Ou Huang has thousands of pets
Chapter 62
It is impossible to catch up, not even in this life.Ye Xu recalled the terrain, and simply took a shortcut through another corridor to pass through the audience area, trying to intercept Yu Yan in advance.
I don't know if Yu Yan was unlucky, she didn't choose to hide in the private room, but continued to advance cautiously in the corridor.This gave Ye Xu a chance. He hid at the corner, and when Yu Yan appeared, he immediately threw a paintball at Yu Yan.
The aim was well controlled, and instead of hitting the face, it hit the arm.The force was not strong, Yu Yan only felt that something touched her arm, but before she could react, she noticed that there were colorful dusts around her.
Yu Yan: "..."
It's really hard for a weak woman fighting alone, where did Ye Lan die! ! !
With the final grief and indignation, Yu Yan was eliminated tragically.If she had known that she would be so unlucky, she might as well have exchanged the items in advance. The item cards that she had been looking for for so long were all invalidated in the end.
The system broadcast sounded in time, announcing Yu Yan's elimination to everyone.At the same time, another broadcast appeared immediately after: 【Extremely good news!Player Lin Shi chooses to use the resurrection card, and player Zhao Wenya has been resurrected and returned to the team! 】
Cheng Le, who was pulling and staring at the little girl, said, "???"
He spent so much effort to eliminate Zhao Wenya, but he was resurrected again? !What's even more exasperating is that the two people who are eliminated now are all from the Phoenix group. Ye Xu only needs to kill his brother again to win the game. Thinking about it makes people envy and hate.
"I think I'm out of luck." Cheng Le complained about the injustice, "It's too hard to find item cards!"
This game is too unfriendly to African chiefs. See how many props Xiaoxu has found?Except for the used paintballs, he has not found a single one so far!A blackened player does not have enough attack props, and it is impossible to eliminate all the enemies until death, so it is better to wash and sleep.
Ye Xu didn't know what other people were thinking at the moment, he sat on the sofa, thinking about how to eliminate his brother.Normal means will definitely not work, and he doesn't want his brother to deliberately release water on him.After all, it's boring to play like this, and it's easy to recruit black people.
Well, he can find another way.
Ye Xu thought for a while, then turned and ran backstage.I rummaged around in the background for a long time, found a little gadget, and then openly cut the paintball.
The rules of the program group say that players will be eliminated if they are contaminated with a large amount of colored powder, and there is no requirement to hit people in the form of paintballs.And in the example given by the director, it is said that if you hit someone too close, causing the powder to get on yourself, then you will also be eliminated along with it.
So in this way, the focus is on colored powder, not bombs.He cuts up the paintballs and collects the powder.For example, a small paintball is obviously more difficult to dodge a large powder.
Ye Xu packed the powder in a small box, then walked around cautiously, looking for his brother.
The director choked when he saw this scene, but Ye Xu was wearing a raincoat himself, so he would not be eliminated if he came into contact with colored powder.And he didn't know where to dig out the disposable gloves, and touching the colored powder through the gloves can be regarded as taking advantage of the loopholes in the rules.
Seeing this, the others could only comfort the director, saying that this was very effective for the show, and that Ye Xu, the youngest, killed all his opponents by relying on his ingenuity, which sounded like a gimmick.And Ye Xu performed so well, presumably Ye Yingdi should also be very happy.
The director understands the truth, but he just can't swallow it in his heart. The little boys nowadays are too difficult to deal with.
"Cheng Le is better." The director couldn't help but sigh, "All the traps will be stepped on perfectly." It makes people feel particularly fulfilled.
While speaking, Ye Xu had already seen Ye Lan enter a lounge from a distance.After he entered, he closed the door casually, and probably locked it to prevent others from sneaking in and attacking from behind.
This gave Ye Xu an excellent opportunity, he immediately ran over and poured a lot of powder at the door.A thin layer is laid, which is very inconspicuous under the light that is not too bright.
It was not enough after pouring, so I took the remaining half and hid nearby, waiting for an opportunity.It's a pity that he didn't find enough tools, otherwise he would install the box on the door frame, and when he came out, the vibration would spill the powder from above as soon as the door was closed, which would be impossible to guard against.
The camera followed him and hid nearby, not daring to let out a breath.
In the house, Ye Lan searched for it as usual.When you feel that it's almost done, go straight to the door.
He only opened the door a crack, and after making sure that no one was hiding nearby, he opened the door wide and walked out.But I don't know if it's an illusion, Ye Lan's follow-up portrait always feels that Ye Lan paused when he walked out.Because the time is very short, it cannot be determined for sure.
