Daily life with male gods [entertainment circle]

"You cook this dish well!" The man picked up a piece of stewed meat with chopsticks, stuffed it into his mouth, chewed it carefully, and couldn't stop nodding in praise.

"Then you can eat more, come and have another glass of wine."

Gu Weijue nodded in response, picked up the red wine next to him and refilled another glass for the man.

The man sitting in front of Gu Weijue had a fat head and big ears, the gold chain around his neck was thicker than his little finger, and the pair of gold-rimmed glasses on the bridge of his nose were two points back from the bottom of the ink bottle. With his "five-month pregnant" beer belly, Gu Weijue knew that he must be a foodie, oh no, an idiot.

This man's surname is Zhang Mingkai, and he is the director of an upcoming web drama.Don't look at his appearance as a disservice to the society, the quality of the works he shoots on the Internet is obvious to all, and the click-through rate is unmatched. Many originally unknown artists have become popular since they made his movies.

Gu Weijue was lucky enough to be selected into the group. Taking advantage of the fact that the actor's role has not yet been determined, Gu Weijue decided to fight hard, trying to show his face in front of the audience, so as to make his acting career a little bit turbulent.

Although Gu Weijue has signed a contract with a performing arts company, he has been in the company for four or five years and is still an unknown [-]th-line artist: he plays dead bodies in serial dramas, cannon fodder in big movies, and a scumbag whose size is smaller than the cover of the protagonist's nostrils for a rare magazine shoot.

Gu Weijue sat in front of the director and pretended to smile, trying his best to pretend to be a die-hard fan.

"Director Zhang, I watch every movie you make! Seriously, I think every movie you make has a special feel, and it can be released in theaters!"

Gu Weijue picked up the wine glass and took a sip of the dark red liquid in the glass.

Zhang Kai laughed and continued to gnaw on the chicken leg in his hand.

Although Gu Weijue is not very good at filming, his cooking skills are top-notch.Gourd chicken, Dongpo pork, West Lake vinegar fish... It hasn't been long since I ate it, and there are only a pile of leftover bones left on the table.With a slight push, many bone residues fell to the ground.

"Pattern"

Dogs have a keen sense of smell and a more developed hearing.Hearing the sound of meat and bones falling to the ground, Zong Remnant, who was resting on the bed, trotted out of the bedroom and ran to the pile of bones to eat.

There is always a giant brown male Teddy raised by Gu Weijue. It is said to be giant, but it is a circle larger than other adult Teddy, half a head taller, and its paws are wider than other Teddy. .The reason why it is named Zongsheng is because it has never been eaten clean, and there is always some leftovers.

You can't keep leftover buns in the kennel. It seems that this saying doesn't apply to total leftovers.

Zong Yu has been by Gu Weijue's side since he was born, and he is already five years old by counting on his fingers.The bone-shaped pendant on the neck has not been replaced for many years, and the words "total left" on it are somewhat vague.I don't know if Gu Weijue's name is poisonous, the grown-up one is still an old "leftover dog".

In addition to the famous X hunger and thirst, Teddy in other people's homes will be X sky X place X air in spring, wishing X to turn over the whole universe, and babies are born in batches.Zongli has no interest in other little bitches, and only "self-comforts" at home in spring.

Do you want to say that the dog is ugly?The little bitch who chased after him every day in the neighborhood was the first to refuse.The little brown curly hair was well groomed by Gu Weijue, and the pair of small pitch-black eyes were as clear as obsidian. Walking around the neighborhood every day can attract the hatred of a bunch of little male dogs.

But such an excellent thing just doesn't "reproduce offspring", which makes Gu Weijue start to wonder if its orientation is influenced by himself...

Gu Weijue stared at Zong Yu, signaling that he was busy trying to keep him quiet.Zong Yu understood, spat out the half-eaten bone, smacked his lips, and walked to Gu Weijue's side, obediently squatting aside.

"Yo, so you have a dog!"

"Sorry, I made you laugh." Gu Weijue patted Zong Zuo's head.

Zhang Kai picked up a piece of meat from the table and handed it to Zong Yu to tease him, but Zong Yu ignored him, turned his head and looked at the fat-headed Kai Kai with disgust.

