[Comprehensive British and American] Clark always wanted to quit the part-time job of "Superman

What's the first step in building the Justice League?

Superman said he was inviting heroes, but Batman rejected it.

Then Superman eagerly watched Batman find a hidden hill and prepare to build the Justice League base.

Bruce, the man behind Batman, also invested in technology, and Clark, the man behind Superman, naturally cannot be compared, so he also invested in technology.

However, Batman is still not satisfied with the ultra-luxury base that has gathered the money and technology of the two major technology companies.

"This is just a preliminary plan! The possibility of being discovered and invaded on the ground is too great, and it is impossible to prevent the crisis from the universe in the first place. So this is only a temporary base."

"..." Superman felt that his rich man's self-cultivation must not be home, otherwise why would he feel heartbroken?

"I'm going to design a space base like a space station." Batman touched his chin and said.

Clark's eyes lit up immediately: "Watchtower?"

Batman glanced at Clark unexpectedly: "I haven't thought of a name yet, but Watchtower is a good name."

Clark shrugged, of course it's a good name, you were the one who came up with it.

……

"The base is also built, can we invite them?" Superman couldn't wait.

"No!" Batman vetoed again coldly.

Then again, Superman watched Batman spend days preparing for the hero candidates to agree to join the Justice League, and finally prepared two thick folders for each of them.

A piece of investigation data, a piece of "chip" full of sincerity!

Seeing that Batman was so well-prepared, Superman still frowned, shook his head, and said confidently: "Don't worry, they will definitely join the Justice League, it's predestined!"

Batman rolled his eyes at the overconfident Superman.

******

It's finally time to invite superheroes!

Superman can't wait!

"We invite people according to the success rate from high to low." Batman looked at the information and analyzed rigorously: "The first is Flash, who has a 91% success rate."

"The Flash, formerly known as Barry Allen, is an evidence technician of the Central City Police Department. His mother died of a bizarre incident when he was 11 years old, and his father was mistaken for the murderer and put in prison..."

"Hi, Flash, Batman and I are going to form a League of Legends, are you interested?"

Batman stopped analyzing the data and looked coldly at Superman who was on the phone.

Superman has a cell phone!

"Are you willing? Great!...Don't get excited, you come now? Okay, coordinates xxx."

"You're already in the vicinity?... That's not a mountain, it's visual interference technology, just come in directly."

Before Superman finished speaking, a red light rushed to Superman and Batman.

"Wow! This is our base?" The Flash exclaimed, and then turned into a red lightning bolt and disappeared.

"Wow! It's so cool! It's huge here! My exclusive room also has a speed force treadmill and my favorite energy bar! Thank you!"

The Flash was so excited that he kept turning into red lightning and jumping up and down.

"This is a dream! I'm going to work with Superman and Batman! That's cool!"

"You're welcome!" Superman said with a smile, before being hugged by the excited Flash.

The Flash wanted to hug Batman too, but was persuaded by Batman's eyes.

Batman threw away the information directly, and then looked at the "chips" that had been prepared. The Flash had already joined, and the chips were obviously useless.

And this bargaining chip is the evidence he collected to prove the innocence of Barry's father, as well as the employment contract of the best lawyer in the world.

Batman sighed, and still handed the file bag to Flash.

"Meeting ceremony." Batman pouted.

After the Flash read the contents of the file bag, he didn't care that Batman actually investigated his real identity. He was completely overwhelmed by the joy that his father might be released because of these evidences!

Holding the file bag, he looked at Batman with tears in his eyes: "You are such a good man."

"..." Batman.No, this is a bargaining chip, it's just useless!

Superman laughed, this is Batman's alternative tenderness, right?

You can use everything and use your kindness as a bargaining chip, but you are giving the other party what they need most.Obviously you can use gentle means, but you have to put a price on it and pretend to be ruthless...

This is Batman's awkward tenderness.

