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At 06:30 in the evening, Zhou Siyi and Zhuang Mengqi sat in a very romantic restaurant and ordered food.

Zhuang Mengqi said: "This restaurant has good dishes, let's see if there is anything you want to eat."

Zhou Siyi took the menu, his heart shuddered, and he remembered Xiao Xu's admonition: First of all, when ordering, don't order by yourself, let the other party order.One is to observe his preferences, and the other is to see if he knows your preferences, that is, whether he pays enough attention to you.Furthermore, the phrase "listen to you" can greatly satisfy a man's self-esteem.

Zhou Siyi returned the menu to him with a smile and said, "Listen to you."

Zhuang Mengqi paused for a few seconds, then took it and began to look at the menu, the corners of his mouth raised imperceptibly.

It worked, Zhou Siyi thought to himself, he really likes this sentence.

"One serving of steamed mandarin fish, deep-fried shrimp, escargot stuffed with meat, and pickled fresh." Zhuang Mengqi casually reported the names of several dishes, all of which Zhou Siyi liked to eat.

Yes, perfect score.

Zhou Siyi said: "Don't you like sweets, don't you order something sweet and sour?"

Zhuang Mengqi gave the menu to the waiter, "I want to change the taste today, eat something you like, drink?"

Hearing sensitive words, the alarm bell in Zhou Siyi's heart rang again.Xiaoxu: Drinking, the key word in the relationship between the sexes or the same sex, when you are not intimate enough, you must pretend that you don't know how to drink, because drinking ≈ mess. Sex.

Zhou Siyi blurted out: "I don't know how to drink, let's forget it."

"Huh?" Zhuang Mengqi raised her eyebrows suspiciously.

Ohshit, he just remembered that he had never drank in front of him before, why didn't he know how to drink!

Zhou Siyi concealed his embarrassment: "I haven't been able to drink much these two days. If you want to drink, you can find a substitute driver later."

"It's okay, I don't really want to drink." Zhuang Mengqi said, "Are you busy tonight? Do you want to go for a walk after dinner, or watch a movie?"

Dingling, the third sensitive word appears, watch a movie.

Xiaoxu said that watching movies is also a learning. For the first date, you must not watch the kind of attractive plot, otherwise you will really just "watch movies"; don't choose funny movies, or you will be caught by the next door. The laughter was loud.

It is best to choose a boring literary film, so that you can justifiably fall in love in the name of "watching a movie".

Zhou Siyi pretended to casually pick up the phone and said, "Okay, let me see what movies are available recently."

Detective films, no, the plot is too tight, he will definitely get stuck watching it.

Comedy romance, no, what if he laughs so much that he throws popcorn all over Meng Qi.

Forget about ghost movies, emmmm, he, who dare not even go to a haunted house, will tear Zhuang Mengqi's clothes nine times out of ten.

Kung Fu movies, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

...But forget it, he probably could have forgotten Zhuang Mengqi just by looking at it.

There is one cartoon left. If you choose this movie, people will think that he has mental problems, Japan.

Zhou Siyi put down his phone with a sullen face and said, "There's nothing to see, why don't you just stroll around."

"Okay, let's see next time." When the food was served, Zhuang Mengqi picked up the chopsticks to pick up the food for him.

"Baby, do you have any movies you like? Next time I see a show, I'll buy tickets in advance." Zhou Siyi just ate two mouthfuls when he heard him say that, and couldn't help feeling warm in his heart.

He thought for a while and said, "I watch all kinds of movies except ghost movies and cartoons. I like the ones with a lot of action, and I also like the suspenseful ones. How about you?"

Zhuang Mengqi laughed: "I'm about the same as you. Have you read "Manslaughter" a while ago? It's pretty good."

"Looked at it, the leading actor's acting skills and the camera are also great, so did dad kill that guy in the end?" Zhou Siyi had just had his second brush not long ago, and he immediately became interested.

"It's said so on the Internet, but it doesn't rule out the possibility that he was suffocated after being buried by his mother." Zhuang Mengqi said.

Zhou Siyi had a sudden thought: "If you encounter such a case, how would you handle it?"

"If the murderer is really him, it is an intentional homicide, but it can be reduced or exempted, and the punishment can be lightened or mitigated. According to Article 67 of the Criminal Law, only minor crimes can be exempted from punishment. So no matter how the people plead , he should only be able to reduce the penalty instead of exempting him from punishment," Zhuang Mengqi said.

Zhou Siyi exclaimed, "Wow, you can even remember the law so clearly."

Zhuang Mengqi smiled and said, "You do this, you also remember it."

