The male protagonist has a sick mind [putting through the book]
Chapter 43: Chapter 43: The Magical Disguise
Time flies, and in the blink of an eye, it will be the sixth day of July, and tomorrow will be the leader election.
Early in the morning, Ji Ning kicked open the door of Yin Heng's bamboo house with great interest, and said loudly, "It's time to get up."
Before the words finished, Yin Heng folded his clothes and came out from the inner room.
A black dress outlines a strong and strong figure, and the waist-length black hair is tied up with a purple hair crown. How can he be so heroic?
Ji Ning folded his arms and whistled, and his appearance became more and more handsome.
Recalling the beggar-looking Yin Heng when he first met, Ji Ning glanced critically at Yin Heng twice, touched his chin and nodded.
Well, although he is a bit inferior compared to him, he is still considered a generation of handsome men.
"You said yesterday that you can go to the martial arts conference without wearing a bamboo hat, but is it true?"
Ji Ning got straight to the point, obviously not wanting to talk nonsense.
Yin Heng buttoned the last button and said: "Have breakfast first."
As the voice fell, two maids came in carrying two food boxes outside the door, and the exquisite breakfasts were placed on the table one by one.
Ji Ning looked a little greedy, raised his eyebrows and said, "Okay."
After breakfast, Yin Heng went into the inner room, and Ji Ning followed behind him, watching him dig out a small box from the locker with his own eyes.
A flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and he thought of Yin Heng's disguised subordinate, so he became interested, and asked, "Do you know the disguise technique?"
Yin Heng nodded and said, "I understand."
Ji Ning curled his lips as he listened, not quite believing his understanding.
Yin Heng took Ji Ning to the window, where the light was good and it looked much clearer.
Ji Ning relaxed his mind, closed his eyes and let Yin Heng play with those bottles on his face.
Anyway, just like a modern makeup artist, there is nothing strange about it.I just don't know if this ancient disguise technique is more miraculous than modern make-up.
Thinking of those Internet celebrities in the previous life who took off their make-up and even their mother didn't know her, Ji Ning suddenly looked forward to it, wondering what kind of disguise Yin Heng would make for him?
Gently stroking his face with his fingers, tracing with a brush, the old monk Ji Ning sat upright for half an hour as if in meditation, and he could be regarded as hearing Yin Heng say: "Okay."
Ji Ning opened his eyes according to his words, reached out and touched his face, but he didn't feel any difference.Yin Heng handed over a bronze mirror, and Ji Ning took a photo of it, and then said to Yin Heng with fire in his eyes: "Are you sure you want me to go out with this face?"
Seeing that he didn't seem to like it very much, Yin Heng frowned and asked, "Not good-looking?"
"Not really."
Ji Ning rolled his eyes angrily.It's not that the face after disguise is not good-looking, it's just...
The face was still his, but completely different.I don't know how Yin Heng did it, the original sharp heroism was weakened, and there were a few traces of enchanting charm between the brows.
This fucking is obviously a woman's face!He, a big man, goes out with such a girly face, and the return rate is guaranteed to be [-]%!
"How about you go out with this face and try?"
Ji Ning felt that the word "mother" was written on the left side of his face, and the word "pao" was written on the right side.If he was a woman, of course he would like this kind of beautiful face that would bring disaster to the country and the people, but it's a pity...
"This seat is a man!"
If there was a table in front of him, Ji Ning would definitely flip it over on the spot.
As the instigator, Yin Heng said calmly: "I did it on purpose."
"What did you say?"
Ji Ning almost exploded with anger, what is intentional?
I only heard the old god Yin Heng say: "If you are dressed in red, no one will know your identity."
"..."
You're right, I'm speechless.
Ji Ning sneered, and the handle of the bronze mirror in his hand was crushed with a click.He gritted his teeth and said with a sinister grin: "Health me!"
A hint of disappointment flashed across the amber pupils, Yin Heng turned his lips, looked at Ji Ning twice more, and said reluctantly: "Okay."