"I'm sorry, Batman! I thought you were fierce, cold, and difficult to get along with just now! I didn't expect you to be so nice! I was wrong!" The Flash cried and hugged Batman directly: "Thank you, woo woo Woo."

"..." Batman stiffened all over, staring at Superman who was smiling "gloatingly".

******

The Flash nailed it, Green Lantern is next.

"Green Lantern, the success rate is 83%..." Batman picked up Green Lantern's information and chips, but stopped when he saw Clark take out his phone.

He snorted coldly, crossed his arms and waited for Superman to perform.

"Hey, Green Light, I, Batman, and The Flash are going to form a Justice League, are you interested?"

Batman snorted coldly in his heart, he actually missed Superman's charm!

"Welcome to join!... No, I'm not interested in 419!" Superman said coldly: "If you talk nonsense, you will be expelled from joining."

"..." Batman. 419? ! ! !

Soon after, Green Lantern with a green fighter jet also arrived.

"Hey, Superman, miss me? I'm waiting for you to change your mind!" Green Lantern blew a kiss to Superman.

Before Superman could speak, Batman said coldly: "Sexual harassment is prohibited among alliance members."

"Huh, we meet again!" Before Green Lantern strayed into Gotham and met Batman, but at that time the two had a fight, he was satirized by Batman again, and later found that his clothes were covered with bats. Batman had bugged it, and he'd been annoyed with Batman for a long time.

"Your!" Batman sneered and threw the chips in Green Lantern's face.

The green light directly tore open the file bag, and after seeing the contents clearly, he was stunned.

Then, all his unhappiness and hostility disappeared, and even looking at Batman was like looking at a Bodhisattva who saved people from fire and water, and it was like looking at shiny golden thighs.

"Wow, I blamed you wrongly, I didn't expect you, Big Bat, to be such a good person who is cold on the outside and hot on the inside!"

"..." Batman.No, I am not!

Green Lantern hugged the file bag tightly: "I thought I would eat dirt in the next few years, but I didn't expect you to ask your sponsor to help me build a war damage fund. I love you, and I love Bruce Wayne!"

Superman suppressed a laugh.

In fact, all members of the Justice League must have the war damage fund in the future, but Batman took out the green light share in advance, really cunning!

……

"Look at the outfit, are you the Flash?" Green Lantern waved at the Flash in a ruffian manner.

The Flash smiled, "Yes, nice to meet you, Green Lantern."

Green Lantern and The Flash met each other lately and chatted happily.

******

"The next Aquaman, the success rate is 76%." Batman put down the file after finishing speaking, and waited for Superman.

But Superman stared at Batman with wide, innocent eyes and didn't move at all.

Batman looks at Superman's phone.

Superman smiled and said, "I don't know Aquaman yet."

Batman was silent for a moment, then snorted coldly, and said, "I don't know you? I thought you and all superheroes are brothers who wear a pair of pants!"

Superman showed a pure, innocent and sunny smile.

The sarcasm that Batman had on his lips was suddenly dispelled by the smile.

That's it!

"Sea King, named Arthur, whose identity is unknown, may come from a mysterious race under the sea. According to investigations, he often haunts fishing villages along the coast. Wherever there is a huge tide, Arthur can be found there."

"Separate to find?" The Flash who discovered the mission was excited.

"No, I use satellites to monitor the tide changes. Not long ago, there was an abnormally high tide in the fishing village on the east coast, and he was there."

……

So, Batman and Superman took the Batplane, and Green Lantern and The Flash flew to the destination together in the Green Lantern.

Green Lantern looked at the cool bat fighter, and couldn't believe that his imagination was defeated by the real fighter!

He couldn't help wanting to say a few words, and thinking that Batman had won for him the beneficiary father who paid for the war damage, his arrogance disappeared immediately.

Forget it, he endured it!

"WTF?" The villagers and Haiwang who were drinking together were all dumbfounded when they saw the two fighter jets falling from the sky.

……

"What League of Legends, Justice League, I'm not interested!" Neptune refused without thinking.

