On the correct way to spread dog food

"More than 3000!"

Lin Wei has sharp ears, and when she left, she heard Li Sisi and the others order food, and she couldn't calm down when she heard the price. "Crap! It's so expensive!"

"There is also a pet management fee!"

"You mean to charge us for locking us in this little room?"

Du Xiaoli nodded in disbelief, looked into Lin Wei's eyes, and silently swallowed the pet management fee standard.

The waiter put Lin Wei in a small room, and closed the door behind him when he left. The lights in the room were turned on, and the warm yellow lights would make the room very stuffy in summer.

There was also a pet in the room who had the same illness as Lin Weiyi. Lin Wei glanced around the room, his eyes suddenly brightened, and his eyes fixed on the corner of the room. Among the many cats, cats and dogs, that little Fragrant pigs are extraordinarily different and stand out from the crowd.

Lin Wei stared at the little fragrant pig, swallowed the saliva that kept coming out, and said, "Escort, do you think it's okay to eat raw pork?"

"There is surveillance in the house. Even if you can get out of this carrying bag and gnaw on that pig's butt twice, you can't escape the surveillance. Her master may let you take the dog's life for the pig that you bitten off." Two taels of meat."

A dog's life is not a human's life, and it is worthless. After making some choices in his heart, Lin Wei gave up his plan to bite off two pieces of meat from the little fragrant pig.After all, you might risk your own dog's life for two taels of meat, and the risk factor is too high to be worthwhile.

The little black and white pig was grunting in the carrying bag, apparently unaware that a dog had spanked it.

Lin Wei was so hungry that he was so hungry that he lay on his stomach in the bag, with drooping eyelids, and said weakly, "Three companions, is there anything you want to eat?"

Before Du Xiaoli could speak, Lin Wei went on to say, "I want to eat pork knuckle in sauce, braised lion's head, spicy crayfish, sea melon seeds in scallion oil, braised pork ribs, cola duck, boiled fish... Do you want to eat with me?" Is it?"

"Hey! Escort, talk, do you want to eat?"

Lin Wei began to report the recipe, and Du Xiaoli's mouth twitched. He couldn't bear it anymore, and he reported a place: "Private dishes in Xinglin Garden!"

Lin Wei has been in S City for a long time. He used to eat all over S City with his friends, but he almost missed all the famous delicacies in S City. Let alone Xinglin Garden, he has never heard of this. name.

"Where is Xinglin Garden?"

"Ping Anfang, Xiangdong District!"

Although Ping An Fang is called Ping An Fang, it is not safe. The location is outside the Fifth Ring Road of S City. The area is remote, and the houses are all built by the locals themselves.There is a mixed crowd of people and dragons inside.Rush incidents between gangs often occur, and innocent passers-by or residents often suffer.After a long time, few people go to Ping Anfang again.

"Can there be delicious food there?" The name of Ping'an Square is impressive, but no one has ever heard of delicious food there.

"It can be rated as a Michelin restaurant." Du Xiaoli's tone was calm, as if he was narrating a fact.

When Du Xiaoli said this, Lin Wei couldn't believe his words even more. Last year, after a restaurant was rated as a two-star Michelin restaurant, the reservation for dinner at that restaurant was half a year later.Michelin restaurant is the highest evaluation of all catering, since it can reach the level of being awarded Michelin, it is impossible to remain unknown.

Lin Wei opened his mouth and was about to ask again, but the door was opened at this moment, and the waiter went out with the carrying bag containing Lin Wei and Du Xiaoli.

Li Sisi and Chen Dong paid the bill at the door and waited for Lin Wei and the others there.The waiter handed the carrying bag to Chen Dong.Before leaving, the waiter opened the door for Li Sisi with a special relative's smile on his face, and bowed at ninety degrees, with a romantic tone unique to the French: "unebelle journée, Bienvenue à nouveau"

"What did he say?" Lin Weiwei didn't understand a word of what he said, so he casually asked the black back beside him.Didn't expect an answer from him at all.

"Wish you a good day and welcome to visit next time."

Lin Wei stared at the waiter and sighed: "Oh! The waiters here seem to be very educated!"

