On the correct way to spread dog food

Du Xiaoli walked up to Lin Wei and stood beside him. His eyes were narrowed, and his gaze was fixed on the snake.The snake seemed to feel the danger, it drew back its head, and suddenly it jumped up and directly attacked Lin Wei.

There was a sneer on the corner of Du Xiaoli's mouth, he swung his palm down and hit the snake to the ground, his claws were pressing on the snake's neck.Du Xiaoli's claws rubbed against the snake on the ground.

The snake twisted its body on the ground, never breaking free from Du Xiaoli's claws.

Lin Wei looked dumbfounded, he was complicated and didn't want to talk at the moment.

Du Xiaoli ignored him, he pressed the snake on the ground and repeatedly rubbed and tossed it. The originally fierce snake became as quiet as a little white rabbit.

"Hit the snake seven inches!" Du Xiaoli let go of the snake as he spoke, the snake raised its head just after it was free. He repeatedly set the snake on fire several times, it struggled desperately, and Du Xiaoli's strength to control it became stronger and stronger.His other paw also pressed on the snake's body, and the sharp nails were exposed, piercing the snake's body.He moved closer to the snake's head, showing his coldly shining teeth, and the snake became quiet for a moment.Even if Du Xiaoli's paws left its head, it didn't dare to move.

"Whether it is human or animal psychology, there is a defense limit. If you hit it within this defense limit, it will rise up and resist and fight to the death. Once it exceeds this defense limit, it will not even resist. You can squeeze it. Bian. Of course, the premise of all this is that you have strong abilities."

Although Du Xiaoli didn't look at Lin Wei when he said this, Lin Wei knew that he was speaking to himself. For a moment, Lin Wei felt that Du Xiaoli was far more terrifying than that poisonous snake.

Seeing that the effect of education had been achieved, Du Xiaoli didn't bother with the snake. He swung the snake aside with a wave of his paw.

The snake got free and went into the woods without daring to look back, and finally disappeared from Lin Wei's sight.

Du Xiaoli and Lin Wei left the lawn, Joker Xue's "The Gentleman" was still playing not far away, and someone not far away recorded the scene that just happened and posted it on Weibo.

Lin Wei didn't know about this at first, but Li Sisi came down to look for them at four or five o'clock. She looked flustered and walked in a hurry.

After seeing Lin Wei and Du Xiaoli, Li Sisi picked them up, checked their bodies, and said, 'It's all right!all right! '

After checking, Li Sisi was relieved when she saw that there were no wounds on the two of them. She let out a long breath of foul air.Said: "It's fine, it's fine."

Lin Wei and Du Xiaoli's windbreak time was over, Li Sisi and Grandma Li greeted each other and brought Lin Wei and the others back home.

As soon as he entered the house, he heard Chen Dong ask: "Are they all right?"

"fine!"

Lin Wei turned her head to look at Chen Dong, and blinked, "What's wrong?"

Lin Wei knew what was wrong without waiting for Du Xiaoli's answer. Li Sisi went in and changed her slippers, picked Lin Wei up, and slapped her buttocks twice.

"I told you not to control the claws to tease the snake!"

"I'll let you mess around all day long!"

"Did you catch that snake? You didn't cry when you killed it."

After talking for a while, Li Sisi calmed down. When she was angry, she acted a little hard, but now seeing the pitiful Lin Wei on her lap, her heart softened again.She rubbed Lin Wei's butt apologetically, and said softly: "Oh, I didn't hurt you, did I! I was really angry with you. I was scared when I saw what snake you swung on Weibo. You It’s not good to play with snakes, but is that thing for you to play with?”

Lin Wei finally knew what was going on this time. Someone recorded the video and posted it on the Internet, which happened to be seen by Lin Sisi.

Lin Wei was also afraid when he thought about it. When Li Sisi comforted him, he also rubbed Li Sisi's hand affectionately, and moved his body to move his butt away from Li Sisi's palm.

After dinner in the evening, Lin Wei climbed into bed and took out the tablet from under the quilt, and logged into Weibo with his inflexible paws. Within a few hours, that video had been trending, and there was still a video in that video. Xue Zhiqian's "Gentleman" was also recorded.It fits wonderfully with the content of the video and has a sense of joy.

The name of the original uploader's video was 'Dog and Snake', but it was renamed to 'I want to touch your head, it's just a simple test! '

Lin Wei was in a daze when he saw the snake. He didn't know what he looked like at that time. When he saw what he looked like in the video, he wanted to cover his face.So stupid for him.

He flipped through the comments, and most of them were reading the sentence in The Gentleman!

