I Rely On Poverty To Sweep Through Survival Games

Early the next morning, Xiao Lan just opened her eyes, but her mind was still a little dazed.The first thing that appeared in his eyes was...a butt bathed in sunlight.

Also wearing Pikachu-patterned underwear.

Xiao Lan was startled, the drowsiness from just waking up disappeared in an instant.

He rubbed his eyes and looked over there again, finally seeing clearly what was going on.

Wang Teddy's sleeping appearance is really bad.

The whole person is presenting an upside-down posture, only the half of the body is still on the bed, the legs are entangled with the quilt, and the buttocks are pressed on the pillow to become the highest point of the whole person, just facing the air from the ventilation window. With a ray of light shining into the room, the Pikachu on the underwear looked bright and dazzling.

It's all like this, but Wang Teddy on the opposite bed has no intention of waking up, he is still sleeping happily, and his carefree appearance really looks like a pig that has been sleeping and eating all day in a pig farm.

He was chewing the quilt in his mouth, chewing it deliciously, and he couldn't stop murmuring, and he didn't know what he dreamed of.

Xiao Lan looked at Wang Teddy, who was full of creativity in his sleeping position, and instantly understood Wang Ke's dire situation: "No wonder your brother doesn't want to sleep with you..."

Just by looking at this posture, one can know what kind of torment it is to share the bed with Wang Teddy.

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Soon after, the iron door opened and "grandma" came in.

She called the players to get up in a friendly tone: "Did you sleep well? My dear children, come out, grandma will take you to breakfast. Good children should not stay in bed."

After the players came out of the room, Xiao Lan found that there were only eight people present.

His eyes scanned every room selected by the player, and found something wrong in one of them.

The door of that room was ajar, and there were cobwebs and dragged bloodstains on the floor and ceiling. The bloodstains were also mixed with some residues that seemed to have been digested, which looked very bad.He remembered that a male player lived in that room, he looked very silent, and basically did not communicate with other people.

Judging from this posture, that person probably has more danger than luck.

The other players also noticed something was wrong in that room, and their eyes could not help but drift over there.

"Grandma" saw this, and laughed: "Grandma told you that disobedient children will be punished..."

An inexplicable gust of cold air diffused in the corridor, sweeping away the drowsiness of getting up early, and the players all felt a little chilly.

Looking at the messy room, they worried about their future, perhaps they would be the next one.

"Let's go, it won't be good after breakfast time." "Grandma" turned and walked towards the iron gate after finishing speaking.

The players also silently followed behind her.

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"Grandma" led them into the restaurant. The restaurant looked small, and the furniture was basically made of wood. The floor was covered with patterned carpets, and the furniture was also decorated in a rural style. The decoration was very warm.

However, when they saw the breakfast on the table, the faces of the players turned green, assimilated by the color of the breakfast.

Because the table is full of greens, although they are finely cut and placed on delicate plates, it cannot hide the fact that the table is full of various vegetable leaves.Moreover, these dishes have not been cooked at all, just a table of raw and tender vegetable leaves, and there is not even a dipping sauce on the table.

Wang Teddy's face was a bit bitter, he said in a low voice: "I... don't want to eat grass, I want to eat meat, even a piece of ham."

Xiao Lan agreed, and also replied in a low voice: "I don't think human beings have evolved to eat vegetables."

The two exchanged a painful and helpless look. Xiao Lan felt that he probably had some unresolved relationship with Dark Cuisine. Counting the dungeons he had experienced, there was no boss whose cooking skills were normal.

Although he could eat it all, but a table of green leaves really challenged his limit.

Luo moved closer to Xiao Lan, and said in a low voice, "Sir, after leaving this game, I will make reservations for you at a few restaurants with excellent reputation."

Hearing this, the hope of life was rekindled in Xiao Lan's eyes.

Must pass quickly!The pain is only temporary, and the bright hope is ahead. Steak hot pot, crayfish, barbecue, seafood, and mutton are waiting for him! ! !

The players walked to the table under the dangerous sight of "Grandma" and ate their breakfast without love.

The taste of fresh, crisp and tender vegetables is actually not bad. It should be great if they are put in a salad, but they are chewed dry and have no seasoning. The anti-hunger ability of vegetables is also very weak. It is a bit painful to eat enough.

When the difficult breakfast time was over, "Grandma" suddenly said, "Good boys, naturally we have to do housework together when we come to Grandma's house, right?"

"Grandma will find a child to help me prepare lunch together. If he does not do well, grandma will punish him, but I am a tolerant grandma. As long as the child who made a mistake sincerely repents, grandma will forgive the child who made a mistake."

Her eyes scanned among the players, and finally her small eyes fixed on Xiao Lan, "It's you, lucky kid, you got the chance to help grandma."

The players looked at Xiao Lan with expressions of sympathy or gloating.

Only Wang Teddy had a serious expression on his face. He had experienced Xiao Lan's cooking skills, and that experience could be called the darkest time in his life.He couldn't help but speak, trying to persuade "grandma" to give up this terrible idea: "That...grandma, do you want to think about it again..."

"Grandma" stared sharply, and her complexion sank, she turned her head to Wang Teddy: "Are you refuting grandma's opinion?"

Wang Teddy choked and shook his head desperately. He also thought that this "grandma"'s eyes were not very good, and he might not be able to see his movements clearly, so he added: "No, no..."

And the players here obviously don't know anything about what's about to happen.

Now he doesn't know whether to sympathize with "Grandma" or the players who are about to have Xiao Lan's special lunch.

