That heroic and unpretentious cannon fodder [Traveling]

"This beautiful gentleman, would you like to marry this handsome gentleman in front of you, whether he is sick or healthy, rich or poor, you must love him, comfort him, help him, be loyal to him, and never leave him for life him?"

beautiful?Korea?of?First?born?

Qin Tong stared at the 3D words "I do" in big black letters in front of him, the expression on his face couldn't hold back any longer, he clutched his stomach and turned his head to vomit.

——Tanima is disgusting!

The 3D "I Do" no longer flew away before Qin Tong's eyes, but cracked tragically and shattered into slag.

"Ahhhhhhh-I was wrong-please let me go-"

Qin Tong screamed, but he still couldn't stop the world in front of him from twisting like a whirlpool. His eyes went black, and the 5% progress of the plot was finally cleared and reset to zero, returning to the initial moment.

At this moment, let's sympathize with Qin Tong for three seconds.

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It all started a long time ago...

Qin Tong, male, 26 years old, with parents, the second eldest in the family, with an older sister.

His elder sister has a great influence on Qin Tong's life. The reason why Qin Tong is today's Qin Tong is that his elder sister has contributed a lot, and his influence is more profound than that of his parents.

The grievances between Qin Tong and his sister can be traced back to 27 years ago.

Yes, that's right, 27 years ago.

At that time, Qin Tong was still a fertilized egg. On a sunny day, Qin’s fertilized egg was splitting cells in his mother’s stomach. His five-year-old sister was asked by a greasy aunt outside, “Xiao Chao, your mother is about to give birth.” Brother, what should I do if I don’t like you but only like my brother?”

Regardless of whether the aunt who said this sentence was kind or malicious, how could the five-year-old Qin Chao Xiaoluoli understand such a complicated sentence pattern and the kindness and hatred in the sentence pattern? punish.

Qin Chao's little Lolita directly understood that her mother would dislike her after giving birth to a younger brother.

Thus, the seeds of grievances were planted, and when little Luoli Qin Chao saw that her younger brother was indeed born, she immediately broke through the ground and grew luxuriantly.

Little Qin’s growth history is a history of blood and tears fighting against her sister. Both Qin’s father and Qin’s mother are educators. Apart from the strict education of the three views on their children, other aspects have a sense of free-range, as they like. , not forced to learn.If there is a small conflict between the siblings, don't favor anyone, let them solve it by themselves.

Qin Chao is good at talking nonsense. Qin Tong is young and often can't talk to his sister. He is defeated by his sister's powerful theory, and then his pocket money and snacks become his sister's trophies.

The sadness during the period, if you say too much, it will be tears.

After stumbling along the way, he finally waited until his sister was admitted to university and left home to study. Qin Tong finally lived a good life that was hard-won, and then it was his turn to leave home to study four years later...

Qin Qin: "Knowledge changes destiny, and the richest man does not deceive me~(≧▽≦)/~"

Qin Tong majored in Chinese language and literature when he was in college. After graduation, he applied for a job at Jinjiang Literature Publishing House under the Jinjiang Literature Group. At first, he worked as a text editor. The circle can also be a challenge.

Later, when planning, the two sets of novels that were packaged and marketed both exploded the reading market at that time, and the novels became big IPs, and they were adapted into TV movies and games, which also made him a hot publishing planner in the industry.

The so-called people are afraid of being famous and pigs are afraid of being strong, Qin Zhuang... After becoming famous, the authors who hooked up with him are like the waves of the ocean, one wave after another, especially the Jinjiang Literature City Network, a subsidiary of the same group. The best web writers are those who continue to follow. Among them are the authors who are really good at writing but because the subject matter is unpopular and they don’t know how to promote it. There are also a large number of Internet lovers who have rushed to the center of the earth.

Among them are Internet lover Qin Chao and her best friend Si Lu.

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As mentioned above, Qin’s father and Qin’s mother are both educators, and both of them are professors of history. From the names of the siblings, it can be seen that Qin’s father is an avid fan of the history of the Qin Dynasty. One of the siblings is named Qin To one called Qin Terracotta Warriors ╮(╯﹏╰)╭

Influenced by their parents, the siblings are very interested in history and literature.

But talent is really mysterious. Qin Chao’s grades in science are so good, but liberal arts are a mess, especially in composition. Every time she takes an exam, the teacher sees that she has written a long essay (shit does not make sense) and gives her some points. Points for hard work, if you want to score seriously, the composition score of 60 points will be deducted! ! !

If it hadn't been for the language delay in the college entrance examination, she would have successfully entered the first and second universities in China.

But there are no ifs in this world. She was admitted to the sixth-ranked university majoring in computer science and technology, and became an IT migrant worker after graduation.

Even so, she still did not give up her dream of becoming a writer, and struggled for her dream (in her spare time) together with her college classmate and best friend Si Lu who was quite different.

Both of them are IT migrant workers. They are usually busy with work, so they share a pen name and account, and whoever is free can update it. Therefore, the articles with the pen name "beauty code farmer" often have strange twists, and readers of two or three kittens are rejected. All kinds of twists and turns made life worse than death, and they resolutely abandoned it. The two were not discouraged, wiped away their tears and continued to fight.