[Cao Qingqingnan: I want to touch your hair, it's just a simple test!I watched the video for the second time and couldn't stop laughing! 】

[Floating life awaits Jungui: Am I the only one who cares what the two dogs are talking about there? 】

[Nika Qiqi: It is obvious that the black back is teaching the snake how to be a snake. For example, some puppies are not something you can touch. If you touch my dog, are you ready to bear my anger? 】

[My husband is Yingzheng: ahhh! I feel a sense of sight of a domineering president from the black back, so I can't help but want to climb out of my husband Yingzheng's coffin and call him husband, I must be crazy. 】

[123 Wooden Man: I just want to ask who played the song, it's...too...damn...appropriate to the occasion.Hahahahaha!I want to touch your hair, just to see how bad your hair loss is! 】

[Dai Wei'er: Isn't this ouch?Seeing how it flatters the black back, I don't even believe that they don't have a leg. 】

[July [-]: Upstairs @戴威儿, they not only have one leg, they have eight legs! 】

[Dong Qinqin nonika: The dog looks at you with a righteous face: what nonsense are you talking about! There is an ordinary...up-and-down relationship between us! 】

Lin Wei felt annoyed when he saw it. He threw the tablet aside and swung his paw on Du Xiaoli's body. His controlling paw prevented it from hurting Du Xiaoli. It's like scratching an itch.

"What's wrong?" Du Xiaoli looked at him with some confusion.

"Nowadays people are too scary when they are YYing, even dogs are not spared."

"So what did they say?"

Thinking of what others said, Lin Wei found it a bit difficult to say, so he picked a comment that was not too pornographic to be offline, but also reflected the problem: "They said that we not only have one leg, but eight legs."

Du Xiaoli frowned lightly when he heard this, and said, "It's all nonsense."

"Right!" Lin Wei's eyes lit up after being recognized, and he looked at Du Xiaoli excitedly.

"Together, we have ten legs!" A smile spread around Du Xiaoli's mouth. He didn't like to smile usually, but when he smiled, it made people feel like the earth rejuvenated and a hundred flowers blossomed overnight.

Lin Wei's heart was itchy, as if a goose's feathers were lightly crossing the calm, waveless lake.It took a while for his brain to function normally, and he understood the meaning of these words.

...This car came unexpectedly, I...will not get on it.

"Go to sleep!"

hehe!Want to sleep after teasing me?I don't sleep, I don't sleep

"Sleep with your mother~ Hehe, sleep with you Hani! Wake up!" Lin Wei changed his words when he saw Du Xiaoli's cold eyes.

"You really don't want to sleep?"

"Enn." Lin Wei nodded, and to make sure he was really not dozing off, he even stood on his head: "I'm so energetic that I want to sing Conquer!"

"Oh! Since you don't want to sleep, tell me a bad joke!" Du Xiaoli smiled, with the expression that he knew he would do this a long time ago and set him up and succeeded.

"You don't understand the essence of cold jokes at all, you don't deserve to listen to cold jokes!" Lin Wei still didn't understand something at this time, that person clearly wanted to hear cold jokes a long time ago, knowing that he couldn't tell them, he was tired Sleeping as an excuse, so a roundabout tactic was adopted.

"The essence of a cold joke is not that you think it's a joke, but I think it's cold?"

"..." I, Cao, if you continue like this, you will lose me!

"Don't sleep next to me tonight!"

"Why?" Lin Wei knew that he was making a joke to threaten himself, and asked the question like a fool, falling into his trick.

"It's too hot for you to lean against me. I wanted you to tell a bad joke to cool down."

Lin Wei is both afraid of the cold and heat. He sleeps with Du Xiaoli as if he is leaning on a heater that is always powered off. The key is that the temperature of the dog heater is moderate and not scalding.

"Isn't it just a cold joke? I'll tell you one!"

"Forget it, let's sing! You sang well in the afternoon and sing it to me again."

"..." Lin Wei stared at Du Xiaoli, gritted his teeth and said, "Don't go too far!"

"Oh! Then tell a bad joke!"

"There is a shop in the town where the business has been very hot. One day, the silver hairpins that had just been installed in the shop were stolen. Everyone was stopped in the shop and were not allowed to leave unless they could prove their innocence. At this time, the scholar Xiao Ming Standing up, he took off his pants in front of everyone."

"Amidst the scolding and screaming, Xiao Ming said calmly, 'Junzi is honest, he won't steal from people'. Hahahahaha!" Lin Wei laughed himself down after finishing speaking, "Gentleman is honest! Damn it! !Killing me."

"My Cao, can you laugh at this cold joke?" Lin Wei looked at Du Xiaoli's smile, a little astonished, he stopped smiling and looked at Du Xiaoli.

"I'm looking at Junzi...Tan...Eggy."

Lin Wei sat on the quilt with his buttocks, leaning against the pillow, and followed Du Xiaoli's gaze to see his naked balls.

"You're going to lose me, really!"

"Come and sleep!"

Lin Wei walked up to Du Xiaoli and lay down beside Du Xiaoli without hesitation, and saw him curl up into a circle to wrap herself in it.Lin Weiyi was slightly moved. "I still consider you my best friend, really!"

"Go to sleep!"

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Digression: If you have two more legs, you must know which two are which!

Let's put a YY small theater here!

Du Xiaoli, who became a human at that time, hadn't chased Lin Wei yet.

One day when Lin Wei heard that Du Xiaoli was going on a blind date, he was so angry that he ran directly to the coffee shop where the blind date was said to be.He said angrily: "You went on a blind date even though I was single, and I told you that you would lose..."

Du Xiaoli accepted Lin Wei's words: "In this way I will lose my...cute one."

After finishing speaking, he put his hand through his neck and put his hand on the back of his head, and kissed him tenderly and irresistibly, then turned and said to the woman sitting opposite him: "This is my little cutie, don't you and mom Don't worry about it."