Zhou Siyi thought this kind of thing he didn't know was very interesting, so he pestered Zhuang Mengqi for a long time and kept talking until they finished eating.

Zhuang Mengqi pinched the tip of his nose and said, "I like my job so much, why don't you come and be my secretary?"

"Is it okay? I just think our director is annoying." Zhou Siyi said with a smile.

Zhuang Mengqi lowered his voice and said, "Yes, yes, but have you heard a word?"

"What are you talking about?" Seeing his mysterious expression, Zhou Siyi leaned over to listen.

"Secretary if you have something to do, secretary if you have nothing to do. Secretary." Zhuang Mengqi said clearly in the same tone that he used to analyze the case just now.

Zhou Siyi said "Fuck me" instantly in his heart. He had never seen such a savagely dressed person, who was still talking seriously one second, and stopped being human the next second.

However, he likes it so much! !Cover your face.

After chatting, poor Xiao Xu was once again forgotten.

Zhuang Mengqi turned on the phone, looked at it, and said, "Isn't there a detective movie today, why don't you watch it?"

Zhou Siyi walked beside him, looked with his head, but didn't speak.

Zhuang Mengqi glanced at him, then suddenly smiled and said, "Want to see it? If you want to see it, I'll buy a ticket."

"Would it be annoying for you to watch these things every day, even when watching movies?" Zhou Siyi asked hesitantly.

"I wouldn't do it at first, especially when I'm with you." Zhuang Mengqi rubbed his head and said.

Zhou Siyi chuckled, "Then watch this."

Xiaoxu's secret book is completely scrapped, don't talk too much about his work, don't chat with him all the time, and put on a gesture of distance.

After the whole movie, Zhou Siyi kept discussing the details with Zhuang Mengqi in an angry voice. The two of them were really "watching a movie", and they didn't even hold hands.

Zhou Siyi found that he really liked his work more and more, and even wanted to see how he defended his rights and interests in court. He was so charming when he said these things in the audience. One vote to observe.

After coming out of the theater, he asked Zhuang Mengqi to talk about his college days without hesitation.

Zhuang Mengqi put his hand in his pocket, with a doting smile on his lips, and narrated everything to him in detail.

"The Debating Association? Did you also participate in that?" Zhou Siyi asked curiously.

Zhuang Mengqi nodded: "I'm the president. When I first came in as a freshman, watching them debate was like arguing, but you can't use dirty words."

"Hahahaha, it's okay to quarrel." Zhou Siyi laughed loudly, "Is it like Qipa said?"

"Be more professional than that. You use a lot of terminology. To refute others, you need to be well-founded and well-organized." Zhuang Mengqi said.

Zhou Siyi said: "I see that you are usually quite aloof. I didn't expect you to be so eloquent. The way you talked eloquently just now, I'm going to be overwhelmed, let alone your juniors."

"Am I cold?" Zhuang Mengqi turned his head and asked.

Zhou Siyi thought for a while and said, "It seems to be okay for me, and it's okay for your mother, but it looks like this to outsiders. When you watch your live broadcast, do you say more than ten sentences in an hour?"

Zhuang Mengqi laughed, "Then I will say a few more words later."

"No, don't say too much." Zhou Siyi said fiercely, "There are already enough flowers and plants around you, such as little orchids and little snowflakes. When you were in college, did there be schoolgirls chasing you?"

He suddenly remembered that he used to look at Jun Yelan's space and saw him drying the chocolates given by girls.

When Zhou Siyi thought of this, he exploded in an instant, stopped on the spot and said, "Who gave you that white chocolate on Valentine's Day four years ago?"

Zhuang Mengqi was taken aback for a moment, and then recalled carefully: "Four years ago, white chocolate...was the box my cousin sent back from abroad?"

Zhou Siyi looked up at him and said, "Really, why didn't you say it was from your cousin when you posted the photo?"

"Why did you say that she gave it to you?" Zhuang Mengqi's eyes gradually turned into a smile, "I didn't have a boyfriend or girlfriend at the time, and I didn't know that you were peeping into my space, let alone that you had a crush on me."

Zhou Siyi's face became hot when he heard the last sentence, and he said, "I'm not in love with you secretly! You're overthinking. I'm just bored, just looking around."

"Just look through it, and you can remember it for four years. My baby has a really good memory." Zhuang Mengqi said with a light smile, wrapping his arms around his waist.

"You, you can shut up." Zhou Siyi broke his hand away and walked forward by himself.

Zhuang Mengqi grabbed him in two steps, took his hand again and said, "Honey, were you jealous just now?"

"I'm not jealous, you're sick." Zhou Siyi really didn't want to talk to him.

