I'm not really a heartthrob [entertainment circle]

An unremarkable night.

The eight people had just finished eating the fried chicken takeaway, and were lying in their respective rooms as fat houses. Jin Nanjun was watching a movie when suddenly the cell phone next to the pillow vibrated frantically.

He stared at the computer screen intently, didn't even look at the caller ID, and picked it up directly: "Hello, who is it?"

"Ah!" As soon as Song Haofan heard this, he knew that this group of people didn't take his words to heart at all, "Are you all lying on the bed? Have you packed your luggage? It's going to the airport in five hours , you can figure it out yourself!"

After finishing speaking, he hung up the phone angrily.

Jin Nanjun was yelled at for a while, and barely recovered from the movie. It took a long time to realize the interface of the end of the call displayed on the phone screen, oh, so they are going to Malta tonight.

Two seconds later, Jin Nanjun's exclamation suddenly sounded in the living room: "Oh, children! Come out quickly!——"

After half an hour.

"Well... good evening everyone." Lin Wan fixed the camera, then wiped her face, "I almost forgot to pack my luggage, but I really don't know what to pack."

"On the Internet, it says that the temperature over there is about 37 degrees, and it's a little dry." Sitting on the ground next to Lin Wan, Park Zhijun said while looking at his phone, "So should we bring a humidifier?"

Lin Wan looked at the humidifier in their room, a little hesitant: "Can't we just buy a new one when we get here?"

Pu Zhixuan nodded after pondering for a moment: "That's fine."

The two were sitting and thinking, Tian Zhengguo opened the door and walked in, holding a transparent glass plate in his hand, "Brother, do you two eat dragon fruit?"

"eat!!"

Lin Wan immediately extended her hand to Tian Zhengguo, "Have you packed your luggage? Are you still free to cut dragon fruit?"

Tian Zhengguo nodded: "I finished cleaning in less than 10 minutes!"

"What??" Pu Zhixuan couldn't believe that it only took 10 minutes for someone to pack their luggage in the world, "Are you playing with us?"

"No! I really packed it!"

Lin Wan ate a piece of dragon fruit, and said leisurely: "There is nothing to choose from all the clothes in black. Of course, it can be cleaned up in 10 minutes."

Tian Zhengguo: ...

"That's right." Pu Zhixuan glanced at Tian Zhengguo, "Since you have cleaned up, don't make trouble for us here, and cut up half of the watermelon in the refrigerator by the way, if you don't eat it tonight, it will go bad when you come back .”

Tian Zhengguo sighed, he knew, he was just a toolman from beginning to end.

In the end, the eight people got on the car to the airport on time, and they still checked in by themselves. The first time was familiar, and the second time was familiar. This time it was the third time in Malta, and the eight people went through the formalities with ease.

This time, Lin Wan and Tian Zhengguo sat together. After fastening their seat belts, the two put on their blindfolds in unison, and fell asleep while waiting for the plane to take off.

He didn't know how long he slept, Tian Zhengguo woke up first, checked the time, and found that they would arrive in less than an hour.

He stretched and picked up the camera that was set aside, "Yo Robben, we're almost there now."

Then turned the camera to the window, "You can't see, uh, anything outside right now."

"Let's take a look inside."

Tian Zhengguo turned the camera to Lin Wan who was still sleeping.

"Hey Yigu, our brother Wanwan is really beautiful."

Lin Wan, who had just been woken up, heard this sentence in the midst of the confusion. Her arms that were just about to turn over stopped moving in an instant, and she simply pretended to be asleep.

This little trick can't fool Tian Zhengguo's eyes at all. Seeing Lin Wan like this, he directly held up the camera and put it on Lin Wan's face, holding back a smile and blowing out in a fancy way: "Wow, those curled eyelashes, and what's there?" These charming lips, and this bridge of nose that can slide on a slide..."

Lin Wan really couldn't listen anymore, took off the blindfold, and was so ashamed and angry that he wanted to grab Tian Zhengguo and bite, "What are you talking about!?"

"Oh brother, did I wake you up?" Tian Zhengguo said artificially.

"Stop coming! I can even hear you laughing!"

"Hehehe." Tian Zhengguo smiled and turned off the camera.

Seeing him like this, Lin Wan snorted angrily, stretched her waist, pointed outside and told Tian Zhengguo, "Close the visor, it's too dazzling."

After more than half an hour, the plane landed. Lin Wan was pushing the suitcase to get out of the airport gate, when she saw Park Zhijun lying on the suitcase and moving forward at a slow speed.

His hands suddenly itched badly, he ran a few steps and patted Pu Zhixuan's round buttocks.

"Ah!!" Pu Zhixuan immediately stood up holding his buttocks, and after seeing that it was Lin Wan who was molesting him, he immediately let go of his buttocks and stretched out his sinful hand towards Lin Wan, "Let me touch it back! "

Lin Wan fled quickly.

Park Zhijuan chased after him persistently, and the two of them ran out of the airport gate all the way, only to find that the familiar staff had already set up a camera outside the gate to take pictures of them.

Park Ji-joon: ...

Lin Wan:  …

The two immediately became serious and smiled awkwardly at the camera.

"What a coincidence, you are also here to travel."

"Yes, yes, you have also come to Malta."

The director standing directly opposite: ? ? ?

The difference between Trip to Malta and the previous two seasons is that this time they can rent a car by themselves, although Lin Wan doesn't have a driver's license yet.

"Aren't you two going to take the driver's license test?" Jin Shuozhen, who was turning the steering wheel handsomely, asked.

