Above my head is the scene of Qingqing grassland

The entire food stall fell silent, and everyone quietly looked at the center of the incident: Gu Chenhao, the five big men, and Lin Yuebai, an innocent seafood eater next to Gu Chenhao.

Lin Yuebai was very desperate in her heart, but Gu Chenhao was still saying that he couldn't even speak clearly: "A bunch of idiots, idiots, idiots!"

Among the five big men, the one who seemed to be the leader approached Gu Chenhao, and he stretched out his hand to break off his fingers, and the veins on his arm covered with tattoos popped up: "Boy, what do you say again?" Once?!"

Gu Chenhao put one hand on his hips and pointed at the big man's head with the other: "Hey hey hey hey hey, you just said it again! You think I'm stupid! If I, if I say it again, you're going to hit me!"

In the chaos, Lin Yuebai unexpectedly felt a little funny.

The big man was also stunned: "You think we won't beat you if you don't tell me, don't you?"

Gu Chenhao's face was full of pride: "You think my brain is as stupid as yours, how could I think the same as you!"

Gu Chen Hao roared out these words.

According to Lin Yuebai's visual estimation, the entire food stall heard it, because the blue veins on the foreheads of the other four big men on the opposite side all burst out.

The big man standing in front of Gu Chenhao punched Gu Chenhao in the face angrily, but to Lin Yuebai's surprise, Gu Chenhao lightly turned to the left to avoid his attack, And kicked him hard on the waist.

The big man rolled a few times on the ground and fell headlong into the spicy fish pot they had just ordered.

Lin Yuebai felt that the spicy fish pot should still be boiling hot, otherwise this big man should have maintained his appearance as a mafia boss, standing up very calmly and rubbing off the peppers on his head, instead of jumping up and fighting with him like he is now. Gu Chen Hao tried his best.

Looking at the big men who were looking fiercely at Gu Chenhao rushing towards him, Lin Yuebai walked to the cashier very calmly, and then, under the surprised eyes of the proprietress' daughter, hung a waiter's sign around her neck.

It's time to keep a certain distance with Gu Chenhao.

Thinking like this, Lin Yuebai smiled and showed two small canine teeth, and then looked at the proprietress' daughter: "I don't know him."

At this time, the trembling real waiter who was originally hiding under the cashier replied instead of the proprietress's daughter: "You two came in together, don't try to run away! The compensation should not be less!"

Lin Yuebai looked around in grief at the shattered glass of the food stall, and the seafood trampled on the ground under the feet of Gu Chenhao and the angry men, and quickly calculated a terrible astronomical figure in her heart.

What crime did I do in my previous life to allow me to meet such a bereaved star in this life!

Gu Chenhao fought vigorously with these five big men, and the glass on the window of the food stall was also shattered.

The talkative waiter muttered again: "Amazing! This is toughened glass, 600 square meters, and the glass here is worth [-]!"

Lin Yuebai cried in pain: "I really don't know him well, I'm just a poor student! You wait until he wakes up before asking him for money!"

"We are all poor people, how dare we provoke people like them!" It wasn't until the food stall owner spoke that Lin Yuebai realized that there was a fat middle-aged man hiding beside the computer host at the cash register.

Lin Yuebai couldn't help but smile: "I didn't let you ask those big men for money, they are also victims, when that guy Gu Chenhao wakes up, you can ask him for money."

The boss supported his chubby belly and said, "We didn't ask those people for money, and we're not blind. It was obviously your dubious friend who started the trouble. I've been running food stalls here for so many years. Now, you can tell at a glance that your friend is not a good thing!"

Lin Yuebai was just wondering, how could Gu Chenhao be regarded as the number one person in the school who is handsome and handsome, why did he suddenly become smug?

Turning his gaze back to the battle situation, good guy, although Gu Chenhao was beaten with a bruised nose and face, he still had the upper hand and was fighting vigorously against those few people.

And at this moment, Gu Chenhao is really like the boss said, he looks like a sleazy ruffian.

Here's a cursory look.

But if you look and listen carefully, you can actually find that Gu Chenhao is holding a king crab in his arms at this time.

Gu Chenhao yelled "girlfriend" to the King Crab, his eyebrows were beaming, and those big men who were beaten to the ground by him also had goose bumps all over the ground when he yelled.

Seeing Gu Chenhao's dickish appearance, Lin Yuebai almost laughed.

The boss with poor eyesight obviously didn't see this scene clearly, he was very angry: "These five people are also regular customers who come to my place to eat, and they ate well and got beaten for no reason. Who will return next time?" come here!"

Speaking of which, the boss pointed at Gu Chenhao angrily and said to Lin Yuebai: "This kind of handsome boy is not a good thing! Staying with this kind of mean-spirited little bastard, it seems that you are nothing nice one!"

Lin Yuebai: "I... really don't know him well!"

Boss: "Don't talk nonsense, the money that should be paid can't be less! I also have some connections here, so what if I can't take that kid, I am still a little sure about dealing with you poor student! If you don't give me money, I will pay you tomorrow!" Just make you notorious in your school!"

Without the need for the boss to do it himself, Lin Yuebai, who stayed with the enthusiastic Gu Chenhao, quickly became famous in school for being "stinky".

Not even tomorrow, not even an afternoon.Less than an hour after the police uncle arrived, Lin Yuebai and Gu Chenhao were tied together and made the headlines of the campus forum.

But after Gu Chenhao's rich second generation identity was stolen, everything was not that simple.

They even went directly to Weibo hot searches.

A new trending search titled #x市历史富二代带着男人在帝都食品打打五亲好的公民# directly hit the headlines, and even beat #胡斯奇迷萨波耶吃穷公展#.

As for why Lin Yuebai was out of the closet for no reason?