The two of them walked all the way, which attracted many passers-by's giggles. Zhou Siyi saw a pet shop in front of him and said on a whim, "I want to go in and have a look."

Zhuang Mengqi looked up and said, "Do you want to raise a cat?"

"Ah, I almost forgot, is Aunt Kang allergic to cat hair? Forget it." Zhou Siyi said.

Zhuang Mengqi pulled him over and said, "It's okay, you don't live with my mother, let's see."

As soon as he entered the door, there was a faint smell of pet fur. Zhou Siyi looked around, and the clerk came over and asked, "What pet do you two want to buy?"

Zhou Siyi said: "Just take a look, is there any cat you can recommend?"

The clerk pointed to the cage next to it and said, "You can take a look here. There are puppets and English shorts. There are many kinds."

Zhou Siyi leaned over, just in time to see a half-sized puppet looking up, with round eyes, pink nose, and a hint of black on its two small ears.

The words "angel on earth" came to his mind. This appearance is too cute!

The clerk smiled and said, "This puppet is really destined for you. You can't bear to look away when you see her looking at you all the time."

"Meow—" the little puppet let out a childish cry, trying to reach Zhou Siyi with its paws through the cage.

Zhou Siyi was completely defeated, he couldn't help but put a finger in and stroked its head.

The puppet raised its head and licked his fingers with its tongue.

"Let me take it out and show you." The clerk was very kind, and immediately opened the cage and took the cat out.

Zhou Siyi held it in his arms, and it was soft and small, meowing so sweetly that his heart melted.

This is what a macho should have!buy it!

He was about to ask the price when he suddenly saw a bit of cat hair sticking to his body.

Seeing him looking at the clothes, the clerk said, "Puppets tend to shed hair easily. You can buy something that sticks to the clothes and roll them on the clothes often."

Zhuang Mengqi looked at him from the side, but did not come over, and said with a slight smile, "Do you like it? Buy it if you like it."

Zhou Siyi thought for a while, and put the cat back in the cage. The puppet seemed very reluctant to part with him, and kept barking.

"Forget it, no one at home will take care of it." Zhou Siyi found an excuse and dragged him out after cleaning the cat's fur.

"Auntie can take care of it if you go to work." Zhuang Mengqi grabbed him and said.

Zhou Siyi didn't want to make him feel guilty, so he covered his stomach and said, "I'm so thirsty, let's go drink something, there seems to be Jialele tea nearby."

After speaking, he pulled him out, Zhuang Mengqi said: "My car is here, Lele Tea has to wait for a long time, you go to the car and wait for me."

Zhou Siyi nodded, took his car keys and went to the car.

He waited boredly for a long time, but did not see Zhuang Mengqi coming back. It was probably crowded at night.

The phone screen lit up, and someone sent a message.

Zhou Siyi picked it up and saw that it was Ge Tian.

Ge Tian: [Xiao Yi, do me a favor? 】

Zhou Siyi: [What? 】

Ge Tian: [I heard that Nian Lanting will go back to China next month and want to hang out with you? 】

Zhou Siyi: [... Who did you listen to. 】

Ge Tian: [She herself, she just showed off to me for a long time, why not, I'll come back too, let's go together? 】

Zhou Siyi saw the news and suddenly realized.

[Damn, don't you, do you like her? 】

After a while, Ge Tian replied: [Brother has been single for a long time, it's not like you don't know, last time you chatted with the girl Meng Qi recommended and broke up, help me get a line? 】

Zhou Siyi thought for a while, then typed: [I think she doesn't like seeing you very much...]

Ge Tian: [Didn't you wait to see Meng Qi at the beginning? As long as you have the heart, there is no marriage that cannot be made up. 】

Zhou Siyi was amused by his words, and replied: [But my Mr. Zhuang doesn't seem to want to play with her, let's talk about it later. 】

After a few seconds, Ge Tian came over with an angry expression.

[Can you stop throwing dog food without saying a word?Can't you just talk, don't provoke me! [crying]]

Zhou Siyi smirked a few times, remembered something, exited the chat interface, and changed Zhuang Mengqi's note to "Mr. Zhuang".

After a while, it was changed to "Mr. Xiaozhuang", which seems to be more intimate.

After a while, it was still changed to "My Mr. Zhuang", um, perfect to swear sovereignty, come back later, let him change his nickname too.

Zhou Siyi became strange, almost an hour had passed, why hasn't he come back yet?

He looked out of the car, and there was no sign of Zhuang Mengqi among the crowd coming and going.

The author has something to say: Mr. Zhuang looks like a dog when he works, and he looks like a dog after work.

Double wait for me!