The Villains Want Hugs [Quick Transmigration]

The fierce bird in the metaphysics world: "..."

Black, coal, balls?

Jiang Meng saw that the big black bird seemed to be dissatisfied with the name he gave him, so she persuaded him patiently: "Have you never seen black coal balls? I have seen them, and they are as dark as your feathers. It will reflect light under the sunlight, and it is small and chubby, which sounds cute."

Speaking of this, Jiang Meng looked at the black briquettes worriedly, and asked, "Can you become a little smaller? Your appearance is really scary."

At this moment, the big black bird was standing straight in front of Jiang Meng, with a pair of chopstick-like long legs supporting its huge and round body. It was nearly two meters tall and looked taller and mightier than an adult man from a distance.

Especially those blood-red double pupils, the domineering aura in them can't be covered, if a child walks over now, he will be scared to cry by it.

The big black bird seemed to be very dismissive of Jiang Meng's doubts. It barked a few times with its head held high, and turned around to face Jiang Meng with its buttocks.

Jiang Meng frowned helplessly, and went to Ji Xiaopang for help: "What should I do if that big black bird doesn't listen to me? I don't dare to fight it hard, it looks so fierce."

Ji Xiaopang thought for a while, and suggested that Jiang Meng use its neck feathers to intimidate and lure it. Since it is a stinky and vicious bird, it must firmly grasp its weakness.

Jiang Meng did as he did, taking out the feathers of the big black bird and threatening to burn your feathers if you behaved again.

Sure enough, the big black bird was fooled, angrily pawed the ground with its claws, shook its feathers reluctantly, and suddenly shrunk several times with a "squeak" sound, turning into a black sparrow the size of a palm.

With a plump body, a small round head, a pair of red bean-like eyes that turn round and round, and a tender "chirp chirp chirp" sound from opening his mouth, Jiang Meng's heart almost melted.

Jiang Meng held the black coal ball in the palm of her hand in surprise, and looked at it over and over again: "So you were so cute when you were young, and now your appearance is more and more in line with your name-black coal ball! You are so stupid and cute!"

The black coal ball's high-cold bird set was determined not to collapse, but just glanced at Jiang Meng rather sadly.

There was still some time before dawn, and Jiang Meng curled up at the entrance of the hall with a black coal ball in her arms, like a homeless wanderer, and fell asleep in a short while.

I don't know how long it has been in a daze, but Jiang Meng was woken up by someone roughly patting him: "Whose child is this, why did you sleep here? And what's going on with the person next to you?"

Jiang Meng opened her eyes, and saw an aunt in blue overalls, and saw that she was still holding a garbage bag in her hand, guessing that he should be the staff in charge of cleaning in the crematorium.

Jiang Meng just woke up, her brain was a little bit unresponsive, and she called out in a daze: "...Auntie."

Auntie Baojie saw that Jiang Meng and Zhao Zhiming looked like beggars, and raised her eyebrows in distaste: "People who are homeless go to sleep under the overpass or in the self-service bank, why did you sleep in the crematorium? You are quite unique. !"

Jiang Meng rubbed her eyes, put the black coal balls into her pocket, and then took out a bank card from Zhao Zhiming's underwear pocket: "My master is dead, I'm here to let him go to the ground for peace. You Do you know where there is a self-service bank?"

The cleaning aunt took a step back, only to realize that there was a dead person lying in front of her, she was frightened and dumbfounded: "This, this, this... you should call the police?!"

Then Aunt Cleaning called the administrator of the cemetery in her characteristic loud voice. When the administrator saw the dead person, she panicked and called the police directly.

People from the Public Security Bureau arrived soon, and at the same time, the forensic doctor who came with him examined Zhao Zhiming's body. It was preliminarily determined that the violent collision caused hemorrhage in the internal organs and resulted in death, and homicide cannot be ruled out.

Jiang Meng stood aside holding the black coal ball, and explained in a low voice: "My master accidentally fell into the smelly ditch and died because he was chased by debt collectors."

Everyone: "..."

Now that the police station has filed a case, it cannot be decided hastily, so Zhao Zhiming's body was brought back to the police station for further autopsy. As for the cause of Zhao Zhiming's death and the responsibilities of those creditors, further investigation is needed.

The tall policeman was the leader of the serious crime team, named Cheng Kangke. He took out a pen and paper, and asked in a businesslike manner, "What's the kid's name? How old is he? Where's his home address?"

Jiang Meng is not tall now, and her figure is thin and small. She has a small baby face with a bit of baby fat, and she looks only thirteen or fourteen years old.

Seeing that the policeman was a little timid, Jiang Meng immediately stood upright, and obediently replied, "My name is Chen Doudou. This year, after I ran out of the orphanage as a child, I have been begging for a living with Master."