"Humph!"
Ji Ning let out a cold snort and sat back on the chair, Yin Heng dawdled for a while before he began to wipe off the original medicine powder and remelt it.
This time Yin Heng didn't make any fools, and put Ji Ning into an uncle makeup in a serious manner.
"That's right, thank you for your hard work." Ji Ning touched his chin and nodded with a smile.
Although he has the face of an uncle in his 30s, he is definitely a handsome uncle, and he can't see his original appearance at all, so he is not afraid of Ben recognizing him.
Ji Ning is very satisfied, but Yin Heng is not very happy, it seems that he still prefers the previous face.
Ji Ning didn't care what he thought, but when he looked at the bronze mirror, he always felt that there was something strange, as if something was missing.
Oh, and one less mustache.Ji Ning said: "Is there a fake beard?"
Yin Heng said: "Yes."
As he spoke, he opened the secret compartment inside the small box, and took out a one-finger long fake beard and a small box.
Ji Ning pointed to the box and asked, "What is this?"
"A special sticky ointment that won't come off if it sticks to the skin without a specially formulated antidote."
While explaining, Yin Heng put a little on his fingertips, and gently smeared it on Ji Ning's lips.The middle finger brushed his lower lip intentionally or unintentionally, bringing a slight itch.
Ji Ning felt that his face seemed to be on fire again, he pretended to be calm, but his eyes wandered.
Caught off guard by Yin Heng's clear and focused pupils, Ji Ning quickly opened his eyes as if being burned, and turned his head slightly to the side.
"do not move."
Yin Heng reached out and pinched his chin, but didn't notice Ji Ning's slightly stiff shoulders.
After a while, Yin Heng tugged at the beard sticking to his lips, but did not move, so he said: "Okay."
Ji Ning seemed to be pardoned, slapped Yin Heng's palm away, rubbed his pinched chin and said, "Can you be gentle?"
There was a complaint in his tone that he didn't realize.
Yin Heng was taken aback when he heard the words, didn't he just use force to prevent Ji Ning from moving around and sticking his beard crookedly?However, it seems to have received some surprises.
If he didn't mean to be wrong...
Yin Heng's eyes were burning, and he said softly: "I will definitely pay attention next time."
On the Qixi Festival of the seventh month of July, Daqing is open to the people, and there are couples of young couples playing together on the streets early in the morning.
Ji Ning was walking side by side with Yin Heng holding a bag of meat buns, and a young couple walked up to them flirting and flirting with them.
"Tsk tsk, the world is getting worse."
Ji Ning stuffed a steamed stuffed bun into his mouth sourly, and finally experienced the taste of a single dog.
After bullying him for decades as a loner, how amazing is it to have a lover?As long as Ji Ning beckons, women who want to befriend him can go around the Demon Cult twice.
Ji Ning inspected the next four weeks, almost all in pairs, even the 50-year-old grandmother who sells chaos on the street is accompanied by his wife, he and Yin Heng are the only two single dogs.
Ji Ning felt that he had suffered 50 points of damage.
Ji Ning couldn't help but slander in his heart: It's not a good day to choose this Yingba, but Qixi Festival, isn't this just a dog abuser?
But after thinking about it, most people in Jianghu are single, even if they want to celebrate Qixi Festival, they still need to see if they have someone to accompany them.What else can you do besides being brave and righteous?
Besides, Ying Ba and Ying 13 are both in their forties and haven't married yet, so they probably don't even know what Qixi Festival is.
Thinking of this, Ji Ning suddenly regained his balance.
Ji Ning came back to his senses after reaching into the oil paper bag containing the steamed stuffed bun and feeling empty.Seeing a bamboo basket for garbage in front of him, Ji Ning threw the oil paper bag into it, and then took the handkerchief from Yin Heng in due course to wipe his hands.
Yin Heng took the handkerchief that Ji Ning exchanged and returned, took off the gourd hanging from his waist, and handed it over: "I have eaten too many buns and my mouth is dry. I only have wine here, so let's just drink it."