After Jinjiang, X Dian, Red X and other websites posted articles one after another, the two published articles together on a small website with a server set up outside the country, and they became popular on that small website.

The two sisters, who became popular in a small area, were too swollen. They felt that if such a popular article was not published for more people to see, it would be too embarrassing for their talents, so they organized it into a document and gave it to Qin Tong, so that He planned the publication.

After receiving the document, Qin Tong didn't rush to read it, so he asked first, "Where's the outline?"

Qin Chao: "Outline? It doesn't exist."

Si Lu: "We all think about where to write."

Qin Tong: "..." Very good, don't read it.

The younger brother was so perfunctory, and the older sister was furious, forcing Qin Tong to finish reading their masterpiece.

With such an older sister, what can Qin Tong do? He can only pick up the tablet computer in the dead of night, and tremblingly open the document titled "The President Don't Force Me to Marry"...

The next day, he sat on the edge of the dining table with big dark circles under his eyes and a ravaged, unlovable appearance, which shocked Qin's father and mother.

Only my sister asked excitedly: "How is it? Not bad? Can it be published?"

Qin Tong: "Hehe."

Qin Chao was dissatisfied: "What does 'hehe' mean?"

The fear of being dominated by dog ​​blood & NP & Jack Su & logical death for one night made Qin Tong rise up to resist——

"First of all, this is a Tanmei theme. According to the current national conditions and policies, it is not allowed to be published."

"Secondly, there are too many sex scenes. If they are published, they are disseminating obscene books. Article 360 ​​of the Criminal Law stipulates that those who produce, reproduce, publish, sell, and disseminate obscene materials for the purpose of making profits shall be sentenced to three years in prison. If the circumstances are serious, they shall be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not less than three years but not more than ten years and shall also be fined; if the circumstances are especially serious, they shall be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not less than ten years or life imprisonment and shall also be fined or confiscated. Property. I suggest you read the Penal Code."

"Again, the writing is nonsense, the plot is illogical, the conflict setting is naive, the characters are fake, and the quotations are full of loopholes... Also, there are too many typos."

"If this kind of article is published, I would rather die!"

Qin Tong finished venting in one breath, looked at his sister sincerely, and said, "Sister, if you have nothing to do, you can find a boyfriend, get married, have a baby, and you are 31 years old, so you are not too young."

Qin Chao was so angry that he lost his shape and fought back fiercely: "You are not a magician yourself, curse you for becoming a gay."

Qin Tong immediately crossed his hands in front of his chest and shouted: "Rebound, I will curse you for being single forever."

Qin Chao: "Rebound your rebound."

Qin Tong: "Protective shield, invincible to reflect your attack, full stop."

Qin Chao: "Rebound, super invincible and strengthen the attack."

Qin Tong: "Backlash is invalid, you can't bounce back after I put a full stop."

Qin Chao: "It doesn't matter, just rebound. What you say doesn't count, but what I say counts."

Qin Tong: "Women are just so unreasonable."

"Eat! Eat!" As soon as Qin's mother showed her power, the siblings were cowardly.

This kind of childish bickering will be staged every now and then. The parents of the Qin family miss the time when their children were in college. It is really quiet and beautiful.

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It's cool to complain for a while, and the crematorium afterwards.

Qin Tong never imagined that his elder sister was so awesome, if she gave her a little color, she could create a new world.

Isn't it just complaining that she is a leftover woman, so ruthless that she "cursed" him into the web article she wrote about dog blood & NP & Jack Su & logical death.

this!Do not!division!study!

It must be because my sister used his name in the text. Very well, their plastic sibling relationship can be recorded again brilliantly.

If God can give him another chance, he promises!

He promised to use a gentle way of saying (vomiting) (groove), to influence his sister with love, and let her understand that her Lei Wen must never be published.

Again, there are no ifs in this world.

Some only have plots that must be followed by the thunder and thunder. Once the requirements are not followed, the files will be cleared and reset to zero.

This is the life experience summed up by the hard-working Qin Tong after being cleared twenty times.

He thought that after a hundred years, a sentence must be written on the epitaph——

——Only give birth to one good┭┮﹏┭┮

The author has something to say: What should I say, I saw a lot of people complaining about my sister, and it was all my fault for my poor writing skills. When I set it up, I thought my sister was just a background board, so I took it over in a few strokes.I didn't expect everyone to take turns beating my sister.

It has been slightly modified, and you may still be dissatisfied, but that's it.

The elder sister is not so hateful, the family relationship is not so vulnerable, and the parents are not inaction.As for that kind of hateful neighbor, I just want to say that parents are really hard to guard against. Many people only care about their own happiness and never care whether their behavior affects other people's children.

A real story, a child was playing in the community, and the neighbor’s aunt came over and said, "I will give you chocolate if you call me daddy", and the child really called her daddy just for eating ╮(╯_╰)╭

I talked a lot of nonsense, and I don't know what I'm talking about. If you don't like it, just ignore it.

I found out that every article of mine has a slot that everyone can hang on to. I also actively admit my mistakes, never repent, and have never made progress.

Bow and thank my little friends who have always supported me, thank you for enduring my sloppy writing and divine logic, okay?