Cheng Kangke glanced at Jiang Meng's tattered jeans, and continued to ask, "How do you make a living? Begging along the street?"

Jiang Meng shook her head solemnly, and said slowly and honestly: "My master is a well-known celestial master in the metaphysical world. I have been learning ghost hunting from my master since I was a child."

Everyone was shocked when they heard this, and the cemetery administrator's jaw was so shocked that he sneaked into the policeman's ear after a while and said: "The male corpse is waiting for the forensic doctor to examine. Little fool... please take him away and see if he can be sent to an orphanage for the handicapped..."

Who does this uncle say is a disabled person? !

How could Jiang Meng be happy when he heard this, he opened his eyes, and said in a fierce tone: "We celestial masters can adjust Fengshui, and town houses can transform evil spirits. Nowadays, the social atmosphere is not correct, and there are many demons and ghosts rampant in the world. A ghost with a bit more resentment is enough To cause chaos in the world, these are our celestial masters—"

Cheng Kangke couldn't listen anymore, couldn't help but raised the corners of his lips, pushed Jiang Meng's shoulders and walked to the police car: "Okay, little magic stick, you think this is Journey to the West, what kind of Monkey King are you playing?"

Jiang Meng pursed her lips and said nothing. As a little celestial master who can travel between yin and yang, he doesn't care about these ignorant mortals for the time being.

Ji Xiaopang was a little excited to ride in a police car for the first time, and kept chattering around Jiang Meng: "Boss, look at how beautiful that short policeman is, the tips of his ears are snow-white and snow-white, and even the back of his head is so beautiful." !"

The short policeman sitting in the co-pilot was named Bai Chuanjun. He was thin and handsome. He should be a young policeman who had just graduated from the police academy.

Jiang Meng followed his gaze, and didn't think there was anything special about the furry back of his head, but suddenly found that something was wrong with Bai Chuanjun.

There seemed to be a cloud of black air surrounding his body, and from Jiang Meng's perspective, it seemed to be moving around his neck like a weak and boneless hand.Although the mass of black air was not dense, it was full of ghostly air, which made people feel like their hairs stood on end for no reason.

Jiang Meng felt the bone-chilling chill of seeing a ghost again, and he stared at the cloud of black air, for fear that it would suddenly turn into a bloody mouth and fly towards him.

The black briquette that had been sleeping obediently in Jiang Meng's arms suddenly moved, it jumped out with a few "chirp chirps", and then flew onto the shoulder of the little policeman. Jiang Meng was startled by this unexpected movement.

With a "swish", the cloud of black air rolled down from the man as if being scalded by something, and then let out a few indistinguishable screams, and escaped directly through the car window with a small gap open .

Bai Chuanjun turned his head, his face turned blue, like a weak scholar in a movie who was sucked up by a vixen.

"Is this your sparrow?" Bai Chuanjun asked with a dazed look on his face.

The black briquette gave a loud "chirp", expressing serious protest.

Jiang Meng recovered from the shock, and hurriedly put the little ancestor back into her pocket: "Well... yes, it is the housekeeping treasure left by my master."

Cheng Kangke laughed helplessly, and pointed the steering wheel with his fingertips: "By the way, this little magic stick, it's not you who catch ghosts, but your bird can help you catch ghosts?"

Jiang Meng let out a "hmm", wondering whether the cloud of black air just now would entangle Bai Chuanjun again, and had no time to talk to this poor-mouthed serious case team leader.

Ji Xiaopang suddenly ran out mysteriously, holding a simple bronze vessel in his hand: "Boss, in order to allow me to better cooperate with your mission, my boss specially gave me a gossip mirror. Exorcising evil spirits and warding off strange things, concave mirrors can absorb wealth and bring good luck, so I can see ghosts too, and I can help you in your career in the future!"

Jiang Meng responded, pointed to the black coal ball in her arms, and asked with her mind: "What happened to the black gas just now? Is it a female ghost that was scared away when the black coal ball touched it?"

Ji Xiaopang shook his head, "It's just a mass of resentment. Brother Bai Chuanjun's birth date is all negative, and his constitution is heavy on Yin and less on Yang, so it is easier to attract ghosts. Actually speaking of this, Chen Doudou has an extremely rare extremely Yin constitution. Because of the heavy yin in his body, he has yin and yang eyes."

Jiang Meng frowned, her face a little serious: "Just a cloud of resentment made Bai Chuanjun so haggard, wouldn't the real ghost be more terrifying?"

Ji Xiaopang smiled "hee hee", and the old god said on the ground: "The real ghosts can indeed devour souls... But what are you afraid of if you have the ancient fierce birds! Its bird droppings can be on the body of the evil ghosts." Burn a hole."

Jiang Meng was startled: "Bird poop?"

