On the correct way to spread dog food

Li Sisi carried Lin Wei up the stairs, looked at Lin Wei only with a black back, and followed her up.After opening the door, Li Sisi put Lin Wei on the ground, looked at the black back standing at the door but didn't come in, and asked suspiciously: "Chen Dong! What does this black back follow us and don't come in?"

"Maybe I'm a little scared!" Chen Dong took out a water glass and handed a glass of boiled water to Li Sisi.

Lin Wei was so hungry right now, the strawberry-flavored dog food just so tempted him, he swallowed, and his stomach rumbled in response to the occasion.

Stepping towards the dog food step by step with cheerful short legs, Lin Wei felt that even if he closed his eyes, he could find the dog food accurately just by the smell, without encountering any obstacles on the way After all, the aroma of dog food had already turned into a tangible substance in his mind at this time.

When Lin Wei was about to get close to the dog food, Li Sisi picked up the dog food next to the TV cabinet, and put the dog food on the white paint next to the TV wall with Lin Wei's eager and expectant eyes The boutiques are placed on the shelves.

Lin Wei stretched her neck, looked at the bag of dog food, and wailed in her heart - the furthest distance in the world is not when you are in front of me and you don't know that I love you, but when you are in front of me but I can't eat you.

In the morning, they were in a hurry to find Lin Wei. Both Li Sisi and Chen Dong hadn't eaten breakfast yet, so they didn't feel hungry yet. When the dog found them, they felt so hungry that they couldn't straighten their waists.

Li Sisi lay on the sofa, as if wanting to return to his hometown, kicked Chen Dong who was sitting next to him, and said weakly, "Hurry up! Let's cook!"

Chen Dong himself was tired and hungry. He wanted to go out to eat or order takeout. After thinking about it, the wait time for takeout was already enough for this hungry woman who wanted to eat people to repeatedly ravage/ravage herself several times. .As for going out to eat!The final result must be that he carried his little ancestor to the restaurant, and then she could pinch herself if she was a little upset, and the legs below could hit her male vital parts directly.In the end, he could only look at Li Sisi sadly, stood up as if resigned to his fate, and walked towards the kitchen.

"I'm so hungry, cook a bowl of noodles first to fill my stomach!" Li Sisi yelled at Chen Dong's back, then touched her stomach, and said, "Then make me a sweet and sour pork ribs, Boil sliced ​​meat, steam some dry rice!"

Chen Dong's footsteps stopped, and he felt the eyes behind him getting hotter and hotter. He entered the kitchen without saying anything.

A bowl of plain noodles, with some boiled vegetables in it, and an egg in each person's bowl.

Li Sisi and Chen Dong were so hungry that they sat down on the table and ate voraciously.Lin Wei looked up at the two eating vigorously, and couldn't help swallowing.

After eating the noodles, Li Sisi sent Chen Dong to wash the dishes, when the sound of a dog barking and someone talking came from outside the door.

The voice outside the door was getting louder and louder, and it didn't seem to subside after a few minutes. Li Sisi glanced at Chen Dong who was still tidying the kitchen, and stood up to look at the situation outside the door through the peephole.

A 50-year-old woman was holding a cat and preparing to go upstairs. When the cat saw the black back, it let out a 'meow' and jumped out of the woman's arms, making a gesture to scratch the black back.

Heibei's body was not as flexible as a cat's. He ran around the woman, and the cat became scrupled because of this, even so, he was rubbed twice by the cat.

The woman began to curse, "Which immoral person put the dog here, didn't he intend to kill my old woman!"

"If you can't take care of your own dog, don't keep it!"

"Whose dog is this! If no one recognizes me, I'll beat him to death and throw him into the trash can!"

Li Sisi opened the door, looked at the woman outside the door and said with a smile: "This son of a bitch made a mistake, I just let him think about his past outside the door! Why do you keep hearing the noise in the room!"

The woman was even angrier when she saw Li Sisi coming out, she felt someone was at home!I have been talking here for a long time, and people pretended not to hear it at all!

"I don't care if you think about it or not, your dog scared my cat! And now it's hurting me!"

Li Sisi saw the matter clearly at the door, but now she was beaten up by this woman. She sneered and said: "If your injury was caused by my family, I will definitely compensate you, but if it is not caused by my dog. , you have to compensate my dog ​​for reputation damage and mental damage. And apologize to my dog, after all, you can’t just pour dirty water on it just because it can’t talk!”

"Wow! I figured it out, you just don't want to be responsible, you want to shirk responsibility! You can make up such a reason for me to pour dirty water on it!"

Lin Wei was standing at the door right now, looking at the two people excitedly, the gossip soul in his body was burning, and his eyes were unusually bright.

"What's the matter?" Chen Dong washed the dishes and heard the quarrel outside the house, and went to the door to have a look.

"What's wrong? Your dog hurt me, and you still ask me what's wrong?" The woman put one hand on her waist, and pointed at Chen Dong with her other hand, cursing, "If you can't afford a dog, don't keep it." ? Why do you imitate other people's wealth!"

