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From the phone call, the flying guests had a bad feeling.They always felt that the recording this time might not only not be easy, but also cruel.

However, when they actually arrived at the destination and saw Ren Xun with a treacherous smile on his face, Ye Zhu who looked like a tsundere young master, and Ye Xu who looked cute, the hearts of the flying guests thumped.I thought to myself, it's over, this resident guest lineup seems to be not well-attended.

It's really not very friendly. Ren Xun gave them a big blow when he came up, forcing them to go to vegetable fields and orchards to pick fruits and vegetables on the grounds of charging accommodation fees.The young master Ye Zhu followed him as a supervisor, not allowing them to be lazy, and also checking the quality of the picked fruits and vegetables, and not allowed to pass the unqualified ones.

On the other side, Ye Xuze and Ren Xun started preparing dinner.Process the bought meat first, and then chop firewood for fire.

As a recognized sick and weak young master, of course Ye Xu couldn't chop firewood.Although he himself ran to try proactively, but after he picked up the ax with difficulty, he was pushed aside in disgust by Ren Xun.

The previous dungeon was still a genius of comprehension, not to mention Ye Xu, who can easily swing an axe or a giant sword, this dungeon has become a weak chicken.Sitting next to him, he sighed faintly, looking enviously at the muscles on Ren Xun's arms.

Although Ren Xun is already middle-aged, he is actually in good shape and exercises regularly. Although he does not have many muscles, he still has them.So in fact, he wouldn't be too tired if he did some physical work. He complained about his waist and back pain two days ago, and he probably pretended to be old, weak, sick and disabled to avoid laziness.

When all the guests came back with large baskets and small baskets, they entered the pickling stage without stopping.

Ren Xun said that they are not expected to help with dinner, but since they are all here, it would not be rude to leave a small gift for the host.As for any gift, pickled vegetables are very suitable.

"It's almost winter." Ren Xun said with a sigh, "Although there is no shortage of fresh vegetables in winter in the south, it is also good to make more pickled vegetables for a change of taste. Let Xiaoye and Xiaoxu teach you how to make loofah today Dry, make pickled watermelon head tomorrow."

Both of these are very simple pickles, and they are local specialty pickles.

After the loofah is dried and cleaned, cut off the stalked head, squeeze out the seeds inside, and fill it with chopped basil, red pepper and salt.You don't need to fill too much, just spread a thin layer.Then press it into long flat strips and hang it up to dry.When it is marinated, it will become very hard, and it can be cut into thin strips with a knife, which is very suitable for snacks or porridge.

Zizania head is a plant that looks like a green onion, but when you pull it out, you will find that its root is a "big head".The leaves and roots of this plant are removed, washed and chopped, and marinated with salt and red pepper.The pickled taste is somewhat similar to fermented bean curd, but it does not have the special taste of fermented bean curd. It is purely salty and spicy, and it is a common local side dish.

The flying guest watched Ye Zhu sprinkle a lot of salt into it without blinking, couldn't help but shivered, and asked, "Will this not salt people to death?"

"It just needs to be salty enough." Ye Zhu explained casually.

Seeing that they didn't believe it, Ye Xu took out the pickled watermelon head left by the host's house from the kitchen, and fed them a small amount of chopped water rice head with clean chopsticks.It's really a small point, only the size of a small peanut.

The flying guests said that they were too exaggerated, and one of them volunteered to ask Ye Xu to get more, so he couldn't taste the taste.Ye Xu gave him a sympathetic look, making sure he was serious, so he picked out half a spoonful for him.As a result, after the thing entered his mouth, he almost didn't spit it out, so he jumped into the main room to find water to drink.

After coming over for a while, he came out weakly.The others only tasted the small bit that Ye Xu put in at the beginning, and they still smacked their tongues: "Isn't this too salty?!"

With such a small amount of watermelon, they can eat a big mouthful of white rice, which is really very very very salty.

Ye Xu looked at the guy who ate a big mouthful with sympathy: "I asked the folks, they are all so salty, and they said it is good for porridge."

