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The two Ye Xu brothers didn't see Ren Xun come back until their stomachs were full. Ye Xu couldn't help feeling a little worried.Ye Zhu proposed to go out to find someone. Anyway, the village is so big, and if you ask a few more people, you can always find Ren Xun's trace.

So Ye Xu went to the house to get two knitted straw hats, and followed Ye Lan out.I have to say that good-looking people look good even if they wear straw hats, and they don't have any sense of disobedience when they go out like this.

Maybe it's because this village often has people from other villages come to buy goods, so when they don't carry their luggage, not many people notice that they are actually from the city, and they are just new faces from other villages.If it weren't for the camera teacher following along, it wouldn't be very eye-catching.

Ye Yiyi asked several fellow villagers without asking about Ren Xun's whereabouts, until Ye Xu couldn't stand it anymore, and took the initiative to stand up and help ask.As a result, as soon as he asked the first one, he happened to meet a villager who had just eaten at the same restaurant as Ren Xun.

"You mean that big star? I really like watching his show!" The villagers were very excited when they mentioned that Ren Xun said, "He even signed an autograph for me. This is the first time I've seen a star!"

As he spoke, he actively pointed the way, saying that Ren Xun was still eating, so he probably didn't leave.Fearing that they could not find their way, they kept sending them to the entrance of the alley before leaving. Before leaving, they kept emphasizing: "It's at the very end of the alley, and you can see that house when you walk in!"

Following the guidance of the other party, they found the small shop hidden in it within a short time.Although it was opened in a remote area, the business was good. There were not many people in this alley, but there were many people sitting in the store during meal time.The Ren Xun they were looking for was obviously among them.

Seeing Ye Xu and Ye Zhu appear, Ren Xun almost cried with joy.In fact, he had just finished eating, and was sitting on his seat thinking about life, hesitating whether he should continue to wander around, or wait for his teammates to rescue him.Unexpectedly, Ye Xu and the others had already found them. Looking at Ye Xu's exquisite face, he instantly felt that he had met an angel.

That bastard Ye Lan is right!His baby brother is so cute, sensible and considerate!

Ye Zhu noticed the enthusiasm in his eyes, subconsciously stood in front of his younger brother, and greeted Ren Xun himself: "Teacher Ren, I finally found you, let's go back quickly. Xiaoxu bought a lot of special snacks, originally wanted to wait for you We ate together, I didn't expect you to get lost."

Hearing this, Ren Xun's old face blushed, the children didn't lose their way, but he was a middle-aged old fritter... It's too embarrassing, it's all the program crew's fault!

"Let's go, let's go, I'm tired too, I have to go back and lie down quickly. Hey, my old waist." Ren Xun pretended to be natural and beat his back with his backhand, as if he was getting old and prone to back pain.Ye Zhu didn't expose him, he took Ye Xu and led him outside.

In terms of remembering roads, Ye Zhu still has a bit of talent.So he wasn't confused by the left and right turns when he first arrived, and he had an excellent sense of direction.On the way back, he didn't even follow the original path. Instead, he found a new path. After a while, he took two teammates to the concrete road around the village.

"Why did you come outside the village?" Ren Xun asked in surprise.

Ye Xu explained: "Our house is on the side of this road, not in the village."

Ren Xun was startled, and quickly took out the map to read it again carefully.

The map they got was a black-and-white version printed by the program group. If you didn't look carefully, you couldn't tell the difference between the farmland and the house, so Ren Xun had always thought that the destination was in the village.If he had known it was outside the village, he could have walked in one direction, walked around the village and found it from the outside.

He suddenly realized that the show crew must have deliberately bullied him because he was old and blind.No wonder the two young men found their way, but he lost his way.

"It's too treacherous." Life is not easy, Brother Ren sighed, "We have to be careful, there may be a lot of pitfalls waiting for us in the program group. After going back, look at the cost of living, maybe one day when I wake up, I will find that it is ten times less. Five bucks."

Program Team: ... As for it?

After walking around the village road for several minutes, they finally arrived at their residence.Seeing the beautiful house set by the program group, Ren Xun was finally satisfied. After putting the suitcase in his bedroom, he walked around the house several times with his hands behind his back.

Ye Xu didn't know what he was looking at, but he cleverly took out a ballpoint pen and a small notebook, and followed behind him.

Upon seeing this, Ren Xun praised him approvingly: "The young man is very smart!" After the compliment, he dictated some things for Ye Xu to write down.

After walking all the corners, Ye Xu had memorized twenty or thirty items.Ren Xun asked him for a small book, rolled up his sleeves and went to bargain with the director.

"There are some processed ingredients in the house, such as bacon and pickled vegetables, can we use them casually?"

"Can the chickens and ducks raised in the backyard be slaughtered?"