"Hey! It's the first time I've heard that you can't keep a dog if you don't have money! I'm happy to keep a dog if I don't have money, what do you care about!" Li Sisi bent down and picked up Lin Wei and Heibei, and turned to enter the door , The door slammed shut with a bang.

The people outside the house were taken aback by this, and then they stepped forward and slammed on the door.While patting and cursing.

"I don't care about her, I'll stop when I'm tired. I didn't sleep last night, and now I can just catch up on sleep." Li Sisi stretched her waist and yawned, with tears hanging from the corners of her eyes, she grabbed Chen Dong's The hand went to the master bedroom.

Lin Wei and Heibei were left staring with big eyes.Lin Wei and Heibei secretly competed, staring at their round dog eyes without blinking.

After 2 minutes, Lin Wei felt sore and swollen, and felt that tears were about to come out of his eyes in the next second, so he quickly closed his eyes.After standing quietly for a minute, he slowly opened his eyes when he felt that the eyes were not so uncomfortable.He took a deep look at Heibei, turned around and entered the side sleeper, and climbed up the bed from the small ladder.

Lying on the bed, trying to rely on sleep to forget hunger, the sound of 'cuckoo' came from his stomach from time to time, Lin Wei was so hungry that he couldn't sleep, he rolled back and forth on the bed.

Suddenly he had a flash of inspiration and remembered the snacks he had hidden in the doghouse.Lin Wei quickly stood up, jumped off the half-meter-high bed, rolled on the ground twice, and ran to the side of the kennel. He picked up the mat and threw it aside. His eyes lit up when he saw the snacks inside. Take Want Want Snow Cakes and start biting the bag.

He sat down on the ground with his two front paws pulling the bag of Wangwang Snow Cake.He was eating happily, and the snow cake made a crackling sound when he bit into it.

Heibei walked behind Lin Wei, quietly looked at the snacks placed in his kennel, and said with a sneer, "You pay attention to hygiene!"

Lin Wei ate so much that he didn't notice that Heibei came in, and Heibei made a sudden sound that scared the Wangwang Snow Cake he just ate and got stuck in his throat.

"Cough, cough, cough!" Lin Wei had tears in his eyes, and looked at Heibei accusingly.

After finally slowing down, Lin Wei stared at the black back and said angrily: "Do you understand the rules? Don't you know to knock on the door before entering?"

Lin Weiwei's eyes were blinded by the black back, and he said as a matter of course: "Do I need to knock to enter my room?"

Lin Wei: "Since when did this become your room?"

"Not before, but from today onwards!" Heibei looked at the snacks in Lin Wei's kennel, half-closed his eyes, and said teasingly, "You've only been a month! The degree of flexibility can't match it!"

What!condom?What crazy talk are you mentally retarded!Lin Wei turned to look at Hei Bei and followed Hei Bei's gaze to the snacks in the kennel.

Among the piles of snacks, the small blue and red packaging box was not very eye-catching. Lin Wei approached the kennel and pulled the box out. There was a string of English letters on the box, only a small line in the lower right corner. Chinese characters.It says - Contraception/Contraception (Strawberry Flavor).

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Lin Wei was so frightened that his paws shook, and he dropped the condom to the ground. Lin Wei tremblingly said, "Why are chewing gum and condoms in the same packaging?"

When taking it back then, Lin Wei saw that the color of his flowery blue was extremely bright, and thought it was chewing gum in a new package, so he hid it together in the kennel.

After admiring Lin Wei's embarrassment, Heibei felt that the matter was not big enough, and said coolly beside him, "I heard that there was a man who was on a business trip. Before the business trip, he bought a box of condoms, which also tasted like strawberries. Yes! When he came back from a business trip, the box of condoms disappeared from the strawberry-flavored condoms, so he concluded that his wife was cheating, and they divorced”

Lin Wei's heart twitched when he heard this, and he said uncertainly, "Chen Dong...should...not...that kind of...person... right!"

Heibei looked at Lin Weiyi contemptuously.Mouth ridiculed 'Oh! ' with a sound.

The contraceptive/pregnancy/condom/ just lay quietly on the ground, as if silently laughing at Lin Wei.

Lin Wei stretched out her claws, and picked up the condom tremblingly and carefully.It was like caring for a peerless treasure and carried it to the living room.

Heibei followed behind him quietly.

The snacks on the coffee table were long gone. Lin Wei was looking around, thinking about where to put the things.

"Their bedroom" Heibei stood beside him and said.

right!bedroom!Lin Wei looked at the bedroom with the door tightly closed, and the small flame that had just lit up in his eyes was extinguished again.

Heibei: "I can help you! But... what good do I have?"

Lin Wei looked at Heibei with an expression that I knew was true. He put down the things in his paws and said boldly, "What benefits do you want?"

Heibei: "I'll share half of the room and half of the bed!"

Thinking that Heibei might be kicked out in the afternoon, and everything about this bed is a bad promise, so it's okay to agree, so Lin Wei readily agreed.

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