He only thought that he was thinking too much, and followed Ye Lan to go outside.As a result, just after walking a few steps, the broadcast reminded Ye Lan that she had been attacked, which canceled out the effect of the resurrection card on her body.
Camera: "???"
He froze on the spot, not knowing why he was attacked.I obviously didn't see anyone smashing paintballs, isn't it true that the broadcast made a mistake?
Over there, Ye Xu had already rushed out while Ye Lan and the cameraman were in a daze.Ye Lan looked at his younger brother in surprise, subconsciously stretched out his hand to catch him, and was covered in colored powder by Ye Xu, he couldn't laugh or cry.
Ye Xu was triumphant: "You have been eliminated by me!"
Unless Ye Lan has a second resurrection card on her, she will be safe this time, hehe.
Hearing the voice on the radio announcing Ye Lan's elimination and Ye Xu's victory, Ye Xu immediately became happier.Sure enough, he expected the score to be right.
Ye Lan didn't care about winning or losing the game, he raised his hand to turn off the microphones on himself and Ye Xu, and then softly said in Ye Xu's ear: "Congratulations, Xiao Xu."
Hearing this sentence with a smile, Ye Xu suddenly understood.Brother Emotion still secretly poured water on him. He probably noticed the powder on the ground when he went out, and then deliberately pretended not to react, not dodging his attack.
But seeing that his brother didn't expose it directly, and pretended that he really won by merit, and congratulated him to make him happy, Ye Xu didn't care.At least his strategy is still very exciting, it's just that Ye Lan's own observation skills are too perverted, if he changes it, he will definitely succeed without relying on water.
After all, Ye Lan is a master of cultivation, so her eyesight is not comparable to that of ordinary people.Don't say it's just that the lights are dim, maybe he can see it in the dark.
Thinking of this, Ye Xu became happy again.Pulling my brother to the stage, the director announced that they would gather there for a retake of the end-of-game scene before they could go back to rest.
On the way, he asked when this variety show will air: "Will it air next month?"
They finished the concentrated recording for six days, and the next step is the post-production of editing and production by the program group.It's mid-July now, and I'm afraid it will be August at the earliest.But after thinking about it, he felt that August was still a little rushed.
"The schedule is scheduled for the end of August and the beginning of September." Ye Lan thought about it and said, "This program is going to be on the stars, so the TV station has to arrange a schedule. Even if it is done in advance, there is no way to broadcast it."
Ye Xu nodded, he had already started military training at that time.However, he can sit and rest, watch other people's military training, and just think about it.
For the sake of his body, the agent did not accept too many shows for him.His next show is a pastoral life variety show, which is not the same as the one shown to him by his manager before.
The pastoral variety show was filmed in summer, which was a bit of a toss-up, and I had to do a lot of heavy farm work, such as harvesting summer rice.Under the sun, the program crew is really not afraid of the heatstroke of the guests. Although the artists are not spoiled, many people are really not good enough in physical fitness.At least Ye Xu definitely can't do it, it's self-torture if he goes there.
Because that show was a new show prepared to follow suit, and the investors behind it and the program team were well-known, it was considered a good resource, so the manager showed it to Ye Xu.She didn't know about this in advance, but the guests of the show had been fully booked to start recording in the past two days, and the manager only found out from a friend that the show was tossing the guests, and she was frightened into a cold sweat.
Fortunately, the little ancestor didn't choose this variety show, otherwise the Ye family would tear her apart.
Afterwards, the agent learned to be smart, and communicated with the program team before recording. Even if the partner refused to disclose the specific content for the sake of confidentiality, she asked the other party to sign an agreement to ensure that Ye Xu would not be too much trouble.For this reason, she also formulated a series of clauses in detail, stipulating to what extent it is too much and cannot be recorded.
Then she chose from thousands of choices and chose another pastoral variety show.One is that Ye Xu wanted to go to the pastoral variety show before thinking of it, and the other is that this variety show is slow-paced, focusing on food and experiencing rural life.The so-called experience, of course, is to go to the end, any job is to try a little bit, rather than to finish the job from beginning to end.
This variety show was "followed" by the previous one. It has been filmed for two seasons, and the response has been good.It is recorded every season when the temperature is just right, either spring or autumn.At that time, it was neither hot nor cold, very comfortable, suitable for vacation enjoyment.
This time it was chosen in the golden autumn season. The program team said that since many crops are ripe, they will arrange guests to pick them.But the amount of picking will not be very large, and the guests can decide on their own, mainly to eat by themselves.Since it's a pastoral variety show, it's boring to go out to buy vegetables all the time, so I can cook whatever I eat in my own field.
