roommate is big chirp girl

13

At the end of the shooting of the first scene, everyone in the studio was already hungry. After roughly packing up their tools, a group of people set off towards the barbecue shop in a mighty manner.

I was full of wine and food, and someone said casually: "Hey, why hasn't Shihua asked me for dinner recently? Could it be that I have lit up my cooking skills?"

Shi Hua Chu Dongyang smiled and said: "Yes, do you want me to show you a hand."

Lao Wang suddenly showed a horrible expression, and said unceremoniously: "Come on, if the food he cooks is edible, I will write my name upside down."

The head of the room was so happy that he almost spat out the mince: "Hahaha, I will never forget that pot of tomato and egg soup he cooked."

It is said to be tomato and egg soup, but it is really tomato and egg soup. Two fist-sized tomatoes were not even peeled, and they were put into the pot together with the eggs that still had their shells.

That miserable appearance... It was enough for half a month that the friends in the studio did not dare to eat red and yellow things.

After being ridiculed ruthlessly, Chu Dongyang lost his face a little, stood up with the cup in his hand, and fled: "I'll go get a glass of orange juice."

The beverage area is near the checkout counter at the gate. Chu Dongyang just stood still, and before he could press the water button in time, there was an extra customer who came to check out.

"Dongyang?" The visitor's voice was full of surprise.

Chu Dongyang turned his head away when he heard the sound, his eyes changed from blank to a half-smile, and said lightly: "It's you."

"I didn't expect to meet you here." The visitor looked at the hall, "Did you come out for dinner with your colleagues?"

Chu Dongyang hooked the corners of his mouth, but the smile didn't even reach his eyes: "I just finished work."

The visitor didn't seem to notice his lack of interest, and was still extremely enthusiastic, smiling so hard that he couldn't see his eyes: "When will you come to my place to shoot again?"

Chu Dongyang's tone was flat: "Look at the work arrangement."

"Last time, I heard from your office manager that you recently promoted a few business cooperations, and you still have plenty of time. I wonder if I can ask you to have a drink together?" There was only one fist away from him, and the words he uttered gradually became ambiguous, "I have been missing you a lot these days."

Chu Dongyang's smile did not change, his eyes were as sharp as a knife, and there was a cold light: "Boss He, a man is still a man wearing women's clothing. You don't understand this truth until now, do you?"

The smile on Boss He's mouth froze, like a sculpture that had frozen before it was finished.

"I think I need to explain to you personally that although I like to wear women's clothes, it doesn't mean that I want to satisfy your disgusting tastes. Also, I am 1, and I prefer to be.fucked. other people."

Boss He was furious when he heard the words, and he didn't care about being heard, so he yelled directly: "I think you think highly of you. If it weren't for your face, do you think a man would think highly of you? Don't be ashamed..."

His scolding sound disappeared in the ringtone of Chu Dongyang's cell phone.

Chu Dongyang glanced at the caller ID, and there was a real smile in his eyes.

"I'm sorry." Despite cursing, his voice was even full of laughter, "To me, you are really not a man."

He slid the call button and connected: "Daughter-in-law, what's wrong? Miss me?"

Fang Han on the other end of the phone: "..."

What are you shouting for? !

14

In an instant, Fang Han felt as if ten thousand muddy horses were galloping past.

Fang Han moved the phone away and confirmed it two or three times. No matter how many times he blinked, the contact person in the call was still Dongyang brother.

So... Wasn't it an illusion just now?

Fang Han recalled what Chu Dongyang said just now, and his whole body trembled with fright: "Brother Dong, Dongyang, did you note the wrong name? I am Fang Han." It's not your wife!

Chu Dongyang continued on his own, "Dishwasher? Okay, I know, I'll buy it later. Daughter-in-law, don't worry."

Fang Han: ...Okay, I didn't note the wrong name.

From that point of view, either Chu Dongyang was addicted to drama and made fun of him.

Or, there are people around who he doesn't want to talk to, and he urgently needs this call to get rid of that person, which is likely to be his suitor.

Fang Han's eyeballs rolled, and suddenly he had an evil thought, cleared his throat, and called out delicately: "My husband, you are the best~"

There was no pressure in the fake female voice. After Fang Han finished shouting, he covered his mouth tightly, laughing so hard that his whole body was almost breathless.

The microphone fell into silence, so quiet that even the sound of breathing could be heard very clearly.

After a while, Chu Dongyang sighed softly: "Sister Han, don't make trouble."

Hearing the familiar address, Fang Han's smile almost bent to the ear, and then restrained a little.

Because the circle name is called inverse function, fans always like to call him "Hanmei" every time he sings a female voice, and as time goes by, he gradually gets used to it.

But this was the first time, in real life, Fang Han froze for a few seconds when he heard someone call him that.

"Sorry, just now..." Chu Dongyang explained after considering his words.

