I Rely On Poverty To Sweep Through Survival Games

After the little ball was pumped out, there was no movement outside, not even the noise from the various rooms outside, it was a dead silence that seemed to be cut off from reality.

Xiao Lan did not act rashly, he waited silently.

After waiting for a while, the footsteps of someone entering finally sounded outside, and the footsteps were two people.

"Baby ~ I love you so much ~"

"Honey, me too~"

"Today we're going to take a shower together~"

"MUA～"

Greasy love words came with the sound of footsteps, and at the same time, the hustle and bustle outside also came, and the bathroom was finally no longer an independent space that seemed to be separated.

After quickly taking a shower, Xiao Lan pushed open the broken door of the bathroom cubicle.

The one opened at the same time, and the one opposite.

Xiao Lan and Wu Ting, who opened the door opposite, met face to face. After seeing the expressions on each other's faces at the moment, the two exchanged a tacit look.

Obviously, they all encountered the same thing just now, and it seems that Wu Ting also has his own solution.

This girl Wu Ting's long hair is still dripping, and it is casually draped over her shoulders. She only has a bath towel wrapped around her body, and she just came out so boldly.

In order to show respect for the other party, Xiao Lan quickly looked away.

But in that brief glance just now, he still found Wu Ting's chest... so flat that it could run a hundred grass mud horses, just like a man, so the previous turbulent waves were all thanks to the silicone or sponge pads!

What about the most basic trust between people?

Wu Ting didn't notice Xiao Lan's inner shock, she just walked away with graceful steps.

On the other side, the sound of the water in the room where the couple was located had already sounded, accompanied by some unharmonious sounds.Hearing this, Xiao Lan had goosebumps all over his body. Afraid of leaving his ears scorched, he rubbed his arms, quickened his pace and left quickly.

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Back in the room, Xiao Lan found Luo standing in the darkness.

The false city outside the window brought a layer of faint light, reflecting on his side face, outlining a tall nose bridge, slightly smiling lips, and a gracefully curved jaw, making Luo's facial features particularly outstanding.

Luo seems to be thinking about something, and the appearance of serious thinking reveals a unique charm.

He didn't come back to his senses until Xiao Lan's footsteps appeared at the door of the room.

"Sir." Luo looked at Xiao Lan, "It seems that there is a power outage in the room."

Xiao Lan: "..."

All the beautiful pictures before have been shattered. So this guy is thinking about why the power went out?

Xiao Lan went up to check and found that the landlord had modified the circuit in the partition room, and the power would be cut off uniformly at night. He is really a stingy guy to a certain extent.

Maybe Zhang Dong from Terminal Supermarket will have a lot in common with him.

Even the small, worn-out, creaking fan above the head had stopped, and it seemed like it was going to die of heat tonight.

Xiao Lan looked around the room: "It's a pity that I don't have any tools at hand, otherwise I can change a circuit or something."

Luo was very curious: "Sir, how much skill has poverty taught you?"

Xiao Lan thought for a while: "We poor ghosts are like this..."

While the two were talking, there was a sudden "rustling" sound above their heads.

Xiao Lan looked up, and saw something appeared on the fan he had just looked at before.Slender, old, as if blended with stains - hemp rope.

They had obviously thrown this thing out before, and just a moment ago, when Xiao Lan looked up at the fan, there was no such thing on it.

Before the two of them knew it, it appeared by itself!

Now that there was no wind outside, the hemp rope swayed by itself, provocatively.It is obvious that he is saying: Scumbags, I am back again, you hit me.

Faced with this lifeless hemp rope, the emotionless demolition machine and his running dogs decided to let it experience the cruelty of reality.

Xiao Lan gave Luo a look, and Luo understood instantly.

He stood up, stretched his slender arms and tore the arrogant hemp rope off the fan.

On the other side, Xiao Lan rummaged through the sundries in the room, and finally found a wooden stick.

The two teamed up to wrap this innocent little hemp rope around the stick, and found a broken barrel to put it in.

Xiao Lan smiled and took out【This is a poisonous dagger】from the storage space and shook it towards the hemp rope.

[This is a dagger full of poison] Treating ordinary items will not trigger toxins, but if this hemp rope is not ordinary, then it will be easy to handle.

At this time, the hemp rope finally felt that something was wrong, and it tried to struggle.But he found that some animal tied a bunch of knots to him and tied him firmly to the stick. Now he is more entangled than the earphone cable, and he cannot be untied at all.

It could only "watch helplessly" as Xiao Lan swung the dagger at it.

“[This is a poisonous dagger] deals damage to Hanging Rope No. 13, with additional toxicity: Liushen toilet water”

The aroma of toilet water diffuses in the narrow partition room, which is fresh, pleasant, repelling mosquitoes and relieving itching.

Xiao Lan: "..."

Brother, can you do it?Don't leak air at such a critical time, okay?

Xiao Lan swung several knives at the hemp rope in succession:

“[This is a highly poisonous dagger] deals damage to No. 13 of the hanging rope, and adds toxicity: 84 disinfectant”

"[This is a poisonous dagger] deals damage to Hanging Rope No. 13, with additional toxicity: Insect Growth Regulator"

……

On the 13th hanging rope, I couldn't help trembling again, the only part that could move was shaking and shaking: come on, two idiots~

With a dark face, Xiao Lan swung the knife for the last time:

“[This is a poisonous dagger] deals damage to Hanging Rope No. 13, and adds toxicity: aqua regia”

"嗤——" The sound of corrosion appeared with the yellow mist, and the acid entered the No. 13 hanging rope with the dagger, spreading along the wound pierced by the dagger, and expanding at an unscientific speed.

