I became a tyrant's rainbow fart [Transmigration Book]

As soon as Tan Taiyi uttered every sentence, he poked at the Empress Dowager's heart. The Empress Dowager held back her anger and said softly as if she hadn't heard his words: "My palace invites Mr. Song to be a matchmaker and to match a couple. Marriage."

As soon as she said this, Tantai Yi realized that there was a woman standing next to her, who looked only seventeen or eighteen years old, and was standing behind the Queen Mother with her head down, not daring to look up at them.

Tan Taiyi sneered and said, "Gu sees that the Empress Dowager is an expert at ruining marriages, yet she still wants to be a matchmaker? This is the funniest joke Gu has heard in the past 20 years."

Empress Dowager: "..."

She took a deep breath and said: "Imperial son, after all, this palace is your mother's queen, why are you like this?"

Tan Taiyi became impatient, "It seems that the queen mother is too busy to meddle in her own business."

After finishing speaking, he turned his head and glanced at Song Pu, the corners of his lips curled up suddenly, and said: "The Empress Dowager has a deep relationship with the orphan mother and queen sisters, and in a few days it will be the death day of the orphan mother, the queen mother copied two hundred... no, three hundred How about giving the Diamond Sutra to the orphaned mother?"

The smile on the Empress Dowager's face was slightly stiff, Tantai Yi squinted at her, and said coldly: "Why? The Empress Dowager doesn't want to?"

The queen mother said dejectedly: "I and your mother are sisters. After she left, I also cried day and night. How could I not want to copy Buddhist scriptures for your mother?"

Tan Taiyi listened to her hypocritical words, his golden eyes sank slightly, and he said coldly: "That's good."

He turned his eyes to the woman again, and asked in a cold voice: "So who is this woman?"

The queen mother squeezed her hands and said: "This child is also a poor person. Her mother died early, and her father married Su Xian, and she suffered a lot at home. To tell you the truth, you should have seen her too. Her surname is Zhuo, and her name is Xinxin. Honey, her mother is a close friend of His Majesty's mother's boudoir, Qiu Yingyue."

Tantai Yi was even more annoyed when she heard her talking a lot, "I don't remember these things."

Smiling again, he asked, "Can the Empress Dowager finish copying three hundred volumes of the Diamond Sutra in a month's time?

"..." The Empress Dowager said, "Your Majesty, why don't you give me more time."

Tantai Yi said: "Then give the Empress Dowager 20 days, let the Empress Dowager be free."

Empress Dowager: "..."

Tantai Yi was really happy to see her deflated expression, her voice changed from cold to soft: "Gu thought that the queen mother wanted to score twice, so she wanted to be a matchmaker."

Then he said to the girl: "You raise your head up and let Gu have a look."

The girl raised her face, she really had a very beautiful face, Tantai Yi said: "It's better for the Queen Mother to be a matchmaker than Gu Lai, if that's the case, Gu will arrange a marriage for Gu Na's good brother."

The Empress Dowager's complexion suddenly changed, "Think twice, Your Majesty, Prince Gong is only sixteen years old and already has a marriage. If there is another one, I'm afraid it will cause criticism."

Tan Taiyi laughed immediately, "Looking at the age of the queen mother, she should really want to have a grandson? So, alone, give Prince Gong more women, so that he can spread his branches and leaves for the royal family, so that the queen mother will be full of children and grandchildren."

After finishing speaking, he said to the girl: "Zhuo Xinmi, Prince Gong already has a candidate for a concubine, and I will grant you to be Prince Gong's side concubine, do you want to or not?"

Zhuo Xinmi glanced at the Queen Mother hesitantly, but was fixed by the Queen Mother, her heart trembled, and she asked in a low voice: "If the daughter of the people is unwilling, what will your majesty do?"

Tantai Yi said: "If you can't be mother-in-law and daughter-in-law with the Empress Dowager, then you can be the foot-washing maid beside the Empress Dowager. I have chosen for you alone, what do you think?"

Zhuo Xinmi: "..."

She was cruel, regardless of the Queen Mother's eyes, she said to Tantai Yi: "Thank you, Your Majesty, for the marriage!"

The corners of Tantaiyi's lips curled up, and his golden eyes sparkled, "You are a good woman, so please take good care of Prince Gong in the future."

Not to mention that this incident gave Prince Gong another wife, Tan Taiyi also sent a team of personal guards to supervise the empress dowager's copying of the Diamond Sutra. The Empress Dowager got up to copy and supervised all the time.

This operation frightened Song Pu for a moment.

Tantaiyi turned around and saw Song Pu's adoring eyes, his heart swelled, but the expression on his face was calm, "Why does Song Qing look at Gu so much?"

Song Pu said without hesitation: "I see that Your Majesty is so powerful that he can manage the Queen Mother into obedience."

Tan Taiyi said modestly: "Gu just taught her a little lesson casually, she also stretched her hand too far, and she still wanted to arrange a marriage for Song Qing. To come up with such a foolish trick."

After finishing speaking, he suddenly looked down at Song Pu and said, "How did that girl look like just now?"

Song Pu was stunned for a moment, and replied cautiously: "I didn't look at it."

Tantai Yi said: "Looking at her appearance alone, she should be more beautiful than the Queen Mother."

"..." Song Pu replied: "I haven't read it, but Your Majesty has read it carefully, and can come to a conclusion that is more beautiful than the Queen Mother."

Tan Taiyi said: "Except for the lonely mother, all the women in the world are pink skeletons to Yu Gu. Gu really never gave him a wink, but Song Qing is young and so hungry. Women attract attention."

