Kingdom Kindergarten

1.

"Lord Samuel, I'm really sorry for making you come back all the way." The maid Senal said apologetically, "As you can see, Lord Bligh... had a little accident."

The military and political minister of the empire, Bligh, was sitting on a chair beside him holding his hands angrily, blowing his non-existent beard, and his two chubby short legs were dangling in mid-air, out of reach of what was out of reach for him. ground.

Senal sighed.

"As you can see," she said, "Master Bligh has... grown smaller."

Samus: "..."

2.

Samus sat in front of Bligh, holding a quill and parchment, studying him carefully.

"Like a curse, or black magic." Samus frowned. "Have you eaten or touched anything strange recently?"

Bligh said angrily in a childish voice, "No!"

Samus: "Pfft..."

Bligh was a hardliner in the empire. He was extremely tall, with a sturdy physique, and he had a famous loud voice in the court. His arms were as thick as Samus' thighs, but he never expected him to be so cute when he was a child.

Bligh was extremely angry at Samuel's laughter. He jumped up and stood on the chair, slapped the table viciously with his chubby little hands, and shouted, "Don't laugh!"

Samus coughed twice, and said solemnly: "Then have you seen any strange people? Or have you gone to places you don't often go to?"

Bligh snorted twice, recalled carefully, and said, "There was a heavy rain a few days ago, and the ground in the garden on the west side of the palace collapsed... We found a stone corridor underneath, which seems to be from before the Second Epoch. remains."

Samus asked, "You went in?"

Bligh nodded: "I just entered the stone corridor. There are hideous carvings carved on the stone walls on both sides of the corridor. I was worried that it would be dangerous to go deeper, so I came out."

Samus nodded thoughtfully, dipped the quill in ink, and wrote on the parchment——the patient's intelligence is normal, and his vital signs return to his childhood, perhaps it is the black magic of ancient times.

Samus asked again, "Did you go in alone?"

Bligh shook his head: "There are a few guards, but they are all right."

So Samus wrote: This black magic may have a certain degree of autonomy.

3.

After getting permission, Samus went to the ruins to have a look.

When something like this happened, the king ordered the garden where the ruins were located to be completely sealed off. The mages cast a spell to resist black magic on the periphery, and a group of guards patrolled outside.

Samus walked around the periphery, and he did feel a trace of resentment and sinister aura, like a poisonous snake crawling across the skin, leaving a cold and slippery touch, which is the trace that can only be left by extremely powerful black magic .

Samus was born with the ability to perceive curses and black magic. He is extremely sensitive to these malice, so he can be regarded as an expert in this field, but he has never seen this kind of black magic.

He was about to go deep into the stone corridor to investigate, when he suddenly saw Senal running over in a hurry.

"Lord Samus, it's bad!" Senal yelled loudly, "Please be sure to come back with me!"

"An accident happened to Bligh again?" Samus asked in surprise, "Didn't I ask you to send him to the temple?"

Most of the priests of the temple have the power of light, and Samus sent Bligh to the temple to prevent him from being disturbed by black magic again.

"It's not Lord Bligh." Senal said helplessly, "It's Lord Priest..."

Samus asked, "What happened to Priest Al?"

Senal said: "Master Priest...he has also become smaller."

Samus: "..."

4.

There were no children's clothes in the main temple, so Priest Al had to wrap his robe as a blanket, with the long hem dragging on the ground. When he ran towards Samus, he stumbled and fell, Startled everyone.

Samus hurriedly helped Priest Al to his feet, and at a glance, he saw that the priest's big eyes were full of tears, and his little nose was wrinkled into a ball, as if it was in pain, but he flattened his mouth and tried not to cry.

Samus clutched his chest, Priest Al was really cute when he was a child!

Bligh scolded in a childish voice, "Hmph! Bitch."

Priest Al's eyes were red: "I'm not!"

Bligh stuck out his tongue at him: "Weep slightly!"

Priest Al was very annoyed, stomped his feet and said aggrievedly: "I didn't cry!"

Samus: "... My lords, can we talk about business?"

5.

"Lord Al." Samus asked, "Have you been to that ruin?"

Priest Al shook his head: "I've never been to that place."

So Samus once again took out his parchment booklet and wrote a line on it.

——This black magic may be contagious to a certain extent.

This gets tricky.

Since this shrinking black magic is contagious, first of all...they should keep Priests Bligh and Al away from others.

Samus was worried that this move would make the two of them unhappy, so he cautiously made a suggestion, but the two readily agreed. After a while, Bligh raised his chubby little hand: "There is one thing..."

Samus asked, "What's the matter?"

Bligh blinked: "Before I came to the temple, I went to the palace and met the king."

Samus: "..."

6.

Samus hurried to the palace.

Even for a person like him who was invited to help deal with troubles, he had to go through many checkpoints if he wanted to see the king.He was disarmed and his magic was restricted. Then he walked into the king's bedroom and saw... the shrunken king and knight commander.

