On the correct way to spread dog food

"Is the little wreck of our friendship capsized?"

Du Xiaoli held back his smile, turned his head and said, "I've never been on a boat!"

"I, Cao, what's the difference between you and a ruthless person who pulls dicks?"

"It's just..." Du Xiaoli turned his head, raised his eyebrows, his eyes fell on the position of Lin Wei's buttocks, and pointedly said: "Whether we have done it or not, we are obviously the latter."

"How do you learn Chinese? Can you focus on the key points? Is the score you got on the reading analysis questions of the college entrance examination an attitude score?"

"Sit down and learn. I didn't focus on the key points before, but now I do."

The two of them leaned together, deliberately lowering their voices.Unknowingly, it was past four o'clock, Lin Wei leaned on Du Xiaoli and slowly fell asleep.

Du Xiaoli was sitting there, seeing that Lin Wei was breathing deeply, he turned around slowly, put Lin Wei on the sofa, and then got on the sofa himself, curled Lin Wei up in the middle, closed his eyes, and fell asleep peacefully. past.

Chen Chu was used to getting up early, and he went downstairs as soon as it was dawn, got a glass of water in the kitchen and sat on the sofa to drink it.

The sudden sag of the sofa made Du Xiaoli wake up immediately. He opened his eyes a slit, and after seeing who it was, he closed his eyes and fell asleep.

The morning breakfast is still dog food and milk.Lin Wei didn't get enough sleep and seemed a little weak.Zhang Siyang looked worried, and asked if the dog owners around him needed to see a doctor?

The cameraman shook his head and laughed: "These two literary dogs got up in the middle of the night to look at the moon and stars. They may still be talking about dog life, philosophy, and ideals. They didn't go to bed until after four o'clock. Now they haven't had enough sleep!"

A group of people gathered around the camera to watch the replay, and the pets also gathered around watching the excitement. The parrot flew in the air and flapped its wings, screaming: "Ah! My eyes are blinded by you two hot dogs!"

After all, the parrot pretended to fall to the ground, causing a burst of laughter.From then on, Lin Wei and Du Xiaoli got one more title—a dog boy.

Although there is nothing wrong with the two of them, but being said like this, it seems that there is something about the two of them.Lin Wei was a little embarrassed and uncomfortable, he moved quietly under the hot eyes of everyone, trying to stay away from Du Xiao.

The days of filming the program can be said to be the same. Every day, I eat breakfast and go out to digest food, eat lunch and go out to digest food, eat dinner and go out to digest food, and then go to sleep.

Lin Wei finally found a chance to be alone with that parrot during these same days.

It was late at night, and everyone and pets had already fallen asleep.The cameraman and staff have also fallen asleep, only the cameras placed in the hall and bedroom are still working.

Lin Wei didn't sleep very deeply that day. He heard a sound from outside the corridor, and the sound was a very light object.Lin Wei walked out of the cage, stood at the door and poked his head out to look at the corridor outside.

In the darkness, Lin Wei saw a small thing walking briskly towards the stairs.

"What are you doing!" Standing behind Lin Wei, Du Xiaoli deliberately lowered his voice and asked in Lin Wei's ear.

Because he had heard the movement behind him a long time ago, he was not frightened, but Du Xiaoli was too close to him, his whole body seemed to be leaning against him, and Du Xiaoli's breath sprayed into Lin Wei's ears when he spoke. , a little hot, his ears moved uncomfortably.Whispered: "Hush! Catch the bird!"

Seeing the parrot downstairs, Lin Wei also sneaked out of the corridor with Du Xiaoli, and quietly followed behind the parrot.

The parrot was a little thirsty. It wandered around the kitchen but couldn't find any water. It refused to give up and pecked at the faucet switch of the sink with its beak.

Lin Wei gave Du Xiaoli a wink, and Du Xiaoli immediately ran to the toilet and opened the toilet door wide.

This toilet is not monitored, and it is on the first floor.

After opening the door, the two hid under the stairs and looked at the parrot. It pecked for a long time and saw no results. It left the kitchen and circled the living room. Suddenly it saw a room with an open door at the end of the living room corridor. .

Out of curiosity, it walked towards the room, and saw water in a white thing, but it was a bit slippery, and it couldn't stand in it at all.

When the parrot walked anxiously around the toilet, Lin Wei and Du Xiaoli sneaked closer to the toilet, and closed the toilet door.

Hearing the sound, the parrot turned around and looked at the two well-intentioned dogs smiling at it. Feeling guilty, it plucked up its courage and bluffed: "Let me find out that you two dogs have sex at night again! You guys If you praise me so much, I won’t tell anyone about it.”

"You've stolen a lot of human food recently, you should know that eating too much salt will cause hair loss!" Lin Wei approached the parrot with a smile.

The parrot screamed "Ah" in fright, it flapped its wings and wanted to fly into the air, but as soon as it flew up, Du Xiaoli slapped it back and slammed it into the toilet, and the water in the toilet wet the parrot. hair.

Lin Wei was stunned for a moment, he didn't expect the plot to develop like this, he gave the parrot a disgusted look, and couldn't help but take two steps back.

"You two bitches, when I get out, I'll sell you all to the kiln! Let you suffer humiliation and torture inside..."

The parrot yelled loudly, and when it said grinding words, Du Xiaoli swung his palm on the toilet seat, and the toilet seat fell down with a 'bang' sound, covering the toilet seat.Du Xiaoli's paw pressed on the flush button.

