On the correct way to spread dog food

Finally it was Lin Wei's turn to play, and the comment area was already dominated by a group of girls whose hearts were bursting. They excitedly swiped the topic and teased Dong Hao with their comments.

The first round of Lin Wei's preliminaries started under the topic of Dong Hao. In the first round, Lin Wei was put in front of bananas and apples. Lin Wei chose bananas without hesitation.

Lin Wei only changed his teeth for a while, and Li Sisi fed Lin Weiwei an apple at that time, and then Lin Wei's front teeth were knocked off because of that piece of apple, and Li Sisi never fed him an apple again.

With the shield removed, Li Sisi and Lin Wei chose the same.

The second round of items was put up, dog bone model and Frisbee.When Lin Wei looked at the two things, his dog's face turned black. These two old men don't like it!But according to Li Sisi's thinking, because he would choose the first one.

Li Sisi never bought these two toys for Lin Wei. According to her habitual thinking, dogs have a natural love for bones.

Lin Wei stood over the dog bone, the covering cloth was opened, Li Sisi really chose the dog bone as Lin Wei thought.

Seeing that Lin Wei also chose a dog bone toy, Li Sisi laughed.Today, the goddess of luck really favored her.

The third round brought up dog food, strawberry and beef.

Lin Wei didn't like dog food. If he had to choose, he would prefer to eat beef-flavored dog food, but Li Sisi seemed to have misunderstood him all the time, thinking that he liked strawberry-flavored dog food.He was caught in a dilemma, and he would definitely not be able to pass the round of choosing the beef flavor. If he chose the strawberry flavor, it would further confirm the fact that he likes strawberry flavored dog food, and Li Sisi would have even more reason to buy strawberry flavored dog food for himself in the future. food.

Lin Wei closed her eyes, and walked towards the strawberry flavored dog food with hatred.

With the shield removed, Li Sisi chose the same as Lin Weiyi.They became the first players in this round to participate in the first official round.

When Lin Wei passed all three rounds of preliminaries, netizens realized that another contestant had passed the preliminaries as if awakened from a dream.

[Liu Xiaoxiao's fish: Damn, what happened just now? 】

[Schrödinger: No way!The barrage was too strong just now, and the content has been drowned out. 】

[Cunning: I feel like I accidentally made a mistake. 】

After the qualifiers, only Lin Wei and Dong Hao's huskies entered the first round of the official competition.The owner made his dog happy and took pictures of him smiling.

Netizens are discussing who the No.1 will be in this round.

"Aww! Smile, I'll take you home to see the little bitch!" Li Sisi teased Lin Wei with all her heart.

The corners of Lin Wei's slightly raised mouth collapsed again, sister, the more you persuade me, the harder it is to smile, okay?

"Hey, I'll buy you a dog bone toy when I get home."

"Aww~" You shut up, please.

Li Sisi coaxed it for a long time but there was no effect. She turned her head to see Dong Hao's progress.

Dong Hao on the side was feeding his husky with jerky, "Xiaoha, can you laugh after eating this jerky?"

The husky ate the jerky in Dong Hao's hand, and finally showed Dong Hao its unique skill - fancy rolling eyes.At the same time, he grabbed Dong Hao's hand and asked him to continue feeding the jerky.

There is no harm if there is no comparison. Once there is a comparison, Li Sisi immediately feels that her family is really good, don't be too much!The discouragement in her heart was swept away, and she was no longer obsessed with giving Lin Wei a candy offensive. She turned around and hugged Lin Wei on her body, stroking his hair with her hand.At this moment, Lin Wei, who was lying on Li Sisi's lap, suddenly parted his mouth and laughed.

The photographer followed them all the time. Seeing Lin Wei smiling, the photographer quickly pressed the shutter and took the photo.Li Sisi kept lowering her head and stroking Lin Wei. She didn't see Lin Wei smiling, let alone the photographer pressing the shutter.

The countdown music started, Li Sisi turned her head and smiled at Dong Hao.This round appears to be finished by no one.

At this time, a picture of Lin Wei appeared on the big screen. He was lazily lying in Li Sisi's arms, the corners of his mouth curled up, and his smile was contented and a little sly.

Li Sisi was a little surprised when she saw the photo, she didn't even know when it was taken.She stroked Lin Wei's back.Smiling forbearance, eyes sparkling.

Lin Wei was the only one who successfully took photos in the first round, so the No.1 was naturally him.

Although Dong Hao's Xiaoha did not finish the competition, he passed the preliminaries smoothly.The scores of the remaining eight players will be divided by the total score of 3-10 by eight bonus points.Numbers are rounded off to give each dog five points.

The second round started immediately.The title of the competition is #别人家的狗#.

There are all kinds of dog videos circulating on the Internet, and most of them are smarter than ordinary dogs.Therefore, many netizens often sigh "other people's dog" after watching the video!

The second round is when the dogs show off their talents.It can also be called a personal show for dogs.Most of the dogs who come here to compete have special skills.Common commands are mostly understandable.

