On the correct way to spread dog food

"Back to your kennel!"

"..." Sorry, I don't want to sleep in that kennel that smells like your sweat.

Chen Dong picked up Lin Wei and put him in the kennel, "This is where you sleep!"

"Aooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!"

"Your hair will fall on the quilt!"

"Aoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh" I'm much more expensive than that quilt, you should feel sorry for my hair being hurt by your rough quilt.

"Believe it or not, I'll hit you!" The tone was serious.

"..." Lin Wei took a step back, and looked at Chen Dong with wide-eyed eyes. I don't understand what you are saying!

Lin Wei approached the bed with two short legs.One person and one dog launched a tug-of-war over this.

Li Sisi waited for a long time but did not see Chen Dong coming back. She got out of bed and went to lie on her side to have a look. When she opened the door, one person and one dog met each other's eyes, and a war without gunpowder started.

Li Sisi: "What are you doing!"

Chen Dong: "Your baby wants a bed!"

Li Sisi said indifferently: "Then sleep, your bed is empty anyway!"

"But!" Chen Dong looked unhappy, "Sometimes Ameng will come to sleep when he is drunk, if he sleeps for a dog, how will Ameng sleep!"

Ah Meng is Chen Dong's cousin. He just entered the first grade of junior high school this year, and his family lives in the city H next door. His mother said that the teachers in Lizhou are good, so he transferred Ah Meng to Lizhou to go to school. Ah League's only relative here is It's Chen Dong, who sometimes comes back to Chen Dong's place when he's on vacation.

"Oh! That's easy! Sleep on my bed, and you sleep on your side. When the time comes, the Arab League will come and sleep with you!"

"..." Chen Dong, who was finally able to sleep in the master bedroom, now has to sleep on his side because of a dog. Between brothers and women, he abandoned the former without hesitation, "Actually, it's good to sleep here, ah Meng is just at the age when he likes these little animals, so it won't be so boring to have Aoao with him!"

"..." Lin Wei looked at the ceiling with a deep dog face, so a man's face. In the sky of June, friends are precious, and family affection is even more expensive. If it's a woman, you can throw both of them away!

In the end, the bed where Lin Wei slept on his side was fixed. Chen Dong hurriedly put Lin Wei on the bed, and brought Li Sisi back to the master bedroom. He was afraid that Li Sisi's freshness would change in the next second, and he insisted on sleeping with the dog at night!

Facts proved that Chen Dong's worries were not unreasonable. Li Sisi sounded like a dog in a drowsy sleep. She hadn't slept on the first day she came back, so she got up and wanted to carry Aoao to the master bedroom to sleep.

Chen Dong was woken up by Li Sisi, half-closed his eyes, and asked in a daze, "Going to the bathroom?"

"No! I'm going to hug the dog"

"..." Chen Dong's eyes widened suddenly, and most of his sleepiness disappeared. "The dogs are asleep in the middle of the night!"

"I will take it easy!"

"You better stop hugging, what if you rolled over in your sleep at night and crushed the dog to death!"

"..." Li Sisi was silent for three seconds, then turned around, pulled the quilt and threw it on Chen Dong's head, and began to fight

.

"I'll fuck your uncle's bad sleeping position! I'll fuck your uncle's crushing dog! You must be bored! How dare you despise your aunt."

Chen Dong let Li Sisi beat him under the quilt, and he didn't resist, begging for mercy in his mouth.

The two chattered for a while before subsiding.

Lin Wei listened to the voice from the master bedroom, and wailed in his heart, "Being fed dog food in the middle of the night is simply too cruel!"

Early the next morning, the two of them finally remembered that there was such a little thing as Lin Wei. Before going to work, they fed Lin Wei milk and dog food. He touched Lin Wei's head and said lovingly, "Son, this is your lunch, you can't eat it now!"

"..." If you keep a normal dog like this, the dog will definitely have a short life. A normal dog can't understand what you say at all!

Both Li Sisi and Chen Dong went to work, the door was locked from the outside, and the room was quiet, except for Lin Wei, there was no living thing to be found.

Lin Wei desperately wanted to know if Li Sisi was the Li Sisi from his original world.

He started rummaging around the house.Although he was in the same department as Li Sisi, they didn't have much contact with each other.

Searching around in the house did not find any useful information, and the drawers of the cabinets could not be opened at all with his current physique.

The wardrobe in Li Sisi's bedroom is a push-pull type. Lin Wei opened the cabinet easily. He wanted to see if there were any clothes in the same style as Li Sisi in his world.

However, it turned out that he overestimated himself and underestimated women. He found that the huge wardrobe was full of colorful clothes and there was no room left.

When he looked at these clothes, he looked the same as the newly released Korean beauty version Lian Lian Kan. He looked at everyone the same, and he almost doubted his own eyes.

Lin Wei, who was bored, went to the living room to turn on the TV, holding the remote control panel under the coffee table and controlling his claws to carefully change the channel.

The channel was tuned to Hulutai, which is famous for its gossip. At this time, there was a photo on the monitor behind the supporter. In the photo was a man with baby fat on his face and slightly pursed lips, revealing two cute dimples.

Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! There are ten thousand muddy horses galloping in Lin Wei's heart.

