Under the osmanthus tree

"Brother, master is coming, please be more energetic, master doesn't like to see us weak." The young boy looked at the man with a smile and said, there was no respect in his eyes, and the words came out of his mouth It's like watching a joke.

"Understood." The man replied hoarsely. As soon as he finished his words, he heard the sound of slow and low footsteps on the aisle. The sound of each step seemed to be stepping on a person's heart, causing the heartbeat to slow down by half. The clap was in line with the sound of the footsteps, one after another.

When he walked in, the young man took the lead and shouted: "Master is good."

The old man seemed to be in his sixties, but he could only see that one of his feet was lame when he got closer.When the old man heard the young man calling himself, he replied with a satisfied tone in his shrill voice: "Well, be good." Looking at the man who was still kneeling and making no sound, the old man snorted coldly, "Oh, basic etiquette, I teach you After all these years, you still don’t take the initiative to call me. Let me tell you, if it weren’t for me, you would have been eaten by wolves long ago. Why would it be the big brother of our school who follows me to eat and drink hot food like now. Some things do this He has his own reasons, you should learn from Dongzi in this point, just listen to me more, you just need to obey and don't need to think too much."

"Master, Master." The man moved his mouth or opened his mouth to call.

"Well, don't be obedient." The old man gestured to Dongzi with his eyes, and Dongzi quickly moved a chair behind the old man knowingly. "You, you, you made such a big mistake this time, and the plan to become a teacher will be delayed for a while because of this. It would be good if you don't throw you to feed the ghosts. If you kneel here for three days, you know your mistake gone?"

"Apprentice..." When the man said this, he glanced at the boy, gritted his teeth and said, "I know I was wrong."

"Well, it's good to know that you're wrong. You have to always remember the meaning of my name Xiao Wu."

"Apprentice dare not forget, Master said, your fellow enemy, Daoist Qiu"

"Hmph, he deserves to be called Daoist?" The old man was obviously angry when he heard this address.

"That's right, senior brother, don't let others' ambition destroy your own prestige. The person surnamed Qiu shouldn't be called a Taoist priest, he should be called Old Loach."

Hearing what Dongzi said, the old man finally had a satisfied smile on his face.

"Qiu, among the disciples of Old Loach, there is a closed-door disciple named Xiao Liu. You gave Xiao Wu this name in order to make him better than his disciples." Xiao Wu gritted his teeth and continued to hold back his anger. In fact, he admired that Daoist Qiu very much. He was kind and distinguished between good and evil, and would not harm others because of his own interests.He really hoped that he could be the apprentice of Daoist Qiu, instead of the ruthless Daoist Yin Shun in front of him.

"Well, then why did you name me Xiao Wu instead of Xiao One, Two, Three and Four as a teacher?"

The corner of Xiao Wu's mouth twitched slightly and continued to reply: "Master said that taking Xiao Wu is to make Xiao Wu not proud, and work hard to become one." His master's reason is really drunk, but fortunately his master didn't give him Name it Xiao Er, Xiao San or something like that.

"It seems that you still remember everything clearly. Then why do you remember these words clearly but don't listen to me? I let you control the four ghosts. Why did you let them go to the city? It's all right now, they were all caught by the loach, Do you know how much effort I put into raising those four ghosts!" Daoist Qiu spoke louder and louder, and at the end he scolded Xiao Wu furiously.

"..." What can he say, he can't say anything, the master told him to take care of the four ghosts. son.How could he have fallen asleep if he hadn't poured sweat medicine into his tea.Those four ghosts must have listened to Dongzi's order and wanted to occupy territory in the city. If this happened, the master would say that Dongzi had seen it, and now he failed, and pushed all the faults on himself.Even if he told the truth, the master would not believe him, because Dongzi was more favored by the master than him.

"Let me tell you, if this kind of thing happens again, I promise to make your life worse than death, hum!" Yin Shun stood up and walked away in a huff.

At this moment, Dongzi didn't respond, but waited until he couldn't hear his master's footsteps, and said to Xiao Wu jokingly: "Senior Brother, how many times have I told you to listen to Master, don't you think you will suffer this time?" .”

Xiao Wu looked up into Dong Zi's eyes and said angrily, "Don't think I don't know it's your fault."

"Ah ha ha ha ha, that's right, brother is very smart in this respect, I did it, so what can you do. Master wants you to watch the four ghosts. It's because of your ineffective supervision. Master only sees this. When will senior brother leave, if you don't step here, I think I will be happy to get back together with senior brother."

"Do you think the master is really good to you? If he is really good to you, he wouldn't let you practice that kind of spell. You still look like 15 years old now, isn't he my good brother?"

This sentence hit the boy's pain point, "Master is kind to me, that kind of spell only makes me stronger. Master promised that as long as I am over 28 years old, he will help me remove this spell, and then I will be able to grown up!"

"Don't deceive yourself, my good junior brother who is over 25 years old!" Oh, he is not a vegetarian.The body stayed at fifteen, and the mind also stopped at fifteen, but this time he was careless.

"Stop it, stop it!" Dongzi ran out like crazy.

Looking at Dongzi like that, Xiao Wu sneered and forced himself to walk out of the hall slowly.

Over there, Dongzi ran back to his room and sat on a chair, looking at the bottles and cans on the table. These medicines, these medicines were all said to help him grow up, but he didn't like them. It's been a year and nothing has changed.Damn brother, he is having a hard time, and he will make him have a hard time too.

Seeing the whip hanging on the pillar, he took it up and rushed straight into the alchemy room in the compartment of the room. After chanting a mantra, a ghost appeared in the originally empty room.Dongzi said, "Kneel down and crawl over!"

The ghost did so without any expression on his face, and slowly crawled over.Dongzi watched the ghost kneeling in front of him step on it, and slowly crushed the ghost's back with his foot and asked, "Who are you?"

"Slave Xiao Wu."

"Well, very good." After speaking, Dongzi raised his whip and hit the ghost fiercely and said, "How about it!"

"Xiao Wu is wrong, Xiao Wu is in pain."

"That's right, let you talk back, let you talk about my pain." Dongzi beat and cursed, until he exhausted his strength, and then slowly calmed down.

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