"Su Ling has already told me that she has already set the schedule for that variety show for you, and she will wait for you to go back to sign the contract." Ye Lan was a little unhappy when she said this, "You really won't let me go with you this time? "
Originally, Ye Lan wanted to accompany the prince to study all the time, but Ye Xu refused to let him follow in the second variety show.Because of the director I met at the last dinner party, after three visits to the thatched cottage to try to persuade Ye Lan to make his own movie, Ye Xu saw that his brother was actually a little moved, so he simply refused to allow his brother to make a second variety show with him.
Ye Lan couldn't hold back him, so she signed a contract with the director, and she had to join the filming team in autumn.But even so, he can spare time to be a flying guest for one or two episodes, but Ye Xu doesn't want him to interfere with the show.
"I'm not a child, I can handle it by myself." Ye Xu's eyebrows curved, "Didn't you say that there is an old friend of yours among the resident guests of this variety show, and he will take care of me."
That variety show has three resident guests every season, except for Ye Lan, a friend who participates every season and is never absent, the other two will be changed every season.Usually it’s a combination of traffic + newcomers, coupled with veteran variety show stars, bringing together artists of three statuses, the show is very interesting.
Ye Lan's identity is set to be a "social butterfly" in the circle, so she has a very wide network, which is even more exaggerated than her manager Su Ling.Since he opened his mouth, that veteran senior will definitely give him face, but Ye Lan is not concerned about it, and he always feels that he is not at ease.
He was very worried and said: "How can it be enough just to have him take care of you? There is also a traffic star. Many traffic stars are annoying, have a bad temper, and will bully you."
Ye Xu couldn't answer these words, after all, it was the status quo of society, there was indeed a lot of traffic that was particularly tricky.Although some of them are fanning hatred for cooking because of their brainless fans, fans are paying the bill as idols, and they can't blame anyone if they can't manage their own fans.For the fan I sucked, I could only blame the other party with tears in my eyes.
Ye Xu thought to himself, I hope that traffic person has a good temper. If he has a bad temper, the next recording will be very difficult.He has been spoiled since he was a child, and he really doesn't have the confidence to control himself. If he can't bear it and breaks out in public, it will end badly. After all, it is a recording program.
The author has something to say: this is the end of the first variety show, and I won’t write it for the next five days (I want to think about the game, I want to think that the brain cells are exhausted OTZ)
The next chapter is airing
I don't know if Yu Yan was unlucky, she didn't choose to hide in the private room, but continued to advance cautiously in the corridor.This gave Ye Xu a chance. He hid at the corner, and when Yu Yan appeared, he immediately threw a paintball at Yu Yan.
The aim was well controlled, and instead of hitting the face, it hit the arm.The force was not strong, Yu Yan only felt that something touched her arm, but before she could react, she noticed that there were colorful dusts around her.
Yu Yan: "..."
It's really hard for a weak woman fighting alone, where did Ye Lan die! ! !
With the final grief and indignation, Yu Yan was eliminated tragically.If she had known that she would be so unlucky, she might as well have exchanged the items in advance. The item cards that she had been looking for for so long were all invalidated in the end.
The system broadcast sounded in time, announcing Yu Yan's elimination to everyone.At the same time, another broadcast appeared immediately after: 【Extremely good news!Player Lin Shi chooses to use the resurrection card, and player Zhao Wenya has been resurrected and returned to the team! 】
Cheng Le, who was pulling and staring at the little girl, said, "???"
He spent so much effort to eliminate Zhao Wenya, but he was resurrected again? !What's even more exasperating is that the two people who are eliminated now are all from the Phoenix group. Ye Xu only needs to kill his brother again to win the game. Thinking about it makes people envy and hate.
"I think I'm out of luck." Cheng Le complained about the injustice, "It's too hard to find item cards!"
This game is too unfriendly to African chiefs. See how many props Xiaoxu has found?Except for the used paintballs, he has not found a single one so far!A blackened player does not have enough attack props, and it is impossible to eliminate all the enemies until death, so it is better to wash and sleep.
Ye Xu didn't know what other people were thinking at the moment, he sat on the sofa, thinking about how to eliminate his brother.Normal means will definitely not work, and he doesn't want his brother to deliberately release water on him.After all, it's boring to play like this, and it's easy to recruit black people.
Well, he can find another way.
Ye Xu thought for a while, then turned and ran backstage.I rummaged around in the background for a long time, found a little gadget, and then openly cut the paintball.
