On the correct way to spread dog food

Du Xiaoli stared coldly at the side, and slowly moved his body backwards until he was sure that Li Sisi could not see him before stopping.

Li Sisi posted Weibo and soon there were comments. She held Lin Wei's hand and stroked his back, and read one by one:

[Fish who loves fish: I seem to see the loveless expression on the dog! 】

[You occupy my emoticon pack: blogger, I have called Yaoyaoling to report you for posting pornographic information!Unless you post more beautiful video photos, you will face criminal detention]

[Attempt to see the color: Whoops!Aww, my little brother is so pink!Screenshots have been taken as screensavers! 】

[note1: If dogs also have Oscars!I must nominate!This expression and acting skills are simply amazing! 】

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Sister smashed!I don’t care about you taking photos of me or anything, but why do you still want to read out the comments and cause me devastating harm? Dogs also care about mental health, you know?

Lin Wei was tortured by Li Sisi until after ten o'clock before she was put back on her side. Lin Wei looked at Du Xiaoli who was soundly asleep on the bed, and the anger and grievance in her heart exploded in an instant!

He climbed onto the bed and threw himself on Du Xiaoli.

Du Xiaoli was originally in a state of half asleep and half awake, but Lin Wei woke up completely after making such a fuss, and slapped Lin Wei's body unceremoniously.

His claws were exposed a little, and Lin Wei felt a burning pain. It bared its teeth and rolled down from Du Xiaoli's body. With tears in its eyes from the physical pain, it said angrily, "Are you crazy!"

"I just prevented a little male dog with no hair from throwing himself into his arms!" Du Xiaoli stood up, walked towards Lin Wei step by step with noble steps, and said, "Could it be Angry because I refused too bluntly?"

Lin Wei looked at Du Xiaoli innocently, with an expression that I couldn't understand what you were talking about, and said, "I'm just keeping warm!"

Du Xiaoli frowned, and said, "Oh? The indoor temperature is 32 degrees, do you still feel cold?"

"Yes! It's cold, what's wrong with asking you to keep warm!"

Du Xiaoli gave a 'puchi' smile, very happy, as if there were stars twinkling in his dark eyes.

"Yes! Yes! Then I'm wrong to say that!"

"That's right!" Lin Wei nodded, raised her chin, and continued, "Tell me! How will you compensate me!"

Du Xiaoli smiled and said nothing. He lifted the quilt and stuffed the pillow in. After finishing, he gave Lin Wei a look and said, "Come here, let me make it up to you!"

Sensing something was wrong, Lin Wei instinctively stepped back. Du Xiaoli narrowed his eyes slightly, and a cold light flashed in his eyes. He sneered and said, "I remember there is a box of condoms in the room!"

Looking at Lin Wei and Du Xiaoli who looked bewildered, he continued in an ambiguous tone: "For your sake, I will reluctantly accept your offer! There is just one box of contraceptives left. It can be used for you!"

Lin Wei felt chills all over his body. The black back grew faster than him, and now he was already a little bigger than him. Lin Wei, who was tough, couldn't handle him, so he rushed to Du Xiaoli to "specially" for him. Lie down in the well-arranged quilt.

Du Xiaoli put a corner of the quilt in his mouth, and then covered Lin Wei. The quilt in the room was still a winter down quilt. Lin Wei usually slept on the quilt, and the air conditioner in the room didn't feel too hot. , Today, Du Xiaoli folded the quilt into two layers and covered Lin Wei with pillows all over it. Within a few minutes, Lin Wei felt so hot that his whole body felt uncomfortable. It was as if his internal organs were roasted on the fire. Tongue, panting.

Lin Wei wanted to get up from the bed, but the corner of his eye caught Du Xiaolide's body. He was lying on the side, staring at Lin Wei with a smile at the corner of his mouth. Under his paw was the small blue and red box.The sharp nails slide gently on it, and the plastic packaging outside the box will be scratched with a little force.

Du Xiaoli looked at Lin Wei with an ambiguous smile, and said charmingly, "Do you want to try?"

Lin Wei saw that his heart was pounding, he swallowed hard, arched his body under the quilt, closed his eyes tightly, and began to pretend to be asleep.

It didn't take long for Lin Wei to really fall asleep.

Summer mornings are always very early. When Lin Wei woke up, the sky was already bright. The sound of chopping vegetables in the kitchen reached Lin Wei's ears. He sniffed the air twice, and his nose twitched slightly. .

Cold cucumber, bean paste buns!Polenta!

Lin Wei opened his small mouth slightly, and the crystal clear unknown liquid slid down the corner of his mouth!

"Shut up your saliva!" Heibei took two steps back and said in disgust.

Ten minutes later, Li Sisi walked towards the side lying on her flip flops. She rubbed her messy hair with one hand and rubbed her hungry stomach with the other.She was wearing a newly bought purple lace sexy suspender nightdress.

The skirt was a bit short, just covering the base of her thighs, and Lin Wei's slender thighs caught Lin Wei's eyes unexpectedly. Li Sisi smirked, tears welled up in the corners of her eyes, and she looked a little lazy and coquettish.