Flight guests: "..." All right.

They picked a lot of vegetables, and they couldn't finish pickling in a while.So after having a sumptuous dinner with fellow villagers, I got up the next morning and was arrested again to continue pickling vegetables.

Fortunately, Ren Xun's cooking skills have been brought back online. Everyone thinks that the food here is good, and they are reluctant to stay and work.The old fox Ren Xun would not let go of the opportunity to torment them, he made a decisive decision, and sent them fishing in the afternoon.

"Fishing? I thought you guys would catch fish here." A guest was stunned for a moment, "Isn't it all caught with nets or hands in other shows I watch?"

Ye Zhu asked in his soul, "Can you catch it with your hands?"

"...I can't catch it." After a pause, he realized, "No, I can't catch it even when I'm fishing!"

Ye Zhu: "So I just want you to experience the joy of fishing. I don't expect to catch it."

The flying guest choked, why is it not only enslaving the guest's body, but also suppressing the guest's spirit?It's too much.

When they left, Ye Xu blinked and couldn't help asking Ren Xun: "Brother Ren, are you sure there are fish in the river they went to?"

"I don't know." Brother Ren is very single, "I just find something for them to do, and I feel uncomfortable seeing them idle."

Ye Xu: "Pfft."

This is not over yet, Ren Xun took out a box of cards from nowhere, and called Ye Xu to come and play turtle.So the flying guests went fishing out of boredom, and they played cards at home.Another Ye Zhu, after staring at the top for a while, ran away by himself, saying that he was going to buy something, but in fact he went shopping in the village.

The few flying guests who were left hanging by the river didn't notice it. When they returned home at dusk, they saw three guys who were so addicted to fighting the landlord that they forgot to make dinner.The flying guests couldn't help but burst into tears, and really wanted to greet the director with three hundred sentences.

Director Goubi is not a human being, and he will not come to his show again, huh.

director:"???"

If you have a wronged person and a debtor, don't mind his business!And you big men can't compete with the old, weak, sick and disabled permanent guests, how dare you say that? !

However, in order to maintain his authority, the director still gave ideological education to the three resident guests.

You three are the masters, it’s fine to enslave the guests, but you still leave the guests and run back to play by yourself, is it plausible?Look at the resident guests of the variety show next door, and then think about the guests of the previous seasons of "Drunken Country", which one is like you.

The old god Ren Xun was holding his health thermos on the ground: "There are too many honest people these days, and they are not smart at all. It really makes me, an old man, very sad."

While warming milk for his younger brother, Ye Yi snorted confidently: "Eat my family and live in my house, what's the matter with doing some work? They work like that, it's not bad that they didn't pay back."

Ye Xu looked at the camera obediently and innocently: "But I don't have the right to speak at home. I'm just a weak, pitiful and helpless little one. I have to listen to my two elder brothers."

Director: Grass, each one is more unreasonable than the other.

It's a pity that the director didn't realize the lessons learned from history, otherwise he would have realized in advance that there are only zero and countless compromises.After the first loss of power, humiliation, and land reparation, the program team found that the three were out of control.

After that, none of the groups of flying guests who came later survived.And as time goes by, some guys are getting more and more excessive and arrogant.Originally, the flying guests were just doing some small jobs that were not tiring, but later they evolved into going to primary schools to take care of their children, learning how to make local handicrafts and giving them to villagers.

There was no need for the program team to give them a script, Ren Xun and Ye Xu got together and listed a lot of "wonderful" itineraries in minutes.However, they were very righteous, and the program team couldn't refute the reasons for the nonsense. They could only watch the flying guests being tossed and tossed, and shed hypocritical tears for them.

Only the director's tears were particularly sincere - especially after receiving warm and friendly condolences from a flying guest and his agent before parting.

How on earth is he going to prove that none of this has anything to do with him, and it's all up to those three bastards?Really, he is really a director who is very friendly to flying guests, trust him!

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