"Little Gu, I also know the reason why you came here today." Zhang Kai took out two tissue papers to wipe off the oil stains on his fingers, picked up a chair and leaned against Gu Weijue's side.

Gu Weijue smiled embarrassingly, and took out an envelope from the bag next to it, which was filled with a finger-thick soft girl coin.

"Director Zhang, this is a little thought. Can you...?" Gu Weijue stopped.

Zhang Kai picked up the envelope, weighed it, and put it back.

"To be honest, many people in the crew gave me red envelopes, and the weight is much heavier than yours."

Gu Weijue's monthly income is meager. After deducting the rent, water and electricity, and buying fried rice instant noodles, it is not easy to squeeze out such a small amount of money from between his teeth.

Zhang Kai didn't directly refuse, but the "four eyes" kept sizing up Gu Weijue's body, and seemed to have helped him unbutton his shirt just with his eyes.

Opened it and moved closer, one hand rested on Gu Weijue's shoulder. I don't know if it's the problem with the clothes or the director's hand is poisonous, it slid down the shoulder to Gu Weijue's backside, squeezed it lightly, tsk tsk, Softer than a woman's.

There had never been rumors about Zhang Kai's unspoken rules being an actress before, so I dare say his orientation is the same as mine.

"Little Gu, if you want to be famous, you still have to see if you are enlightened!" The opened face slowly moved closer.

"Enlightenment? What enlightenment?" Gu Weijue kept as far away as possible to avoid being overwhelmed by his bad breath.

"The consciousness of 'devotion' to art."

Concerned about being a director, Gu Weijue didn't dare to refuse directly. Although he said that he also likes men, he felt nauseous when he saw Zhang Kai's oily face.On the one hand, there is an opportunity to be famous, on the other hand, there is a face that is too ugly for the appearance of the city...

Gu Weijue's heart was shaking.

Zong Yu, who was squatting at the side, saw Gu Weijue's forced face, and his open hand was still approaching the mysterious area between Gu Weijue's legs, grinning his teeth and uttering a "uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu".

"Don't worry, I'll give you a character with a lot of appearances, the premise is that you show more and let me see if you are interested." After speaking, Zhang Kai took the initiative to unbutton Gu Weijue's chest.

Gu Weijue does not have the chest muscles like a muscular man, nor does he have the "Dcup" like the cover girl. In the aesthetics of normal people, he is at best white and clean. , Two dates on the poached egg.

"Wang!"

The open hand was about to "grow up" two "jujubes", when the remaining one jumped up, "Aww", he took a bite and bit hard on the side of the open hand.

"Ah!" The pain made the drunk Zhang Kai lose all interest, he jumped up from the chair abruptly, clutching his bitten hand.Take a closer look, Emma, ​​there is a row of dense tooth marks on the top that are oozing blood, and some of the tooth marks are still stained with some meat residue.

"X your mother! How dare you bite me! You fucking don't want to live anymore!" Zhang Kai forcefully pushed Gu Weijue who was sitting aside, and kicked towards Zong's stomach.

Don't look at Zhang Kai who looks like a pig, he is not weak at all with his big belly and round waist.It was always like a ball was scooped up by him so hard that it flew half a meter away.It bared its teeth and wanted to resist, but the pain could only make it curl up on the ground.

"Dog thing!" Zhang Kai spat at Zong Yu, took Gu Weijue's hand and was about to enter the room.

When beating Zong Zuo, Zhang Kai didn't notice at all that Gu Weijue's face had turned from red to black, and seeing Zong Yu being knocked down to the ground, his face was even more livid.When Zhang Kai pulled her up from the chair, Gu Weijue just raised his hand and mouthed.

With a "snap", Gu Weijue felt his palms go numb.

"You dare to hit me?"

"Crack!" Gu Weijue smacked his backhand again.

"Just hit it, do you still have to choose a date?"

Zhang Kai covered his red and swollen face, "You, do you want to rebel? Don't you want to join the group?"

If Gu Weijue was still hesitating just now, at the moment when he opened the game, he decided to give this fat director a little color.

