I Rely On Poverty To Sweep Through Survival Games

No, we don't have such a clumsy father, uncle, can you change your personal settings for yourself!

The players expressed their rejection in their hearts one after another, but on the surface they could only continue following the game's settings.

"Dad" had an asymmetrical smile on his face. He tried his best to widen his small eyes, which made people doubt his field of vision. He looked at the players and nodded while watching, as if he was inspecting fresh pork in a vegetable market. .

He suddenly approached a player, and the player he approached was struggling, but he didn't dare to move, so he could only bear with his head as much as possible.His nose almost touched the player's face, sniffing and praising: "Well, good boy, good boy."

The player's face was pale, but he didn't dare to move, he could only let him move.

Then he turned his face to another player, sniffed and smiled and said, "You're a good boy too, grandma will like you."

Seeing him trying to be kind, but his acting skills are really not good enough, the players felt ominous in their hearts.

This look, this posture, is obviously the same as looking at the main course of dinner.

At this time, Wang Teddy sneaked closer, and said to Xiao Lan in a low voice: "Why do you think this father has so many completely different babies, and none of them look like him? Doesn't he feel that the top of his head is a little green?" ?”

Xiao Lan gave him an admiring look: "You entered the role so quickly?"

"Let me warm up first..." Wang Teddy scratched his head, "Why don't you come and get used to it?"

Xiao Lan shook her head: "I want him to understand who is the father."

Teddy Wang: "..."

Can't afford it, society society.

The guy who called himself Dad led the way, his fat ass twisted and twisted, and his flesh was shaking with his movements.The path in the forest was dark, which greatly affected the sight, and there were many puddles and stones blocking the road, which was not easy to walk, but he walked very fast with his short legs.

The players kept a distance and followed him. Because there were many obstacles on the road, it was not easy to catch up with his speed.

Everyone was on their way in silence, when suddenly a female player who hadn't said a word before took a deep breath.

She stopped and looked behind her in surprise, but there was nothing there.She turned her head and looked around her, only the lush vegetation, and she didn't know what was hidden under the layers of cover.

Xiao Lan asked her: "What happened?"

The female player pointed behind her trembling fingers: "Just now, something was touching my back..."

The players looked at her back one after another, but there was nothing.

The female player panicked: "I'm not lying, it's true... There was really something just now..."

Gu Jiangke was a little impatient: "I've come here, it's not surprising that something happened, what's the fuss, I haven't seen anything yet."

Hu Yue also sneered in unison.

The female player was a little hesitant for a while, she looked at the crowd and lowered her head.

The movements of the players also attracted the "Dad" who was leading the way. He turned his head and said, "What's wrong, my dear children?"

Seeing that the players did not reply and did not continue to move forward, his tone was a bit dangerous: "Don't you...don't you want to go to see grandma with me? Disobedient children will be punished."

The dense forest blocked a lot of moonlight, and the players couldn't see the expression on his face clearly at the moment, but just by hearing the tone, they knew that if they insisted on not moving forward, there might not be any pleasant things waiting for them.

Xiao Lan said to everyone: "Let's go, there is something even worse waiting for us."

The players also gave up wondering what is hidden here. Maybe there are more unscientific existences in this forest, and they are the intruders here.

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After walking in the forest for a long time, when several junior players were already out of breath, a wooden house finally appeared in front of them. It stood alone in the forest without any other buildings around it.

"Here, this is your dear grandma's house." After finishing speaking, "Dad" stepped forward and knocked on the door of the wooden house.

"Crackling..." The wooden door slowly opened.

Followed by the system prompt:

"Ding-dong-"

The old woman's voice sounded: "Good boy, don't think about sneaking away with the key."

The door was completely opened, and what appeared behind the door was a white-haired grandmother who was a circle older than the previous "father". Like a big rat.

"Grandma" showed black and yellow teeth to the player: "Welcome, my dear good children."

She welcomed the players into the door with a smile, and "Dad" was like a courier, delivering the player whose name was the child but who was actually a piglet, and then left.

"Grandma" is the same as "Dad" before, sniffing the players, as if trying to remember their smell.But her sense of smell doesn't seem to be very good, because a player has a strong body odor due to long-term exercise, but she smells intoxicated, as if the player's body is the fragrance of seasoning.

After smelling the players, "Grandma" took out a black key and locked the door behind her.

After locking it, she saw that the players were subconsciously looking at the key in her hand. "Grandma" grinned, then opened her mouth wide and swallowed the key directly.After swallowing, he smacked his mouth, as if enjoying himself.

"Hey hey, come with me." After finishing speaking, she turned around and walked ahead to lead the way.

Hu Yue gasped: "This—"

The faces of the other players who were originally very timid turned pale instantly.

Xiao Lan stretched out her hand and pushed the closed door, and it didn't move at all. This feeling was more like the rules of the game locked it, and it couldn't be opened by other means.

Taking advantage of Luo's body to cover him, he tried to pick the lock for a second, but it really didn't work.