"The waiters here have at least graduated from a bachelor's degree and are proficient in 3-4 languages." As if Lin Wei's blow was not enough, Du Xiaoli continued: "They must be proficient in violin and piano."

Lin Weiting's old blood almost spewed out. At the beginning, he was a mess in his studies. Later, he was sent to study in an unknown school abroad, which was called "Gold Plating".He didn't know what he had studied for four years in college.

"Then why do they still work here!" Lin Wei asked his doubts.

"The wages here are high!" Du Xiaoli looked at Lin Wei's puzzled eyes and added: "There is a saying about service fees here. The sentence you heard just now actually charged a service fee of 100 yuan."

"...A black shop!"

As the president of the black shop, Du Xiaoli swallowed the rest of the words.

When he got in the car, Li Sisi said softly, "I spent more than 1 yuan on my 3000 yuan bonus before I received it. Thinking about it makes my heart ache!"

"Aooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!

Li Sisi's hair is very soft and feels good to the touch. Chen Dong put his hand on her head involuntarily. After rubbing it twice, he comforted him and said, "It's okay! Isn't there still a live match? If you win, there will still be a live broadcast." One hundred thousand!"

Even the last place in the live broadcast game has a bonus, although it is not much!Mosquito legs are still meat even if they are small. Li Sisi, who resigned and has no job at home, said that she does not dislike it at all.Nodding his head, he agreed with great agreement: "That's right!"

"Aww! Aww! Aww!" In front of the dog, discussing how to exploit its labor force and encroach on its labor fruits. Does your conscience really run away from home so it won't hurt?Lin Wei was very angry, but the person who made him angry didn't notice it at all. When they arrived at the hotel, they opened their bags, took out the dog tray, and poured the dog food they brought from home into the dog tray.

"Aww! More steps, let's eat!"

Lin Wei took out the carrying bag, and approached the bowl of dog food slowly, feeling extremely sad in his heart.After eating the dog food leisurely, he lay on the window of the room.

Du Xiaoli was also lying there, looking at the outside world through the window. He quietly exuded a strong aura, and Lin Wei threw her body directly on him. "Today's grievances and grievances are today! It's time to settle your account for biting me!"

"Are you going to bite it back?" Du Xiaoli drooped his eyelids and said with a sneer, "A bite on my ass that is too late to wipe shit?"

"..." Lin Wei deliberately disgusted him because he didn't wash his ass, he didn't know if Du Xiaoli was disgusted, anyway, he was disgusted.

He leaned against Du Xiaoli's body, like an eggplant beaten by Shuang - it's gone.

In the evening, the person responsible for contacting Li Sisi from Wanle Technology finally arrived. She took the contestants who came to participate in the competition and booked a private room in the hotel, and the dogs were brought upstairs by professional personnel.There is an open-air swimming pool on the roof of the hotel, the dogs are brought to it, and there are several beach chairs next to the swimming pool.The dog is placed on a chair.Professionals started massaging the dogs.

It was the first time since Lin Wei was a dog that he enjoyed a massage and hummed comfortably. "It's the first health care for a dog, it's much more enjoyable than fighting with goblins."

"You fought a goblin!"

There was sarcasm in Du Xiaoli's tone, which stimulated the weak nerves of the old virgin Lin Wei. He stretched out his limbs, trying to push Du Xiaoli off the chair casually.However, the paw could no longer be stretched after touching Du Xiaoli.Lin Wei secretly exerted force, but Du Xiaoli on the chair did not move at all.

Du Xiaoli turned his head to the side, and said with a half-smile: "I'm full of warmth and thinking about lust/desire, such an obvious sexual/innuendo/suggests that I can't even pretend to be stupid."

"I imply you are a ghost!"

"Do I need to remind you? You threw me on the bed a few days ago, and today in the car you had to show me your ass that didn't even wipe off your shit, and you touched my body on purpose just now. "

Lin Wei: "..."

Lin Wei's sharp claws hidden in his fleshy palms slowly came out. The claws had been polished by Li Sisi, so they were not sharp. As soon as his claws touched Du Xiaoli's body, he immediately noticed it. He turned over and turned his whole body Pressing directly on Lin Wei's body, he stretched out his tongue to lick the hair on Lin Wei's neck.Leaning close to Lin Wei's ear, he breathed lightly, and said indulgently, "Be good, and I will satisfy you when I go back!"

