I Rely On Poverty To Sweep Through Survival Games

"Father" feels that the situation is a little bit bad now, and this group of lucky children seems to be a little different from the previous ones.It's like the difference between an average high school student and a shounen manga hero...

Unfortunately, it is too late to retreat now.

Before "father" could think of a solution, Xiao Lan had already rushed towards him brandishing a dagger.

The sharp knife slid by, and the sharp blade brought a gust of wind that made people tremble. "Father" quickly stretched out his claws to block it.

"Chong-"

After a sharp sound, he barely blocked the knife, but his sharp claws also left deep knife marks.

"Father" was startled, and at the same time felt a little distressed about his claws. His claws could dig through the stone slabs without injury. The guy's dagger was made of something, and why it was so hard.

And... Isn't this kid a bit too strong, like an angry bull, completely different from those weak, tender and juicy cuties?

Which of the two of us is the real non-human?

Before he could continue to think, Xiao Lan's attack had already come again, and the blades flashed in front of him one after another, forcing "Father" to keep retreating, with both hands out, reluctantly coping with the attack in front of him.

"Crack-"

The new knife fell, and the claw that had experienced several attacks finally broke off unbearably.

The next moment, the dagger in Xiao Lan's hand stabbed fiercely into "Dad"'s arm.

"[This is a poisonous dagger] inflicts damage on Dad, with additional toxicity: Sodium Chloride"

Xiao Lan: "..."

It turns out that this guy's name is Dad. It's such a casual name. It seems that the name of "Grandma" may really be Grandma. This is a desperate level of naming.

"Ow—"

Sodium chloride, that is, salt, entered "Dad"'s wound with the dagger, allowing him to experience the joy of sprinkling salt on the wound, and he couldn't help screaming immediately.

Taking advantage of the gap when he was too busy screaming and had no time to return to defense, Xiao Lan swung out another dagger.This time, the dagger slashed across the thick and short neck of "Father", but unfortunately the skin was too thick and the flesh was too much to cut through the bones.

“[This is a highly poisonous dagger] causes damage to Dad, with additional toxicity: 84 disinfectant high concentration”

"Oooooooo-"

"Father" screamed louder. In this silent night, there was an illusion of killing pigs before the New Year's Eve dinner.

Although the 84 disinfectant has the word disinfection, it is generally used on clothes, floors and other things, and cannot be used on human wounds, because this thing is corrosive and irritating to a certain extent, and it will cause a burning sensation.

Simply put, it is to let you experience the joy of putting fire on the wound.

Under the attack of double happiness, "Dad" felt that his soul had been sublimated.It seems that the "grandmother" who is far away in heaven is waving to him. Look how kindly she smiles. Her arms must be full of warmth and there is no pain.

His neck was bleeding. Although he didn't hurt his vitals, the bad boy didn't know what he had smeared on the dagger. It really hurt too much to be stabbed.

"Father" panted and looked at Xiao Lan: "Hey...you...you are...a vicious, bad boy!

Xiao Lan looked at him innocently: "It's really not my fault."

I can only blame you for your bad luck. This is the first time I have seen someone so miserable, and I have experienced continuous experience of sprinkling salt and setting fire to the wound.

Xiao Lan knew very well the principle of taking advantage of your illness to kill you, so she launched another attack on "Dad" while speaking. "Father" had already broken several nails and was extremely exhausted from dealing with it. After a few rounds, another knife pierced deeply into his body.

“[This is a highly poisonous dagger] deals damage to Dad, with additional toxicity: Amanita muscaria”

In an instant, "Father"'s originally fierce eyes blurred.

He looked at Xiao Lan, and then looked at the air around Xiao Lan: "A lot of people... a lot of people are beating me, you, you actually know the clone technique!"

The light of the saber that Xiao Lan swung was overwhelmingly white in his eyes at this moment, Xiao Lan alone was already terrifying, and the overwhelming Xiao Lan was a scene that would only appear in a nightmare, which made him feel terrified from the bottom of his heart.

"Come and save me!!!" "Dad" uttered a sharp cry, which made Xiao Lan's ears hurt, and the movements of his hands were also slowed down for a moment.

"Father" seized the gap and jumped out from under Xiao Lan's blade. He didn't care if his clothes were cut off. He puffed out his belly and shouted hoarsely: "Come on! Come and save Dad!!!"