Pu Zhixuan was looking at the navigation, and replied with some hesitation: "I'm not ready yet..."

"I don't want to take the test anymore." Lin Wan said, "I think it's so troublesome to drive by myself."

"But you can go anywhere with your own car."

"I can also rub your car, just like now."

"But we won't live together forever, silly boy."

"Then I'll buy a house downstairs from my brother's house, and then continue to rub the car."

Min Yunqi, who had been silent all this time, couldn't listen anymore, "Your skin has really thickened."

Lin Wan curled her lips, leaned on the back of the driver's seat and said flatteringly, "What's the matter? Brother Shuo Zhen is so handsome, he must be willing to let me rub his car, isn't it?"

Jin Shuozhen immediately smiled happily: "From now on, you can sit in my car as you like."

Min Yunqi snorted angrily, "Let's talk about it after you have a chance."

"Min, please get out of my car if you talk again."

Min Yunqi pursed his mouth into a straight line, stopped talking nonsense, and looked at the phone honestly, "Turn right at the intersection ahead."

Soon they arrived near the B&B. After parking the car, several of them walked to the restaurant on the side of the road to have lunch.

He didn't feel hot when he got off the plane, but now walking under the sun, Lin Wan felt that he was going to be roasted.

He was really afraid of the sun and sweating, and originally wanted to take out the small fan when going out to play, but seeing the current situation, he thought it was better not to bear it.

Sure enough, the moment he turned on the small fan, he felt he came alive.

Seeing that he was so hot, Jin Nanjun specially ordered an ice cream for him when ordering, it still had vanilla milk flavor, Lin Wan thought for a moment that he was eating himself (no.

After eating, the eight of them prepared to walk to find the dormitory. After all, it wasn't that far away, and they didn't know if there was a place to park there.

Fortunately, the bag on his body is not too heavy, Lin Wan thinks he can hold on for a while longer.

But if this group of people wandered blindly looking at the map, he wouldn't be able to hold on.

"Director Nim, is the direction we are going in the right direction?"

Just as Lin Wan asked, the other seven people also stopped to look at the director. The director was being watched by the eight people at the same time. Suddenly, he realized his conscience and shook his head: "You just went the wrong way."

Seven people full of confidence: ? ? ?

Lin Wan continued to ask: "Then where are we going?"

The director shook his head again: "It won't be interesting to talk about it any further!"

Jin Shuozhen looked at the director, then at Lin Wan, thinking about it: "Does director Nim still like to watch "Ode to Lovely"?"

Lin Wan: ? ? ?

The director's eyes changed instantly, and after thinking for a while, he nodded in agreement.

Jin Shuozhen patted Lin Wan on the shoulder, and said earnestly, "Wan Wan, it's up to you whether we can find a dormitory!"

Director: "I've seen "Ode to Love", this time we want to watch "Ode to Confessions", do you accept it? If the performance is successful, we can show you a bright way."

"Accept, accept!" Zheng Haoxi answered for Lin Wan first, and then looked at Lin Wan, "Wanwan, with such a big sun, let's be considerate of the old, weak, sick and disabled brothers."

……

Really speechless.

Lin Wan sighed and decided to give it a go, "Then I don't want to carry the luggage by myself for a while."

Jin Shuozhen nodded knowingly, "Don't worry, Zheng will help you."

Tian Zhengguo:? ? ?

"OK then."

Lin Wan reluctantly agreed, and cast aside her shame and performed a complete "Ode to a Baby" in front of the camera.

As a 24-year-old promising young man, he was reduced to earning money by performing and acting like a spoiled child on the streets of a foreign country. Is this the annihilation of humanity or the degeneration of morality?

'Holy shit hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha two years ago during the trip to Northern Europe two years ago: if you wanted to eat, you could be coquettish; in Malta two years later: if you want to find a hotel you should be coquettish'

'Lin Wan: After all, one person resisted everything'

'As we all know, the secret of BTS' success is cuteness'

"After Wanwan danced the confession ode, the expressions of the seven men in the back couldn't be too funny hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha"

'Kim Namjoon: Dad smiles, Kim Seokjin Jung Hoseok: Auntie smiles, Jeon Jungkook: idiot smiles, Kim Taejoon Park Jijoon: his wife is amazing and they are very proud smiles, only Min Yoonki looks disgusted hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

'Min: You are such a big man, can't you rely on yourself?

Later, when I saw the cold watermelon in the dormitory, someone from Min said: "No"

Thanks to Tolin Wan's serious work, they found the legendary dormitory in less than 10 minutes.

The first thing they do when they arrive at the dormitory is to divide the rooms. This time their dormitory has two floors. The upstairs is a big room with two double beds that can sleep four people. The downstairs has two small rooms that can sleep two people respectively. .

After viewing the room, eight people sat around the coffee table in the living room, planning to choose a game to decide the dormitory allocation.

Lin Wan actually wanted to live alone. After all, there was no such thing as a shitty task of getting under the covers. He could sleep as he wanted by himself!

Jin Taixi sat next to him, poked his arm, and discussed with him in a low voice, "Shall we sleep in one room?"

"do not want!"

"Come on, come on?"

"Ding dong~"

However, at this moment, the system went online again. Lin Wan had a bad feeling when she heard this slightly dull notification tone.

"Time-limited task: satisfy any member's wish [0/1], the time limit is 5 minutes, and the task rewards [-] points."

"Randomly select the task target: Kim Tae-joo. Please come on host~"

Lin Wan:  …

What the hell is there to say?

The author has something to say: Lin Wan: Why do I feel that the system is particularly biased towards you?

Kim Taehyung: I paid

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