Gu Weijue usually looks like a handsome scholar, but when he loses his temper, he even scares himself.One by one, he re-buttoned the unbuttoned buttons, "I won't be acting anymore! You're the fucking dog! It's up to the owner to beat the dog!"

Zhang Kai was so angry that his face turned red, the blood from his hands had stained half of his sleeves red, seeing that he had suffered a loss today, he simply tore his clothes off a rack.

"You wait for me! Don't kneel in front of me and beg me in the future!" After Zhang Kai left a word resentfully, he slammed the door shut.

There is only one person and one dog in the room.

Gu Weijue quickly bent down to check Zong Yu's abdomen that was kicked by Zhang Kai. The kick was not light, and despite Zong Sheng's size, he almost lost half of his life when he was kicked by Zhang Kai like this.

Seeing Gu Weijue's frown, Zong Yu barely raised his head and licked his fingers guiltily.

Gu Weijue hugged Zongyu from the ground in his arms, but Zongyu was too big, Gu Weijue's hands were shaking when he hugged him.

Zong Yu has been sleeping on the same bed as Gu Weijue since birth, and when Gu Weijue covered Zong Yu with a blanket, he would consciously bite a corner of the blanket to cover himself more tightly.

The dishes I have been busy all afternoon today are useless, Gu Weijue sighed while cleaning up the mess on the table.

I originally thought that I could become famous through Zhang Kai's online movies, but now I cut myself off.But when he thought about the slap with his hands just now, Gu Weijue felt that those two slaps were worth it!

Over the years, Gu Weijue has dated many boyfriends, but each of them left her for various reasons.Even Jiang, who once thought he could be with him for the rest of his life... Forget it, it hurts to think about it.There has never been a man who has accompanied me for so many years like Zong Yu.

After tidying up the room, Gu Weijue, who had been busy all day, could finally have a good night's sleep. He dragged his tired body and fell on the bed. With only his last breath left, he moved in the direction of Gu Weijue in a daze, and lay in his arms. Take your last breath...

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Gu Weijue slept soundly in the first half of the night, but in the second half of the night, it seemed that there was some kind of "heavy object" around him, which made him unable to breathe, and this "heavy object" even pulled himself to its side.Gu Weijue didn't bother to open his eyes, so he simply continued to sleep.

"Master, master! It's time to get up! It's dawn!"

Strange?How did the two little meaty claws that usually wake him up become so heavy?Pressed on the chest and can't breathe.

Opening his sleepy eyes, Gu Weijue saw the small pendant engraved with "Total Leftover" dangling in front of him, and this pendant was actually tied around a man's neck!

"Emma! Who are you!" Gu Weijue woke up suddenly in fright, and quickly pulled up the blanket to cover his body. He was used to sleeping naked and didn't want a strange man to see his naked body.

On the other hand, that man, who was also nude, didn't mind at all, and kept getting close to Gu Weijue.

The strange man got closer, took Gu Weijue's hand and put it on his head, "Master, master, I'm always left!"

"Zong Zuo? Are you kidding me? My Zong Zuo is obviously a teddy dog!"

Seeing the shining pendant on his neck, Gu Weijue still found it unbelievable.

Gu Weijue pinched his face hard.

"Hiss!" It hurts so much, so it's not a dream!

The man took out an envelope from the side and stuffed it into Gu Weijue's hand, "I was already dead last night, but my body suddenly seemed to be injected with energy, and then I became like this."

Gu Weijue opened the envelope suspiciously, and inside was an ID card, birth certificate, proof of life and various documents.Flip over the front of the ID card.

"Zong... Sheng! August 1990, 8!"

This shit!Even if the name is homophonic!Even her birthday is one day older than Gu Weijue's!

Gu Weijue looks loveless

Zong Sheng, who had just turned into a human, seemed to like his current state very much, and kept showing off himself on the bed.

"Master, master! Look at my claws, oh no, they should be hands. My hands have become the same as yours, and even bigger than yours!"

"Master, master! Why are there so many on my stomach, one, two, three, four... eight-pack abs? But it looks so good!"

"Master, master! Look, my little Kiki has become much bigger than before!"

Gu Weijue stared at Zong Sheng's "Kiki" with a black line on his face, expressing his helplessness.

"Can we stop dangling your kiki? Hot eyes."

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