Wasn't it because of that idiot Gu Chenhao, when the police car arrived, and at the moment when the media were taking pictures, he threw away the king crab in his arms and rushed forward to kiss Lin Yuebai's cheek.After the kiss, he yelled frantically: "I like you, let me be your boyfriend!"

Lin Yuebai was speechless.

And Gu Chenhao's crazy behavior directly caused Lin Yuebai, who was in the police station to accompany the drunk and unconscious Gu Chenhao to record his statement, felt ashamed the moment he saw the headlines on Weibo.

He even thought of his mother's favorite social news headline: college students come out, how should we treat homosexuality correctly?

If these paper media have a conscience, I hope they can put some good-looking photos of me, preferably not my ID card photos.

Lin Yuebai thought about it happily.

By the time Lin Yuebai accompanied Gu Chenhao out of the police station, the rumors had become quite outrageous.

Lin Yuebai has changed from Gu Chenhao's boyfriend to a crazy suitor who deeply loves Gu Chenhao.

The reason is very simple, those few friends of Gu Chenhao have never seen such a character as Lin Yuebai.According to Gu Chenhao's high-profile personality, if this is his boyfriend, wouldn't it spread to the whole circle? !What's more, Gu Chenhao just broke up with his girlfriend, how could a straight guy find a boyfriend in less than a day? !This bend is too fast!

Either, this girlfriend is Lin Yuebai; or, this is fake news; or, this man is entangled with Gu Chenhao. Yuebai looks pretty good, so she reluctantly agrees to him.

First of all, even though Gu Chenhao has been hiding his precious girlfriend, she still has a name and surname, so it can't be Lin Yuebai.The first assumption is to pass!

Then, this news was on the hot search!It can't be fake!Also pass it.

That being the case, there is one last point left...

Lin Yuebai: I ha ha ha ha ha!

This outrageous rumor was not clarified until Gu Chenhao sobered up.

After waking up from the drunkenness, Gu Chenhao, who found himself out of the closet for no reason, was also very panicked. In order to defend his dignity as a straight man, the frightened Gu Chenhao directly posted on his Weibo account, intending to compete with those mentally retarded rotten girls Down!

Then he was blown out by the constant increase in the number of fans, his helpless and profound cry was drowned in the reposts of crazy rotten women and disgusting straight men and straight women.

But no matter whether they support or oppose, almost everyone agrees with and tacitly agrees with one point: Gu Chenhao and Lin Yuebai must be gay, and they should be homosexuals.

2017.8.31 at 2:30 pm

Gu Chenhao: Eh!I was drunk at that time!

Netizen: Tell the truth after drinking!

Rotten Girl: Sweet!Drunk, I want to see you too!Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!

Straight men and straight women: Disgusting!Disgusting!

……

But Lin Yuebai was even more innocent, he also struggled helplessly afterwards.

2017.8.31 at 2:31 pm

Lin Yuebai: I didn't respond to him!He was just drunk!

Netizen: Tsk tsk tsk, the young master hasn't caught up yet? !

Rotten Girl A: Automatically make up a big show!

Rotten Girl B: Hey, posting Weibo so synchronously, living together!Xiaoshou shy? !Hey hey hey!

Straight men and straight women: It's fucking disgusting!Gay go!

……

Things have come to this point, no amount of explanation can explain it.

Lin Yuebai's mother even brought his father, as well as many seven aunts and eight aunts who came to see the fun, and took a bullet train to Lin Yuebai's place overnight.They decided to teach this useless person who ruined the family tradition a lesson first, and then quickly take him back to his hometown for a blind date!

But the atmosphere on Gu Chenhao's side was much more relaxed and cheerful.

Gu Chenhao's friends sent him congratulatory messages one after another, congratulating him that the cycad tree had finally blossomed, and casually asked him when the money would be paid.

It even included Gu Chenhao's parents who had been prepared for a long time.

Gu Chenhao's parents have long suspected that Gu Chenhao is gay.

Tell me, Gu Chenhao has excellent grades, good looks, and money at home!How could it be possible to have a girlfriend in college at such an age? !And just such a girlfriend is still hiding it from showing?

I'm afraid it's not a boy! ! !

A long time ago, Gu Chenhao's parents secretly discussed it.

Gu Chenhao's mother: What if my son brings back a son-in-law?

Gu Chenhao's father is very calm: as long as he doesn't bring back an old Gong.

These days, with so many surrogates, who wants to discriminate against this or that's sexuality? !

Gu Chenhao: I really appreciate everyone's understanding!

Gu Chenhao, whose life circle had been completely messed up by this damn drunkenness, even planned to give up his dignity as a straight man.

And just when he was about to turn off his phone and go to the quiet mountain to find himself, a call came in.

It belonged to Lin Yuebai.

Lin Yuebai was actually very angry: "My mother will come here tomorrow morning, and she asked me to bring you with me. Thank you, drunk lunatic!"

Then, Gu Chen Hao fell silent.

True, my life is messed up right now, but it's all my own fault.What crime did the innocent Lin Yuebai do to accompany him through all this? !Just because he likes me? !

No!How normal it is to like me, why should he be the only one to suffer such a bloodbath? !

He could have stayed in the closet for a long time until someone who was enough for him to rely on showed up and accompanied him through the hail of bullets, but it was because of me that he lost all of this!

Perhaps it was because Lin Yuebai's voice was particularly fragile through the phone.

Perhaps it was because of Gu Chenhao's sudden sense of responsibility due to his own imagination.

Anyway, Gu Chenhao at that time made a decision that he regretted very much at the time, but later he was extremely grateful for.

He said firmly to Lin Yuebai on the phone: "Let me be your boyfriend."

Undeniably firm.

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