"If something is accidentally damaged, should I pay after the event or do I have to work hard to make money to compensate during the recording of the program?"

"..."

The director became dizzy when asked: "Some rules will not be announced until the recording officially starts."

"Haven't the recording officially started yet?" Ren Xun stared, "You've been filming for so long."

The director still wanted to struggle: "But..."

"Okay, okay, I'll call Xiaoye and Xiaoxu, and then you can announce."

After saying that, he left in a hurry, not at all the poor physical fitness of a middle-aged man shown before.It didn't take long for the three guests to arrive. They also brought a bench and put it in the yard. The three of them sat in a row and looked at the director.

The director was under a lot of pressure and had to start announcing the detailed rules in advance.Ren Xun returned the notebook to Ye Xu, signaling him to continue recording.

As a variety show veteran, although Ren Xun lost his way at the beginning, his professionalism is not bad.When the director announced the rules, he would put forward one or two opinions from time to time, clarifying all the ambiguities, and not giving the program team a chance to cheat.

Many details are not even specified by the director. After all, life is full of life. Even if this show has been filmed for several seasons, it may not be able to meet all emergencies.Therefore, there are always some that the program team has never encountered or thought of. The director was taken aback by the question and had to make it up temporarily.

The current rules are naturally not as perfect as those specified in the previous discussions. Ren Xun cleverly avoided the "grey area" that is beneficial to the guests, and guided the director to promise a few rules that he would regret later on.In the end, he nodded with satisfaction and let the poor director go.

Ye Xu quickly noticed the problem inside, but he didn't bring it up, but obediently made a humanoid writing machine, pretending that he didn't know anything.Ye Zhu, on the other hand, felt dizzy hearing these messy rules. Seeing his younger brother's ease of use, he simply emptied his mind and completely lost his mind.

Recording a variety show is so frustrating, what about the pastoral variety show?Why does it sound more troublesome than a brain-burning variety show...

He is so difficult.

When the rules were finally announced, Ren Xun successfully won more living expenses from the director by relying on Xiaozhi's unreasonable reasoning and fists.Then, like a general who has won a battle, he took his two younger brothers into the house to count the money.

Although it is still not much, the joy of counting money does not lie in more money and less money, but in the act of counting.The director is really a thieves. He gave them ten yuan banknotes, so they didn't have much money, but it looked like a thick stack.

But as the saying goes, one foot is higher than the devil, and the director never thought that Ren Xun would simply force him to pay the money by force in order to regain the face he lost before.Ren Xun thought very clearly that he had to share something for the small group so that the juniors could forget about the embarrassing things he had done before.

So, taking advantage of the director's unwillingness to take out his wallet, Ren Xun quickly grabbed a handful of tickets from the wallet, turned around and left, staring at the director in a daze.When he got back to the house, Ye Xu went over to count and found that there were five of them!

One must know that the stack of ten yuan was only three hundred yuan in total. Now their assets have doubled and a half, and their money is so much richer. With 800 yuan, I can live on meat for a month in a small village. Anyway, the family grows their own vegetables, and the money only needs to be spent on meat.

When I went back and counted the money, I found the director who was five hundred short: "!!!"

no!A task must be added!Add temporary tasks!Let these three bastards buy books, snacks and small gifts and send them to the elementary school in the village tomorrow!

That's 500 yuan!The director was heartbroken, 500 yuan was enough for them to pretend for a long time, and it is estimated that they will not be short of money by the end of the recording of the program.This is absolutely impossible, he has arranged ways for the guests to make money before, and the audience is waiting to see!

The director took a deep breath, and turned to look at his assistant: "Go and send a message to the guests who are coming tomorrow, and ask them to order from Guili when they order food, and they will order any crab and abalone."

assistant:"……"

Although, there are probably no crabs and abalones sold in this small village far from the sea.

However, the director, who was heartbroken because of the loss of a large amount of money, completely ignored these things. He said coldly: "If you can't buy it, let the guests find their own way. Anyway, they must fulfill the requirements of the flying guests and make them feel at home. "

Hmph, as the chief director, he has plenty of ways to deal with these guys.He wanted the three of them to know what would happen if they offended the director.

The assistant hesitated to speak, he always felt that the director was humiliating himself.He had heard that the old fox Ren Xun and the little fox Ye Xu had fallen into the fox's den, and it was hard to say whether they would be able to escape unscathed. It was really too much to think about.

After much deliberation, the assistant decided to contact the director of the fritters, and ask him to tell his tragic experience to this old friend who never dies until the Yellow River.If you don't ask your own director to learn a lesson and wash his hands, at least he can raise his vigilance, so there will be fewer guests, right?

The author has something to say: Fried dough sticks Director: [Indifference] Good words are hard to persuade to find a dead ghost, I refuse.