"How do I get this out?! Kill her or go to the toilet?" Wang Teddy quietly leaned into Xiao Lan's ear, "Xiao Lan, can you clean the toilet?"

Xiao Lan recalled her rich part-time job career: "Don't say... I really know how to do it."

The expressions of the two are a little serious. Does this dungeon really require players to dig out the toilet to get through it?Is it too ruthless, too domineering, too unreasonable and making trouble...

Xiao Lan: "I always feel that coming to the world shouldn't be such a bad taste."

Luo spoke softly, saving the two people's increasingly drifting thoughts: "I kept staring at her throat, and found that the throat didn't move, and she probably didn't swallow the key."

Xiao Lan and Wang Taidi both heaved a sigh of relief.

-

Not daring to delay, they quickly followed the pace of "grandmother".

The room was very dark, and her clothes did not look like people from the early days, but there were switches in the room, but no electric lights, only some faint candlesticks emitting faint light, making the room look ghostly.

"Grandma"'s dragging footsteps stepped on the old floor, making a creaking sound, which added a bit of weirdness to the house.

As they walked further and lower, the temperature began to decrease, as if they had entered the ground.

Through the long corridor, "Grandma" brought them to an iron door with a heavy lock, and there was only a small window on the iron door to see the outside.

To be honest, this configuration looks like it is for prisoners.

The players had a bad premonition in their hearts.

"Grandma" pushed open the door, and she stretched out her hand to signal to the players: "Come on, my dear boy, your bedroom is here."

Behind the door is a dark corridor. There are rooms on both sides of the corridor. The door of each room is also a thick iron door with a smaller size.

The faces of several junior players were pale and bloodless. They looked at these so-called rooms with horrified eyes, with resistance written all over their bodies.

A smile appeared on the face of "Grandma", the smile was extremely curved, completely exposing her black and yellow teeth: "You still have grandma in your heart, grandma is very happy. But ah, even if you are my favorite The younger generation must also abide by my rules."

"First, you are not allowed to leave the room at night. If grandma catches you, grandma will punish you."

"Second, we are a family, of course we have to do housework together, right?"

"Third, grandma will tell you a story every night to ensure that you can sleep peacefully."

"Fourth, keep quiet, grandma hates noisy children the most."

A weird smile faces the direction of the player: "You guys, do you understand?"

The players looked at each other in blank dismay. Who would dare not understand this posture, so they could only nod their heads.

"Grandma" showed a satisfied expression: "Go and choose the room you like, you can choose whichever you like, grandma loves you very much."

There is a posture of treating anyone as a snack if they don't go.

Xiao Lan walked into the corridor where the rooms were distributed. The room in the corridor looked like a double room configuration, with two beds that looked wider than the usual standard room. The floor and walls in the room were made of hard stone slabs .

There is a breathable window close to the ceiling, and several heavy large locks are hung on it, but the visual size should allow people to turn it out from the inside.

The players chose their own rooms one after another. In addition to Hu Yue and Gu Jiangke who shared a room, two other players also chose to live together, and the other two chose to share a room.

Only Xiao Lan, Luo, and Wang Teddy tried to enter the same room.

"Grandma" suddenly said before the three of them entered the room: "You guys, why do you want three people to live together? Do you dislike grandma's room and make it uncomfortable to sleep in?"

The tone was a bit harsh, and it was obvious that if the answers they gave did not satisfy her, she would punish them.

The other players who entered the room couldn't help but poke their heads out to look. Could it be that someone is going to die so soon?

Hu Yue was even more optimistic about the show, he wished that Wang Teddy and his companions would die here, so as to relieve their anger and not offend Wang Ke.

Under everyone's worried, fearful or gloating gazes, Xiao Lan waved to "Grandma" with a very familiar look: "Grandma, have you forgotten? Our triplets have been sleeping together since childhood. "

Players: "..."

They had never seen such a brazen person.

God damn triplets, no matter how you look at it, the three of you are not the same litter, no matter in appearance or height, especially the little brown curly hair, obviously genetically different!

Wang Teddy also showed a look of admiration. Xiao Lan's speed of entering the play was simply faster than him. He was full of emotion and behaved naturally, as if he was really talking to his grandma.

He also cooperated with Xiao Lan's performance: "Yes, grandma, we have always been like this."

"Grandma" didn't know if she was irritated by this operation, or because she had too many grandchildren to remember, she hesitated and said, "Is...is that so?"

Luo said in a timely manner: "Grandma, take a closer look, don't we look alike?"

They had noticed before that both "Grandma" and "Dad" seemed to have poor eyesight.

"Grandma" opened her little eyes that were better than nothing. After watching for a long time, she couldn't tell who the group of people in front of her was. She could only nod casually: "Okay, you two have to be good when you sleep together, and you can't sleep at night." Make a fuss."

Xiao Lan looked like a good baby: "Don't worry, we have always been good."

The players who watched the whole process: "..."

And this kind of operation?