His Majesty the King sat on the four-poster bed in his little comfortable robes, with his feet dangling in the air, and said to Samus, pouting, "I am very unhappy."

The knight commander stood aside with a sword taller than him, and the shield behind him was so tall that it almost crushed him.

He struggled to squeeze out a word through his teeth, and asked, "Samus, what's going on here?"

"I think it should be a black magic." Samus couldn't laugh or cry, "If you think it's heavy, you can put the shield down first."

The knight commander folded his hands and frowned, and shouted in his immature childish voice: "No! It is my duty to protect His Majesty!"

Samus: "..."

7.

The king remained calm and steady, and asked Samus how to dispel the magic.

"I've never seen this kind of magic, and I don't know how to undo it." Samuel said distressedly, "But I have already sought help from the black magic experts of the Deleuer Mage Association, and I believe they will have an answer soon. "

The king nodded and said, "I trust you."

When he said this with a cherub-like face on a temple mural, Samus felt his heart pounding, and even wanted to pounce on His Majesty the king's tender and tender face.

But the commander of the knight stared at him covetously with his eyebrows twisted. He must not know how cute he is...

Trying to avert his eyes, Samus told the king and the knight commander that they must first prevent the situation from escalating.

The king ordered the ministers of black magic in China to be isolated one by one, and blocked the news. He didn't want the people to hear about it. I hope he can find a solution to the curse soon.

8.

On the third day, the situation worsened.

When Samus woke up, he found that Senal had also turned into a little girl. She was aggrieved and dragged her long braid, sitting on the ground with tears in her eyes.

"I'm getting married next month." She flattened her lips, "What should I do?"

Samus began to feel a little overwhelmed. He asked several victims who had become children and learned that they all experienced a sudden trance, and then, like a circus performance, there was a loud bang, and they It became what it is today.

Speaking of the circus, His Majesty the King pouted and said, "I want to see a circus performance."

Samus tried his best to persuade him: "Your Majesty, that will expose you to the strange black magic."

The knight commander also tried his best to stop him: "This is too dangerous, who knows if there will be assassins in the circus."

His Majesty the King was aggrieved and said: "I don't care! I just want to watch juggling!"

Bligh tried his best to raise his little hand high: "I want to see it too!"

The knight captain puffed up his cheeks angrily: "Don't look! It's too dangerous!"

Senal also raised her hand: "I want to see the performance of the Rose Troupe! I also want a doll!"

Her words seemed to resonate with the angry knight commander. After a moment of contemplation, the knight commander kept jumping up and raising his hand, his fingers almost poked Samus' chin, and shouted loudly: "I want to Want a dragon toy!"

Samus: "..."

The knight commander was very excited, he seemed to feel excited just thinking about the dragon toy, so he raised his own sword, waved it in the air, and yelled: "Come on, dragon! "

The sword was too heavy, and the knight commander couldn't hold it with his tiny hands. The sword came out of his hand and flew towards Priest Al who was sitting by the wall timidly grabbing the hem of his clothes. Fortunately, Priest Al was short and tall. The sword flew over his head, smashed through the window behind him, and fell into the garden outside.

Samus broke out in a cold sweat. If the priest hadn't become smaller, he might have been hit by the heavy sword, and he might have died on the spot.

Priest Al opened his watery blue eyes wide in fright, and then big teardrops rolled down from his eyes. He cried loudly and threw himself into Samus's arms, wiping his tears on the On Samuel's robe, sobbing, "Sa...Samuel...I want to go home..."

9.

Knowing that he had done something bad, the knight commander immediately sat back obediently, put his little hands on his knees obediently, and dared not say a word.

Bligh stuck out his tongue at Priest Al in a daze, and said, "Crybaby!"

Priest Al cried even louder.

Samus had no choice but to coax his little niece at home to make Priest Al stop crying. He felt a headache. The previous test told him that everyone's behavior and IQ should still be normal, and they can still handle it smoothly. Familiar with official duties, Priest Al can even recite hymns verbatim, but... In terms of behavior, they seem to have really become children.

Priest Al finally stopped crying, sobbing and biting his lips. Samus turned around and decided to give a good lesson to the Minister of Military and Political Affairs Bligh who always bullied Priest Al, and the knight commander.

"You're not allowed to bully him anymore." Samuel said, pointing at Bligh, "If you bully him again, I'll... just... stop you from eating sweets!"

Bryant's eyes widened, as if he had heard something unbelievable.

"You can't do this!" he yelled angrily, "I am the minister of the kingdom!"

"There's no more cake for tonight," said Samuels.

Bligh tightly covered his mouth, as if he was afraid that he would say something strange again.

Samus looked at the knight commander sitting beside him again.

"I want to confiscate your sword." Samus made a serious face. "The protection of His Majesty can be left to other people. It's too dangerous for you to hold a sword!"

The knight commander didn't say a word, he held his head high, and the tears in his eyes were swirling.

Samus' tone suddenly softened: "...well, you can bring a wooden sword."