Ji Ning really felt that his mouth was a little dry, so he simply pulled out the stopper and took a sip, but he didn't notice the strange eyes cast around him.
Why do I feel like I'm going to be blinded when I look at the two big men?Passers-by were puzzled.
The corners of Yin Heng's mouth slightly curled up, and that doting smile was quickly hidden away like a flash in the pan.
After Ji Ning returned the wine gourd, the two talked and laughed all the way to the leader's mansion.
The crowd outside the lord's mansion was crowded, Ji Ning stood on tiptoe to look around, at least he saw the red lacquered gate of the lord's mansion.
He sighed: "This posture looks much more lively than last time."
Compared with the knights invited this time, the Xiami Xiaoyu from the last martial arts conference is not at the same level at all.This is the so-called upper third rate and lower third rate in Jianghu.
Ji Ning poked Yin Heng beside him, and joked: "These people are all good at martial arts, it seems that your position as the leader of the martial arts alliance is a bit mysterious."
Yin Heng looked sideways slightly, and said: "Why do you have to be afraid of going to the lower level? I am not afraid of even a first-class master."
The words are full of confidence, and this confidence is not blind.Ji Ning touched his nose and was noncommittal, anyway, he couldn't refute this sentence.He doesn't say he knows Yin Heng's strength very well, but he is also [-]% sure.
The group of people in front beat Yin Heng together. Although they may not be able to beat Yin Heng, they can escape with ease.
Ji Ning trusts Yin Heng's strength so much.At any rate, he was the candidate for the leader of the Wulin League, so how could he get into his eyes without any strength?
Ji Ning didn't forget that he was an uncle in his 30s at this time. He proudly patted Yin Heng on the shoulder, and he became addicted to the elderly, saying: "Young man has a big breath, but I like it. Let's go, Lao Tzu Take you to see the world."
After finishing speaking, he dragged Yin Heng to the lord's mansion in big strides.
Yin Heng shook his head helplessly, letting him pull without resisting.
Early in the morning, Ji Ning kicked open the door of Yin Heng's bamboo house with great interest, and said loudly, "It's time to get up."
Before the words finished, Yin Heng folded his clothes and came out from the inner room.
A black dress outlines a strong and strong figure, and the waist-length black hair is tied up with a purple hair crown. How can he be so heroic?
Ji Ning folded his arms and whistled, and his appearance became more and more handsome.
Recalling the beggar-looking Yin Heng when he first met, Ji Ning glanced critically at Yin Heng twice, touched his chin and nodded.
Well, although he is a bit inferior compared to him, he is still considered a generation of handsome men.
"You said yesterday that you can go to the martial arts conference without wearing a bamboo hat, but is it true?"
Ji Ning got straight to the point, obviously not wanting to talk nonsense.
Yin Heng buttoned the last button and said: "Have breakfast first."
As the voice fell, two maids came in carrying two food boxes outside the door, and the exquisite breakfasts were placed on the table one by one.
Ji Ning looked a little greedy, raised his eyebrows and said, "Okay."
After breakfast, Yin Heng went into the inner room, and Ji Ning followed behind him, watching him dig out a small box from the locker with his own eyes.
A flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and he thought of Yin Heng's disguised subordinate, so he became interested, and asked, "Do you know the disguise technique?"
Yin Heng nodded and said, "I understand."
Ji Ning curled his lips as he listened, not quite believing his understanding.
Yin Heng took Ji Ning to the window, where the light was good and it looked much clearer.
Ji Ning relaxed his mind, closed his eyes and let Yin Heng play with those bottles on his face.
Anyway, just like a modern makeup artist, there is nothing strange about it.I just don't know if this ancient disguise technique is more miraculous than modern make-up.
Thinking of those Internet celebrities in the previous life who took off their make-up and even their mother didn't know her, Ji Ning suddenly looked forward to it, wondering what kind of disguise Yin Heng would make for him?
