for him, pulled out the decorative flower next to the coconut and inserted it on his big ball head~
She is so beautiful~
Li Qiusheng has a delicate pink flower on her head and a smooth back. Although she is wearing flowery pants, she has a sense of honey charm~
Many people rushed to tell each other, ran to him one after another to see, saw his chest was flat and lost, and finally refused to give up and took pictures of his back...
Lu Pinghou's veins burst all over his body, he pulled the little psychopath behind him, and roared: "Take a picture! Admire Grandpa's pectoral muscles!"
The lackeys were in a mess, "Master Hou! Don't do this! Your painting style has changed!"
…………
It was already noon when Zhou Hui came out of the bank, and the air around him was distorted by the sun. People walked carefully on the asphalt road, for fear that if they accidentally fell, they would stick to the ground, and even a shovel would not be able to shovel it...
Zhou Hui was almost thrown back to the bank by the heat wave outside. He checked the time and decided to go to KFC across the road for lunch.
It was meal time, and there were quite a lot of people in KFC, so Zhou Hui randomly found a line to queue at the back. He took off his sunglasses and wiped the sweat from his forehead with the back of his hand.I'm sweating all over on such a short road, I don't know if I can make it back to the small villa alive...
His body gradually cooled down, and when it was Zhou's turn to order, he casually ordered a set meal and paid for it, waiting there bored.
Suddenly someone touched Next Zhouhui's shoulder, and Zhouhui subconsciously looked at the ordering port next to him.
"Wu...Zheng...? Is it you...?"
When he first saw the man's face, Zhou Hui didn't react for a while, but when he heard the name, he felt his heart stop suddenly, the blood in his whole body seemed to freeze instantly, and a bone-piercing chill emerged from the soles of his feet... …
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