Then, the big mouse spirits who had chased Xiao Lan and the three before also arrived, and attacked the three from different directions, as if the buffet had finally started.

At this moment, the bazooka that Wang Teddy had been preparing for a long time showed its power.

Unlike its domineering appearance, this thing is actually a bubble tube.A large number of bubbles spewed out from the muzzle and flew towards the incoming big mouse spirits.The mice wrapped in the bubble seemed to be trapped in it. Although it was a fragile bubble, they couldn't break it. Even with their strength, the bubble would roll on the ground.

The big mouse spirits were wrapped in bubbles on the ground, rolling into a ball on the ground, and they could be heard screaming in a daze from time to time.

It looked ridiculous.

While Wang Teddy was waiting for the bazooka to cool down, a guy who looked darker and thinner than the previous big mouse sprang out from the corner. His speed was extremely fast, and he accurately bypassed the flying bubbles in the air. Out of the blockade.

The sharp claws ruthlessly grabbed at the back of Xiao Lan who was attacking with all his strength. Xiao Lan's moves were already worn out, and it was too late to change her posture instantly and return to defense.

A smug smile flashed on the face of the thin and black big mouse spirit, as if he could foresee the sweet taste of blood gushing out.

The black sharp blade cut across silently.

The next moment, the smile on Heishou's face turned into astonishment. How did it see the ceiling?The ceiling is obviously...so high...

The headless corpse still maintained its forward posture, and it took two steps before it crashed down.

"You...killed the npc..." Wang Teddy spoke with panic.

Players all know that after killing an npc, the corpse of the npc will automatically find the player to replace itself, and the first person to be found is the person who killed it.

Sure enough, the body of the black and thin big rat spirit slowly turned into a puddle of viscous liquid like jelly, and it quickly came towards Luo.

And Luo just stretched out his hand in a calm manner, and a black shadow that ordinary players couldn't see spread out, covering the viscous liquid, and then absorbed the very ominous liquid like a sponge absorbing water do.

After a while, there were no traces left on the ground.

An elegant smile hung on Luo's lips: "This level is not worthy of coming to trouble me."

Wang Teddy, who could only see the corpse turning into a liquid trying to swallow Fero, and then disappearing out of thin air, was full of eyes: Fuck, this is the boss's dimensionality reduction blow.

The image of Luo in his heart became more and more unfathomable. What kind of skill is this person...so amazing.

Thinking of himself who can only rely on props, Wang Teddy felt sad.

On the other side, "Dad", who was beaten so violently by Xiao Lan that he was almost out of shape, had completely lost his fighting power.

The toxicity of Amanita muscaria exploded completely, causing him to fall into endless hallucinations. He curled up on the ground like a real mouse with a bruised nose, but his belly still couldn't shrink.

He muttered in his mouth: "Many people... beat me... eat Guoguo... don't talk... Wowotou... hehe... grandma's live broadcast..."

It seems that the world of hallucinations is very rich.

Xiao Lan looked around and saw that the current danger had been eliminated, so she put away 【This is a poisonous dagger】.

Wang Teddy also put away his bubble bazooka, and felt a little pity for "Father" when he saw the miserable situation: "I feel a little sympathetic to this guy."

Xiao Lan looked at it for a while: "If you give it a match, doesn't it look like a little match girl?"

Luo: "...what happened in your childhood?"

Thanks to the children's painting tutorial, he still has some understanding of human fairy tales, which definitely does not include the picture of the hot eyes in front of him.

Wang Teddy said blankly: "You are an insult to childhood, which little girl has a bald head and a big belly!"

Seeing that no one supported her, Xiao Lan scratched her head and changed the subject: "Then... let's leave first."

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The three of them continued to walk towards the gate, perhaps because they solved the reason for a large number of chasing soldiers, the process seemed much quieter.

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to the foyer.

A burst of bloody smell filled the air, Xiao Lan looked in the direction of the bloody smell.

It's Hu Yue.

More precisely, his body.

Hu Yue's waist was pulled into the gap of the cabinet. The gap was so small and narrow that it was obvious that normal human beings couldn't get in, so there was a lot of blood all around, and there were strong signs of struggle.

Apparently, he also tried very hard to survive before he died.

Hu Yue's eyes were wide open, and her immature face was full of disbelief, as if she had seen something completely unexpected to him.One of his hands was stretched out vigorously, and there was still a little piece of fabric in his hand, as if he had pulled someone to call for help.