Immediately there was the sound of flushing in the toilet, mixed with the screams of parrots begging for mercy.

Lin Wei saw a gap in the toilet lid, looked at the soaked parrot inside and smiled, "How's it going?"

"Hero, spare me! I am also forced to do nothing! I have a baby parrot that has not yet hatched, and I have a master who is waiting for me to throw the brazier after death!"

"Don't be afraid, I just want to play a game with you." Lin Wei lifted the cover, looked at the parrot and said, "Come out first!"

The parrot was shivering from the cold, with tears in its eyes, and said aggrievedly: "I can't get up, this thing is too slippery to get up. The wings are also wet and it's hard to fly."

Although the toilet water in the toilet was clean, Lin Wei still had some shadows in his heart. After some construction in his mind, he stretched out his paw and said, "Pull my paw up."

At the moment when the parrot was about to touch Lin Wei, Du Xiaoli slapped Lin Wei's paw away and said, "Don't touch it!"

Du Xiaoli stood up on his hind legs, stretched his neck and bit the towel hanging on the wall, threw one end into the toilet, and bit the other end in his mouth.

The parrot climbed up along the towel very well, and after reaching the toilet, the parrot leaned forward and fell straight to the ground, hitting the cold floor.

"I'm going to die, I'm going to die!" The parrot's belly was upturned, and its two paws were scratching wildly.

"Since you're going to die, I'll send you there to die!" Du Xiaoli said coldly, looking at the parrot.

'Hey, hey, don't mind! The parrot immediately turned over, stood up and said flatteringly, "I was just joking. Hehe."

Seeing that Du Xiaoli's attitude was not soft, the parrot immediately changed the subject and said, "Don't you want to play games? I like playing games the most. What kind of games are you playing?"

"I'll teach you how to sing!" Lin Wei answered, and he threw the dry end of the towel onto the parrot. He asked Du Xiaoli to take the hair dryer from the wall and turn on the wind to dry the parrot while continuing: " I teach you to sing, you follow and learn every line

Replace 'I' with 'you'. "

"I'm the best at this. I've watched dozens of variety shows, big and small, and can play hundreds of games."

Lin Wei cleared her throat and began to sing: "Are you retarded?"

The parrot was stunned, and under Du Xiaoli's cold gaze, he sang: "Am I mentally retarded?"

"You're mentally retarded." Lin Wei had a smile on his face. This song was the tune of Harlem Yu's Ode to Joy.

"I'm retarded"

"It doesn't make sense to be mentally retarded, just like you!"

"It doesn't make sense to be mentally retarded, just like me!"

Lin Wei taught the parrot these three lines. At first, the parrot sang it with gritted teeth, and finally lost all sense of shame, and then completely immersed in the cheerful tune, singing it tirelessly over and over again.

Seeing that it was almost done, Lin Wei was about to go back to the room. When he left, he even gave the parrot a password. If he knew that he was going out to file a complaint, it would no longer be such a simple matter of taking a bath.

Lin Wei had a vicious expression on his face. Although he was just trying to scare the parrot, the parrot obviously took it seriously.Its body was trembling, and it quickly nodded its little head.

Lin Wei went back to the room and fell asleep leaning against Du Xiaoli's body.He was woken up by Zhang Siyang shaking him in the morning, and it was already bright when he woke up.

Lin Wei leaned against Du Xiaoli's body weakly in the morning after eating, and the parrot also lay weakly on the sofa at a glance.

It took a long time for Lin Wei to get bored, the TV screen kept changing, and for some reason, he got a concert made up of many stars, and the stars in it happened to be singing Ode to Joy.

As soon as the parrot heard the sound of the Ode to Joy, it immediately became energetic, and couldn't help singing along: "Am I mentally retarded? I am very mentally retarded! There is no reason to be mentally retarded like me!"

After singing a few lines, the parrot found that what it sang was very different from what it sang on TV.It flapped its wings and flew to the TV screen and said angrily: "This song is fake, it is fake! Drag the person who sings the fake song out and kill me!"

Lin Wei stared at it in a daze, he didn't expect that the parrot was already obsessed with this!He looked at Du Xiaoli worriedly.

"It's okay." Du Xiaoli patted Lin Wei on the head, and continued, "It was just opened up to Ren Du's second channel, and opened up the talent for singing."

I, Cao, your comfort is not reliable at all!

Two Persian cats walked up to Lin Wei, looked at the parrot that was still mad at the TV screen, and looked away in disgust, as if watching it for a second would dirty their eyes.

They raised their noble heads and said arrogantly: "A commoner bird is a commoner bird. Why would a cat with noble blood like us live with such a commoner animal. This is simply an insult!"

"Brother! Let's go! I feel uncomfortable thinking about staying in the same place with these civilians!" Another Persian cat urged.

The two Persian cats quickly disappeared into the hall. The parrot in the hall was still pecking at the TV. The husky was sitting in the living room biting his slippers. After being discovered, he changed from biting his slippers furtively to blatantly biting his slippers.Akita dogs and bobtail cats lay on the carpet waiting for their meal.In just a few days, the fat on my body has increased at a speed visible to the naked eye, and I have to hug when I eat and go downstairs.

Lin Wei felt that none of the pets here were normal more than once!

The author has something to say: Friends!The stupid author's budget for this book is 80 chapters, 25 words! This is already more than half! ,