The rules of the program group say that players will be eliminated if they are contaminated with a large amount of colored powder, and there is no requirement to hit people in the form of paintballs.And in the example given by the director, it is said that if you hit someone too close, causing the powder to get on yourself, then you will also be eliminated along with it.
So in this way, the focus is on colored powder, not bombs.He cuts up the paintballs and collects the powder.For example, a small paintball is obviously more difficult to dodge a large powder.
Ye Xu packed the powder in a small box, then walked around cautiously, looking for his brother.
The director choked when he saw this scene, but Ye Xu was wearing a raincoat himself, so he would not be eliminated if he came into contact with colored powder.And he didn't know where to dig out the disposable gloves, and touching the colored powder through the gloves can be regarded as taking advantage of the loopholes in the rules.
Seeing this, the others could only comfort the director, saying that this was very effective for the show, and that Ye Xu, the youngest, killed all his opponents by relying on his ingenuity, which sounded like a gimmick.And Ye Xu performed so well, presumably Ye Yingdi should also be very happy.
The director understands the truth, but he just can't swallow it in his heart. The little boys nowadays are too difficult to deal with.
"Cheng Le is better." The director couldn't help but sigh, "All the traps will be stepped on perfectly." It makes people feel particularly fulfilled.
While speaking, Ye Xu had already seen Ye Lan enter a lounge from a distance.After he entered, he closed the door casually, and probably locked it to prevent others from sneaking in and attacking from behind.
This gave Ye Xu an excellent opportunity, he immediately ran over and poured a lot of powder at the door.A thin layer is laid, which is very inconspicuous under the light that is not too bright.
It was not enough after pouring, so I took the remaining half and hid nearby, waiting for an opportunity.It's a pity that he didn't find enough tools, otherwise he would install the box on the door frame, and when he came out, the vibration would spill the powder from above as soon as the door was closed, which would be impossible to guard against.
The camera followed him and hid nearby, not daring to let out a breath.
In the house, Ye Lan searched for it as usual.When you feel that it's almost done, go straight to the door.
He only opened the door a crack, and after making sure that no one was hiding nearby, he opened the door wide and walked out.But I don't know if it's an illusion, Ye Lan's follow-up portrait always feels that Ye Lan paused when he walked out.Because the time is very short, it cannot be determined for sure.
He only thought that he was thinking too much, and followed Ye Lan to go outside.As a result, just after walking a few steps, the broadcast reminded Ye Lan that she had been attacked, which canceled out the effect of the resurrection card on her body.
Camera: "???"
He froze on the spot, not knowing why he was attacked.I obviously didn't see anyone smashing paintballs, isn't it true that the broadcast made a mistake?
Over there, Ye Xu had already rushed out while Ye Lan and the cameraman were in a daze.Ye Lan looked at his younger brother in surprise, subconsciously stretched out his hand to catch him, and was covered in colored powder by Ye Xu, he couldn't laugh or cry.
Ye Xu was triumphant: "You have been eliminated by me!"
Unless Ye Lan has a second resurrection card on her, she will be safe this time, hehe.
Hearing the voice on the radio announcing Ye Lan's elimination and Ye Xu's victory, Ye Xu immediately became happier.Sure enough, he expected the score to be right.
Ye Lan didn't care about winning or losing the game, he raised his hand to turn off the microphones on himself and Ye Xu, and then softly said in Ye Xu's ear: "Congratulations, Xiao Xu."
Hearing this sentence with a smile, Ye Xu suddenly understood.Brother Emotion still secretly poured water on him. He probably noticed the powder on the ground when he went out, and then deliberately pretended not to react, not dodging his attack.
But seeing that his brother didn't expose it directly, and pretended that he really won by merit, and congratulated him to make him happy, Ye Xu didn't care.At least his strategy is still very exciting, it's just that Ye Lan's own observation skills are too perverted, if he changes it, he will definitely succeed without relying on water.
After all, Ye Lan is a master of cultivation, so her eyesight is not comparable to that of ordinary people.Don't say it's just that the lights are dim, maybe he can see it in the dark.
Thinking of this, Ye Xu became happy again.Pulling my brother to the stage, the director announced that they would gather there for a retake of the end-of-game scene before they could go back to rest.
On the way, he asked when this variety show will air: "Will it air next month?"
They finished the concentrated recording for six days, and the next step is the post-production of editing and production by the program group.It's mid-July now, and I'm afraid it will be August at the earliest.But after thinking about it, he felt that August was still a little rushed.
"The schedule is scheduled for the end of August and the beginning of September." Ye Lan thought about it and said, "This program is going to be on the stars, so the TV station has to arrange a schedule. Even if it is done in advance, there is no way to broadcast it."