After his owner gave him a series of commands to stand and sit, King also performed a unique trick - counting.This arithmetic is addition and subtraction up to ten.

The master asked the question, and the answer was as much as the gold.After some demonstrations, netizens finally switched from swiping the screen of Dong Hao to discussing #我几年大的儿子不会计这个#.

There was a little Jingba singing, and the music sounded, and the little Jingba began to howl along with the music.

Among a group of dogs performing talents, Husky is so different. His owner told him to sit down, and he jumped directly on his owner. Dong Hao didn't guard against it, and was directly thrown to the ground by Husky.It looked down upon its master,

"Wang!"

[Dai Wei'er: Xiaoha already knows how to counter-kill, it won.Because it is not on the same starting line as other dogs, it has changed from the executor to the one who gives orders. 】

[Sports car professional leveling: Its "Wow" means sitting!Tell me out loud that I'm not wrong. 】

[dongle haha: You are not alone upstairs. 】

[Kiss me: Xiaoha let go of my little brother and let me come! 】

The rest of the dogs performed stunts such as covering the sleeping owner with a quilt, accompanying the owner to buy food with a basket in his mouth, and playing games on the tablet.

Li Sisi felt a little anxious watching, she originally thought that she could let Lin Wei step on the white block after the performance.In the end, she had already asked someone else to perform, so it would be meaningless for her to ask Lin Wei to perform again.

It was her turn to perform, and she gritted her teeth and said, "Ahhh, I know how to tear apart things!"

"Then what props do you need?"

Li Sisi was taken aback, what props?She has never seen Lin Wei take apart things, so she just said it casually!She saw Lin Wei secretly hiding condoms before, and she was afraid that he would accidentally swallow the condom, so she opened the box, the condom inside was gone, and the box was returned to Lin Wei.Afterwards, the box has been placed in Lin Wei's kennel, and its position has not changed.

She thought about it and said a condom.

[Yangchun Baixue: I, Cao, condoms... This contestant is going to make trouble!Make a big deal without making a sound! 】

[Schrödinger: Aww, that unbelievable little expression must have understood what its owner said!definitely is! !Firm face! ! 】

[Indulgent and unruly love squatting in the pit: I watched a healing cute pet show, why did I drive after a disagreement. 】

[Tomorrow's Tomorrow: I was eating just now... you will know later!So don't watch this show while you're eating, really. 】

Not only the netizens and those present were surprised, but Li Sisi herself was also surprised. The matter of Lin Weizang's condoms came to her mind, and she unconsciously said the word condom.

Since Li Sisi has requested, the program team will definitely prepare the props. The host gave the condom to Li Sisi and said with a smile: "This is the prop you asked to prepare when we were doing the show last time. I didn't expect it to be used. !"

At the end, he still looked at Lin Wei with unfinished eyes, and said, "Your dog is really ambitious and has great ambitions! Good, good, good!"

"Aoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"This is a misunderstanding.

Lin Wei's resistance had no effect, Li Sisi put the box in front of Lin Wei: "Aww, take it apart!"

"Aww~ Aww" I'll tear down your sister!Are you sure I have nothing against you?Black me so much?

"Aww! It's okay, don't be afraid!" Li Sisi stroked Lin Wei's head to calm his emotions.

As the two got closer, Lin Wei saw that Li Sisi's eyes were still bruised. They rushed to S city overnight, but Li Sisi didn't rest well at night.Even with makeup and several layers of foundation, it still couldn't cover the bruises under her eyes.Lin Wei was stunned, and he closed his mouth, suddenly feeling sorry for Li Sisi.

Anyway, I have been hacked so many times, it doesn't matter if it happens one more time.Lin Wei took the condom over, and slowly clasped the opening of the condom box with his nails.

The dog's paws were not very flexible and difficult to control. It took Lin Wei a long time to open the box. He poured out the contents and slowly closed the box.

During the opening process, everyone present held their breath and did not disturb Lin Wei.

Lin Wei put the box back together, turned around to look at the comment section, and the whole dog froze.

[Magic Flute: Seeing how proficient it is, it must be dismantled frequently. 】

【Gospel for Men_ Kidney Treasure: This dog must be an old driver. If you look at it like this, it will definitely suffer from kidney deficiency. But with Kidney Treasure, it’s good for you! It’s all natural and can be eaten by humans or animals. Alas, master buy a dozen Bar! 】

[Dong Bala: You may not believe it, this is the first time I've seen a condom, I didn't expect that dogs have already mastered the method of removing condoms.I lost...]

[Don't talk, kiss me: This is the most other people's dog I've seen so far. Really, I never thought in my life that a dog can take off a condom and be so proficient.This dog - has a future. 】

This round of the competition uses a netizen voting system.Lin Wei won the first place with 24W Potato votes with his unique way of showing off his IQ.

In the comment area, Li Sisi was also asked to contact the advertiser to buy him a kidney treasure.

"Awwhhh~" Even a man can't stand being told no.Let's compare those who say I can't do it!

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