Fang Han came back to his senses and interrupted him indifferently: "It's okay, I'm just a brick, you can move it wherever you need, you're welcome!"

Chu Dongyang: "..." This sentence doesn't seem to be used in this way, does it?

"It's just helping a buddy to block a rotten peach blossom, and it's not like going up the mountain of swords or down into the sea of ​​fire. When you need me, just say, I'm obliged to stick a knife in for the sake of both sides, even if I put it into a knife box!"

After Fang Han said this, he felt as if he suddenly became tall, almost three meters eight!

Hearing his energetic declaration, Chu Dongyang couldn't hold back, and laughed shortly: "When you become a knife box, I'll buy you at a good price."

"Wow! Brother Dongyang, you are not kind!"

Fang Han's hair exploded immediately, his mouth seemed to be equipped with a machine.off.gun, chugs endlessly.

With his pockets in his pockets, Chu Dongyang looked out of the window of the barbecue restaurant. The streets were crowded with people and the traffic was like flowing water. The scenery was the same as before.

But he felt comfortable for no reason, as if he had let go of all the pressure and vigilance, those unsavory gossips gradually faded away, and Fang Han's stand-up comics occupied his ears. Although Chu Dongyang occasionally responded, he Still speaking eloquently.

This feeling is not bad.

he thinks.

No, it's addictive.

15

For the next few days, it was rainy.

One day, Fang Han came home from get off work and just opened the door when he was stunned by the huge bunch of roses on the dining table.

"Brother Dongyang." Fang Han closed the door, his eyes were dazed, obviously he hadn't come back, and he murmured, "Is today a holiday?"

After living for more than 20 years, he only found out in the past few days that besides February [-]th, Valentine's Day also includes White Valentine's Day, Black Valentine's Day, Western Valentine's Day, and Chinese Valentine's Day.I really don't know how those young couples can spend such a festival, and Valentine's Day is not a holiday.

In contrast, the birthday of the motherland is better, the statutory holiday is seven days, and you can stay at home as you want.

So, there is a reason why Fang Han has been single for more than [-] years ╮(︶﹏︶)╭

In the room, Chu Dongyang was rummaging through boxes and cabinets, looking for a vase for flower arrangement, but the kitchen was full of pots and pans, and there were really no extra utensils for use.

Hearing Fang Han's voice, he poked his head out of the kitchen and explained: "No, it was a gift from a fan when I attended the comic exhibition during the day."

"Wow! Brother Dongyang, are you singing too?" When Fang Han heard the word Manzhan, he subconsciously thought of singing or singers.

Chu Dongyang's back froze, his mind was running quickly, and after analyzing the pros and cons, he smiled: "No, I occasionally cosplay with some favorite characters, just for fun. As for singing, let alone the five notes, I can sing in one note." Incomplete." He also made a black joke.

Fang Han usually sees Chu Dongyang going out early and coming back late, thinking that he is also an office worker from five to nine. Unexpectedly, the real person does not show his face, and he is actually a coser in Two-dimensional!

"Brother Dongyang, do you have a cosplay photo? I want to see it!"

After living together for more than ten days, the relationship between the two has already developed rapidly. They get along in private, and the atmosphere is harmonious, so harmonious that it cannot be more harmonious.Generally, Fang Han's request will be unconditionally supported by Chu Dongyang.

For example, Fang Han used the excuse of being timid last night to force Chu Dongyang to come over to his room to watch a horror movie together.

"There are a few saved pictures on the tablet, I'll go into the room and look for them." Sure enough, Chu Dongyang agreed without saying a word.

Fang Han didn't care about cooking, threw away the bag, and said excitedly: "Then I'll help you put the flowers up!"

He had a glass in his room that was barely usable.

When Fang Han finished arranging the flowers, Chu Dongyang also took out the tablet and raised his eyebrows at him: "Hey, just look at it as you like."

Fang Han dropped the words, took it, and just sat down on the sofa, he started muttering.

"Wow! Black Butler! Sebastian-chan! The picture of biting gloves is too evil, do you have it?"

"There's still Abe Seimei! Damn, I've been playing for a few months, and I'm still a non-chief!"

"This one...is this cos Dongfang Bubai? The aura of Yujie rushing towards my face! The attack made my feet go soft!"

The more Fang Han watched, the more excited he became, and he never stopped opening his mouth. The quiet living room was full of his screams.

Sitting next to Fang Han, Chu Dongyang had mixed feelings in his heart. He often saw such comments on the Internet, but it was the first time that he was so nympho face to face.

Fang Han slid his finger, and a large-scale photo was unexpectedly exposed in front of the two of them.In the photo, Chu Dongyang's hair is disheveled, his whole body is only wrapped in red silk, and his perfect figure is half hidden, making people nosebleed.

Fang Han: ...

Chu Dongyang: ...

"Ahhhhh this photo is so beautiful!!! Brother Dongyang, copy a copy for me!!! I want it to be my desktop wallpaper!!!"