"That's Gu Jiangke's clothes." Luo's super memory made him recognize the source of the fabric fragments in an instant.

It seems that Hu Yue desperately wanted to hug the golden thigh, but abandoned him at the last moment.

The unbelievable expression on his face probably also came from this.

Xiao Lan didn't speak, Wang Teddy pulled the blanket from the sofa next to him and handed it to him.Xiao Lan threw the blanket far away towards Hu Yue's body.The blanket covered the corpse, and also buried Hu Yue's expression. No matter what festivals they had before, at this moment they were just poor worms caught by the descending world and forced to struggle between life and death.

Covering the dead body for the other party is the last bit of sympathy for each other.

Maybe Hu Yue didn't expect that the one who pushed him into the abyss of death was the support he had found so hard, and the one who helped him clean up the corpse in the end was someone he couldn't get used to when he was alive.

The impermanence of life is probably like this.

"Go on." Xiao Lan didn't look at Hu Yue's corpse covered in blankets, "The door is in front."

Standing in front of the door, the wooden door stood quietly, without any danger at all.

Xiao Lan signaled Luo to take Wang Teddy back, and stepped forward vigilantly to put the key into the lock.

The moment the key touched the door lock, a big hand slapped Xiao Lan fiercely from top to bottom, and Xiao Lan rolled on the spot to avoid the attack.

The ground instantly shattered. If the person standing there just now was a person, it would probably have turned into mud by now.

He turned his head to look in the direction of the attack, and saw a huge arm protruding from the window by the door, and the slap just now was caused by the palm.

Withdrawing her arm from the window, Xiao Lan saw the face of "Grandma" through the broken window.

Her face has become unbelievably large, and she is holding the entire wooden house in her arms like a giant. It is conceivable that if someone wants to leave the house by climbing the window, she will directly attack her.

"Grandma" rubbed her hands casually, and the hard wood was shredded by her like it was made of paper. She looked into the room and showed a sinister smile.

This size, this combat power, obviously does not require the player to confront her head-on.

Xiao Lan thought that the "key" was specifically mentioned in the reminder.

I'm afraid that the only thing that can lead to the outside world in the whole house is the door opened by the key. After going out from other places wisely, I will probably just wander in this world.

With "Grandma" watching covetously, and touching the door with her hands from time to time, it was difficult for Xiao Lan to open the door.

He took a few steps back and motioned Teddy Wang to take out his small board.

Xiao Lan: Do you have invisibility props?

Wang Teddy nodded.

Xiao Lan turned the board to Luo: Can I temporarily divert her attention?Five seconds will do.

Luo nodded slightly, then retreated into the darkness behind him.

Xiao Lan and Wang Teddy also pretended to retreat, and in the blind spot of "Grandma", Xiao Lan used the invisibility prop [You Can't See Me], and then stood quietly on the spot, waiting for Luo's action.

"Grandma", who had poor eyesight, didn't notice anything unusual, and she was still eagerly waiting for the next person to appear.

After a while, the sound of a window being broken suddenly came from the other side of the corridor.

"Grandma" frowned, these stupid children, why do they always try to run through the window?She reached out and patted the window that made the sound.

At this time, Xiao Lan quickly rushed forward and opened the door with the key.

There is no way they came from behind the door, there is only endless darkness, but it just shows that this is the real way to pass the level.

After opening the door, he stood by the door and waited for Wang Teddy's signal.

The next second, a small red ball appeared on the ground, which was the secret signal they had agreed upon for Wang Teddy to go out.

"Luo." Xiao Lan called out in a low voice, and then a black figure appeared behind him, and he grabbed Luo's hand and quickly stepped into the door.

"Bad boy who sneaked away!!!"

An angry roar from "Grandma" was faintly heard behind her.

The system prompt for customs clearance sounds:

"Ding-dong-"

"Congratulations to player Xiao Lan for clearing the game 'Grandma's Bedtime Stories'"

"Get [grandma's random gift box], do you want to open it (yes/no)"

In the dark, Xiao Lan looked at the box that she couldn't understand at the bedside before. It turned out that this thing was really a gift. It seems that "Grandma" is still very generous as a boss.

He chose to open it.

【Name: This is a brick】

[Ability: None]

[Explanation: Hey!Grandson, is this the brick you dropped? 】

Xiao Lan: "..."

He decided to take back what he just said.

The author has something to say:

Grandma: It is impossible to be generous, even in this life.