"..." I, Cao, is your integrity okay? If you play hooliganism on a dog or a male dog, is your integrity really okay!Lin Wei got goosebumps all over his body. He wanted to stand up, but his limbs, which were pressed by Du Xiaoli, flung himself back onto the chair tremblingly.

"If you insist on wanting it now, I can satisfy you without any difficulty."

Du Xiaoli's voice rang in his ears again, Lin Wei trembled with fright, he closed his eyes and rolled down the chair.As soon as he rolled, the gravity on his body disappeared immediately. He fell to the ground and rolled twice, and rolled directly into the swimming pool.

He flopped in the swimming pool for a while, dogs are born to swim, Lin Wei found the trick without flopping twice, when he flopped from the bottom of the pool to the surface of the water, he watched Du Xiaoli standing on the chair and looking down at him.Lin Wei's eyelashes were covered with drops of water blocking his vision, he could vaguely see Du Xiaoli but couldn't see his expression clearly.

"A cold bath will help you calm down the restlessness of puberty!" Du Xiaoli's voice reached Lin Wei's ears.Lin Wei gritted her teeth, with a ferocious expression, and a "ho ho" sound came out of her throat.

Lin Wei swam towards the pool. His body was too small to climb out of the pool.

Some of the dogs brought over jumped into the swimming pool when they first saw it, and swam happily in it.Jin Ben was on the chair while others were massaging it. He caught sight of Lin Wei who had fallen into the pool, and immediately stood up. He also jumped into the pool with a 'plop' and swam towards Lin Wei.

Lin Wei was swimming towards the shore, and he tried to climb ashore.Just when his paws caught the swimming wall, something suddenly appeared above his head and pushed Lin Wei into the water.

Caught off guard and being pushed into the water, Lin Wei choked several times, struggling to escape from the thing in his head.At this moment, it suddenly left the top of Lin Wei's head.Immediately there was an excited dog barking: "Little cutie, how cool are you!"

His head came out of the water, only then did he see who was talking to him.The big golden retriever I met at noon - Jin!The hair on her body was wet and stuck to her body, and she looked several sizes smaller.She was a little bit excited.

Lin Wei closed her eyes and gritted her teeth, "Cool!"

Jin's eyes brightened after hearing this, and she stretched out her paws to press Lin Wei's head, imagining that Lin Wei was pressed into the water just like that.

Lin Wei couldn't dodge in time and was held under the water again. He kicked his limbs indiscriminately trying to surface.

Jin also buried her head in the water. She and Lin Wei were facing each other. From Lin Wei's perspective, the corner of her mouth was raised with a satisfied smile.

Just when Lin Wei thought he was about to suffocate, the girl who was massaging him picked him up from the water. She put Lin Wei on the ground, and said in the tone of an adult disciplining an ignorant child in kindergarten: "You are too small to stay in the water for long, play with it next time!"

Shaking his body, he shook the water out of his fur.Fine droplets of water flung out from Lin Wei's hair, sprayed into the air, and finally fell to the ground.He raised his head, his eyes glistened with water,

"Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"I was almost murdered by a dog.

Lin Wei was small, with watery eyes, looking a little aggrieved and pitiful.The girl's whole heart was so cute, and she didn't care if her clothes were splashed with water droplets thrown by Lin Wei.She lightly tapped Lin Wei's nose, and said with a light smile, "Naughty."

The author has something to say:

Thanks to "Sanpi Jiang", the irrigation nutrient solution,

Lin Wei: "You may not believe it, but what I say is true. I was almost murdered by a dog today!"

Du Xiaoli said with contempt: "You may not believe it, but what I said is true. If you don't get off the chair today, I will kill you on the spot."

Lin Wei: "Fuck, I'm talking to you about business! But you're playing hooligans with me."

Du Xiaoli: "I'm talking about business with you, but you say I'm a hooligan"

Jin Wei, who was crying and fainted in the toilet, said aggrievedly: "You may not believe it, but what I said is true, cutie, I really want to help you cool off because you are too hot."

The stupid author is wondering whether to write a small theater when the author has something to say. .