Song Pu felt aggrieved, "Your Majesty, I only love Your Majesty, how can I be attracted to others? Your Majesty is like the sun and the moon to my ministers, and everyone else is the light of fireflies. Can compete with the sun and the moon for glory, I look at these fireflies, just like I look at a teacup, a table, a painting, but only your majesty is real, to me, I will only be with your majesty..."

He paused, then continued in a low voice: "I can only kiss your majesty, have skin-to-skin kisses, and have sex with your majesty. If your majesty becomes jealous like this at will, then I will become a queen in the future. Your majesty will be a queen." Isn't it forbidden to let others serve the minister?"

Tan Taiyi's tone softened, "Gu was joking with Song Qing, but Song Qing is so serious, knowing that Song Qing is sincere to Gu, naturally she won't wink at others."

He said again: "It's strange to see that the Empress Dowager is matching Song Qing and Zhuo Xinmi today. How can Song Qing interact with Prince Gong these few days?"

Song Pu thought about it for a while, shook his head and said, "Return to Your Majesty, I haven't seen Prince Gong these days."

Tantai Yi gave marriages to Prince Gong and Lin Xuemei, and there is still a period of time until they actually get married, after all, they still have to follow the six rituals, and then find an auspicious time.

Tantai Yi didn't take care of this matter anymore, it was all up to the Lin family and Tantai Mingyu, and Tantai Mingyu was obviously very reluctant to have this marriage, so the auspicious day that the master had predicted would be in the next spring, which dragged on for half a year .

I'm afraid it's the same, Prince Gong has been silent these days, for fear that Tantai Yi will intervene again.

After listening to Song Pu's words, Tantai Yi didn't say anything else, only said: "I have wasted three years, if I know that this will make the queen mother miserable, I will let her know that the queen mother is not so easy to be."

Song Pu also knew that it is estimated that Tantai Yi's neglect of the queen mother in the past three years was only due to treatment, and I am afraid that there would be nothing more, but it is different now. , also asked the Queen Mother to taste it well.

After all, he wasn't the only one who was offended by Tantai Yi, it was so cool.

This day, as soon as Song Pu came home, he felt that the people in the house looked at him strangely.Song Qianyuan ran into Song Pu's yard, his expression was a little unsightly, and he hesitated to speak.

Song Pu said, "Why are you looking at me with that expression? If you have something to say, just say it."

Song Qianyuan groaned and said: "Cousin, I don't know if you know, I will let you know, there are some bad rumors outside, saying that you... say that you and Your Majesty are suspected of having broken sleeves."

Song Pu's mind went blank for a moment, then he laughed and said, "Who said that?"

Song Qianyuan said: "I don't know, it's just that there was this rumor suddenly, and it was a bit ugly."

Song Pu said sonorously: "Fake, the rumors outside say that His Majesty will not do it, do you think it is credible?"

Song Qianyuan hesitated for a moment, nodded, and said, "I think this is more believable."

"..." Song Pu asked, "What are the rumors outside?"

Song Qianyuan's face turned red, and he murmured: "Who are those people? A group of young masters who are even more dandy than me. When it comes to this kind of thing, how can it be easy to hear? You'd better stop listening. It's all fake anyway. Listen! Just listen."

Song Pu shook his head and said: "This kind of rumors are ruining your Majesty's reputation. Your Majesty has just started to work hard. If you are provoked by these rumors, it will be a waste of all previous efforts."

After all, he was in a bad mood, and he didn't want to talk more with Song Qianyuan. He just thought that Song Qianyuan knew about it. No wonder those servants looked at him with strange eyes. The rumor must have fermented to the point that many people knew about it.

This is not a trivial matter, it would be fine if it was someone who was catching wind and shadow, but it is a fact that he and Tantai Yi are having an affair, and he has not yet reached the point of becoming a queen, so spreading rumors like this will damage the reputation of both him and Tantai Yi in the way.

Song's mother came over the same day, gave him a stack of picture albums, and said nonchalantly, "This is a girl of the same age that mother found for you. Look at which one looks good, and mother will arrange for you."

Song Pu said in a low voice: "I'm not going to lie to my mother, after His Majesty said, my marriage will be decided by him, and he will give me a marriage."

Song's mother said: "Your Majesty takes care of everything every day, how could he have the heart to make decisions for you?"

Song Pu couldn't help but said: "Mother, have you heard the rumors spreading outside?"

Song's mother looked at him with beautiful eyes, "Mother... I have indeed heard about it, but at your age, you should indeed marry a wife. Your brother will have to wait for two years. Mother can only hope that you will get married and have children sooner." .”

Song Pu said, "I'm still early."

Song's mother said: "It's getting late, you're going to be 17 soon, if this year can be settled, next year I'm afraid you'll be able to bloom, don't you want a child?"

Song Pu was really not interested in this kind of topic, so he sent Mother Song away after talking badly, but he also felt worried.

After all, he has a good face, and he doesn't want to hear others criticize him. He hasn't heard the rumors spread by those people outside, but he just heard Song Qianyuan mention it a few times, and he feels very uncomfortable. If he really hears those rumors, I'm afraid it will be uncomfortable to death.

But Tantai Yi probably wouldn't understand his distress. Song Pu found that Tantai Yi never cared what others said about him, and he wouldn't be unhappy about it.

And Song Pu is just an ordinary person.

Song Pu entered the palace the next day, Song Guogong did not tell him about the rumors, he chatted with him as usual, and when the Meridian Gate parted, Song Guogong took Song Pu's hand and said: "Apu, you Dad, I’m also from here, so it’s okay to listen to those rumors. Back then, there were rumors about me and King Yong’an and King Huainan. They were all words of a woman who had nothing to do. Just get used to it. Don’t pay attention to those rumors. , Serve Your Majesty well."

Song Pu: "..."

No, I really had an affair with Your Majesty.