Lin Wei's saliva that had just slipped in seemed to be about to overflow.

Du Xiaoli stepped on Lin Wei's front paw, leaned close to his ear and whispered, "Look at her eyes!"

When he spoke, the fur on Lin Wei's ears was blown by breath, and it was a little numb. He fanned his ears uncomfortably, looked into Li Sisi's eyes, and said, "It's very beautiful!"

"I'm talking about eye shit!" Du Xiaoli held back a smile.

Lin Wei looked at Li Sisi's eyes carefully, and saw bluish-white eye feces on both corners of her eyes!All the beauty disappeared into ashes at this moment.

It feels like sitting by the computer and already looking for a picture, taking off your pants and getting ready to roll the toilet paper, but when you click on it, it is a photo of a female worry without makeup!The feeling of withering before getting an erection/arising!It's really...Jane!straight!up!

Du Xiaoli patted Lin Wei's paw twice with his front paw, and said gleefully, "My condolences!"

Lin Wei's resentment lasted until breakfast, because after the meal, he was suppressed by Li Sisi and started to play "Don't step on black blocks!"

Disabled!Ashes hand disabled!This is Lin Wei's objective evaluation of Li Sisi.

She can often die when she steps on a black block, and she just broke her record and died in the eighth place!

Li Sisi was lying on the bed lying on her side, Lin Wei's two front paws were held in her hands, she looked at the red on the tablet, and the word 'End' in capital letters on it was blinking non-stop, a few seconds later The screen jumped out! 【Score of this round: 8】

Lin Wei's eyelids twitched, feeling bad, and struggling to break free from Li Sisi's grasp.

Li Sisi's face was a little stinky, she lifted Lin Wei to the height of her eyes, and looked at Lin Wei displeased with her bright almond eyes.

"Oh!" It's your handicap!Can't blame me!

"Aww! I've been teaching you for a whole day! You still can't learn it like this! Look at other people's dogs! They can play 55 times!" Other people's dogs are smart and cute!My dog ​​- Li Sisi covered her face, she couldn't see it!

"Aww!" What's wrong with 55?What is your tone!Lin Wei cried out in displeasure.He struggled to get out of Li Sisi's hands.

Seeing that he was struggling so hard, Li Sisi only put Lin Wei on the bed. Lin Wei fell on the bed, rolled his eyes, snorted coldly, and pressed his front paw on the reset button.

A dog's paws are not as nimble as a human's. Lin Wei started the game with full confidence and the heart of slapping his face. The white spots flowed faster and faster. Lin Wei was not yet able to flexibly control his new body. When there were 25 white blocks, the position of the point was a bit off, and the point was on the black block next to it.

Lin Wei's heart was so sour when he was slapped in the face even though he wanted to.

However, Li Sisi saw hope in it, which she attributed to her tireless education and spiritual guidance to the dogs.It can hit 25 by itself in one day's work. If you train and educate yourself for a few more days, not to mention getting No. 1, the ranking will definitely be at the top!

Seeing hope, Li Sisi set up her mobile phone, turned on the recording function, grabbed Lin Wei and started the emergency training. Lin Wei looked at Du Xiaoli beside the bed, who was lying on the bed with his back facing Lin Wei.

When Lin Wei looked over, he seemed to feel something, raised his head and slowly turned to Lin Wei.Looking at each other, Lin Wei's sad tears almost fell down his eyes, the same dog has different fate!

Lin Wei: "I have endured the pain of our two dogs alone, shouldn't you thank me?"

Du Xiaoli sneered: "Didn't you do it yourself?"

Lin Wei was speechless by Du Xiaoli!With tears in her eyes, Lin Wei put her paw on the tablet, silently comforting herself - she pretended to be crying and had to finish it!

Perhaps Lin Wei looked really pitiful now, Du Xiaoli was moved with compassion, he had never comforted others, after thinking about it in his heart, he said: "If you don't shed tears today, you will bleed tomorrow!"

Du Xiaoli, who had never comforted others before, felt a little uncomfortable at this moment.His consolation sounded like a threat to Lin Wei's ears. The translation was - if you don't cooperate well today, you will die even worse later!

Stepping on a white block is like rape, since you can't resist, you have to choose a comfortable position to get used to it!

Lin Wei clenched the dog's paw secretly, and forcefully poured himself a bowl of poisonous chicken soup for the soul.

Seeing Lin Wei's fighting spirit rekindled, Du Xiaoli felt that his comfort had worked. He stretched his limbs, opened his mouth and yelled, jumped off the bed, and walked out gracefully and without hesitation. Sleep on your side!

The author has something to say:

Lin Wei has only his fiancee!but! ! !Haven't talked about the object! ! !It was so exciting to see it all of a sudden! !Excitement is normal!

Generally, the colors that dogs see are black and white, choose this game that they can distinguish! !

The colors I set for Lin Wei and Du Xiaoli to see in their eyes are no different from people!It can be regarded as a small golden finger!Although this is not very useful!