Ji Xiaopang suppressed a smile and nodded: "Yes, the saliva, blood, and urine of black coal balls are all used to drive away ghosts and kill ghosts. Of course, bird droppings can also be used."

Jiang Meng froze for a moment, then smiled.

What he held in his arms was really a baby lump, and he even had the idea of ​​saving the excrement of black coal balls as weapons.

……

Jiang Meng was taken to the police station as a mentally handicapped child. After being questioned by several police uncles in turn, they all said that "this baby is a celestial master". fell asleep.

The policemen in the room had nothing to do, staring at Jiang Meng's face flushed from sleep.

Cheng Kangke saw that it was almost time to eat, so he clapped his hands: "This kid's information has been registered on the lost children's website, I don't think there is any problem with his IQ, but he was taught badly by that Zhao Zhiming. Let him sleep for a while in our duty room first, it looks pitiful enough. Don't waste your time here, everyone, it's time to eat."

Bai Chuanjun grinned, and his pale complexion had recovered: "You go eat first, my mother brought me food, and if the child wakes up later, let him eat with me."

Cheng Kangke nodded, turned around and put on his coat, and said half-jokingly: "If the people from Qiu's family come to make trouble again, don't panic, first stabilize the gangsters, Brother Cheng will come back to rescue you after dinner .”

Speaking of Qiu's family, a square-faced policeman said indignantly: "I thought I could disregard people's lives with a few filthy money, but that little girl's feet were crushed to pieces... Tsk, I think that's called Qiu Zhe It's unlucky enough for a star to have such a bear cousin."

Cheng Kangke turned around and slapped the man on the shoulder, "It's less than your mouth addiction, do you still want to eat?"

Bai Chuanjun put on Jiang Meng's clothes, and narrowed his eyes with a smile: "Everyone, hurry up and eat, and be careful that there will be another case in a while."

Cheng Kangke led the people away like a boss patrolling the street, and the duty room finally became quiet.

Bai Chuanjun began to sit down and eat quietly, while Jiang Meng fell asleep on the table.

He felt as if his body had fallen into the deep sea, the water-filled clothes kept pulling him down, and the deep sea water enveloped him like an earth-shattering, making him feel a little suffocated.

Until something clung to his cheek little by little.

The touch was vague, smooth and smooth like human skin, and cold and hard like marble. Jiang Meng rubbed it subconsciously.The strange touch gradually spread from the cheeks to the neck, and he could feel that it was a pair of hands, with five fingertips sweeping across his Adam's apple as if nothing.

A stranger was touching his face, and Jiang Meng was terrified by her own knowledge.

Tremblingly, he wanted to open his eyes to see what monsters and ghosts were in front of him, but found that his eyelids seemed to be heavy, and he couldn't open them at all.

"Hmm—" Jiang Meng was already yelling in her heart, but there was only a very weak moan in her throat.

That palm was still stroking him little by little, Jiang Meng was already terrified, but still unable to move an inch, just when he pursed his mouth and wanted to cry, the man seemed to let him go and took his hand back.

"Hey, little friend Chen Doudou, did you have a nightmare?" Bai Chuanjun smiled softly, Xu looked at Jiang Meng's cuteness, so he patted the back of his head.

Jiang Meng woke up covered in cold sweat, and breathed rapidly with his mouth half open. Before he could catch his breath, he saw a looming figure behind Bai Chuanjun.

The man was tall and tall, with broad shoulders, blocking out a lot of light.Because of the backlight, Jiang Meng couldn't see his face clearly, but could only vaguely see that his eyebrows and eyes were extremely deep, and his pupils had a strangely cold light.

Jiang Meng blinked, trying to see more clearly, but found that the figure had disappeared.

Bai Chuanjun looked at Jiang Meng's pale face, and asked again worriedly: "Chen Doudou, did you have a nightmare?"

Jiang Meng came back to her senses and stammered, "I, I had a nightmare..."

Bai Chuanjun shared half of his meal with Jiang Meng: "Eat, my mother's home-cooked food."

Jiang Meng was already hungry, thanked him politely, and started to eat. While eating, he asked Ji Xiaopang: "What happened just now? I feel like I won't be able to wake up!"

Ji Xiaopang smiled mysteriously, "It's nothing, it's just being crushed by a ghost. And this ghost is a bit fierce, scaring away the black coal balls—"

As he said that, Ji Xiaopang stretched out his wings and pointed in the direction of the corner.

Jiang Meng raised her head from the lunch box and took advantage of the situation to look over, only to see the usually domineering black coal ball squatting in a corner and shivering!

With a "thud" in his heart, Jiang Meng suddenly felt that he was finished.

Meeting such a powerful ghost, is there any way for me, a half-hearted celestial master, to survive? !