"I like the sea, I like to be free, and I don't want to join an organization and be controlled by others."

"You can only be responsible for the safety and protection of the ocean area." Batman said.

"I am already protecting the ocean, there is no need to join you."

"But you need friends, there is always a time when you need help, and then we will help you." Superman showed his bright and invincible smile.

"..." Sea King was stunned, but he could still refuse: "Although I am happy to have a few more friends, I don't like restraint."

Batman laughed, and finally waited for the time to use the "chip" normally!

Batman hands Aquaman a document bag.

Neptune opened it suspiciously, and then was stunned. Inside the file bag were various ocean governance and protection plans.

"Thank you for your sincerity, I joined." Sea King finally agreed.

It's Batman!

*****

And finally, the beautiful Wonder Woman!

Only Wonder Woman and Batman didn't find enough chips to impress the opponent, and the success rate analysis was only 68%.

Wonder Woman, Princess Amazon, appeared as early as World War II. Although she disappeared for a while in the middle, she has become active again in recent years, and even became the spiritual leader of global women's rights and the United Nations peace ambassador.

Moreover, Wonder Woman likes to travel around, her whereabouts are uncertain, and it is not easy to find her.

Fortunately, Batman found out that her alias is Diana Prince. She is an author and an intellectual beauty who loves art.

Eventually, they found her in front of an art show in Boston.

At this time, Ms. Prince turned into Wonder Woman and bound several robbers with the "lock of truth" in her hand. The two police officers "tortured" all the information they needed very easily.

……

Batman sent Charisma to invite Wonder Woman.

After hearing Superman's intention, Wonder Woman followed him to the base readily.

Several men waiting in the base were looking forward to it, this is the first female member of the alliance!

Diana looked at the few people present and smiled: "The lineup is good."

There is a show!Everyone's eyes lit up.

"I believe in the power of love and justice. I am very happy to have such an alliance established, and I am very happy to join such an alliance. But I need you to answer me honestly with a question."

"Just ask!" Green Lantern gave Wonder Woman an electric eye.

Wonder Woman didn't respond at all, looking at the green light with an expression like a sexy big sister's ignorant adolescent boy.

"Hold it while answering the question." Wonder Woman pulled out the lasso of truth.

"The question is, why do you want to start or join the Justice League?"

Superman took a step forward and was stopped by the cautious Batman. He was silent for a moment, and was the first to touch the lasso of mantra: "Protecting the world requires stronger power, and I need your power."

Wonder Woman nodded and looked at Superman.

Green Lantern grabbed the mantra lasso first: "Of course I joined the alliance to uphold justice..."

Green Lantern wanted to let go of the lasso to end his speech, but couldn't help but continued: "It's also for reimbursement of war damage!"

"..." Everyone.

The Flash grabs the mantra lasso: "For justice and friends. And, it's so cool to stand up for justice with all of you!"

Everyone smiled kindly.

Flash couldn't help but blush.

Sea King held the mantra lasso and comforted Flash, "Don't be shy, Little Flash, it's already cool! If I knew that there was such a beautiful, strong and shining goddess as Wonder Woman in the alliance, I would have joined as soon as possible! Actually, I've always wanted to do something big. Actually, when you guys came to invite me, I was so excited, but I told myself that I had to be reserved, cool, and I had to say no a few times. But Batman is terrible, he Come up with a whole set of marine protection plans, my God, such sincerity is so touching! I have grown up, and I have never met such a sincere person! Batman is really a good person full of sincerity!"

"..." Except for Wonder Woman, everyone was shocked.

One is because Aquaman pretended to be cool and refused, and pretended to be so real that he even tricked Batman!

The second is because none of them expected that the real Neptune is a chatterbox!

Batman's face darkened.Not only was he cheated, but he was also issued a third good person card!

Superman is very happy.

He was also worried that Batman's character would make him out of the group, and worried that it would be like the comics. The other members of the alliance only had alienation and fear of Batman, but lacked trust.