Gently stroking his face with his fingers, tracing with a brush, the old monk Ji Ning sat upright for half an hour as if in meditation, and he could be regarded as hearing Yin Heng say: "Okay."
Ji Ning opened his eyes according to his words, reached out and touched his face, but he didn't feel any difference.Yin Heng handed over a bronze mirror, and Ji Ning took a photo of it, and then said to Yin Heng with fire in his eyes: "Are you sure you want me to go out with this face?"
Seeing that he didn't seem to like it very much, Yin Heng frowned and asked, "Not good-looking?"
"Not really."
Ji Ning rolled his eyes angrily.It's not that the face after disguise is not good-looking, it's just...
The face was still his, but completely different.I don't know how Yin Heng did it, the original sharp heroism was weakened, and there were a few traces of enchanting charm between the brows.
This fucking is obviously a woman's face!He, a big man, goes out with such a girly face, and the return rate is guaranteed to be [-]%!
"How about you go out with this face and try?"
Ji Ning felt that the word "mother" was written on the left side of his face, and the word "pao" was written on the right side.If he was a woman, of course he would like this kind of beautiful face that would bring disaster to the country and the people, but it's a pity...
"This seat is a man!"
If there was a table in front of him, Ji Ning would definitely flip it over on the spot.
As the instigator, Yin Heng said calmly: "I did it on purpose."
"What did you say?"
Ji Ning almost exploded with anger, what is intentional?
I only heard the old god Yin Heng say: "If you are dressed in red, no one will know your identity."
"..."
You're right, I'm speechless.
Ji Ning sneered, and the handle of the bronze mirror in his hand was crushed with a click.He gritted his teeth and said with a sinister grin: "Health me!"
A hint of disappointment flashed across the amber pupils, Yin Heng turned his lips, looked at Ji Ning twice more, and said reluctantly: "Okay."
"Humph!"
Ji Ning let out a cold snort and sat back on the chair, Yin Heng dawdled for a while before he began to wipe off the original medicine powder and remelt it.
This time Yin Heng didn't make any fools, and put Ji Ning into an uncle makeup in a serious manner.
"That's right, thank you for your hard work." Ji Ning touched his chin and nodded with a smile.
Although he has the face of an uncle in his 30s, he is definitely a handsome uncle, and he can't see his original appearance at all, so he is not afraid of Ben recognizing him.
Ji Ning is very satisfied, but Yin Heng is not very happy, it seems that he still prefers the previous face.
Ji Ning didn't care what he thought, but when he looked at the bronze mirror, he always felt that there was something strange, as if something was missing.
Oh, and one less mustache.Ji Ning said: "Is there a fake beard?"
Yin Heng said: "Yes."
As he spoke, he opened the secret compartment inside the small box, and took out a one-finger long fake beard and a small box.
Ji Ning pointed to the box and asked, "What is this?"
"A special sticky ointment that won't come off if it sticks to the skin without a specially formulated antidote."
While explaining, Yin Heng put a little on his fingertips, and gently smeared it on Ji Ning's lips.The middle finger brushed his lower lip intentionally or unintentionally, bringing a slight itch.
Ji Ning felt that his face seemed to be on fire again, he pretended to be calm, but his eyes wandered.
Caught off guard by Yin Heng's clear and focused pupils, Ji Ning quickly opened his eyes as if being burned, and turned his head slightly to the side.
"do not move."
Yin Heng reached out and pinched his chin, but didn't notice Ji Ning's slightly stiff shoulders.
After a while, Yin Heng tugged at the beard sticking to his lips, but did not move, so he said: "Okay."
Ji Ning seemed to be pardoned, slapped Yin Heng's palm away, rubbed his pinched chin and said, "Can you be gentle?"
There was a complaint in his tone that he didn't realize.
Yin Heng was taken aback when he heard the words, didn't he just use force to prevent Ji Ning from moving around and sticking his beard crookedly?However, it seems to have received some surprises.