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After the meal, Xiao Lan followed "Grandma" into the kitchen alone.

"Grandma" pointed to the shelf next to the vegetables and said to Xiao Lan: "Go and help grandma wash the vegetables first, good boy."

Xiao Lan said hello, picked up the vegetable washing basin and walked towards the shelf.When Xiao Lan turned around, he could feel the eyes of the "grandmother" following him, as if stuck behind his back.

The shelves are full of vegetables, which look so green that they almost blend together.

Xiao Lan stretched out his hand towards the vegetables, and he suddenly felt a strange feeling, as if there were many pairs of malicious eyes staring at him in the depths of the darkness, they were dormant, expecting Xiao Lan to reach out and pull him into the unknown.

Xiao Lan's movements paused, but only for a moment, he continued to stretch out his hand as if nothing had happened, and grabbed a juicy and plump vegetable in front of him.

At almost the same moment when Xiao Lan's hand grabbed the green vegetable, a cold and stiff hand stretched out from the darkness, that hand tightly grasped Xiao Lan's wrist, and pulled him forward forcefully.

It seems predictable that this person died in pain after being broken by a hard steel frame.

However, it didn't move.

The thing that started it seemed a little dazed, it froze for a moment, then increased its strength and pulled it again, but it still didn't move.

There was a little smile on Xiao Lan's lips, he dared to play tug-of-war with him, this unknown thing was still too young and too innocent.He made a backhand force, let go of Qingcai, grabbed the cold hand that was pulling him, and squeezed it hard.

With a slight "click" sound, he directly broke the hand off.

I don't know what kind of material that hand is made of. When it was broken, no blood flowed out, and the hand felt light and fluffy.Xiao Lan tried to take him out to have a look, but the thing dissipated the moment it touched the sunlight, and only a little bluish-white color could be seen, as if he could only live in darkness.

At this moment, the voice of "Grandma" sounded behind Xiao Lan: "What was that voice just now?"

Xiao Lan raised her eyebrows slightly, "Grandma" was standing several meters away from him, and the sound of the hand being broken was very slight, but "Grandma" could hear it clearly.

It seems that although her eyesight and sense of smell are not very good, her hearing is surprisingly sensitive.

Fortunately, when she and Wang Teddy complained about her behind her back, the distance was relatively far, and the voice was also very soft, but after that, I had to pay more attention, and I didn't know that "grandma" knew that her good children were disrespectful to her behind her back Will you be angry.

Facing "Grandma"'s question, Xiao Lan replied calmly: "Oh, I accidentally broke a piece of celery, I'm sorry, Grandma."

"Grandma" replied: "Oh."

It looks very perfunctory, and I don't know whether to believe it or not.

After Xiao Lan finished washing the dishes, "Grandma" arranged for him to cook.

Xiao Lan stood in front of the stove, holding the pan designated by "grandma" in her hand.There seemed to be a rattling sound from the top of the head, and then the soft but sticky spider silk fell towards the top of Xiao Lan's head.

Xiao Lan didn't even look up, just waved the frying pan to slap away the thing that was trying to be a monster on top of his head, and then started to cook according to the steps "grandmother" said.

However, it seemed like spider silk fell into the pan just now?

Forget it, it doesn't matter.

The face of the "grandmother" on the side is indeed getting darker and darker. This guy clearly cooks according to the steps she gave, but the final product looks very random, and it is even getting closer to being mushy. I don't know what is going on. Cooking talent.

Feeling that the atmosphere behind him was not right, Xiao Lan stopped what he was doing and raised his attention to be on guard.

Gooey rolled in the pan.

The next moment, a sharp knife flew towards Xiao Lan's back, and Xiao Lan turned her head away.

Then more and more flying knives were flying in the air, and the sound of "swish" piercing the air became one piece, and the flying knives also formed a continuous rain of knives, trying to engulf Xiao Lan.

"You—the—bad—kid—"

A sharp roar sounded in the kitchen, "Grandma" looked very angry, and the flying knife attacked Xiao Lan crazily.

Xiao Lan dodged with ease, and her nimble figure wandered around in the kitchen.

To be honest, after repeated combat training, this kind of attack, which looks mighty but is actually full of flaws, is as easy to dodge in his eyes as a fishing net full of holes.

In terms of lethality, the loud roar of "Grandma" at the moment made him more uncomfortable, and his ears hurt from the roar.

15 minute later.

The sharp blades all over the sky stopped, and the voice of "Grandma" returned to be loving: "My lovely child, do you know that you are wrong?"

Xiao Lan nodded along the way: "Understood, grandma."

It seems that the punishment time for "Grandma" is 15 minutes, as long as you survive, you will pass the test.

Afterwards, "Grandma" drove Xiao Lan out of the kitchen, and decided to prepare lunch by herself.

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When it was time for lunch, the players stared at the dishes on the table speechless.

In front of them, on the left is a scorched black unknown object that is not much different from a charcoal block. It seems to be edible.After being introduced by "grandmother", they knew that this was a loving dish made by her.

The players had tears in their eyes, it turns out that grandma, your cooking skills are like this, we will never dislike you for giving us green vegetables.

The one on the right is mushy with indistinguishable raw materials, and it seems to be equally suspicious in terms of edible status.

The players looked at Xiao Lan with grief and indignation—they were born from the same root, so why rush each other!

The author has something to say:

Xiao Lan: Blame me.

Luo: Mr.'s cooking skills are the best in the world.

Wang Teddy + all players: Will your conscience not hurt!