Xiao Lan took a quick step back to avoid the gas that appeared.

No. 13 struggled desperately when he was on the hanging rope, but the aqua regia raged in his body as if alive.Accompanied by the rising mist, soon, all that was left was a puddle of things that could not be seen clearly.

On the rope No. 13, pawn.

The rope is in the waves of the rivers and lakes, how can it not overturn.

While the barrel was still alive, Xiao Lan threw the broken barrel out of the window, anyway, public morality is useless in this false city.

Now, at last, the room was quiet.

Xiao Lan thought that she didn't know what would happen at night, so she might as well go to bed earlier now.

But he didn't expect that just after he lay on the bed, a group of mice galloped and whizzed by outside the window, and their coquettish movements made rhythmic noises from the old metal pipes outside the window, as if jumping wild.

Xiao Lan: "..."

I don't know why, even the cities outside are fake, but there are still mice.

At the same time, the cultists who lived next door to Xiao Lan also started to make noise, chanting "God's Punishment" and "Please punish me", while banging against the wall, the sound of banging against the wall continued to pass through until the repair did not go away at all. The walls of the heart pass over.

Xiao Lan: "..."

On the other side, the couple came back from the shower and started arguing, and the wall was useless in front of their voices:

"I'm breaking up with you! You tasteless man in boxers!"

"What's wrong with the boxers, don't you feel safe?"

"But why are your boxers pink with Hello Kitty printed on them!"

"Doesn't this mean that I'm so damn cute!?"

"How cute is the pirated version!?"

"Are you stupid!"

"You're fucking stupid!"

Then there was the sound of chickens flying and dogs jumping.

One of the players seemed to choose a long-range attack, and various items were constantly being thrown out.However, this contestant seemed to have poor aim, and most of these things hit the wall in Xiao Lan's direction, making a loud "bang bang" sound.

Xiao Lan: "..."

Still sleep ass.

Xiao Lan sat up from the bed with a sullen face. He knocked on the wall to remind the couple next door who were obsessed with the male and female Sanda competition that there were two living people living next door.

A couple in the midst of a battle doesn't have time to take care of other people.

The man among them yelled in the direction of the wall: "What are you knocking on, you are a dead single who has no money and no one wants, believe it or not, I will come to clean you up in the middle of the night!"

"Eat my stinky socks attack from last week!"

The woman also took the time to shout: "Damn single dog! Go eat poop!"

"Oh, you actually sneaked up on me with slippers!"

Xiao Lan, a dead single who has no money and no one wants, feels the anger of leaving at this moment!Although I am poor and single, this is not the reason for you to despise me!

He said to Luo who was looking at the scenery by the window: "I want to show them the beatings of people in society!"

Luo turned to look at him, and smiled slightly: "At your service, sir."

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next door.

The man who yelled loudly has been forced to the door by his girlfriend, and is covering his face with a plastic basin. He is preparing for a chance to fight back.

The door behind him was suddenly knocked open by a strong force, and the force of the opening and closing of the door knocked him flying, his face met the slippers in his girlfriend's hand, and he was knocked to the ground with his girlfriend.

The two who rolled into a ball looked towards the door in horror.

The ones who came in were the single dog who lived next door, and the man in a three-piece suit whom I had seen before. The two of them were smiling gently and decently at them, looking elegant and friendly.

If you ignore the crumbling gates around them that have been kicked down.

"You, you..." The man tried to organize his words.

The two people who entered the door didn't mean to talk nonsense with them. The person who entered the door walked towards them with long legs. Lu Luo also took the quilt from the bed in the room.

On the other side, Xiao Lan was holding a bundle of nylon ropes of unknown origin and fiddled with them gently.

Before the two got up, the quilt had already rolled over their heads.

Then, in the darkness, they felt weak and helpless in front of social people.When they regained their senses, they had already been fixed under the quilt with only one head exposed, like two chicken rolls just out of the oven.

Xiao Lan squatted in front of them, showing a harmless smile: "I want to sleep, understand?"

The two nodded in panic, very quickly and firmly.

The demon in front of him showed a satisfied smile, stretched out his hand and patted their heads: "If there is a next time..."

Luo at the side cooperatively stretched out his hand and drew a horizontal line on his neck.

The couple understood in seconds, nodding their heads as if they had epilepsy.

Saying goodbye to the couple, the two entered the room of the cultist next door and had a cordial and friendly condolences. The two sides conducted in-depth exchanges on the issue of sleeping at night, and initiated an intimate discussion on the relationship between neighbors in the new era. Finally, the two sides reached an agreement consensus.

Create a harmonious society, build a beautiful home together, and be a good neighbor in the new era.

After the two left, the cultist who was tied to the bed and couldn't move: "..."

The author has something to say:

Xiao Lan: Although I am a dead single who has no money and no one wants, but this cannot be the reason for you to despise me.

Luo: Sir, I want you.

Xiao Lan: But you are not human either.

Luo: ...