If he didn't mean to be wrong...
Yin Heng's eyes were burning, and he said softly: "I will definitely pay attention next time."
On the Qixi Festival of the seventh month of July, Daqing is open to the people, and there are couples of young couples playing together on the streets early in the morning.
Ji Ning was walking side by side with Yin Heng holding a bag of meat buns, and a young couple walked up to them flirting and flirting with them.
"Tsk tsk, the world is getting worse."
Ji Ning stuffed a steamed stuffed bun into his mouth sourly, and finally experienced the taste of a single dog.
After bullying him for decades as a loner, how amazing is it to have a lover?As long as Ji Ning beckons, women who want to befriend him can go around the Demon Cult twice.
Ji Ning inspected the next four weeks, almost all in pairs, even the 50-year-old grandmother who sells chaos on the street is accompanied by his wife, he and Yin Heng are the only two single dogs.
Ji Ning felt that he had suffered 50 points of damage.
Ji Ning couldn't help but slander in his heart: It's not a good day to choose this Yingba, but Qixi Festival, isn't this just a dog abuser?
But after thinking about it, most people in Jianghu are single, even if they want to celebrate Qixi Festival, they still need to see if they have someone to accompany them.What else can you do besides being brave and righteous?
Besides, Ying Ba and Ying 13 are both in their forties and haven't married yet, so they probably don't even know what Qixi Festival is.
Thinking of this, Ji Ning suddenly regained his balance.
Ji Ning came back to his senses after reaching into the oil paper bag containing the steamed stuffed bun and feeling empty.Seeing a bamboo basket for garbage in front of him, Ji Ning threw the oil paper bag into it, and then took the handkerchief from Yin Heng in due course to wipe his hands.
Yin Heng took the handkerchief that Ji Ning exchanged and returned, took off the gourd hanging from his waist, and handed it over: "I have eaten too many buns and my mouth is dry. I only have wine here, so let's just drink it."
Ji Ning really felt that his mouth was a little dry, so he simply pulled out the stopper and took a sip, but he didn't notice the strange eyes cast around him.
Why do I feel like I'm going to be blinded when I look at the two big men?Passers-by were puzzled.
The corners of Yin Heng's mouth slightly curled up, and that doting smile was quickly hidden away like a flash in the pan.
After Ji Ning returned the wine gourd, the two talked and laughed all the way to the leader's mansion.
The crowd outside the lord's mansion was crowded, Ji Ning stood on tiptoe to look around, at least he saw the red lacquered gate of the lord's mansion.
He sighed: "This posture looks much more lively than last time."
Compared with the knights invited this time, the Xiami Xiaoyu from the last martial arts conference is not at the same level at all.This is the so-called upper third rate and lower third rate in Jianghu.
Ji Ning poked Yin Heng beside him, and joked: "These people are all good at martial arts, it seems that your position as the leader of the martial arts alliance is a bit mysterious."
Yin Heng looked sideways slightly, and said: "Why do you have to be afraid of going to the lower level? I am not afraid of even a first-class master."
The words are full of confidence, and this confidence is not blind.Ji Ning touched his nose and was noncommittal, anyway, he couldn't refute this sentence.He doesn't say he knows Yin Heng's strength very well, but he is also [-]% sure.
The group of people in front beat Yin Heng together. Although they may not be able to beat Yin Heng, they can escape with ease.
Ji Ning trusts Yin Heng's strength so much.At any rate, he was the candidate for the leader of the Wulin League, so how could he get into his eyes without any strength?
Ji Ning didn't forget that he was an uncle in his 30s at this time. He proudly patted Yin Heng on the shoulder, and he became addicted to the elderly, saying: "Young man has a big breath, but I like it. Let's go, Lao Tzu Take you to see the world."
After finishing speaking, he dragged Yin Heng to the lord's mansion in big strides.
Yin Heng shook his head helplessly, letting him pull without resisting.
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