Ye Xu nodded, he had already started military training at that time.However, he can sit and rest, watch other people's military training, and just think about it.
For the sake of his body, the agent did not accept too many shows for him.His next show is a pastoral life variety show, which is not the same as the one shown to him by his manager before.
The pastoral variety show was filmed in summer, which was a bit of a toss-up, and I had to do a lot of heavy farm work, such as harvesting summer rice.Under the sun, the program crew is really not afraid of the heatstroke of the guests. Although the artists are not spoiled, many people are really not good enough in physical fitness.At least Ye Xu definitely can't do it, it's self-torture if he goes there.
Because that show was a new show prepared to follow suit, and the investors behind it and the program team were well-known, it was considered a good resource, so the manager showed it to Ye Xu.She didn't know about this in advance, but the guests of the show had been fully booked to start recording in the past two days, and the manager only found out from a friend that the show was tossing the guests, and she was frightened into a cold sweat.
Fortunately, the little ancestor didn't choose this variety show, otherwise the Ye family would tear her apart.
Afterwards, the agent learned to be smart, and communicated with the program team before recording. Even if the partner refused to disclose the specific content for the sake of confidentiality, she asked the other party to sign an agreement to ensure that Ye Xu would not be too much trouble.For this reason, she also formulated a series of clauses in detail, stipulating to what extent it is too much and cannot be recorded.
Then she chose from thousands of choices and chose another pastoral variety show.One is that Ye Xu wanted to go to the pastoral variety show before thinking of it, and the other is that this variety show is slow-paced, focusing on food and experiencing rural life.The so-called experience, of course, is to go to the end, any job is to try a little bit, rather than to finish the job from beginning to end.
This variety show was "followed" by the previous one. It has been filmed for two seasons, and the response has been good.It is recorded every season when the temperature is just right, either spring or autumn.At that time, it was neither hot nor cold, very comfortable, suitable for vacation enjoyment.
This time it was chosen in the golden autumn season. The program team said that since many crops are ripe, they will arrange guests to pick them.But the amount of picking will not be very large, and the guests can decide on their own, mainly to eat by themselves.Since it's a pastoral variety show, it's boring to go out to buy vegetables all the time, so I can cook whatever I eat in my own field.
"Su Ling has already told me that she has already set the schedule for that variety show for you, and she will wait for you to go back to sign the contract." Ye Lan was a little unhappy when she said this, "You really won't let me go with you this time? "
Originally, Ye Lan wanted to accompany the prince to study all the time, but Ye Xu refused to let him follow in the second variety show.Because of the director I met at the last dinner party, after three visits to the thatched cottage to try to persuade Ye Lan to make his own movie, Ye Xu saw that his brother was actually a little moved, so he simply refused to allow his brother to make a second variety show with him.
Ye Lan couldn't hold back him, so she signed a contract with the director, and she had to join the filming team in autumn.But even so, he can spare time to be a flying guest for one or two episodes, but Ye Xu doesn't want him to interfere with the show.
"I'm not a child, I can handle it by myself." Ye Xu's eyebrows curved, "Didn't you say that there is an old friend of yours among the resident guests of this variety show, and he will take care of me."
That variety show has three resident guests every season, except for Ye Lan, a friend who participates every season and is never absent, the other two will be changed every season.Usually it’s a combination of traffic + newcomers, coupled with veteran variety show stars, bringing together artists of three statuses, the show is very interesting.
Ye Lan's identity is set to be a "social butterfly" in the circle, so she has a very wide network, which is even more exaggerated than her manager Su Ling.Since he opened his mouth, that veteran senior will definitely give him face, but Ye Lan is not concerned about it, and he always feels that he is not at ease.
He was very worried and said: "How can it be enough just to have him take care of you? There is also a traffic star. Many traffic stars are annoying, have a bad temper, and will bully you."
Ye Xu couldn't answer these words, after all, it was the status quo of society, there was indeed a lot of traffic that was particularly tricky.Although some of them are fanning hatred for cooking because of their brainless fans, fans are paying the bill as idols, and they can't blame anyone if they can't manage their own fans.For the fan I sucked, I could only blame the other party with tears in my eyes.
Ye Xu thought to himself, I hope that traffic person has a good temper. If he has a bad temper, the next recording will be very difficult.He has been spoiled since he was a child, and he really doesn't have the confidence to control himself. If he can't bear it and breaks out in public, it will end badly. After all, it is a recording program.
The author has something to say: this is the end of the first variety show, and I won’t write it for the next five days (I want to think about the game, I want to think that the brain cells are exhausted OTZ)
The next chapter is airing
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