In the end, he didn't expect everything to go so smoothly!

……

Finally it was Superman's turn.

Superman held the lasso of mantra, and suddenly there were countless words in his heart that he wanted to say to everyone present.

"Why build the Justice League? Because this is our destiny. We are destined to form the Justice League, become the greatest League of Heroes, and save the world countless times!

And all of us are each other's most reliable companions, friends and family!The bond between us is unbreakable. "

"Wow!" Green Lantern applauded.

The Flash Star Eyes.

Batman shook his head, feeling helpless and worried about Superman's idealism, but at the same time couldn't help wanting to indulge him.

Maybe, they can really become what Superman expects?

"Perfect speech." Wonder Woman was also surprised. Superman held a lasso of mantra, indicating that what he said was from the bottom of his heart: "Are there any companions, friends, or family members who uphold justice and save the world?"

Wonder Woman is happy with this description, she likes this Justice League!

"I'm in!"

"Welcome to join!" the men cheered.

Suddenly Wonder Woman smirked: "You are so optimistic about our combination, what do you think we are like?"

Superman, still holding the mantra lasso, paused, but couldn't help but say: "In one sentence, Batman is the wisdom of the Justice League, Heroine is the tenderness and love of the Justice League, and The Flash is the conscience of the Justice League." , Green Lantern is the courage of the Justice League."

Everyone was a little flattered by Superman's super high evaluation, but under the action of the mantra lasso, Superman still has a bunch of rainbow farts to say:

"To be specific, Batman is the smartest, most determined, and most awkward person I have ever met. He always disguises kindness and justice under indifference, like a proud cat."

"Superman!" Batman roared.

"Shh, let him finish." Everyone stopped Batman who wanted to pounce on him.

For some reason, after experiencing Batman's "good intentions" and Superman's description, they were a little afraid of Batman and worried that Batman would be difficult to get along with. In their eyes, Batman is not Batman, but a bluffing "proud" Petite Pussy"!

"Of course, he is also my good friend, the person I trust the most."

"..." Batman's heart couldn't help shaking.

"Wonder Woman, you are the most beautiful and noble goddess I have ever seen! While you are beautiful, you are also admirably righteous, brave and powerful! What is even more valuable is that you are strong and understanding in heart, like A hot spring that can accommodate everything! You are the most perfect beauty and the most reliable companion!"

"Wow, thank you!" Wonder Woman covered her chest and smiled, "I almost thought you were confessing your love to me."

"Of course it's a confession, I like you!" Superman smiled.

"Superman!" Batman yelled at Superman.

"Don't be jealous, I like you too!" Under the influence of the mantra lasso, Superman dared to say anything.

"Superman!" Batman roared, his ears turned red with "angry".

Superman looked at Flash, who was immediately excited, and his body was shaken into a blurred shadow due to his speed.

"Flash, you are the kindest, lovable, purest person I have ever met, and I love you too! I believe that even if all of us lose ourselves, lose our principles and justice, you will still be the only one Unchanging person, your kindness will never change! So you are the conscience of the Justice League!"

The Flash became more blurred.

Superman looked back at Green Lantern, who looked back expectantly at Superman.

"Green Lantern, you are... just and brave."

"That's the end? Hey, why are you talking about me so briefly?"

"and also!"

"Hurry up, hurry up, I can stand how much you praise me!" Green Lantern looked forward again.

"You are outspoken, you have to change! Behavior is frivolous, you have to change! Otherwise, be careful, the vengeful Batman will wear small shoes for you in the future, and you will be deducted from your battle damage gold!" Superman continued with a smirk.

"……"Green Lantern.

"..." Batman.

******

The Justice League has seven heads, and it has reached six.

Martian Manhunter, one of the original Seven, and Cyborg, one of the later versions of the Seven, but neither of these two appear now.

Seven is the most beautiful number, and seven is the most beautiful number!If you don't make up all seven, Superman will be very uncomfortable!

So he decided to go to Mars to see.