The man on the screen is Lin Wei.I can't stand seeing my handsome face all of a sudden!

【Female Host: Well, let’s take stock of some big news in the entertainment industry recently!】

[Female host: Fans of Liu Hongxin's night party were captured, and Zhang Lanlan fell in love with Xiao Xianrou, who was 20 years younger than herself.Zhang Kongwen's new play I have a sentence I don't know if it is appropriate or not will be launched on NO.30 this month. 】

[Female host: After talking about the inside circle, let’s talk about outside the circle. A few days ago, Lin Wei, son of Golden Harvest, and Ling Meiya, the daughter of Ling Group, held a press conference to announce the cancellation of their engagement. Zhang Han, director of Lin's sales department, is engaged,...]

Lin Wei didn't hear clearly what was said later, his mind was in chaos, he didn't know what would happen to his mother after 'he' and Ling Meiya called off the engagement, he and Ling Meiya's divorced family would definitely send her back to Ling Meiya to make up for her. Zhang Han pushed out to get engaged to Ling Meiya.And anyone who is not a fool can know what Zhang Han can bring to Zhang Han after being engaged to Ling's family.

The entire Golden Harvest is already in his pocket.

The only thing that is fortunate now is that he left, but Lin Wei is still alive.This may be the best result.

Lin Wei sighed, changed the channel, lay down on the carpet with eyes closed, and listened to the voice from the TV.

Lin only woke up and the pointer on the wall pointed to one o'clock.

Not having that new neighbor talking about Lin Wei in his ear made him a little unaccustomed.

He walked to the side sleeper and wanted to climb onto the bed on the side sleeper, grabbing a corner of the quilt with both paws and climbing up vigorously.

The quilt began to slide down to one corner, and Lin Wei was buried under the quilt after a while.Lin Wei flopped under the quilt for a long time but didn't get out.

He stretched out his sharp claws, scratching and biting the quilt.

With the sound of a pull, Lin Wei was stunned, looking down at the quilt cover with a corner rotted under his paws.

"..." The quality of this quilt cover is not good! I touched it lightly, and it broke.

Lin Wei struggled out of the quilt. After doing bad things, he was a little nervous, and when he was nervous, he felt a little urgent to pee!

He ran to the toilet. The toilet in Li Sisi's house was also a toilet. Lin Wei's small body couldn't get up at all, and he couldn't stand upright.

This time Lin Wei was even more nervous because he couldn't go to the bathroom, and when he was nervous, he wanted to go to the bathroom even more!

At this moment, he didn't dare to move around, he was full of feces and could pull it out with just a slight movement.

Han Han's words suddenly flashed in his mind-how long a minute is, it depends on whether you are in the toilet or outside the toilet.

Looking at the toilet, Lin Wei's eyes were particularly resentful - how long a minute is depends on whether you are standing on the toilet or lying under the toilet.

Lin Wei fell asleep in the toilet, and had a dream. In the dream, he also wanted to go to the toilet. Someone put him on the toilet. Lin Wei sighed comfortably after draining the garbage in his body. Looking at the feces in the toilet, Lin Wei stretched out his paw and pressed the drain button.The smell of feces was still as strong and pungent as before.

Lin Wei washed it twice repeatedly, but the taste was not diluted but became stronger.

Lin Wei kicked his heels and jumped off the toilet. In a daze, he felt as if his feet stepped on something, eh! It feels a little soft to the touch!

Lin Wei opened his eyes a little, and looked at his hind legs.

There was a small lump of shit behind his butt, and Lin Wei's hind hoof was stepping on that lump of shit right now.

Lin Weiyi stood up and looked at his pile of shit, wanting to cry without tears. He hadn't wet the bed since he was five years old, so he had completely lost his old face today.

Lin Wei curled up the foot that was stepping on shit, and walked in the bathroom on three legs. There was a small bucket in the toilet, which was filled with water. Lin Wei grabbed the water in the bucket with two paws on his hind legs. Sprinkle on the hind legs.

Dogs have different paws than humans.Unable to hold the water, Lin Wei spent more than half an hour cleaning his hind feet. At this time, his hind legs were trembling as if they were too indulgent.

Turning around to look at the pile of shit that was still lying quietly on the ground, Lin Wei searched around the toilet but couldn't find anything that could destroy the corpse.

After shaking the water on his hind legs, he started to walk towards the living room.There was tissue paper under the coffee table, Lin Wei bit the tissue paper and went to the living room. Lin Wei wrapped the shit in layers of toilet paper, opened the trash can and threw the paper in.Lin Wei looked left and right, consciously doing it seamlessly, returned to the toilet, washed his paws repeatedly, and walked into the bedroom with graceful steps after making sure that there was no peculiar smell.

Looking at the quilt lying on the ground, Lin Weiwei was stunned.

I'll go! Why did I forget that there is such a thing!

Before Lin Wei could think of a remedy, the sound of a key turning the lock came from the entrance.

His body froze, his eyes turned left and right, and he withdrew from the side sleeper with a guilty conscience, and closed the door of the side sleeper by the way.

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Second watch. .No one was watching at all.It's the equivalent of talking to myself. . . . . .